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Chapter 251 A-hua’s ‘cause’
Hearing You Mengzhi's two questions, Temulun was stunned and replied in order:
"I don't have surveillance in my house."
"Although technology has advanced now, and there are staff from our alliance who come down and advise us to install surveillance cameras to prevent property from being lost, we don't have tall buildings here. If we want to install surveillance cameras on the grassland, we have to erect a pole."
"Whether the surveillance cameras can capture other people is another matter, but everyone can see where there are surveillance cameras from a distance."
"A few of my relatives and friends had their homes installed, but later they were all demolished without exception because everyone hid from surveillance."
"so."
So isn't it just a joke to pretend to be that thing?
Moreover, the grassland is vast and sparsely populated, and surveillance can only capture places a few hundred meters away at most, which is far inferior to the original means of raising some hounds for protection.
A trace of depression flashed through Temulun's heart, he scratched his head and began to answer the second question:
"I'm going to sleep, okay?"
"There are a lot of visible and invisible jobs on the grassland. In the early morning, I go out to shovel cow dung to dry, then repair and cook. It's almost evening. When it gets dark, I will feel a little tired, and I will fall asleep. .”
Temulun smashed his mouth and added:
"And I really didn't wake up in the middle of my sleep."
Isn’t that just sleeping with the pillow on your hands? How good is your sleep quality?
You Mengzhi vomited in his heart, thought about it, and asked again:
"I see that your nose has been a little red recently, which is a sign of marriage, but you are young and it will take some time for your marriage to come, so it is obvious that you have been contaminated by someone else's happiness."
"Someone got married near you recently, right?"
Temulun's expression paused, and he immediately stood in awe:
"Yes!"
"My neighbor, another family more than ten kilometers away from here, got married. He is my cousin. Our family is not only a neighbor, but also a cousin. After my parents died, my aunt's family helped me a lot. , I didn’t understand anything at first, it was my cousin who came over and taught me bit by bit what a person should do and how to live.”
"A few days ago, my cousin finally found a good girl to get married. He was very happy, and so was I. I even went to have a wedding banquet a few days ago. There were not enough people, so I even helped with some wedding banquets."
"Well, why does the Taoist priest suddenly ask these questions? Does this matter have anything to do with Ahua?"
You Mengzhi ignored Temulun's question and affirmed:
"Your cousin's wedding was held three days ago."
Temulun was confused, but he still agreed with You Mengzhi and said:
"Yes, three days ago."
You Mengzhi almost laughed at this truth, but still guided her step by step and asked:
"Your wedding banquet is held for three consecutive days."
Temulun nodded again, and You Mengzhi gritted his teeth:
"Your cousin's wine is not good."
Temulun, who had been nodding, finally hesitated, but after a while, he reluctantly nodded:
"My cousin is good at everything, but he likes to drink, and his drinking capacity is not very good."
"But it's not the kind of domestic violence you think of after drinking too much. He is a very good-tempered person. He never does anything, but he is a little stupid."
"Once upon a time, I went to another cousin's wedding. My cousin was serving as the best man. After he drank too much, he had to climb on the table and perform a dance for everyone. Well, he is 1.9 meters tall and weighs 280 pounds."
Thinking of the way his cousin stood on the table with his fat body flying around, Temulun felt a rare toothache and whispered:
"Indeed, it's a bit embarrassing."
"So everyone will advise him to drink less. If he insists on drinking, after he drinks, everyone will leave in a hurry just to avoid watching the eye-catching dance."
"I heard that my cousin and my cousin-in-law met at the wine table. My cousin-in-law insisted on asking someone to dance. My cousin-in-law slapped him awake, which was an embarrassing move. He felt that at the time My cousin is the most beautiful flower on the grassland."
"Anyway, after they fell in love, my cousin-in-law took care of my cousin. She couldn't even get in the door when he drank. She really made my cousin slowly stop drinking. In short, he is a very good and very capable cousin-in-law." " Well, it doesn’t seem to be called quitting drinking, because I also drank at the wedding, but it was much less than before, and I no longer drank like crazy.”
You Mengzhi pressed the corners of his lips again and again, but failed to suppress them. He covered his face and smiled bitterly:
"It's not that your cousin doesn't get drunk, it's just that he no longer gets drunk in front of people."
Temulun naturally heard what You Mengzhi said, but his rough mind couldn't turn around for a while.
The enlightened barrage had already discovered the clues and screamed:
[If you don’t get drunk and crazy with people, how can you get drunk with a species that is not human? 】
[Damn it, could it be——]
You Mengzhi continued following the barrage:
"In the past few days, after your cousin drank wine at the wedding banquet during the day, he would quietly come to your house at night and catch Ahua dancing."
"what?!"
Temulun almost bit his tongue:
"what?"
You Mengzhi reluctantly told the truth:
"And once you jump, it lasts all night, and you won't go back until it's dark."
"I was curious before. If something happened, with Ah Hua's physique, it would be impossible not to give an early warning or counterattack."
"It turns out that the other party is actually your relative."
"And your cousin has been helping you at your house for a long time, so he is even very familiar with A-hua. Even A-hua is embarrassed to refuse her invitation to dance."
"The doctor's words are correct. Ah Hua is indeed not sick. He was busy during the day because you arrested him, and he had to dance with your drunk cousin at night, so he was not in good spirits."
To put it mildly, mentally ill.
To put it bluntly, Chun Chun is sleepy.
After the barrage learned about A-hua's 'cause', it was silent for a few seconds, and then completely boiled:
[Holy shit, shit, is this the case? ! Help, how can it be so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[After spinning for three days, the bags under the panda’s eyes are not as dark as those under the eyes of A-Hua, hahaha! 】
[Poor Ahua, who works during the day and dances at night, is worried about this family. 】
[Ahua: Don’t treat me, don’t take me riding a horse for hundreds of kilometers, let me have a good sleep. 】
[Ahua: Why do you think I’m so sleepy? If it weren’t for your face, I would have taken it in one gulp. 】
[So, as long as you are familiar enough and enthusiastic enough, even the dog will not be able to refuse your invitation to dance hahh]
[Help, the more I look at Ahua and Temulun, the cuter they become, hahaha. One person and one dog are sincere in exchange for sincerity, but occasionally, appropriate neglect may have a miraculous effect, hahaha. 】
The barrage was like a flood of hahaha. Te Mulun, who had a look of astonishment on his face, gradually turned red. He put down his Ahua and let her lie down properly.
Sure enough, in the next second, A-hua tilted her head, and a gentle snore came from the big dog's nose——
"Hululu——" (End of this chapter)
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