My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.
Chapter 17 rnm I will refund your money!
Chapter 17 rnm I will refund your money!
"You lied to me!"
"How could my boyfriend cheat on me!"
"He loves me the most! We love each other the most!"
Xiao Ai, who was described as thin, got the strength from nowhere. Before his lips trembled from the curse, he started the next greeting about Xia San Road like crazy:
"What do you xxxx mean xxxxxx me xxx"
You Mengzhi once again raised his hand to disable the other party's microphone, leaving only the fiercely shaking camera image of classmate Xiao Ai.
You Mengzhi stared at it for a few times, and finally sighed deeply:
"I'll give you your money back."
"The price of a private jet platform is 1000. I don't have a union and I haven't signed a contract with Music Note, so the commission is close to half. Including cash withdrawal and other fees, what I get is 51, two hundred and fifty-one."
"I will refund you 1000 and two hundred and fifty, and one yuan will be used as my hexagram gold."
"If the law is not available, I need to collect money."
"You, take care of yourself. Don't do irrational things."
Immediately, You Mengzhi kicked the person off the line, performed a simple operation in the background, and returned the money.
[Are you kicked offline now? !No, what kind of thing is this? !This ending is not pleasant at all! 】
【yes!And can anchors really lead people to catch people raping through the screen?Is it really that magical?It's a pity that the other person is obviously not someone who can listen to me if he is so excited.】
[Xiao Ai’s scolding was really dirty. I used to feel pity for this girl, but now that I think about it, it might be that kind of person sleeps on what kind of bed]
[It makes sense! The anchor loves money as much as his life, but now he only charges one yuan! ? 】
[Wow, will it be possible to tell fortunes with just a dollar gift in the future?Anchor, I'll pay you a dollar, and you can give me a fortune telling for a dollar. 】
You Mengzhi watched the bullets flying past his eyes and smiled coldly:
"If you want to go to jail, you can calculate a fortune for one dollar, I don't mind."
The habit of dream wandering can be sarcastic and sarcastic, but when he said these words, the audience in the live broadcast room was still shocked:
[Anchor, what does this mean?Why do you feel so weird?Curse people? 】
[Then this is too specific, it doesn’t feel like a curse, it feels a bit like it]
[What does it mean? Is there something hidden in the anchor’s words? 】
[Did the anchor say that Xiao Ai’s classmate just now will go to jail?do you mean this? 】
You Mengzhi gathered her thoughts, recalled the face of classmate Xiao Ai just now, and acquiesced to the comments in the live broadcast room:
".She doesn't extinguish the red light in the courtyard. She is indeed in jail in the near future."
"And I have never said that there is a hexagram for one dollar. This hexagram means receiving a thousand pieces of gold."
“As for the returned part”
You Mengzhi's lips curved in a sarcastic arc:
"The returned part should be used as wreath money for the funeral of the love brain and the scumbag."
[I have always recognized the lethality of Taoist Priest Pure Gold. 】
[The person above agrees. 】
[All of Taoist Priest Pure Gold’s skills are used in calculating marriages, hahaha]
【Good news, happy news!When I accidentally logged out and re-entered, I found that the anchor was on the homepage hahahaha, and because the anchor’s live broadcast room has been solving emotional problems, it has now been added with an emotional tag hahahaha]
[Holy shit, hahaha, doesn’t that anchor have to be obsessed with love? Hahahaha]
You Mengzhi didn't have time to react. He was still thinking hard about why the three hexagrams were not included in the live broadcast until now. The hexagrams are all about love. As he was thinking about it, he saw a sudden influx of nearly 2000 people in the live broadcast room.
You Mengzhi came back to his senses and waved his hand:
"Sorry, today's divination is about to be finished."
