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Chapter 15 Love Brain and Dog
Chapter 15 Love Brain and Dog
The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly heard You Mengzhi's words, and immediately began to chatter:
[Is the anchor so vicious? !You all want to accompany your boyfriend through the last period of time, but you still want to fight against each other? ! 】
[If the two of you are in love and want to be together, you are considered a p*ss!If someone breaks up with you because of one sentence from the anchor, you really have to die to apologize, you know? 】
[Haven’t the anchor heard that it would be better to demolish ten temples than break up one marriage?When you open your mouth, you must admit that breaking up will lead to retribution!Little girl on the line, listen to me. I also chose to marry my boyfriend when he was ill, but we have a very good relationship. We accompany him to treatment and take care of him. Now we have endured hardships and joys, and our love is as strong as gold. 】
[I envy your boyfriend so much. He has a girlfriend who loves him so much and can accompany him through the most difficult times.Maybe after you have children, you will be more motivated. If you tell your children about this in the future, they will be proud of you. 】
What follows is a series of blessings, and barrages such as "I will definitely get better" are endless.
You Mengzhi waited for everyone to curse, and the barrage gradually subsided, and then he spoke in the atmosphere where everyone was still angry:
"Are some people just watching the fun and not thinking it's a big deal?"
"For what purpose are you yelling? Is it wrong for the parents to let their daughter leave in order to protect her? This is obviously the best solution!"
"If classmate Xiao Ai marries her boyfriend, will you raise a loser at home for her?"
You Mengzhi sneered, pointed at the homepages of the most powerful barrage users who had just shouted, and reported each person's ID:
"Are you willing to raise this Yuluohuahua?"
"Oh, you don't want to, right? What about the fruit girl who just asked Xiao Ai and her boyfriend to have another child?"
"If you are so generous, you must be willing to take in Xiao Ai, his boyfriend, and their children, right?"
"You don't even want to, what kind of love do you sing about, what kind of love do you think is supreme?!"
"Co-author, you have all broken through the shackles of human beings and begun to evolve to the point where you can fill your stomach with photosynthesis alone?"
"And what kind of person would say something like asking a girl to give birth to a baby for a male cancer patient?"
"Can you go on the mic and make a video so that I can see the diversity of species?"
"Have you never considered that their family may have familial hereditary cancer? Are you going to let them go to your house to eat and sleep?"
You Mengzhi took a deep breath:
"I will put my words here today. This boy is not a good match."
"Maybe it will be a little difficult for you to make the choice to leave now, but you have to move forward."
As soon as these words are spoken, anyone who is not impaired in understanding can understand what You Mengzhi means.
Classmate Xiao Ai's hopeful expression suddenly froze, her lips opened and closed slightly, but no sound came out for a while. After a long time, she seemed to have made up her mind:
"I understand! What others say cannot change other people's lives and decisions. I will have my own choice!"
"My decision is: I will go home tomorrow to steal my household registration book and marry him! I am really crazy, so I went online to seek an answer and comfort. Obviously I already know the answer in my heart."
"I love him."
"When we were studying, we were not actually very wealthy, but we still tried our best to save money in order to be able to travel and see a wider world."
"He and I were two people at that time. My living expenses were [-] yuan and his living expenses were [-] yuan. The two of us could add up to [-] yuan. By spending [-] yuan a month, we could not only lose weight but also save [-] yuan."
"When we were at our poorest, we only ate one pack of instant noodles, but we were very happy."
You know what the hell, you know.
You Mengzhi's face was full of pain, he gnashed his teeth, thought for a while, and then said:
"But it's no use fighting to the death for your love, and fighting to the death for the other person without love."
"How can I convince you that your boyfriend doesn't love you?"
What comes to mind when dreaming about it:
".I figured it out, I should be able to speak with a stink."
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, You Mengzhi calmly commanded: "Take out your phone, register an account for a post, select 'Recommend friends to me' in the privacy policy, and then browse a few recommended posts on the homepage."
When classmate Xiao Ai heard You Mengzhi say that her boyfriend didn't love her, her face changed dramatically. It was obvious that she still followed the instructions given by the other party so swornly.
Xiao Ai followed the instructions and projected the page on his mobile phone to the live broadcast room, and he was very dissatisfied:
"What does this have to do with whether my boyfriend loves me or not?"
You Mengzhi was very calm: "You'll know soon, start posting."
Xiao Ai snorted reluctantly, and then murmured in a low voice while scrolling through the posts on the home page:
"Look, isn't there nothing here?"
"I feel like you, a fortune teller, are not very good."
".Can I get a refund?"
You Mengzhi smiled and said nothing until a post with a dazzling title suddenly appeared on the screen of classmate Xiao Ai's mobile phone, and she stopped her by saying:
"Okay, no need to scroll down any further. Your boyfriend's last name is Xu, right?"
Classmate Xiao Ai was obviously stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed:
"how do you know?"
You Mengzhi raised her chin to indicate to the other party to take a closer look at the post title on the mobile phone interface.
