The useless stepmother went crazy and became popular in the baby porn show

Chapter 96: Knowing clearly that there are tigers in the mountains, but not going to the mountains knowingly

Such behavior made the fans in the live broadcast room scream.

[Ah ah ah ah, the moon is so beautiful! 】

[She is still so good-looking even though she is like this, she must be a female star! 】

[Yueyue swimming looks so easy, she just slid up twice and got up...]

Of course, I didn’t forget to scold Jiang Suwan.

[Jiang Suwan’s fans are so rich that Song Chizhou can buy a hot meal just by wiping the water for her. 】

[She is so ugly when she falls into the water. Just let her go! 】

Shen Hui looked at him with envy, and poked Li Su's waist hard: "Husband, look at this person..."

Li Su followed her example and counterattacked: "Honey, look at me..."

"Don't look at it, you two landlubbers!" Fu Qingxu, who knew a little bit about swimming, hugged his frail old man as he crossed the road, and dropped these words with full sarcasm.

Shen Hui and his wife were speechless and could only swear angrily in a low voice: "When the show is over, I will learn to swim. If I can't learn how, Li Su will buy me a bag!"

Li Su: "...If you want to buy a bag, just tell me..."

Ye Man was laughed so hard by these people that she couldn't stand up straight. She drank several mouthfuls of water to catch her breath, and finally read out the fourth question: "Which part of the egg does a chicken develop from?"

This question is a bit difficult, and several children looked confused after hearing it.Li Sangsang scratched his head, shook it left and right, then picked up his fingers and started guessing: "Egg white, egg yolk, egg white, egg yolk, egg white...just write egg white!"

Song Jinan next to him heard this answer and silently wrote the word "protein" on the small cardboard.

The answers given by Zhao Yueyan and Zhou Huaijing were different from those of them. They wrote eggshells.

Ye Man collected the answers and his eyes went dark: "All the answers are wrong. Chickens develop from egg yolks!"

"what!"

A neat and dull sound was heard from the spring chair, and then all eight adults were ejected into the water.

Jiang Suwan learned a lesson this time. She pinched her nose hard before falling into the water to prevent herself from choking on the water again. After falling into the water, she quickly followed Song Chizhou's arm towards him to let him Able to scoop yourself up as quickly as possible.

Song Chizhou was tall and knew how to swim. He stood up within two seconds of falling into the water, and then quickly reached out to hug Jiang Suwan. However, Jiang Suwan was a little scared, and the force of his escape from the water was too strong, and he hit her head first. When it reached Song Chizhou's chest, there was a muffled "bang".

Song Chizhou was in pain, but he had no time to care because Jiang Suwan almost got himself into the water again.In the flash of lightning, he grabbed Jiang Suwan's hands and put them behind his waist, letting Jiang Suwan hug him tightly. At the same time, he reached behind Jiang Suwan's shoulders and pressed her into his arms to prevent her from swaying again. .

Relying on this gesture of hugging each other, the two of them truly stood firm.Jiang Suwan panted heavily, looked up at Song Chizhou who was very close at hand, and smiled stupidly: "Hey, it's really exciting!"

"..." Song Chizhou lowered his eyes and looked at her. After a few seconds, he knocked on her forehead quite unbearably: "It's a day of endless strength."

"..." Jiang Suwan rolled her eyes at him, let go with one hand, and still held his waist with the other hand, and walked forward with difficulty: "This is called being young...you local bastard..."

After taking two steps, he met Shen Hui who had just emerged from the water, and he enthusiastically helped Shen Hui straighten her hair that was messed up by the water.

Unexpectedly, Shen Hui scolded her: "Jiang Suwan, I met you again! I knew nothing good would happen if I were next to you!"

"..." Jiang Suwan felt that she had been kindly replaced by donkey liver and lungs. She was furious and her hands became rough and rough. She messed up Shen Hui's hair just now and shouted unconvinced: "You think I want to Right next to you! I told you not to get involved!"

Shen Hui laughed and retorted: "I don't! I want to be next to you! I know that there are tigers in the mountains, so I prefer to go to the tiger mountains!" "You idiot!" Jiang Suwan pinched Shen Hui's face hard: "It's because you know that there are tigers in the mountains, but you don't go to the mountains knowing that there are tigers!"

"Ah?" Shen Hui was confused: "What is it?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room explained thoughtfully.

[Hahahahahaha, this is the latest popular withdrawal character on the Internet! 】

["Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, don't go to the mountains knowing that there are tigers" "Those who can't kill me, it is better to kill me" "Read which page the wind blows, and which page it will not tear"]

[My sister Su knows how to show off (like the emoticon). 】

[No, doesn’t Sister Su have a mobile phone?How do you know this? 】

[Is it possible that Sister Su’s nature is such that she can figure out these bad ideas by herself without going online? 】

Big V with full level: [Very possible!And I have a hunch that A Hui will soon be taken down this road. 】

Ye Man continued: "The fifth question, what is the top of China's [-] good deeds?"

Hundreds of good filial piety first.

This sentence is basically what every Chinese person has heard since childhood. As a question, it is basically not difficult to test. The adults on the spring chair are very confident that their children can answer it correctly.

Jiang Suwan said "Oh" and took back Song Chizhou's hand: "This question is too simple..."

But before she finished speaking, the spring chair under her butt suddenly moved and she was thrown into the water at an extremely clean speed.

Song Jinan listened to the movement behind him and stuck out his tongue in embarrassment: "Oh...I wrote the wrong word again..."

"Gollum..."

Jiang Suwan's mind was filled with this voice.

Because this punishment was too unexpected, she was not mentally prepared at all, and she had no time to catch Song Chizhou. As a result, she was confused and frightened for several seconds after falling into the water.Her hands and feet were flopping around in the water without any structure, and her whole body was shrouded in a sense of suffocation. Finally, her feet found a point of strength and tried to stand up, but a hand that came out of nowhere suddenly pulled hard. Lifting her legs, her head, which had just emerged from the water, suddenly sank back down.

"Ugh..."

There was water in her nose, and the acrid and excruciating feeling rushed straight into her lungs along her trachea, making her hold her last breath completely loose.

Fortunately, Song Chizhou reached out to grab her in time and lifted her out of the water before she lost her breath.

"Cough! Cough-cough-cough!"

Jiang Suwan coughed violently. She closed her eyes and breathed in fresh oxygen. Her heart and lungs were being pulled by waves of pain, but she had no time to care, so she could only hold Song Chi tightly. Zhou's hand, leaning on him to breathe hard.

"Don't be anxious, slow down your breathing!" Song Chizhou patted her back and asked in a tight voice, "Did you choke on the water?"

Jiang Suwan couldn't hear what he was saying, so she shook her head randomly based on instinct.

After dozens of seconds, she gradually regained her breath and gasped in a hoarse voice: "I choked a little, a little, but it's okay."

(End of this chapter)