Several barrages floated by, catching You Mengzhi's eyes:
【ah?If you download it as soon as you come in, you won’t make any money, anchor. 】
[Anchor, anchor, can you download it later?We don’t ask for fortune telling, and we don’t provide palmistry, but we ask for paid consultation on emotional issues! 】
【I also want to consult!Me, me, I also met a scumbag!I also want to have the courage to break up with my rich sister. I would like to ask, do both parties need to agree to break up? 】【Everyone is asking, and I want to ask too. I want to ask what does it mean that my online dating boyfriend often changes his avatar? 】
[Then what should I do if my boyfriend cheated on me and I wasn’t caught? 】
[The anchor is really amazing and his calculations are so accurate!Can you help me take a look at mine?What people want to ask is that my boyfriend has found a new love, but he also said that they can still be together if their temper changes. What does this mean? 】
The barrage's stay time is very short, but it does not affect You Mengzhi's ability to read all the barrage messages.
And
The moment I saw the barrage, my blood pressure rose sharply.
You Mengzhi took a deep breath, struggled to suppress the anger in his chest, and tried to defend himself:
"First of all, I don't say hello. I call you Chu, sorry. Come again."
"First of all, I am a Taoist fortune teller, not an emotional counselor."
"Secondly, what I'm doing to make money is really a crime. Do you want to see what's wrong with you?"
"Should both parties agree to break up? Of course, both parties do not need to agree to break up, but the United Nations must agree. In this case, you can fill out an application form tomorrow and submit it to the United Nations."
"What does it mean for a boyfriend to change his avatar frequently? Of course it means that he is a VIP of a sex network, otherwise what else can it mean!"
“I knew my partner was cheating on me but didn’t catch him.”
You Mengzhi took another deep breath, adjusted the live broadcast angle, quickly walked to the bed, picked up the quilt on the bed, covered the top of his head, covered his face and only revealed a pair of aura eyes:
"You, just turn into the Ouchi spy spirit dog, follow him every day, and wait for him. The moment you catch him."
You Mengzhi suddenly opened the quilt, his hair was messy and he looked crazy:
"Just shout: If you don't want others to know anything but yourself, pure love judge - transform!!"
"And - why do people still call their ex-boyfriend who is looking for a new love his boyfriend? What, you are planning to participate in the kappa competition, right?"
"One, three, and five are yours, and two, four, and six are hers?"
"What? Someone asked me about Sunday. Of course Sunday is a holiday! Otherwise, what else can you do?! Small towns have single holidays, are you still planning to 997?"
"I'm not making money from you. I'm making money for mental damage to myself."
"Look, do you have a normal person's perspective on these issues?"
You Mengzhi's expression showed the cracks before collapse, and his voice was a little split:
".When I make enough money, I can build a beautiful Taoist temple."
"I'll drag all of you little bastards who ask random questions and don't respect my profession to your knees!"
"1.2 meters tall and as thick as a fist!"
You Mengzhi scolded and retorted at the same time, and people enjoyed it so much that they made some very strange remarks.
But under the trial of You Mengzhi, anyone who saw someone who was displeased with humanity would be arrested and exiled in a small dark room.
The farce lasted for nearly an hour. During this period, new audiences continued to come in. When they saw the audience, they all shouted, "Don't come in, run away hahaha."
The new viewers all thought it was a deliberate spoof of the show's effects and began to cheer.
The number of people in the live broadcast room has been rising steadily, and it has actually reached [-] people. It is the level where You Mengzhi can arrest people into the small dark room and catch them all.
The barrage lasted for a long time and was full of hahaha. I was still angry in my sleep, and I was about to download it. Out of sight, out of mind.
When his finger was about to hit the play button, You Mengzhi suddenly had a thought in his mind. He turned around and opened the search bar of the music note software and entered 'Hangcheng University, couple'.
The interface jumped instantly, and the latest video recording life came into view. The photographer was obviously very excited, and the voice-over was very noisy, but a few sentences could be vaguely distinguished:
"There's been a murder, there's been a murder!"
The screen was shaking, but you could vaguely make out the sounds of exclamations coming from time to time among the students on three levels inside and outside the cafeteria.
Not far from the screen, someone was lying on the ground, and a thin girl was holding him down, screaming and tearing him apart.
Although the face was blurry, the clothes on his body were very familiar.
It was the person who asked about divination in the live broadcast room not long ago——
Classmate Xiao Ai.
Is writing a novel really happy?
Not woo woo at all.
But as long as I can see all kinds of news about my baby, I will be happy QAQ
Come on, don't pity me because the author is a delicate flower!
