My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.

Chapter 284 What? You said that it is a basic operation for the tombkeeper to hit ghosts?

【? ? ? What the hell? ! 】

[WTF is today a special topic? Anchor, do you want to hear for yourself how many banned words are in your sentence? 】

[Damn it, I just said there would be a show when you go to bed late! This truth is too explosive! 】

[So, if I understand correctly, it is actually the boy next door who was caught by his parents when he was having sex. Then in desperation, he threw things into the well of Maizi's family, and then he had a fierce quarrel with his parents. This is what happened. Something? 】

Finally, someone revealed the toe-scratching truth.

You Mengzhi nodded immediately and let out a long sigh of relief:

"Yes, that's true."

"No, it's not like that. The boy next door didn't throw it into the well of Maizi's family on purpose. It was just a misunderstanding that the miracle happened due to the force of nervousness."

The truth is this? !
The Maizi family saw many explanations in the barrage, both overt and covert, and finally understood what was going on. Their faces turned red——

What kind of thing is this!

They didn’t hear the news about the next door neighbor’s son on purpose!
If I had known that the family next door couldn't keep their children and had no one to pass on the land, why would they be fighting for three points of land!

Just say that there are more varieties now, and they will have to be taken over by the collective and redistributed in the future.
No, this is a bit far-fetched.

Father Maizi suddenly remembered something and slapped his thigh:
"I finally remembered that what happened to their child couldn't have been known to them overnight, right?"

"After all, the young man next door is almost 30 and hasn't gotten married yet!"

"If it had been discovered earlier, when we were asking for land, the old man next door, Chen Ke, told me that he was worried, so he accidentally planted it crookedly."

"That wasn't his intention!"

The kind mother Maizi also changed her expression immediately:

"Could it be that their family found out about this and their family was in a mess, so they planted the wrong fields?"

"Then let's go find them door-to-door."

The couple looked at each other with deep bitterness in their eyes.

Sister Maizi whispered from the side:

"Then can we come and apologize again?"

"If Uncle Chen swipes the music note software, he will know that we know this thing that he doesn't want us to know."

Although it was a bit difficult to pronounce, everyone still understood what Sister Maizi meant——

Now they find the anchor and discover the secret of their next door neighbor.
This situation is so embarrassing!

[Laughing so hard, it unfolded in an unexpected way. 】

[The whole family is in a state of distress, but if you have to kick open the hidden cabinet door, wouldn’t it be embarrassing? Hahahaha]

[This tells us something, that is, never buy small toys. At least they cannot be used when living with your parents! 】

[Haha, I kind of know why the host had such a painful face the whole time. In fact, he has been worried about being banned from the live broadcast room again, right? 】

What on earth are you laughing at? After all, the color scale is really too big!
Who doesn't get scared when they look at that 'baby arm' being fished out of the bucket?
It’s really an eye-opener!
You Mengzhi took a deep breath:

"Anyway, that's probably it."

"I guarantee the results here but not the after-sales service. You still have to solve the embarrassing problems later."

The Maizi family understood the meaning of You Meng's words, thanked him repeatedly and got off the wheat.

With Maizi's departure, there were far fewer strange comments on the barrage, and the warnings in the background also dropped sharply. Seeing that the live broadcast room was no longer in danger of being banned, You Mengzhi finally relaxed a little:
"Please use photos properly to recognize pictures"

"If Sister Maizi had known the pictures in advance, she could have saved all the hexagram money."

".It's definitely not that I'm embarrassed, absolutely not."

The barrage went by:
[Okay, okay, everything you said is right. 】

[Damn, it’s rare to see an anchor shy! 】

[My wife looks good when she blushes. Did you think of something? Hehe. 】

What comes to mind?
Of course I thought of the unspeakable part of xxxxxxx!

You Mengzhi was teased that if he closed his eyes and rested his mind, he would be immune to all poisons.

For a while, the live broadcast room was filled with laughter (obscenity) and laughter (obscenity).

It wasn't until three or two minutes later that another ID named 'Gravekeeper of Love' appeared, and the hexagram gold of the second hexagram was revealed, everyone's attention was attracted to the new destined person.

The person opposite was probably an old fan, so needless to say, a connection request popped up quickly to You Mengzhi.

As soon as the application was approved, it was dark, and the person on the other side tried to get closer to the screen with a ferocious face, and then a vague and thin face of a middle-aged man appeared.

The middle-aged man's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and his breathing was a little loud. For a while, the live broadcast room was filled with the sound of whirring breathing.

You Mengzhi quickly adjusted his signature smile and was about to remind the other party to adjust the microphone. Unexpectedly, the man opened his mouth and howled:
"Anchor, anchor, I've hit a ghost, what should I do!!!"

This howl was so shocking that it silenced the few people in the live broadcast room who were still talking and joking secretly.

The middle-aged man was obviously very anxious. After yelling, his mouth dropped and his eyes immediately turned red.

Obviously, the other party is on the verge of an emotional breakdown, and if not handled properly, something may happen.

But You Mengzhi took a closer look and found no trace of the other party being haunted by ghosts.

Even though the other person is thin, the yang fire in his body is much stronger than that of a normal person.

You Mengzhi suppressed his smile and said in a deep voice:

"The wind is blowing in the background where you are, and the yin energy is gathering but not dissipating, but the yang energy around you is still abundant."

"Are you in the cemetery now?"

The middle-aged man nodded repeatedly, looking like he was about to be knocked down by You Mengzhi, and said incoherently:
"Yes, yes, I am the gravekeeper of the cemetery. Of course I am in the cemetery. I just went out to bump into ghosts. I bumped into ghosts."

"Damn, I'm quitting this job tomorrow. Fortunately, I came back. Fortunately, my favorite metaphysics anchor is live broadcasting online. Fortunately, I got the connection position, otherwise I would have to explain here."

The middle-aged man cursed several times before he calmed down a little. Under You Mengzhi's guidance, he moved from the dark outdoors to a small room specially prepared for the tombkeeper.

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded early:

[Holy shit, the background flashed by, as if something was floating by! 】

[Don’t be scary upstairs, they are clearly leaves! 】

[Damn it, are you so scared that you can’t sleep at night?]

[This elder brother was so frightened that he was covered in cold sweat. What happened? What the hell? How could the ghost keep him? 】

[Shouldn’t all ghosts be cruel and easy to kill? I don't understand. 】

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, you have the guts to be a tombkeeper? If it were me, all the female ghosts in the entire cemetery, over 18 years old and under 40 years old, would come to accompany me every night! 】

It's a little late tonight, but you guys must listen to my explanation.