My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

[Wife, why did the show start so early in the morning today?Great, no need to stay up late today~]

[Is there a Taoist temple behind the anchor?The front door is very plain and elegant!When it is completed, I will definitely go and offer incense and pray! 】

[This is the first time I heard an anchor explain what I should watch today?I know "breaking ground", but what does "breaking ground" mean?Move the grave and bury it? 】

[(Nods towards upstairs.jpg) What the anchor means is that today is a good day to deal with Feng Shui and bloody disasters, but not a good day to watch marriage, right?But bloody disasters don’t happen often]

[What a pity. The last live broadcast of the blind date was so good. I followed the host just because I wanted to ask the host about the relationship about marriage this time. As a result, this time the broadcast did not even look at the marriage relationship. I will cancel the negative review. 】

A smile appeared on You Mengzhi's lips, and then she changed into a more relaxed posture:

"Please feel free."

"But I still have to say one more thing. My recommendation today is like going to a restaurant to eat. Of course, you can choose not to eat the recommended signature dishes on the menu and order whatever you want."

".It's just that a sign can become a sign, and it's less likely to be misunderstood."

As soon as he said this, the audience reacted immediately.

But he still refused to give up on the previous barrage that said he could cancel the level. After hesitating for a long time, he finally raised his question:

[Anchor, I would like to ask you what you think of sexual minority groups? 】

[I am a girl, and so is my lover. I have been forced to get married recently, so I revealed my sexual orientation in front of my blind date. As a result, my blind date said to me, 'I will try a man after I try it.' 'It's okay', my parents also mean the same thing, what should I do?I want to say something back, but I don’t know how.]

It is indeed a question worth thinking about.

And it's not as annoying as those brainless love brains before.

This seems to be a simple trick to learn (swear) and retaliate (people). You Mengzhi is still willing to provide some advice to the confused girl.

After pondering for a moment, You Mengzhi replied:
"Generally, when straight women meet Nantong, they will say: 'Okay, then I wish you happiness.' Or 'We will be sisters from now on.'"

"But when straight men hear that you are a lesbian, they will immediately say, 'Then you guys have a threesome with me, and I'll have sex with you!'"

"What these straight men like to say the most is, 'You can try it and I'll know.' When this happens, there's no need to get angry with them or avoid the topic of gender, just ask him directly -

how?Did you apply 502 glue on your lower body?I can’t live without you even if I try?Directly glued or directly addicted? "

"What does this man with his rectum connected to his brain think he is? When Mr. Lin was counting items in Humen and preparing to destroy them, that stick of opium escaped?"

"Why doesn't he let the world's richest man give him a try? In this case, he will be the next person to cross social classes with X connections."

"There is a saying. If King Zhou of Shang had tried him back then, he would have been afraid of women and dismissed his harem to favor him. Daji was just joking. To be a real vixen, you still have to rely on the straight man you are dating."

"Wang X glory doesn't have the role of Daji anymore. Instead, your blind date will shout on the phone every day——

'Please give all your orders to the straight man, Master~'"

The last words of You Mengzhi's tone made the workers working not far away look sideways. She Gu's face darkened, and the barrage exploded:

[Laughing so hard hahahahaha I can’t imagine this scene!So why do men have such strong confidence in their penis? 】

[The anchor is absolutely right!I’m also very surprised. I’ve met a girl friend who confessed his love to her before. When she rejected him, the man still felt that he had found a treasure and he could have two girls in the future. yue——] [When will men be able to It’s actually useless to know what’s under your crotch!Help, the anchor is so scolding! 】

[The anchor is great, thank you, a small gift is not a sign of respect! 】

Sure enough, as long as you don't answer love-brained questions, be weird and sarcastic, You Mengzhi is a professional!
Although the gift is not big, nothing can compare to this overwhelming sense of accomplishment!

With a sense of accomplishment, You Mengzhi chatted with the barrage for a few more words, and then realized that something was not right:

"No one did the divination of gold and wheat today?"

"Are you all only curious about your marriage, and not curious about whether you will encounter danger?"

"You must know that the bloody disaster is not that you have encountered danger. It is also partly because you have encountered strange things and you have a vague feeling that something is wrong."

The barrages are like curious babies. You Mengzhi casually gave a few examples:
"For example, those things that always happen to be bad luck, and although the things may seem small, they are very fatal."

“I forget to turn on the gas, the water heater in the bathroom always fails, and the flower pots fall off the balconies of residential buildings on the street.”

"Or it directly affects your body, and you can clearly feel that something is wrong with your body."

"I once met a person whose hair grew very fast. If she cut it, it would grow back to the same length. In fact, she was possessed by a woman who died early——"

Before he finished speaking, the special effects flashed in the live broadcast room, and the hexagram was in place.

The other party's ID is 'Liangxiaoying', and his avatar is a black and white silhouette of a handsome guy.

You Mengzhi silently swallowed the following words back into his throat, pulled him onto the microphone, and directly opened his lips and said:
"Please adjust the camera and answer my question -

When I mentioned being haunted by ghosts, this viewer suddenly made a fortune. Could it be that he also had such troubles? "

You Mengzhi's blunt words really startled the person on the line. After a long while, he adjusted the camera with trembling hands, and nodded in front of the camera.

This is a handsome guy with a very handsome appearance, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and clear bones.

She looks about 20 years old and looks quite pretty.

It was already winter, and he was indoors, but he seemed to be very afraid of the cold. He was wearing a black knitted hat, with the down layer pulled to the top, covering half of his chin.

His eyes were a little green and black, and his face was haggard.

You Mengzhi looked at the other person's face, was silent for a few seconds, and then said astonishingly:

"Lower the camera, then take off your shirt. I want to see your upper body."

She Jin was alert, so she came over to take a look, but was pushed aside by You Mengzhi, so she could only type angrily in an attempt to blend into the barrage:
[He doesn’t abide by male ethics. He seduced my wife when we met, and even asked my wife to let him take off her clothes. Can this be her fault?It's all this man's fault! 】

[Brother Ji, did you forget to cut into small sizes? It smells so vinegary, hahahaha]

[No, why do you have to take off your clothes as soon as you meet?Have you never had this kind of process before?It's okay if this is a boy, but if it's a girl, wouldn't it be a disaster? 】

[Stop upstairs, don’t specify your gender.This anchor usually doesn't talk nonsense. I feel like there should be some inference, right?Is there something under the clothes? 】(End of this chapter)