My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

There was only one thought left in You Mengzhi's mind——

Stop calling her coriander girl, or call her straight ball girl.

There are not many stupid beauties like this anymore, every one of them is a rare creature.

You Mengzhi could even imagine the lively scene of the Huangpizi tribe at that time. There were definitely people listening, holding watermelons in their hands.

Because You Mengzhi has exactly this mentality right now:

"This time, Huang Pizi should agree, right?"

After all, in front of so many brothers and sisters, if Xiangcai girl is allowed to cause trouble again, she will really be famous in the family for three hundred years——

True family group.

True three hundred years.

"agreed!"

The coriander girl showed a triumphant and beaming smile:

"It was moved by me! Xunsi Mianshuo wants to follow me!"

"It looks very handsome when it turns into a human form, exactly as I said!"

"Handsome, caring, rich, and won't even look at others. We have already met our parents and are living together according to the decree!"

You Mengzhi breathed a sigh of relief and showed a sincere smile:

"Congratulations!"

"As long as everything is fine."

Sister Xiangcai also thanked You Mengzhi with a smile, but there was a hint of hesitation on her face.

You Mengzhi asked casually:

"What's wrong? Did something else happen?"

As soon as he said this, You Mengzhi immediately realized that something was wrong. He was definitely talking too much.

Because the coriander girl has already started to accumulate tears in her eyes!

Xiangcao girl complained to You Mengzhi aggrievedly:

"Taoist Master, something happened to us this morning, which made me a little sad, so I ran out of the house and returned to the dormitory, where I happened to meet Qingqing."

The aggrieved little look in his eyes didn't seem like he was really bullied, and Huang Pizi was obviously worried when he was in the dormitory before, so he followed him out.

It should just be a couple bickering.

You Meng came to a conclusion, but still acted like a knowledgeable scholar and asked in a routine manner:

"Tell me?"

Sister Xiangcai was waiting for You Mengzhi's words, and the conversation started immediately:

"We were making wontons this morning. I wanted to hear it say some words of love for me in that situation, so I asked it what it liked about me and why it chose to ask me for a seal in the first place."

"Guess what, Taoist Master, it said!?"

You Mengzhi hadn't realized how the making of wontons had become 'that kind of situation', and why he was talking about love and love.

The coriander girl cried and said the answer:

"It said it likes my dark appearance, and like a weasel, it can't be seen in the dark, woo woo woo."

You Mengzhi: "."

She Gu, who had been eating melon nearby: "."

Yes, can a hot girl who practices sports not be black?

How else can I say that you two are a perfect match?

They all like to play straight, and they don't play according to common sense. If you are not together, who will be together! ?

You Mengzhi had completely despaired of these two tricksy young couple, but he still used his life-long tongue-lashing skills and tentatively said:

"The reason why Huangpizi is called Huangpizi is because of its brocade-like fur."

"The older and more mature the yellow-skinned ones are, the more their fur will be closer to black, that is, black."

"That is not only their magic weapon, but also the basis for their survival."

"Maybe Huang Pizi wanted to say that he regards you as a treasure. But he couldn't express it well."

Apart from this reason, You Mengzhi couldn't think of any reason for Huang Pizi to say to his lover, "I like you just because you are dark." ’

What if there is something darker?

Doesn't that mean Huangpizi is about to leave with the Africans?

Sister Xiangcai seemed to have listened to You Mengzhi's words. She stopped crying immediately and just asked with sobs:

"Really, Taoist Master?"

You Mengzhi took a look at the grass outside the Taoist temple and said calmly:

"When have I ever lied to you?"

Sister Xiangcai was completely relieved and said with a smile: "Okay! Then I believe in the Taoist Master!"

"Thank you, Taoist Priest, for saving my roommate Qingqing today and pointing out my doubts again!"

"I'm going to make peace with Huang Pizi now."

You Mengzhi shook his head helplessly, but suddenly remembered something and said:

"Are you short of money?"

When Xiangcai girl heard this, she was immediately stunned, and her words were filled with doubts:

"Who can, not be short of money?"

Yes, this answer makes Yu Mengzhi’s question seem silly.

You Mengzhi stood at the door of the Taoist temple and stretched out his hand to point to Xiangcai girl at a small pond in the Taoist temple:

"If you want to ask for money, you can go to the pond in my temple and worship three times."

"I am very accurate in asking for money here."

Sister Xiangcai didn't doubt his presence, so she immediately walked in and walked towards the pond.

You Mengzhi stood at the door waiting for her to come out, his eyes passing over the grass he just looked at.

Sure enough, as soon as Sister Xiangcai entered the door, she glanced at You Mengzhi and saw a weasel standing firmly there.

This is a yellow-skinned animal that is mostly dark golden in color, with only a little black on the top of its head.

The weasel doesn't look tall, but it has smooth luck.

You Mengzhi nodded to the other party, and the other party quickly held two paws in his hands and bowed towards You Mengzhi in a decent manner.

Coincidentally, a long and thin golden thread also emerged from its worshiping movements and flew into the Taoist temple. Together with the golden thread that Xiangcai girl was praying for at this time, it completely merged into the plaque.

This is really a yellow man who only understands human nature and knows how to be grateful.

The reason why I came here is obviously because I followed Miss Xiangcao all the way.

I don't know how long I listened at the door, and then I heard You Mengzhi's words of comfort to Sister Xiangcai. I knew that You Mengzhi had solved the problem for her, and I felt grateful.

The demon's gratitude is obviously more pure and easier to obtain than the human beings who Yu Mengzhi spends much time trying to persuade.

It's just that this kind of good thing doesn't happen every day.

You Mengzhi shook his head, sent Miss Xiangcai away, and then walked to the edge of the wealth-seeking pond.

The nine-section dragon has obviously completed a blessing and is circling the bottom of the pond.

Even across the water and the Nine-section Dragon's copper-coin face, You Mengzhi could see its excitement and couldn't help but joke:

"how?"

"It's been too long since you've prayed for believers, so you don't know how to pray anymore?"

"Then I have to call that little girl back and tell you that it won't work for you here."

Jiujielong heard You Mengzhi's voice at the bottom of the pond, and immediately came up and answered You Mengzhi's question:

"No, I remember how to pray!"

"No! The master of the temple is not allowed to ask her to come back!"

Of course You Mengzhi was just joking. Jiujielong realized that he had been deceived, and immediately flicked his tail and made a buzzing sound to declare his anger.

Jiu Jie Long's voice has also become much louder than the original thin voice:

"I have something good to tell the viewer, and the viewer is still joking with me!"

"I will ignore the viewer for three minutes! Three full minutes!"

"You know you're afraid?"

My eight-year-old wish was to be a writer who would treat all readers as friends and discuss chapter plots together.

But now that I am eighteen years old (cough), I don’t dare to call myself a writer, and I have only become a mediocre writer. I even only know the plot eight hours earlier than the other kids.

Code words really make people bald and going crazy! ! !