The useless stepmother went crazy and became popular in the baby porn show

Under Jiang Suwan's command, Song Chizhou's rowing speed slowed down. When Su Muxue saw this, she didn't have any doubts in her heart. She mustered up her strength and started chasing.

The blue lake surface receded little by little under her oars, and the distance between her and Jiang Suwan also got closer and closer.

It wasn't until the hulls of the two boats were close together and Jiang Suwan's back was close to her eyes that she let go of the oar in her hand and put on her shoes filled with water.

"Ah! Jiang Suwan, go to hell!"

She screamed to help herself, raised the shoe in her hand high and was about to throw it at Jiang Suwan.

Unexpectedly, before she could take off her shoes, Jiang Suwan in front suddenly turned around, and then a long pole wrapped in cloth stretched out and poked her in the head.

"..."

She was stunned for a moment, then glanced at the dark mass on her forehead from the corner of her eyes, and asked in a trembling voice: "What is this?"

Jiang Suwan smiled slightly and explained thoughtfully: "Bird poop, it was just pooped by a little bird. I picked it up specially for you when I saw it. How do you like it? Do you like it?"

"..."

Su Muxue was speechless. Her eyelashes were trembling wildly, and her eyes were looking at the thing on her forehead in horror.

"Bird poop..."

Jiang Suwan's words echoed in her mind, and she couldn't figure out what bird poop was for a few seconds. It wasn't until a faint fishy smell drifted down the bamboo pole into her nasal cavity that she realized clearly that the thing on her forehead was bird poop.

"……Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

After a moment of silence, she suddenly screamed! This time the scream was more piercing than any she had ever heard before. Her mouth was wide open, and her expression was even more terrifying than if she had seen a ghost.

Tian Xiaobei and Lu Guangnian in front were so noisy by her that their eardrums hurt. They couldn't help but curl up and shrink their necks, trying to let her screams pass over their heads to avoid hurting innocent people.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" She screamed for a full minute, as if she wanted to kill Jiang Suwan across from her with her scream.

"Get this disgusting thing away from me!!!!" She raised her arm and roughly opened the pole on her head. At the same time, she waved her hand and threw her shoe at Jiang Suwan with all her strength -

However, Jiang Suwan nimbly dodged them all.

Su Muxue: "...Ahhhh!! You actually dare to hide, you actually dare to hide!"

Jiang Suwan's movements stimulated her nerves, and she grinned in anger. Almost out of reflex, she grabbed the pole in front of her and tried to pull Jiang Suwan's boat over!

But at this moment, Shen Hui, who came out of nowhere, grabbed the pole.

Su Muxue: "...What are you doing? Do you want to plead for Jiang Suwan?"

"Um..." Shen Hui grinned, with a very embarrassed look on his face: "No, I didn't want to plead for Suwan, it's just that I picked up this pole and I just want to take it back now."

"Did you pick it up?" Su Muxue didn't believe it: "How could the pole you picked up be in Jiang Suwan's hands? Besides, there's stinky bird droppings on it!"

"Ah?" Shen Hui was a little confused: "There's no bird poop on it. The dark stuff on the cloth is the mud at the bottom of the lake. I just accidentally shoveled it up."

"What?" Su Muxue was dumbfounded.

Shen Hui frowned and looked at her with an incomprehensible look: "I just picked up this pole by the lake. I accidentally dropped it when I was playing with Qingxu and snatched it by Suwan. What's going on on it?" There might be bird poop, I’m not that untidy.”

"Muxue, please return it to me quickly. I have to clean up Qingxu."    "..." Su Muxue did not speak, but slowly relaxed her hand holding the pole.

Shen Hui took the pole back, looked at the two enemies in front of him nervously and uneasily, and then commanded Li Su to row the boat away without saying a word.

"Jiang Suwan, you lied to me!" Su Muxue realized later that Jiang Suwan had acted like that, and her eyes almost popped out of her head with hatred.

"You lied to me that there was bird poop on the pole just to disgust me and make me scared, right?"

Jiang Suwan nodded with a smile: "Yeah."

Su Muxue: "It's too much, you are simply too much!"

She was so angry that she dropped her hands to her sides and clenched them tightly into fists, her eyes fixed on Jiang Suwan: "I will make you pay for your actions today!"

Faced with her anger, Jiang Suwan only responded lightly: "Oh."

Then he turned around, picked up his oar again, and started rowing seriously and hard.

It was as if Su Muxue's words were all treated as a child's joke and she didn't take them to heart at all.

Su Muxue was so stimulated by her light and airy attitude that her heart was trembling, and she immediately commanded Lu Guangnian again in a dumb voice: "Lu Guangnian, hurry up, I must catch up with Jiang Suwan today!!!"

Lu Guangnian: "..."

He didn't answer immediately. After a moment of silence, he said in an obviously helpless tone: "There's no point in paddling faster. Sister Suwan and the others are already almost at the finish line and are in first place."

Su Muxue was shocked: "What?"

Seeing this, netizens in the live broadcast room were all impressed by Jiang Suwan's methods. They banged on the keyboard and laughed, making fun of Su Muxue's defeat and praising Jiang Suwan's bad move.

[Hahahahahaha, Jiang Suwan is such a star! He actually thought of using bird poop to disgust Su Muxue! 】

[The key point is that the bird poop is still fake, and Su Muxue is even more angry! 】

[I thought Jiang Suwan’s previous madness was cheap enough, but I didn’t expect that she had even meaner tricks! From the beginning to the end of the action, Su Muxue couldn't even fight back. As a result, when she vowed to make Jiang Suwan pay the price for the 10086th time, Jiang Suwan had already reached the end! If I were her, I would be so angry on the boat today! 】

【Cool! I just love seeing Jiang Suwan so disgusting! Who told Su Muxue to be so weird and angry with Jiang Suwan yesterday? They all deserve it! 】

[Also, when Su Muxue said harsh words to Jiang Suwan at the end, Jiang Suwan only responded with a cold "oh". Who of you understands the value of this "oh"! One of my netizens felt angry through the screen. 】

Full-level V: [Hahahahahaha, sister-in-law did a great job! Next time, put real bird poop on Su Muxue's face! 】

[Hey, yeah, I finally climbed up! sister in law! An'an, here I come! 】

[Tsk, there are so many people in Qingshui Villa today, and many of them are going to the lake with me. I suspect that they are all guests’ fans who came to support me offline. 】

Assistant Xiao Li was very reasonable: [Oh? Did anyone go to the scene to provide support? Are there any fans of Sister Suwan? 】

"Wow! Suwan Chizhou and An An are a family that has reached the finish line! Congratulations to them for becoming the first place in the exciting rowing race!"

As soon as Jiang Suwan's boat docked, Ye Man couldn't wait to announce their ranking.