My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

Chapter 282

【Taisui? ! According to legend, eating it can cure all diseases and prolong life. Is it Tai Sui? 】

[Wow, this little sister is so lucky. She can actually pick up Tai Sui in her own well water. Why can’t I pick it up! Oh, I don’t have a well at home, I didn’t tell you that. 】

[I quite like this little sister. There are not many people who can get to the topic so quickly and make their demands in a clear and coherent manner. The little sister is really good. As expected, young people are better than young people. Thumbs up! 】

[I have never seen Tai Sui in my life. I never thought that one day I would see him in the live broadcast room of the anchor. If the identification is true, I am willing to pay 10,000 yuan to buy it. This comment is true and valid. My little sister can contact me. 】

[The upstairs is really a beautiful idea. If it is really Tai Sui, then 10,000 yuan will probably only buy a corner! I'll give you 100,000! 】

[Cheer, cheer, you guys have discussed the price, right? Then I’ll pay 10 million. If it’s enough, just pretend I didn’t say anything. If it’s not enough, I’ll add more. 】

The barrage was still so cheerful. Mengyouzhi took a careful look at the face of the little girl opposite, pondered for a few seconds, and said:
"I don't see any opportunities for you recently or signs of getting rich suddenly."

"However, let me see the Tai Sui you picked up first."

Sister Maizi also had this intention. She was far more prepared than Youmengzhi imagined. She directly asked her mother to hold the mobile phone. Mai's father turned on the light at the side, and she picked up a red one from the end. vat.

As the camera shook and the light was aligned, a pink floating 'meat ball' came into everyone's sight.

When You Mengzhi saw that mass, his eyebrows jumped, and a huge sense of absurdity swept over him along with a toes-grabbing feeling.
I couldn't hold it back, I really couldn't hold it back.

You Mengzhi cursed.

The curse words made the originally excited sister Maizi look confused. She hurriedly explained to her parents that her favorite anchors were not usually like this.
After all, Yu Mengzhi usually curses people.

But they are all 'gentle curses', not so straightforward.

So, what’s going on?
Facing Sister Maizi's expectant gaze, You Mengzhi's scalp exploded inch by inch. She really didn't know how to answer——

Oops, this is for the anchor!

If you can't answer, it means you are in trouble. If you can't answer, does it mean your reputation has been ruined?

It shouldn’t count, right?

Can't it count? !
You Mengzhi covered her face and was in pain, but the audience in the live broadcast room did not show their faces, so naturally it was not so embarrassing:

[Oh oh oh, it turns out this is Ganoderma lucidum! It’s different from what I thought]

【Um? ? It looks a little strange, is it my imagination? 】

[Damn it, it’s really Ganoderma lucidum. It looks like it can live a hundred years. It’s pink and tender. It does look like it has some aura, but I’m a poor student and don’t have the money to buy it. 】

The above is simply the speech of the audience, but there is another barrage that is completely different from it, and it is completely heart-wrenching laughter:
[Holy shit, isn’t this the ‘beep beep beep’ thing! 】

[I have a third-year-old uncle, this is really eye-catching, the world is declining! This is it! ! ! 】

[Holy crap, this thing can actually be broadcast live! You know, when I usually buy something, I have to code it! 】

[Hahahahahaha I'm sorry I can't bear it anymore hahahaha, how could anyone think this thing is Ganoderma lucidum? Hahahahahaha]

[I can’t help but guess this will make headlines tomorrow, hahaha! 】

[Little sister, this thing that can’t be caught is really unlucky. Hurry up and throw this thing into the water, and then throw everything together with the bucket! ! ! Oh, yes, I also had to take eight hundred baths! ! ! 】

[This little sister is so innocent. QAQ misses me in the past.] [No, I have a little question. Doesn’t Sister Maizi know that this is normal? Don’t Father Mai and Mother Mai also know? Unreasonable! 】

【upstairs? 】

[These are normal physiological knowledge, alas, what a pity]

Okay, okay, finally I said what You Mengzhi wanted to say!

For the first time, You Mengzhi felt the urge to give the barrage a slap. He coughed a few times, regained his composure, and then said:
"Sister Maizi, did you see what was said on the barrage?"

".That's what I want to say too."

Sister Maizi studied with her parents for a while, stared at the candid barrage on her phone, and then looked at the contents of the bucket, and finally...
Everything is understood!

This is a big joke in their family!
Sister Maizi's face turned red, and Father Mai's face was a little embarrassed, and he rushed out of the screen with the red bucket.

Sister Maizi apologized repeatedly to the camera:

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I really don't know about this."

"If I knew, I would definitely not do such a stupid thing."

"I'm sorry to disturb everyone. Please forget about this matter. I really don't want to be on any social news. Please."

Sister Maizi was so anxious that she almost cried. You Mengzhi coughed a few times and blocked a few of the most promiscuous people. The barrage became normal and he stopped teasing:
[Hold on, little sister, there will be many embarrassing things in life. As long as you convince yourself, there is nothing embarrassing. 】

[Sister Maizi is so pitiful. This kind of thing was thrown into the well at home, and everyone still makes fun of you. If any of you dares to laugh, I will crawl along the network cable and beat him! 】

【right! I will protect the lovely Maizi sister! 】

[It’s okay, let’s all agree not to edit this live broadcast. If you have to edit it, do it! 】

[Don’t cry, Sister Maizi, although I made a mistake, you did get the gift. Why don’t you ask me something else? Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts will definitely not laugh at you. 】

Facts have proved that everyone is actually very friendly towards children who have normal views and are polite.

Especially since the child is still a little girl, and is clear-cut and articulate at the beginning, the goodwill will be doubled.

Seeing that everyone stopped talking about the previous events, Mai's father and Mai's mother also expressed relief, and Maizi's sister finally stopped crying.

You Mengzhi nodded and encouraged the other party to speak:

"Don't worry, it's okay. You can ask as many questions as you like. As long as I know, I will definitely tell you the answer."

"Whether it's academic studies, financial luck, home feng shui, or marriage red lines. It's all fine."

Sister Maizi hesitated for several breaths, as if she had made up her mind:
"Then let me ask, who threw that dirty thing just now?!"

"It's really disgusting!!!"

After hearing this question, You Mengzhi almost fell down——

Damn it, this embarrassing series is not over yet? !
Damn it, the chapter name has been banged, everyone can understand it