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Chapter 90 If you don’t shovel shit, then eat shit
Chapter 90 If you don’t shovel shit, then eat shit (second update)
Doesn't he want to save face?Isn’t it necessary to establish a good personality?
Then of course she would fulfill him.
Zheng Yuanwei was so choked that he couldn't say a word in rebuttal.
Isn't this what he wants?But why did he feel so strange and aggrieved that Su Buyue really agreed?
"...Yes, leave this matter to me."
"Then there's Teacher Lao Zheng."
Su Buyue was in a good mood.
Called him an honorific for the first time.
But this "Teacher Zheng" sound was very harsh to Zheng Yuanwei's ears.
[Hahahahahaha, laugh to death, use magic to defeat magic! 】
[My sister Su doesn’t play by the rules, hahahaha, Zheng Yuanwei is so confused/crying with laughter]
[I would like to call Zheng Yuanwei a warrior!Only true warriors dare to face the shovel hhhhh】
[He originally wanted Su Buyue to ask him for help and to give in to him, but he didn’t expect Su Buyue to agree according to his words]
[This is the first time I’ve seen someone so active in shoveling shit]
[There is a saying that 'a dog can't change its habit of eating shit', which should be referring to Zheng Yuanwei, the 'dog licker']
[As long as he asks Su Buyue if he wants help first instead of asking Duan Simeng, I will feel that he really likes Su Buyue and is sincerely pursuing Su Buyue, but he asks Duan Simeng first...]
[It’s just to stimulate Su Buyue. You think Su Buyue will be jealous, right? You’re naive~]
[My sister Su only eats sweets and is not jealous. She finished all the small cakes ordered by Mr. Gu that day]
[If Mr. Gu were on the same team as Su Buyue, he would just help Su Buyue without even asking.]
[There should be no script for this team, otherwise Su Buyue and Gu Xingzhou would be assigned as a team]
[That’s not possible, Su Buyue’s battle against Duan Simeng and Zheng Yuanwei is also very interesting hhhhh]
No one said a word until the three of them arrived at the stable.
Su Buyue didn't want to say it, Duan Simeng didn't dare to say it, and Zheng Yuanwei couldn't.
There was already a master waiting for them at the stable. When they arrived, the master told them how to feed the horses and how to clean the stable. He also asked them to bathe and brush the horses by the way. After giving them tools, he He stood aside and stopped interfering.
"What...what's going on?"
Duan Simeng didn't understand at all.
She has never been exposed to this kind of work, how can she do it?
Zheng Yuanwei took a broom and dustpan and looked at the piles of unknown substances in the stable. He didn't dare to go in and stood still for a while.
After the master finished speaking, Su Buyue started to work directly.
She was very familiar with the job of feeding horses.
Not to mention those years in the frontier, even in the general's mansion, her horse was raised and raised by her own hands.
She poured the feed into the trough, then picked up a small bundle of straw and held it to one of the horses' mouths.When the horse smelled the aroma of the food, it came over and ate happily.
Su Buyue looked at the horse that was enjoying its meal and felt happy.
While feeding, the horse was gently stroked.
Duan Simeng saw that she started working directly, so he had no choice but to imitate her and start working.
But she was already resistant, and she didn't dare to come near to feed the horse. She stretched her arm holding the straw far away from the horse.The horse stretched her neck to get the food, and because she moved from time to time, she still couldn't get it.
The horse became a little agitated, stamping its hooves on the spot and snorting heavily.
"what--"
Duan Simeng was so frightened that she took off on the spot and jumped far away with a look of horror on her face.
"It's going to bite my hand!"
Su Buyue:......
"He's not hungry yet."
There were not many horses in the stable, and even if Duan Simeng didn't feed them, she could still handle them all by herself.
Soon all the horses had enough to eat and drink, and sneezed comfortably.
"You can clean the stable." Su Buyue glanced at Zheng Yuanwei, who had been motionless for a long time, and said.
"They're all inside, how do I get in?"
Thinking of what Duan Simeng shouted just now, Zheng Yuanwei was afraid that if he went in, he would either be kicked to death or eaten by the horse.
"walk into."
Su Buyue's eyes flashed with impatience.
"I'll take them out to bathe, and you go in and clean them."
As she spoke, she untied the reins one by one, led the horses out, and tied them to the stakes outside.
The stable became empty, and Zheng Yuanwei dared to enter.
As he stood at the door of the stable, a suffocating smell hit his face.
"Yuck~"
It almost made him feel sick and vomited.
He quickly covered his mouth and nose and took a few steps back.
No, no, it really stinks.
If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have said that he would help Su Buyue and Duan Simeng.
"Simeng, how about you..."
