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Chapter 201 8 years old, first love affair
What You Mengzhi said, in simple terms, is that if this newly appeared snake with an incomplete body cannot become the couple of the Nine-Section Dragon, then it will be an enemy.
To put it more simply, God is going to give Jiujielong a wife.
After all, no one wants multiple enemies, right?
Many eyes in the Taoist temple turned to the Nine-Jointed Dragon, and for a moment they felt a little creepy about the Nine-Jointed Dragon.
There was silence for maybe a minute or two, and then the Taoist temple burst into even more violent laughter. The laughter shook the whole Taoist temple and echoed continuously. Even the birds that were about to fly over the Taoist temple changed after hearing the sound. flight path.
Gongga dropped the coin again and laughed so hard in the pond that he couldn't stand upright for a moment:
"Hahaha, it was a false alarm. It turns out that our ninth senior is going to have a little wife!"
Daochang Ge also smiled so that people could see his back molars:
"Not bad!"
You Mengzhi and She Jin both smiled more gracefully, but that was only relative.
Jiu Jie Long couldn't hold himself any longer, and all the copper coins clanking all over his body fell into the pond, leaving only a tenacious snake head on the pond. He spoke uncertainly in the voice of a little boy:
"But I'm still young! I'm not even 800 years old this year! How can I have a wife!"
"Besides, I was born by my parents, so why can it be born on its own?"
You Mengzhi smiled again. After laughing, he still answered the question very responsibly:
"The place where the Money Snake was first born was mostly money warehouses or casinos."
"Those people keep money in their hands, and over time, they spread the smoke, incense, and fire to the coins, giving the Money Snake luck. This is why the Money Snake can control people's wealth and luck."
"Because it is a spiritual creature that grew up in this kind of environment."
"Ajiu, you left your parents who were both money snakes when you were young. You must have never seen another money snake or the birth of a money snake in the past eight hundred years, right?"
"If you still don't believe it, let me ask one more question. When you opened your eyes for the first time, did you really see your parents who were kind to you?"
You Mengzhi specially emphasized the word 'friendly'. Jiujielong thought blankly for a long time, and then replied like frost beating an eggplant:
"I can't remember a little bit."
"But I remember that the two of them had a very good relationship. They always liked to stay together, and they didn't like to take me with them. Maybe it took several decades? I just ran around and played in the mountains by myself."
"Then one day, when I was wandering around by myself, I was discovered by a very powerful man, who beat me seriously. Fortunately, I met the little Taoist priest at that time."
Jiujielong stopped talking.
When everyone present heard these words, they basically understood the cause and effect.
Jiujielong was most likely born on the territory of a couple with money body snakes. The couple could make a Taoist couple, but having one more would be too difficult.
This was probably the reason why the couple didn't like to see the Nine-Jietal Dragon and didn't like to stay with it. Moreover, after the Nine-Jietal Dragon was in trouble, it was brought to Longgang by a little Taoist priest, but the couple did not come forward.
Each money-body snake is an individual and has no kinship. Some are only divided into 'enemies' and 'tao companions'.
The Qian Shen Snake couple was able to raise the Nine-sectioned Dragon for nearly a hundred years, which was a blessing. They really shouldn't be too harsh on them.
Jiujialong obviously understood this, and he turned over and fell into the pond with a soft sob. You Mengzhi sighed because of the child's nature. Just as he was about to give Daoist Ge a look to signal him to comfort him, he saw Jiujielong had regained all his body and rushed into the pond with some shame. He stuck his head out and asked softly:
"Then Master, when will my wife be able to get a snake body?"
You Mengzhi: "?"
Sure enough, the whole head of a nine-section dragon is as big as a copper coin, and its ability to accept it is really good.
Just now it was said, ‘You are only 800 years old and you cannot have a wife’, but now you are asking, ‘When will my daughter-in-law appear’?
It’s better not to call these three minutes of memory the Nine-section Dragon, but to simply rename it the Nine-section Fish.
But this question was destined to be difficult for You Mengzhi to answer:
"It's really hard to find this kind of merit coin, which may not come out even if you get one out of a thousand."
"This has nothing to do with whether the incense is prosperous or not. The prosperous incense does not mean that all the pilgrims coming and going are sincere pilgrims. The door is cold, and it does not mean that there are no merit coins. Just like today, the first pilgrim throws in a coin. There is one."
"If all the pilgrims coming and going are sincere pilgrims, then maybe you can have a wife in less than a day. If the visitors are dishonest, it will be possible in one to two hundred years, three to five hundred years."
"To practice Taoism, you should follow the circumstances."
Jiujielong nodded as if he understood, and this time he really fell into the pond and stayed quietly beside the new coin.
When Taoist Ge saw this scene, he couldn't help but sigh:
"It really feels like my child has finally fallen in love and is ready to get married."
You Mengzhi was also very pleased to be there, feeling that the Taoist temple had taken an important step today and had a good start.
When You Mengzhi was having breakfast the next day, he opened the music note software and prepared to browse a few videos, and found that they were all the local early headlines of Longgang:
[A junior boy at Longcheng University cheated on money and sex, and made his girlfriend have multiple abortions! 】
【shock! How can an ugly man weighing more than 200 pounds manage three boats? What are his strengths! ? (advertise)】
[Sisters, have you ever met a friend who is obviously very good, but just likes to have pig sperm and kappa boys/girlfriends? Maybe it’s not that your friend is in love, but that your friend is being manipulated by the other party in evil ways! I took a friend to the Taoist temple yesterday]
[Longcheng University issued an announcement to expel junior male students and said it would not accept students with corrupt personal ethics]
[A serious injury incident occurred on Shifu Road. It is reported that the person who was beaten was a junior boy who had just been expelled from Longcheng University. When the ambulance and police arrived, the attacker was not found. The boy has been sent to the hospital]
Just one day has passed and so many things have happened?
It seems that Lin Qingqing moved really quickly. She should have contacted the other two girls who were deceived in a very short period of time, and then reported them to the school and expelled them.
The beating incident must have been caused by the girl who was cheated or the girl's family was really angry, so they beat up the scumbag.
As for the third message.
It's obvious from her tone that she is a coriander girl.
Xiangcai girl must have asked a friend from the journalism department to edit the manuscript, and wrote down everything that happened yesterday. The whole article has two main points, one is to dig into the scumbag, and the other is to recommend Yun Qingguan.
The press release didn’t have many likes, but it had a lot of reads and comments.
Xiangcai's sister was not afraid of the comments at the bottom that were doubtful. With a sweeping attitude, she would criticize anyone who doubted her. If she met someone with a gentle tone, she would thoughtfully attach her address and say "Hurry, baby." Go ahead, if you can’t, cut me.
The double-standard Xiangcai girl is very cute, and I am so happy to watch it. I clicked on Xiangcai girl's note homepage, ready to follow it, but what I didn't expect was another new post that was posted less than two hours ago, with the title:
【Help! Yun Qingguan’s request for wealth is too accurate! I don’t even know where the money will come from in the next second! 】
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