(End of this chapter)
"You lied to me!"
"How could my boyfriend cheat on me!"
"He loves me the most! We love each other the most!"
Xiao Ai, who was described as thin, got the strength from nowhere. Before his lips trembled from the curse, he started the next greeting about Xia San Road like crazy:
"What do you xxxx mean xxxxxx me xxx"
You Mengzhi once again raised his hand to disable the other party's microphone, leaving only the fiercely shaking camera image of classmate Xiao Ai.
You Mengzhi stared at it for a few times, and finally sighed deeply:
"I'll give you your money back."
"The price of a private jet platform is 1000. I don't have a union and I haven't signed a contract with Music Note, so the commission is close to half. Including cash withdrawal and other fees, what I get is 51, two hundred and fifty-one."
"I will refund you 1000 and two hundred and fifty, and one yuan will be used as my hexagram gold."
"If the law is not available, I need to collect money."
"You, take care of yourself. Don't do irrational things."
Immediately, You Mengzhi kicked the person off the line, performed a simple operation in the background, and returned the money.
[Are you kicked offline now? !No, what kind of thing is this? !This ending is not pleasant at all! 】
【yes!And can anchors really lead people to catch people raping through the screen?Is it really that magical?It's a pity that the other person is obviously not someone who can listen to me if he is so excited.】
[Xiao Ai’s scolding was really dirty. I used to feel pity for this girl, but now that I think about it, it might be that kind of person sleeps on what kind of bed]
[It makes sense! The anchor loves money as much as his life, but now he only charges one yuan! ? 】
[Wow, will it be possible to tell fortunes with just a dollar gift in the future?Anchor, I'll pay you a dollar, and you can give me a fortune telling for a dollar. 】
You Mengzhi watched the bullets flying past his eyes and smiled coldly:
"If you want to go to jail, you can calculate a fortune for one dollar, I don't mind."
The habit of dream wandering can be sarcastic and sarcastic, but when he said these words, the audience in the live broadcast room was still shocked:
[Anchor, what does this mean?Why do you feel so weird?Curse people? 】
[Then this is too specific, it doesn’t feel like a curse, it feels a bit like it]
[What does it mean? Is there something hidden in the anchor’s words? 】
[Did the anchor say that Xiao Ai’s classmate just now will go to jail?do you mean this? 】
You Mengzhi gathered her thoughts, recalled the face of classmate Xiao Ai just now, and acquiesced to the comments in the live broadcast room:
".She doesn't extinguish the red light in the courtyard. She is indeed in jail in the near future."
"And I have never said that there is a hexagram for one dollar. This hexagram means receiving a thousand pieces of gold."
“As for the returned part”
You Mengzhi's lips curved in a sarcastic arc:
"The returned part should be used as wreath money for the funeral of the love brain and the scumbag."
[I have always recognized the lethality of Taoist Priest Pure Gold. 】
[The person above agrees. 】
[All of Taoist Priest Pure Gold’s skills are used in calculating marriages, hahaha]
【Good news, happy news!When I accidentally logged out and re-entered, I found that the anchor was on the homepage hahahaha, and because the anchor’s live broadcast room has been solving emotional problems, it has now been added with an emotional tag hahahaha]
[Holy shit, hahaha, doesn’t that anchor have to be obsessed with love? Hahahaha]
You Mengzhi didn't have time to react. He was still thinking hard about why the three hexagrams were not included in the live broadcast until now. The hexagrams are all about love. As he was thinking about it, he saw a sudden influx of nearly 2000 people in the live broadcast room.
You Mengzhi came back to his senses and waved his hand:
"Sorry, today's divination is about to be finished."
Several barrages floated by, catching You Mengzhi's eyes:
【ah?If you download it as soon as you come in, you won’t make any money, anchor. 】
[Anchor, anchor, can you download it later?We don’t ask for fortune telling, and we don’t provide palmistry, but we ask for paid consultation on emotional issues! 】
【I also want to consult!Me, me, I also met a scumbag!I also want to have the courage to break up with my rich sister. I would like to ask, do both parties need to agree to break up? 】【Everyone is asking, and I want to ask too. I want to ask what does it mean that my online dating boyfriend often changes his avatar? 】
[Then what should I do if my boyfriend cheated on me and I wasn’t caught? 】
[The anchor is really amazing and his calculations are so accurate!Can you help me take a look at mine?What people want to ask is that my boyfriend has found a new love, but he also said that they can still be together if their temper changes. What does this mean? 】
The barrage's stay time is very short, but it does not affect You Mengzhi's ability to read all the barrage messages.