He looked at Duan Simeng, who was scared just now, and thought about letting her clean with him.
"Brother Yuan Wei, I know you are the best, you can definitely do it, come on!"
Duan Simeng smiled and took a few steps back, clenching his fists to cheer him up.
Seeing that she was unwilling to help him, Zheng Yuanwei looked at Su Buyue who was already bathing the horse.
Under the sun, the clear water droplets pouring out of the water pipes seem to be glowing, pouring on the horses and moistening their fur.Use shower gel to wipe the horse's entire body, then rinse it with clean water. Finally, use a special brush to brush the horse's fur and drain the water from the body.
The whole process was done skillfully and without any sign of impatience.
[Wow, my sister Su can even do this?The master at the farm didn’t tell you how to bathe the horse just now, right?]
[I didn’t say anything. Look at the master standing next to him looking very surprised. He probably didn’t expect Su Buyue to ask for help, so he just started it himself]
[What is Duan Simeng doing?Don't you have to stand and do nothing? 】
[Zheng Yuanwei just vowed to keep it on him, but now he doesn't even dare to go in. 】
Zheng Yuanwei stared at Su Buyue, never feeling that she was so dazzling before.
Maybe he stared at it for too long, Su Buyue felt the eyes on her and raised her eyes.
"If you leave me without food, I don't mind letting you eat shit."
His tone was calm and his expression was calm.
But what he said made Zheng Yuanwei's heart skip a beat.
He believed that Su Buyue could really do such a thing now - even in front of a live broadcast.
[Hahahahaha Sister Su is so awesome hahahahaha]
【Actually...I want to see it. 】
[It’s not good for Su Buyue to say that. Is there anyone else who talks like this?]
[I guess their team’s score is not surprisingly the lowest]
[With the show crew’s urinary behavior, it’s really possible that the last one will have no food to eat]
[Zheng Yuanwei doesn’t have the diamond to do any porcelain work, and Sister Su was dragged to death by these two people. 】
[Su Buyue feeds and bathes the horses, but she does the most work. If there is no food in the end, it is really possible that Zheng Yuanwei will eat shit by pressing his head]
Zheng Yuanwei clenched the tool in his hand and said, "I'll scan."
Covering his nose with one hand and holding a broom in the other, he hesitantly walked into the stable.
Then, viewers in the live broadcast room could hear the sound of retching coming from the stable from time to time.
(End of this chapter)
Doesn't he want to save face?Isn’t it necessary to establish a good personality?
Then of course she would fulfill him.
Zheng Yuanwei was so choked that he couldn't say a word in rebuttal.
Isn't this what he wants?But why did he feel so strange and aggrieved that Su Buyue really agreed?
"...Yes, leave this matter to me."
"Then there's Teacher Lao Zheng."
Su Buyue was in a good mood.
Called him an honorific for the first time.
But this "Teacher Zheng" sound was very harsh to Zheng Yuanwei's ears.
[Hahahahahaha, laugh to death, use magic to defeat magic! 】
[My sister Su doesn’t play by the rules, hahahaha, Zheng Yuanwei is so confused/crying with laughter]
[I would like to call Zheng Yuanwei a warrior!Only true warriors dare to face the shovel hhhhh】
[He originally wanted Su Buyue to ask him for help and to give in to him, but he didn’t expect Su Buyue to agree according to his words]
[This is the first time I’ve seen someone so active in shoveling shit]
[There is a saying that 'a dog can't change its habit of eating shit', which should be referring to Zheng Yuanwei, the 'dog licker']
[As long as he asks Su Buyue if he wants help first instead of asking Duan Simeng, I will feel that he really likes Su Buyue and is sincerely pursuing Su Buyue, but he asks Duan Simeng first...]
[It’s just to stimulate Su Buyue. You think Su Buyue will be jealous, right? You’re naive~]
[My sister Su only eats sweets and is not jealous. She finished all the small cakes ordered by Mr. Gu that day]
[If Mr. Gu were on the same team as Su Buyue, he would just help Su Buyue without even asking.]
[There should be no script for this team, otherwise Su Buyue and Gu Xingzhou would be assigned as a team]
[That’s not possible, Su Buyue’s battle against Duan Simeng and Zheng Yuanwei is also very interesting hhhhh]
No one said a word until the three of them arrived at the stable.
Su Buyue didn't want to say it, Duan Simeng didn't dare to say it, and Zheng Yuanwei couldn't.
There was already a master waiting for them at the stable. When they arrived, the master told them how to feed the horses and how to clean the stable. He also asked them to bathe and brush the horses by the way. After giving them tools, he He stood aside and stopped interfering.
"What...what's going on?"
