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Chapter 277 A happy family of 1, happiness is all there is
Chapter 277 A happy family of eight, happiness is over
[Habit is a very fatal thing. If a person who is used to doing something does not do something, it is often more uncomfortable than killing him.
And people who are used to being disturbed will find it strange when they suddenly become quiet.
Li Yuan, who originally loved to write letters, suddenly stopped sending letters, which was really disappointing.
So for the first time, the classmate took the initiative to write letters to Li Yuan. The first two letters received no reply. Finally, the classmate secretly made up his mind and decided not to reply again and went straight to Hangzhou.
The long-awaited reply has arrived——
"Classmate, I miss you very much. Everything is fine here. Don't miss me."
"You asked me to dig in the soil before, so I did."
"Literally, I'm going. There are not many servants in my house, and I'm really worried that the thing in the soil is a ghost and will harm my servants, so I can only go up by myself."
"But fortunately, God probably thought that I, Li Yuanfu, would be lucky and did not make things difficult for me at all."
"I easily dug out the things in the soil. Yunzhi guess what is in the soil?"
"That's a whole set of sheep bones!"
"The head and body of the sheep bone were separated. Although there was no meat, blood was gushing out from the cutoff point for no reason!"
"It's really strange. I have never eaten a sheep, and I have never offended a sheep. How come there is an extra set of sheep bones in the house for no reason?"
"And it's as white as jade. It smells a little fragrant, but not that fragrant. It just smells like mutton bones that smell of mushy rice milk."
"I haven't received any reply in the past few days because I felt a little uncomfortable after seeing this set of sheep bones. So I sold some paintings and calligraphy I had, saved some money, and sent the sheep bones to the temple to pray for blessings, so I didn't have any time to spare. reply."
"By the way, when it comes to praying for blessings, if I say something that Brother Yun would scold, I wonder if it's because I buried the body with the sheep bones, which makes me feel comfortable.
The night after I finished praying, I actually dreamed of a lamb. The lamb's head and body were separated like a skeleton. The lamb's hind hooves were pressed down and it was kneeling. Its front hooves held its head and cried at me."
"It's a little pitiful, but also a little scary. It scared me awake."
"But this matter should be over just like that."
"By the way, lend me a hundred taels and I'll buy back the calligraphy and paintings. It's the kind of loan you won't pay back."
When the classmate received the reply, he felt slightly relieved. He immediately picked up his pen and dipped his ink in his hand and replied:
"roll."】
A story that can be called a ghost story.
Originally, everyone had read this short biography when they were roughly searching for information about 'sheep'. However, since there was no content like 'sheep scholar' in it, not even a complete sheep appeared, so they threw it away. The back of the head.
Looking at it now, this biography is clearly about what happened in Li Yuan's family after Chen San's death!
After Chen San's death, Yangba was beheaded, and the earth wept with blood.
Daochang Ge and Gongga took a breath, You Mengzhi frowned slightly and said softly:
"I understand, it's not a sheep demon, it's a sheep bone monster."
Originally, You Mengzhi was thinking that although there were things in the world that she didn't understand, it wasn't like she had never heard of the reputation of the 'Sheep Demon'.
Because the original meaning of the word "郃" is actually a ghost that brings drought.
Among the traditional fairies and ghosts, he is considered to be quite well-backed and can be ranked high.
If there really is a monster of the level of "Yangba", its reputation is actually very great, and it is impossible that there is no record.
Moreover, since ancient times, drought and hunger have not separated families.
According to Li Yuan, the place where the sheep bones appeared was not actually a drought, but an influx of famine-stricken people from other places.
There is no drought, which can support the emergence of demons
Therefore, combined with what is shown, it is not a 'sheep monster' at all. Combined with the abnormality of the bones that were dug out, it may be more appropriate to call it a sheep bone monster.
That's right, they are the lowest level monsters among fairies and ghosts. In fact, this is a low-level monster, and even its name has not been preserved in various classics.
And the reason why Xiaoyang said he was a sheep is because it is the same as the Nine-section Dragon, which is originally a snake with a body of money. Is it a dragon?
No!
Idiots like Little Yangyang, who are caught performing jugglers, may not even know what they are.
Although You Mengzhi could not see the life of the animal, if he did some calculations based on Li Yuan's life, he could see that Li Yuan's life was smooth, full of merit, and had not been entangled by anything.
In that era when the average age was over forty, he lived a full eighty-nine years, which is enough to show his kindness and longevity.
Therefore, the cause and effect of Dream Travel’s conjecture should be like this——
The sheep-bone monster carried his little body to the good man Li Yuan and buried his body in the side courtyard of Li Yuan's mansion, waiting to be held in his lap and live a comfortable life.
However, because of his greedy mouth, the sheep-bone monster secretly ate in the world, and was discovered by Chen San in Li Yuan's mansion. After being caught, Chen San found that apart from being smart and being able to talk, he had almost no other use.
Therefore, he began to train the sheep-bone monster to perform.
This performance not only brought death to Chen San himself, but also to the sheep-bone monster. It also laid the long foreshadowing for a hundred years later, when the crazy-looking mother Chen of the Chen family urged marriage and childbirth.
That's all.
And now, there's a whole new little problem.
That is, where did this little lamb in our Taoist temple come from?
You Mengzhi looked intently at the two bleating lambs, which were almost identical, and locked eyes with She Gu.
She Gu received the look and was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at the two little lambs.
Daochang Ge and Gongga had already sensed something was wrong, and immediately stood up to leave the battlefield, but before they took a step, the next second, You Mengzhi and She Qui had already grabbed a certain lamb.
One man, one hoof, caught four feet.
The little lamb bleated in fear, and You Mengzhi said with a ferocious face:
"Well, you are a little sheep-bone monster. You can talk and you have learned how to bleat in my Taoist temple for so long. You can talk and you have made us look through the collection of classics for so long just to worry about you."
"You say don't speak. If you don't speak, I will take action!"
You Mengzhi used his hand to make a knife and cut the captured lamb several times:
"Are you really going to do it? Are you going to do it?"
The little lamb bleated several times. Finally, when You Mengzhi touched its belly, it couldn't stand it anymore. The lamb opened its mouth and uttered human words:
"Help, help, gangsters, there are gangsters!"
"Kill the sheep! Kill the sheep!"
Sure enough, he was forced out!
While You Mengzhi felt relieved, he felt a little sad for no reason -
Sure enough, there are more and more non-human creatures in Taoist temples.
No wonder it is said that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. No, it is because birds of a feather flock together and people divide into groups.
There are so many sheep, ghosts, and snake gods in Taoist temples now, all of which are due to You Mengzhi!
Listening to the howling of the sheep, Taoist Ge really couldn't bear it. He stopped talking several times, but finally swallowed it back.
She Qui said softly:
"I won't really kill you."
"Don't be afraid. Anyway, there are many things in the Taoist temple, and you are not missing."
"If you behave well, our family of eight will be happy and happy from now on."
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