And
The moment I saw the barrage, my blood pressure rose sharply.
You Mengzhi took a deep breath, struggled to suppress the anger in his chest, and tried to defend himself:
"First of all, I don't say hello. I call you Chu, sorry. Come again."
"First of all, I am a Taoist fortune teller, not an emotional counselor."
"Secondly, what I'm doing to make money is really a crime. Do you want to see what's wrong with you?"
"Should both parties agree to break up? Of course, both parties do not need to agree to break up, but the United Nations must agree. In this case, you can fill out an application form tomorrow and submit it to the United Nations."
"What does it mean for a boyfriend to change his avatar frequently? Of course it means that he is a VIP of a sex network, otherwise what else can it mean!"
“I knew my partner was cheating on me but didn’t catch him.”
You Mengzhi took another deep breath, adjusted the live broadcast angle, quickly walked to the bed, picked up the quilt on the bed, covered the top of his head, covered his face and only revealed a pair of aura eyes:
"You, just turn into the Ouchi spy spirit dog, follow him every day, and wait for him. The moment you catch him."
You Mengzhi suddenly opened the quilt, his hair was messy and he looked crazy:
"Just shout: If you don't want others to know anything but yourself, pure love judge - transform!!"
"And - why do people still call their ex-boyfriend who is looking for a new love his boyfriend? What, you are planning to participate in the kappa competition, right?"
"One, three, and five are yours, and two, four, and six are hers?"
"What? Someone asked me about Sunday. Of course Sunday is a holiday! Otherwise, what else can you do?! Small towns have single holidays, are you still planning to 997?"
"I'm not making money from you. I'm making money for mental damage to myself."
"Look, do you have a normal person's perspective on these issues?"
You Mengzhi's expression showed the cracks before collapse, and his voice was a little split:
".When I make enough money, I can build a beautiful Taoist temple."
"I'll drag all of you little bastards who ask random questions and don't respect my profession to your knees!"
"1.2 meters tall and as thick as a fist!"
You Mengzhi scolded and retorted at the same time, and people enjoyed it so much that they made some very strange remarks.
But under the trial of You Mengzhi, anyone who saw someone who was displeased with humanity would be arrested and exiled in a small dark room.
The farce lasted for nearly an hour. During this period, new audiences continued to come in. When they saw the audience, they all shouted, "Don't come in, run away hahaha."
The new viewers all thought it was a deliberate spoof of the show's effects and began to cheer.
The number of people in the live broadcast room has been rising steadily, and it has actually reached [-] people. It is the level where You Mengzhi can arrest people into the small dark room and catch them all.
The barrage lasted for a long time and was full of hahaha. I was still angry in my sleep, and I was about to download it. Out of sight, out of mind.
When his finger was about to hit the play button, You Mengzhi suddenly had a thought in his mind. He turned around and opened the search bar of the music note software and entered 'Hangcheng University, couple'.
The interface jumped instantly, and the latest video recording life came into view. The photographer was obviously very excited, and the voice-over was very noisy, but a few sentences could be vaguely distinguished:
"There's been a murder, there's been a murder!"
The screen was shaking, but you could vaguely make out the sounds of exclamations coming from time to time among the students on three levels inside and outside the cafeteria.
Not far from the screen, someone was lying on the ground, and a thin girl was holding him down, screaming and tearing him apart.
Although the face was blurry, the clothes on his body were very familiar.
It was the person who asked about divination in the live broadcast room not long ago——
Classmate Xiao Ai.
Is writing a novel really happy?
Not woo woo at all.
But as long as I can see all kinds of news about my baby, I will be happy QAQ
Come on, don't pity me because the author is a delicate flower!
(End of this chapter)
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