The useless stepmother went crazy and became popular in the baby porn show

Fortune telling?If everyone is acquainted, what kind of destiny is that?

Jiang Suwan coughed uncomfortably a few times, then she leaned closer to Song Yu and said, "What the hell? Don't you know if I can tell fortunes? We are all acquaintances, it would be too embarrassing to pretend."

The words of an acquaintance made Song Yu feel very good. She had a crazy smile on her face, staring at Jiang Suwan's face without blinking, and asked: "But I paid all the money, sister-in-law, if you don't tell me my fortune, What if someone from the program team says that the ten dollars doesn’t count? And..." She lowered her voice a bit: "There are people coming and going in this square, so you can do it for me and I can do it for you. If I agree with you, wouldn’t that serve as a good signboard?”

"Yes!" This was something Jiang Suwan hadn't considered. She thought about it and said tentatively, "Then let's just pretend?"

Song Yu nodded affirmatively: "Pretend!"

"What are you pretending to be?" Song Jin'an couldn't understand the conversation between the two, and curiously turned his head and asked, "Mom, aunt, what are you two pretending to be?"

Song Chizhou explained coldly from the side: "Pretending."

"Oh..." Song Jinan understood, so he immediately adjusted his small bench and sat up with his back straight: "Then hurry up and pretend."

Song Yu looked at Song Jinan and Song Chizhou one by one with slightly speechless eyes: "...can you father and son make less trouble?" Then he turned to Jiang Suwan and put stars in it: "Sister-in-law, I'm starting. .”

After saying that, he raised his voice and shouted: "Doctor... no, Teacher Jiang, please help me quickly, what is my destiny?"

Jiang Suwan: "..."

Song Chizhou: "..."

Netizens in the live broadcast room:
[Hahahahahahaha, no wonder you are my biggest fan. Big V’s IQ is not very stable either. 】

[This is called losing face in front of the rightful owner. 】

[I kind of know why Song Chizhou wanted to kick Song Yu out as soon as he saw her, because Song Yu lost all the face he earned in the show. 】

【To give people a smile and a hug. 】

[But one thing is that Song Yu is also good-looking. No wonder he has the same parents as Song Chizhou. 】

Assistant Xiao Li is very reasonable (rectified version): [Does it look good?In exchange for IQ. (Smiling expression, giving directions)]

Jiang Suwan endured the helplessness in her heart, stretched out her hand to take Song Yu's palm, looked at it carefully, and then said nonsense seriously: "You have a good destiny, and wealth brings a bit of freedom. It belongs to It’s a life of worry-free and incomparable happiness.”

"Really?" Song Yu looked surprised.

But I have to say that her affectation really attracted several onlookers.

Seeing this, Jiang Suwan tried her best to look more serious and nodded in agreement: "Yes! You are simply the best looking person I have ever seen in my career. Not only are you rich, but you are also very loving!"

But when Song Yu heard this, she frowned tightly: "Since my destiny is so good, why don't I have a boyfriend yet?" "...This is a question..." Jiang Suwan was a little bit Stumped.She pretended to make a deep "tsk" sound, stared at the lines on Song Yu's palm for a long time, and finally said: "It's because your opportunity hasn't come yet. When the opportunity comes, you will naturally have a boyfriend."

"Ah..." Song Yu responded with a vague understanding, and then asked: "Then when will my opportunity come?"

Jiang Suwan: "..." No, are you sure Song Yu is here to compliment her, not to tear her down?
There were some things she wanted to say but she couldn't say them as she looked at the crowd of spectators around her.He could only remain silent for two seconds and said ambiguously: "When the chickens in heaven have finished eating the rice, the dogs have finished licking the noodles, and the fire has broken the locks, your opportunity will come."

"...Huh?" Song Yu obviously didn't understand.

Jiang Suwan didn't explain too much. She smiled meaningfully and said, "Anyway, it's almost over."

Song Yu let out a long "Ah". Judging from her expression, she seemed to be suspicious of Jiang Suwan's "Soon".

Fans in the live broadcast room are very aware of the hidden meaning in Jiang Suwan's words.

[Hahahahahaha, hot knowledge, the suspenseful sentence "When the chickens in heaven have finished eating the rice, the dogs have licked the noodles, and the fire has broken the locks" is a famous scene in Journey to the West. (Emoji dog head)]

【Let me add it!In the setting of the TV series, the chicken can never finish the rice, the dog can never finish the noodles, and the weak flame can never burn the big iron lock! 】

[So what Susu means is that the boyfriend of the big V will never come in this life! 】

[Hahahahahahahaha, the big Yin and Yang V wants to be widowed until death, right? 】

[It’s not yin and yang, it’s mainly because Susu doesn’t know how to tell fortunes. If she wants to pretend that she’s good at it, she can only talk nonsense like this. 】

Seeing Song Yu immersed in what he said for a long time without coming back to his senses, Jiang Suwan took the opportunity to ask: "Girl, is there anything else you want to settle?"

At the same time, the hand holding Song Yu's palm pinched the back of her hand lightly or hard, meaning: It's almost done, you can go, I won't be able to make it up if you ask me again.

But unexpectedly, Song Yu didn't understand what she meant. After hearing what she said, he immediately asked: "Well, Teacher Jiang, what's going on with the inexplicable pain in my stomach today?"

"...stomach pain?" Jiang Suwan frowned slightly, then leaned over to Song Yu, wrinkled her nose and smelled it carefully, and said to the point: "I ate too many leek buns, just go to the drugstore to buy some digestive tablets later. .”

Hearing this, Song Yu was stunned for a few seconds, then took a breath of surprise, stared at Jiang Suwan with big eyes and said, "You are so amazing, Teacher Jiang, you can guess all this." Come out?"

The corners of Jiang Suwan's mouth under her sunglasses raised a slight arc, and she waved her hands calmly: "It's just a little trick."

Song Yu may have been born to be an actress. Faced with Jiang Suwan's pretentiousness, she was like a little girl who was shocked. She praised with admiration: "What a little trick, this is simply... What a great trick!" After boasting, he didn't forget to bring out the blessing sachet that Jiang Suwan wanted to sell: "Teacher Jiang, you are so awesome. Do you have any tokens of safety here? I have to buy one and put it away. On the body."

Jiang Suwan realized the meaning of these words almost instantly. The second after Song Yu finished speaking, he quickly took out a sachet from the cargo box under the table and placed it in front of her: "This is my Jiang Suwan." The family’s unique prayer sachet can keep you safe, attract good luck, and capture little people. The price of the stall today is not [-] or [-], you can take it home for only [-] yuan!” (End of chapter)