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The sound of cracking melon seeds could be heard in the Taoist temple. Even the nine-knotted dragon in the pond not far away popped its head out of the water and listened attentively to what was going on here.

No one in the venue praised Li Si. After hearing his words, Li Si himself became a little embarrassed:

"Not only are they underwear, but they also like to steal all the original clothes that smell like me when I'm not paying attention. You're so perverted!"

"You still have to come with me when I go to the bathroom, and you have to lie next to me when I go to the bathhouse."

"Have you two been kept a secret about your sexual orientation by Chen Lao Er? In fact, he is a dead rainbow gay!"

"You think he is living well in the dormitory, why would he suddenly move out?"

"It's because one day I discovered that he was stealing my underwear!"

"At that time, I stepped forward to snatch it, but he was still unwilling to give it back to me! If I hadn't threatened to call the police, Chen Laoer would still have wanted to rape me!"

Li Si's roar echoed and circled, causing the entire Taoist temple to become silent.

It took Zhang Shan and Wang Wu a long time to react:

"You're lying again! Do you think we will still believe you!"

That's right, again!

Li Si has long lost credibility in their hearts. Chen Laoer has a good family background, is good at studying, good-looking, and has a girlfriend. How could he like Li Si, who is not amazing in appearance and comes from a poor family!

Li Si snorted coldly:

"Believe it or not, this is what happened! Even if you call Chen Laoer over now, he won't have the face to face me!"

Zhang Shan, Wang Wu and Wu looked at each other with suspicious expressions, as if they were hesitating whether to call Chen Laoer.

You Mengzhi finished the last melon seed and said:

"Don't go to such trouble. Although Dragon City is not far away, it will take some effort and time to go back and forth."

"Do you have any photos? Show me the photos and I'll know what happened."

Yes!

In this kind of matter, two people each have their own mouth. As long as the person with brains is biased in speaking, it is hard for the crowd to believe whom.

But unfortunately, they now have a Taoist priest who is as clever as a god!

They can tell with just a few words that their online dating partner is a liar disguised as a woman, and the liar is their roommate.

Of course, solving this kind of thing is not a problem!

Zhang Shan and Wang Wu both perked up and immediately started looking for photos on their phones. In the end, Wang Wu found a photo of Chen Laoer's face in a group photo of the basketball team and hurriedly handed it to You Mengzhi.

You Mengzhi only glanced at the other person's appearance, and laughed out loud the next second.

Zhang Shan, who was afraid of hearing bad news, suddenly became nervous and asked cautiously:

"Taoist Master, how is the situation?"

You Mengzhi shook his head helplessly and handed the phone back with a smile:

"It's a misunderstanding."

"The Chen Laoer you are talking about is a high school classmate with his girlfriend. They have been dating for six years and have a deep relationship. They will get married and have children in the future. They will be a married couple for the rest of their lives. There are no unexpected surprises."

Zhang Shan and Wang Wu immediately breathed a sigh of relief. You Mengzhi glanced at Li Si, whose face was obviously unconvinced, and continued:

"As for the underwear controversy."

"Let me ask you, did Li Si often wear clothes of poor quality or clothes with holes in the dormitory before?"

Zhang Shan was stunned and nodded quickly:

"That's true, but what does these clothes have to do with his misunderstanding that Chen Laoer stole underwear?"

"Of course it does matter!"

Seeing that several people in the field did not react, You Mengzhi had no choice but to continue explaining:

"Chen Laoer is just like you, wanting to take care of your classmates and roommates!"

"Zhang Shan, you usually use Li Si to eat, Wang Wu, you usually use various interfaces to help Li Si help run the legs. And Chen Laoshi wants to start with Li Si's broken clothes!" "Think about it carefully I wonder if Li Si had fewer and fewer bad clothes before Chen Lao Er moved out, or if every time clothes were lost, Chen Lao Er would run out and say nothing to comfort Li Si. Soon Will someone ‘happen to buy clothes/pants/shoes that can’t be worn’ for Li Si?”

"This Chen Laoer is indeed helping Li Si!"

"As for the underwear stealing incident"

You Mengzhi said helplessly:

"Put yourself in your classmate's shoes. You threw away your classmate's clothes, and then found an excuse to change them into new ones. But just when you were throwing away your underwear, the other party came back, and you were still holding his underwear. What can you say? Any explanation?"

The men present shook their heads. As a group of straight men, what explanation could they come up with at the moment?

It’s not that difficult to take the high school math test!

You Mengzhi took a deep breath:

"That's right!"

"The other party caught you with his underwear in your hand. If you didn't react in time and he came to grab it, would you be confused and resist for a while? After all, the situation is extremely embarrassing. It doesn't matter if you lose the underwear in your hand. Put it down. No, neither is the explanation.”

It's too awful.

Chen Laoer is so miserable.

Doing good deeds and still being suspected of being a pervert is like having your toes on the ground.

And the most embarrassing thing is that the other party also said to call the police. With Li Si's character, he might have even threatened a few words.

Moving out is completely normal.

Everyone present shed bitter tears for Chen Laoer.

Li Si on the side organized his thoughts according to what You Mengzhi said, and suddenly his whole face turned blue and red. He had obviously thought of something and didn't dare to say anything anymore.

This time there was no one to stop Li Si from being beaten by the furious Wang Wu. You Mengzhi called the police. While waiting for the police to arrive, Zhang Shan ran to a nearby mall and swiped his card to withdraw a whole stack of All the banknotes were thrown into the merit box.

Looking at the backs of these people disappearing in a hurry, and recalling the money that had just been dropped into the merit box, You Mengzhi finally felt a lot more comfortable——

Who said the incense is not prosperous? Isn’t this going to be better!

I was in a very good mood while dreaming, so I went back to the wing to rest while humming a song.

The sky outside the house was darkening and brightening, and You Mengzhi was thinking about being lazy and sleeping a little longer today, when he heard the sound of Gongga's purring:

"Master of the temple, no good, something happened to the Taoist temple!"

Why are you shouting like that? !

What could happen? ! Could it be that someone came to the Taoist temple to act wild?

Dream Travel opened the quilt, stood up and opened the door:

"Here it comes! What happened?"

Gongga stood at the door panting and stammered:

"Someone, someone came to offer incense and fulfill their vows. They brought too much money and stuffed the merit box!"

You Mengzhi was not quite awake yet. After hearing these words, he felt that he was still in a dream and said in disbelief:

"what?"

Gongga opened his palms and made a gesture:

"He was the first pilgrim to our Taoist temple. Two little girls came together at that time. Does the temple owner remember?"

"She said her name was Lin Qingqing, and she brought her father with her today, and her father also brought a sack of money! It's so big!"

You Mengzhi: "?!"

Just come here and bring a sack of money?

This is too good, too foreign!