My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

Sister Rose pursed her lips and said nothing.

You Mengzhi smiled and shook his head. He was too lazy to say anything and kicked him out of the live broadcast room.

In fact, her original intention of saying so much today was not to persuade, but to shock.

As long as the other party is afraid and no longer pesters, then it will be considered a success and you can become famous in the live broadcast room.

Everyone in the live broadcast room waited for five minutes with uneasy hearts, and then they let out a long sigh of relief:

[Finally gone, finally gone! ! ! 】

[Great, I finally don’t have to see Aunt Rose’s stinky face anymore! This is the first time I know that the phrase “love comes from the heart” is so appropriate! 】

[The experience of this Aunt Rose is really legendary. I will wait for the anchor to finish the broadcast later. I will edit it all night long. I must send this Aunt Rose to the 'Hall of Fame' in this live broadcast room! 】

[Didn’t anyone notice the details? I just felt like I got a bite of candy! This is the first time a host has said words like 'lover'! 】

[My wife has a husband. My wife is moaning. But it doesn’t matter. The three of us living a good life are better than anything else! 】

You Mengzhi looked at these booing barrages with a helpless smile on his face. He wanted to stop the booing. The next second, he saw a familiar ID flashing above the barrage. The barrage——

['Brother Ji': I'm very happy to see everyone thinking about my wife. I can let everyone continue to think about it. 】

God, keep thinking about it!

Listen, is this human language? !

The barrage went crazy:

[Brother Ji is showing off, right? Tsk tsk tsk]

[When you sleep at night, you better stand guard with one eye and watch with the other, otherwise I will steal your wife away when you fall asleep (angry.jpg)]

[Watch your sewer, I won’t take the usual route! 】

The people in the barrage were excited, She Gu was calmly chatting with the Confucian scholars, and You Mengzhi was dumbfounded.

After finally seeing a comment asking if there was any fortune telling tonight, You Mengzhi forcibly dropped the topic:

"Although I didn't receive the hexagram gold just now, it still counts."

Before he finished speaking, the screen that was still on the normal live broadcast turned out to be black!

Black screen? !

This was really unexpected.

She Qui frowned lightly and showed You Mengzhi the system pop-up window received from the audience's perspective. There were only a few words, but they were concise and comprehensive:

[The anchor is temporarily banned, please look elsewhere~]

You Mengzhi was stunned for a moment, then logged into the backend quickly and made a complaint. The human customer service quickly responded with the answer:

[Hello anchor, we found here that someone reported you in the background, so you were banned! 】

In the blink of an eye, she understood what had happened. That Aunt Rose just now had her bad deeds exposed in front of 30 to 40,000 people in the live broadcast room, but she still refused to give up, did not believe, and was not afraid. After being kicked out of the live broadcast room, she turned around and Report her!

You Mengzhi typed quickly:

[But there is no problem with my live broadcast process, even the fortune telling is first class accurate]

What is the reason for reporting the ban? !

Customer service messages are also first-rate and quick:

[Kiss, it’s because it’s so accurate! 】

[The other party reported you based on the regulations regarding unauthorized publicity of other people’s privacy! 】

[Don’t worry, we can help you appeal here. If there are no other problems, we can help you lift the ban within seven working days~]

You Mengzhi's hand stopped typing, and all that was left in his mind was——

Have you made a mistake? Sir, my metaphysics is just too accurate, so my live broadcast room is blocked?

You Mengzhi turned off his mobile phone and spoke in a tone as if he was sleepwalking:

"Is this 'force majeure'?"

She Jin also saw the record and sighed softly:

"It's only seven days."

"My grandfather told me that every year in Shiwanda Mountain, there are old monsters who finish retreat and want to take on disciples. As a result, others are suspected of being liars because they cannot produce officially recognized metaphysics certificates. "

You Mengzhi gave him a sympathetic look, rolled up the quilt and sighed.

A few days later, Taoist Ge suddenly asked:

"Master, tell me honestly, is our Taoist temple going to disband?"

You Mengyi was stunned and swallowed the rice in his mouth:

"???"

"Why did you say this, my dear? Why did Master Ge say this?" Gongga, who was eating together next to him, continued in a low voice:

"Master, you are sighing while eating."

You Mengzhi sighed softly again:

"There is no revenue online, and there are no pilgrims offline. I sigh and you all blame me. I really can't live a day like this."

Taoist priest Ge put down his chopsticks and said solemnly:

"Is this one day? It's been four days!"

"Although the Taoist temple is not popular, everyone is loyal to the Taoist temple after watching its establishment. If the temple owner is really short of money, I will give up this old face and cover my face with Gongga to perform the chest-breaking boulder performance. "

Gongga almost choked:

"Daddy, I've never practiced breaking rocks with my chest!"

Daochang Ge was calm and calm:

"It's okay, you can just be a big stone. It's a one-time use, no need to practice."

Gongga: "???"

There was silence in the Taoist temple for a few seconds, and then several bursts of laughter suddenly broke out.

Daochang Ge looked at the Nine-section Dragon who laughed the loudest:

"Senior Xiaojiu, don't be idle. When I finish crushing the Gongga, I will take the flute with you to perform the Lao Shizi Spiritual Snake Dance."

"When the time comes, when I play the flute, you will slowly stretch out from the cage. I have seen many such performances on TV recently, and they say you can get a lot of rewards."

Jiujielong's laughter suddenly froze: "???"

You Mengzhi started to think seriously:

"Very good, very much in the spirit of our Taoist temple."

"In my opinion, after the performance is over, Senior Xiaojiu shouldn't be in a hurry to leave. You can stay and continue to make money."

"For the first five yuan for a touch, ten yuan for a photo, and five hundred yuan for a night, the expansion of our Taoist temple is just around the corner."

The Jiujie Dragon was confused. In all its years of being a demon, it had never seen anything so outrageous. After reacting, it was only left with anger and embarrassment:

"Guanzhu! Laojiu!"

"If you don't want to be a human being, then let me be a human being!!!"

The Taoist temple burst into laughter, and the previously silent atmosphere was completely swept away.

You Mengzhi said with a smile:

"You don't have to worry about money. The Taoist temple has had pilgrims make donations before. I'm just worried about the merits of the incense."

The merits of incense and the foundation of Taoism are the most important thing.

The Taoist audience put down their bowls and chopsticks and clenched their fists one after another:

"Pindao will go shopping at that time and look for someone who is destined to be with you."

"Then I'll print a flyer and hand it out on the street."

"Then I, I'm really going to perform the Spiritual Snake Dance.?"

"I can go back to my old ways."

A group of people looked at She Qui in unison:

"Why don't you just eat first."

A group of people were thinking hard about the development of the Taoist temple. At this moment, a shout suddenly came from the direction of the Taoist temple entrance:

"Is Master You here?"

You Mengzhi stood up and walked out of the dining hall, and saw a very familiar middle-aged man standing at the door. He was the destined man who became enlightened on the spot after his wife was accused of cheating on the last live broadcast, Wang Dafu.

When Wang Dafu saw You Mengzhi, his face lit up with joy. He walked quickly to You Mengzhi, bowed steadily and saluted:

"Taoist Master You, I encountered something these days and feel the need to tell you."

"Is your Taoist temple not flourishing?"

"Have you ever suspected that you were being targeted?" (End of Chapter)