Duan Simeng didn't understand at all.
She has never been exposed to this kind of work, how can she do it?
Zheng Yuanwei took a broom and dustpan and looked at the piles of unknown substances in the stable. He didn't dare to go in and stood still for a while.
After the master finished speaking, Su Buyue started to work directly.
She was very familiar with the job of feeding horses.
Not to mention those years in the frontier, even in the general's mansion, her horse was raised and raised by her own hands.
She poured the feed into the trough, then picked up a small bundle of straw and held it to one of the horses' mouths.When the horse smelled the aroma of the food, it came over and ate happily.
Su Buyue looked at the horse that was enjoying its meal and felt happy.
While feeding, the horse was gently stroked.
Duan Simeng saw that she started working directly, so he had no choice but to imitate her and start working.
But she was already resistant, and she didn't dare to come near to feed the horse. She stretched her arm holding the straw far away from the horse.The horse stretched her neck to get the food, and because she moved from time to time, she still couldn't get it.
The horse became a little agitated, stamping its hooves on the spot and snorting heavily.
"what--"
Duan Simeng was so frightened that she took off on the spot and jumped far away with a look of horror on her face.
"It's going to bite my hand!"
Su Buyue:......
"He's not hungry yet."
There were not many horses in the stable, and even if Duan Simeng didn't feed them, she could still handle them all by herself.
Soon all the horses had enough to eat and drink, and sneezed comfortably.
"You can clean the stable." Su Buyue glanced at Zheng Yuanwei, who had been motionless for a long time, and said.
"They're all inside, how do I get in?"
Thinking of what Duan Simeng shouted just now, Zheng Yuanwei was afraid that if he went in, he would either be kicked to death or eaten by the horse.
"walk into."
Su Buyue's eyes flashed with impatience.
"I'll take them out to bathe, and you go in and clean them."
As she spoke, she untied the reins one by one, led the horses out, and tied them to the stakes outside.
The stable became empty, and Zheng Yuanwei dared to enter.
As he stood at the door of the stable, a suffocating smell hit his face.
"Yuck~"
It almost made him feel sick and vomited.
He quickly covered his mouth and nose and took a few steps back.
No, no, it really stinks.
If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have said that he would help Su Buyue and Duan Simeng.
"Simeng, how about you..."
He looked at Duan Simeng, who was scared just now, and thought about letting her clean with him.
"Brother Yuan Wei, I know you are the best, you can definitely do it, come on!"
Duan Simeng smiled and took a few steps back, clenching his fists to cheer him up.
Seeing that she was unwilling to help him, Zheng Yuanwei looked at Su Buyue who was already bathing the horse.
Under the sun, the clear water droplets pouring out of the water pipes seem to be glowing, pouring on the horses and moistening their fur.Use shower gel to wipe the horse's entire body, then rinse it with clean water. Finally, use a special brush to brush the horse's fur and drain the water from the body.
The whole process was done skillfully and without any sign of impatience.
[Wow, my sister Su can even do this?The master at the farm didn’t tell you how to bathe the horse just now, right?]
[I didn’t say anything. Look at the master standing next to him looking very surprised. He probably didn’t expect Su Buyue to ask for help, so he just started it himself]
[What is Duan Simeng doing?Don't you have to stand and do nothing? 】
[Zheng Yuanwei just vowed to keep it on him, but now he doesn't even dare to go in. 】
Zheng Yuanwei stared at Su Buyue, never feeling that she was so dazzling before.
Maybe he stared at it for too long, Su Buyue felt the eyes on her and raised her eyes.
"If you leave me without food, I don't mind letting you eat shit."
His tone was calm and his expression was calm.
But what he said made Zheng Yuanwei's heart skip a beat.
He believed that Su Buyue could really do such a thing now - even in front of a live broadcast.
[Hahahahaha Sister Su is so awesome hahahahaha]
【Actually...I want to see it. 】
[It’s not good for Su Buyue to say that. Is there anyone else who talks like this?]
[I guess their team’s score is not surprisingly the lowest]
[With the show crew’s urinary behavior, it’s really possible that the last one will have no food to eat]
[Zheng Yuanwei doesn’t have the diamond to do any porcelain work, and Sister Su was dragged to death by these two people. 】
[Su Buyue feeds and bathes the horses, but she does the most work. If there is no food in the end, it is really possible that Zheng Yuanwei will eat shit by pressing his head]
Zheng Yuanwei clenched the tool in his hand and said, "I'll scan."
Covering his nose with one hand and holding a broom in the other, he hesitantly walked into the stable.
Then, viewers in the live broadcast room could hear the sound of retching coming from the stable from time to time.
(End of this chapter)
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