The title of the post clearly read:
[Don’t think that falling in love is expensive. As long as you communicate well with your partner, you will find that falling in love not only saves money, but also makes money. 】
The id name of the poster is 'Hangcheng Yixuxian'.
This name coincides with classmate Xiao Ai’s default surname of Xu.
The boy named Xu who spoke in confusion claimed that he was studying in Hangzhou and had a girlfriend he had dated since high school. Now that they are in college, the two of them are more in love with Jin Jian than Jin Jian. Then the boy actually wrote:
[I told my girlfriend that I only had 500 yuan a month for living expenses. This stupid woman actually believed it. She took out her [-] yuan for living expenses and said she would share the hard times with me. 】
[Hey, I told her to give her living expenses to me for safekeeping. The two of us only use 500 yuan a month. Then I can use the extra money to buy a new mobile phone! 】
There are some sporadic replies below that tactfully point out that it is not good to buy yourself a mobile phone with a girl’s money.
The poster is quite confident:
[You yourself are incapable of eating soft food, so why don’t you want others to eat it? 】
[According to me, 500 yuan a month is a lot for two people. If they eat a meal for two people and eat the leftovers from a platter, it can also help my girlfriend lose weight. 】
Some netizens who passed by were amazed and began to ask how they managed to make girls so devoted. The boys quickly replied:
[Just tell her: You save your money for me, and I will use my money together. When the money is saved, we can go out to play together and broaden our horizons. 】
Next, he asked, if that person really wants to go out for fun, will the secret be revealed soon?
The boy started talking again:
[You are stupid, brother, if your partner really wants to go out to play, just say, 'Why are you going out to play?That would be a waste of money. Saving money now is also for the future of both of us!' Isn't that enough? 】
There are people out there asking for advice. Surely you can’t open a room to do homework with [-] yuan a month?
The boys were quite pleased with themselves:
[You can also do homework in the dormitory. Aren’t the gym, toilet, and outdoor areas all free?It’s not that the conditions are difficult, it’s called the main event and it’s exciting. 】
Many netizens sent out "Oh~~~" one after another.
The following speeches became more and more confusing, and You Mengzhi frowned more and more as he read.
The last sentence of this post is:
[Brothers, falling in love can really make money. I have tried it for you. Not only did I buy a new mobile phone for myself, but I also bought an LCD TV for my home. It’s so cool hahaha]
You can leave a message to tease the author, I will read it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (the babies who tried to kiss passing by were drooling)
(End of this chapter)
The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly heard You Mengzhi's words, and immediately began to chatter:
[Is the anchor so vicious? !You all want to accompany your boyfriend through the last period of time, but you still want to fight against each other? ! 】
[If the two of you are in love and want to be together, you are considered a p*ss!If someone breaks up with you because of one sentence from the anchor, you really have to die to apologize, you know? 】
[Haven’t the anchor heard that it would be better to demolish ten temples than break up one marriage?When you open your mouth, you must admit that breaking up will lead to retribution!Little girl on the line, listen to me. I also chose to marry my boyfriend when he was ill, but we have a very good relationship. We accompany him to treatment and take care of him. Now we have endured hardships and joys, and our love is as strong as gold. 】
[I envy your boyfriend so much. He has a girlfriend who loves him so much and can accompany him through the most difficult times.Maybe after you have children, you will be more motivated. If you tell your children about this in the future, they will be proud of you. 】
What follows is a series of blessings, and barrages such as "I will definitely get better" are endless.
You Mengzhi waited for everyone to curse, and the barrage gradually subsided, and then he spoke in the atmosphere where everyone was still angry:
"Are some people just watching the fun and not thinking it's a big deal?"
"For what purpose are you yelling? Is it wrong for the parents to let their daughter leave in order to protect her? This is obviously the best solution!"
"If classmate Xiao Ai marries her boyfriend, will you raise a loser at home for her?"
You Mengzhi sneered, pointed at the homepages of the most powerful barrage users who had just shouted, and reported each person's ID:
"Are you willing to raise this Yuluohuahua?"
"Oh, you don't want to, right? What about the fruit girl who just asked Xiao Ai and her boyfriend to have another child?"
"If you are so generous, you must be willing to take in Xiao Ai, his boyfriend, and their children, right?"
"You don't even want to, what kind of love do you sing about, what kind of love do you think is supreme?!"
"Co-author, you have all broken through the shackles of human beings and begun to evolve to the point where you can fill your stomach with photosynthesis alone?"
"And what kind of person would say something like asking a girl to give birth to a baby for a male cancer patient?"
"Can you go on the mic and make a video so that I can see the diversity of species?"
"Have you never considered that their family may have familial hereditary cancer? Are you going to let them go to your house to eat and sleep?"
You Mengzhi took a deep breath:
"I will put my words here today. This boy is not a good match."
"Maybe it will be a little difficult for you to make the choice to leave now, but you have to move forward."
