My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

In the Taoist temple, the silent atmosphere lasted for a long time before a confused little boy's voice asked:

"My wife is gone?"

"I don't have a wife as old as me anymore?"

You Mengzhi nodded.

The little boy asked again:

"He has the right time, place, and people better than me, and he can also solve the disaster for our family?"

You Mengzhi nodded again.

The little boy's voice was lost:

"He is stronger than me, so according to the rules of our tribe, he will drive me away, right?"

"But I have promised the temple master to stay in Yunqing Temple. I am such a guilty person, let's not say whether I can leave here and find a better place."

"Simply speaking, without the protection of the Taoist temple, if I want to migrate, there is a high probability that I will be struck to death by lightning when I leave this door?"

You Mengzhi looked solemn and nodded again.

The little boy's voice sounded again, asking the last question.

This time, his voice was 30% speechless, 70% angry, and 90% confused:

"Be his wife."

"But I'm a boy!!!?"

You Mengzhi tried to catch the rampaging Nine-section Dragon on the ground and calm him down:

"Calm down and think about it carefully. You are both made of copper coins anyway, and the inheritance is not like that between human couples."

"In other words, if you say you are a boy, you are a boy; if you say you are a girl, you are a girl."

"Besides, you are so cute, you must not make others fascinated."

"Guanzhu!"

"Stop talking!!!"

The nine-sectioned dragon writhing crazily on the ground let out a desperate cry:

"I do not!"

"I, Ajiu, a great man, live between heaven and earth. How can I live in depression for a long time? No, under the snake!"

"I don't want to be someone else's wife!"

"I just want a sweet-smelling and soft wife!"

"I came to this Taoist temple first. He wants to take my territory. He is my enemy! Do I still have to be my enemy's wife?"

"You guys, can you bear to see me being wronged like this?"

"Uuuuuu——"

Taoist priest Ge comforted Jiu Jielong, who was soothed that his mouth was dry, and the Taoist audience filled the courtyard and went crazy.

You Mengzhi also took some time to catch the nine-segmented dragon, which was as slippery as a loach. He simply found a place to sit down and said again:

"Senior Ahjiu, calm down."

"What you are talking about should be from the Three Kingdoms. Don't forget that there is another sentence in it, which is called a man who can bend and stretch."

"It's a very simple truth. If you are a man, you and it will have a great battle, and it is still unclear who will win."

"But if you are a woman, you can not only make it accumulate incense and merit for you and survive thunder disasters for you, but also when you are in a bad mood, you can also shout at him and show off your power."

"Unless you can accumulate enough merit to wash away the sin of manslaughter in the past before it gathers into nine money bodies, and then find a feng shui treasure land without money body snakes, otherwise, it will definitely be better to endure it."

Jiujialong's voice was muted by crying, but its few bright brains finally came in handy:

"Can't you throw these two coins far away?"

"Gongga, Gongga!"

"When the first coin appeared in the past, you also said that you would help me throw it far away. Do you still count it now?"

Gongga's presence in Taoist temples has never been high, and he usually likes to chat with Jiujielong.

Now when he heard Jiujielong crying like this, he also knew that everything was not Jiujielong's fault, and his heart softened completely. Just when he was about to say yes, he was stopped by You Mengzhi:

"Then when I finish, you can decide whether to throw away these two coins."

As soon as the words fell, several faces in the Taoist temple immediately looked at You Mengzhi. You Mengzhi gently rubbed his eyebrows:

“Let’s start with Wang Dafu.”

"He doesn't want wealth, but wants to spread it. This is actually not in line with the money snake's possession and desire for money."

"Let me ask you, what are the functional powers controlled by the Qianshen Snake clan?"

Unable to answer, You Mengzhi continued:

"Money, luck."

"Actually, it mainly depends on money, and luck is very small. Basically, a person's luck can only be overdrafted by the amount of money given each time."

"For example, if Senior Ah Jiu now gives someone the opportunity to become rich overnight or super rich at once, then this person will definitely be very unlucky in the future. I won't say more."

Jiujielong nodded repeatedly after hearing the last sentence, then raised his head and looked at You Mengzhi.

You Mengzhi said softly:

"But what if there is a money snake now that can reverse this process?"

"If so, it can use other people's money and luck to exchange for other things, such as specific luck, or some spiritual wisdom."

"Shouldn't it be called 'New Dragon'?"

You Mengzhi's voice was very soft, but everyone who heard what he said was stunned. Even Jiu Jielong, who was originally extremely excited and howling, was stunned.

Jiujielong stuttered a little:

"Can it, can it, actually be able to exchange other people's money for those things?"

For thousands of years, money snakes have been born from dirty money.

Giving money to others has almost become the instinct of this clan.

They respect their own instincts and give according to their own preferences.

Most people will choose people who are close to them and give them money to see if they can be lucky enough to get some incense to offer themselves in exchange for some opportunities.

There are also evil snakes, but not many.

Some strange stories also record stories about money snakes generously giving money.

But the ending of a true story is often——

The human heart is sinister and demons cannot reach it.

Being defrauded of money is almost something that a money snake must experience in his long life.

But it seems inevitable.

Because every time a money snake lands, it awakens a certain sense of mission——

You exist to provide money to mankind. You have only one way. This is the meaning of your existence.

It doesn’t matter whether you are disgusted or not, and it doesn’t matter whether you are disgusted by those people who come to you every day to pretend to beg. Just do it.

Only in this way can some merit and incense leak out from the fingers, and only then can there be a chance to transform into a dragon.

But if anyone asks them what they do when they turn into dragons, no one can answer.

You may murmur for a long time, but you will only answer one sentence:

'In order to be more powerful, how can I not be pestered and give money? '

Jiujielong's mind was in chaos. He thought that You Mengzhi would quickly nod in response this time, but this time, You Mengzhi was unusually hesitant:

"It's not necessarily possible to exchange for those. After all, it's only the second coin now. How it will choose the next seven coins is still unknown."

"It's just that from Wang Dafu's perspective, he is very good in this area, so it may be these things."

"But no matter what, the result is obvious -

This new dragon has great fortune. "

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