As soon as these words are spoken, anyone who is not impaired in understanding can understand what You Mengzhi means.
Classmate Xiao Ai's hopeful expression suddenly froze, her lips opened and closed slightly, but no sound came out for a while. After a long time, she seemed to have made up her mind:
"I understand! What others say cannot change other people's lives and decisions. I will have my own choice!"
"My decision is: I will go home tomorrow to steal my household registration book and marry him! I am really crazy, so I went online to seek an answer and comfort. Obviously I already know the answer in my heart."
"I love him."
"When we were studying, we were not actually very wealthy, but we still tried our best to save money in order to be able to travel and see a wider world."
"He and I were two people at that time. My living expenses were [-] yuan and his living expenses were [-] yuan. The two of us could add up to [-] yuan. By spending [-] yuan a month, we could not only lose weight but also save [-] yuan."
"When we were at our poorest, we only ate one pack of instant noodles, but we were very happy."
You know what the hell, you know.
You Mengzhi's face was full of pain, he gnashed his teeth, thought for a while, and then said:
"But it's no use fighting to the death for your love, and fighting to the death for the other person without love."
"How can I convince you that your boyfriend doesn't love you?"
What comes to mind when dreaming about it:
".I figured it out, I should be able to speak with a stink."
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, You Mengzhi calmly commanded: "Take out your phone, register an account for a post, select 'Recommend friends to me' in the privacy policy, and then browse a few recommended posts on the homepage."
When classmate Xiao Ai heard You Mengzhi say that her boyfriend didn't love her, her face changed dramatically. It was obvious that she still followed the instructions given by the other party so swornly.
Xiao Ai followed the instructions and projected the page on his mobile phone to the live broadcast room, and he was very dissatisfied:
"What does this have to do with whether my boyfriend loves me or not?"
You Mengzhi was very calm: "You'll know soon, start posting."
Xiao Ai snorted reluctantly, and then murmured in a low voice while scrolling through the posts on the home page:
"Look, isn't there nothing here?"
"I feel like you, a fortune teller, are not very good."
".Can I get a refund?"
You Mengzhi smiled and said nothing until a post with a dazzling title suddenly appeared on the screen of classmate Xiao Ai's mobile phone, and she stopped her by saying:
"Okay, no need to scroll down any further. Your boyfriend's last name is Xu, right?"
Classmate Xiao Ai was obviously stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed:
"how do you know?"
You Mengzhi raised her chin to indicate to the other party to take a closer look at the post title on the mobile phone interface.
The title of the post clearly read:
[Don’t think that falling in love is expensive. As long as you communicate well with your partner, you will find that falling in love not only saves money, but also makes money. 】
The id name of the poster is 'Hangcheng Yixuxian'.
This name coincides with classmate Xiao Ai’s default surname of Xu.
The boy named Xu who spoke in confusion claimed that he was studying in Hangzhou and had a girlfriend he had dated since high school. Now that they are in college, the two of them are more in love with Jin Jian than Jin Jian. Then the boy actually wrote:
[I told my girlfriend that I only had 500 yuan a month for living expenses. This stupid woman actually believed it. She took out her [-] yuan for living expenses and said she would share the hard times with me. 】
[Hey, I told her to give her living expenses to me for safekeeping. The two of us only use 500 yuan a month. Then I can use the extra money to buy a new mobile phone! 】
There are some sporadic replies below that tactfully point out that it is not good to buy yourself a mobile phone with a girl’s money.
The poster is quite confident:
[You yourself are incapable of eating soft food, so why don’t you want others to eat it? 】
[According to me, 500 yuan a month is a lot for two people. If they eat a meal for two people and eat the leftovers from a platter, it can also help my girlfriend lose weight. 】
Some netizens who passed by were amazed and began to ask how they managed to make girls so devoted. The boys quickly replied:
[Just tell her: You save your money for me, and I will use my money together. When the money is saved, we can go out to play together and broaden our horizons. 】
Next, he asked, if that person really wants to go out for fun, will the secret be revealed soon?
The boy started talking again:
[You are stupid, brother, if your partner really wants to go out to play, just say, 'Why are you going out to play?That would be a waste of money. Saving money now is also for the future of both of us!' Isn't that enough? 】
There are people out there asking for advice. Surely you can’t open a room to do homework with [-] yuan a month?
The boys were quite pleased with themselves:
[You can also do homework in the dormitory. Aren’t the gym, toilet, and outdoor areas all free?It’s not that the conditions are difficult, it’s called the main event and it’s exciting. 】
Many netizens sent out "Oh~~~" one after another.
The following speeches became more and more confusing, and You Mengzhi frowned more and more as he read.
The last sentence of this post is:
[Brothers, falling in love can really make money. I have tried it for you. Not only did I buy a new mobile phone for myself, but I also bought an LCD TV for my home. It’s so cool hahaha]
You can leave a message to tease the author, I will read it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (the babies who tried to kiss passing by were drooling)
(End of this chapter)
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