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Chapter 287 A business with no capital and huge profits

People, in the cemetery, eating tribute?
Wu Daqiang could understand every word, but when put together, it was a bit incomprehensible anyway.

How could someone, dressed as black and white, come to the cemetery to steal tributes? !

Don't those two people feel that it is taboo at all?

Wu Daqiang scratched his head for a long time. He scratched his head and didn't understand what was going on. After a long while, he asked weakly:

"Anchor, I'm not doubting you, but something seems wrong."

"If there are really two people dressed up as black and white, coming to steal the tribute, what's going on with the paper figures?"

"The paper figures were burned. It's obviously something from under the cemetery that came up to collect tribute!"

"When they come to steal the tributes, won't they encounter those dirty things? Are they really not afraid at all?"

Wu Daqiang really doesn't understand. He is a rough guy and has never read any books. He will accept death. To hear this, he has already spent most of his energy and brain.

Suddenly I felt like I couldn't turn a corner.

You Mengzhi shook his head slightly:

"Listen clearly, I'm talking about 'stealing tribute'."

"It's not 'stealing tributes' like 'I'm going to your grave and stealing your tributes like crazy'."

"Not only fruits, but also incense can be considered as tribute. Paper figures, flowers, and the words spoken by future generations in front of the grave can also be considered as a kind of tribute. When they arrive in the underworld, they will be handed over to the deceased."

"Just one word makes a huge difference."

You Mengzhi looked at the confused expression on Wu Daqiang's face across from him, and sighed briefly:

"I have already said before that there are no ghosts. Don't make any preconceptions and think that there are ghosts."

"The tributes that disappeared in the cemetery were actually stolen by the fake black and white impermanence you just ran into."

"You didn't just bump into ghosts, you bumped into them and stole."

what? !

Not a ghost?
It's a thief! ?

[Hahaha, it’s such an old joke to steal tributes. If you play the old joke, you will have to deduct money! 】

[No wonder the anchor didn’t look panicked at all. It turned out that there was no ghost at all. Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. If there were no ghosts, this work would still be possible, phew. 】

[How could someone pretend to be a ghost and come to the cemetery to steal things? ! What did they steal? Was it a paper figurine that was stolen? What do they want to do? Playing with paper love? 】

[There are so many perverts in this world, it’s really disgusting. 】

[Not only that, these two perverts were quite well prepared. They even knew how to burn a few pieces of paper on the spot after stealing the paper figurines. Tsk tsk. 】

[Maybe it’s not a pervert, maybe it’s a courage training game or something. I’ve been seeing challenges like this on the Internet recently. Some comments say that you dress up like a zombie, even if there are ghosts in the cemetery, you will see the appearance of a zombie. , will also feel that it is a similar detour. Maybe these two people have made another innovation and directly dressed up as ghost generals?]

"It's really not a pervert."

But it’s not the situation that netizens thought.

You Mengzhi stopped his calculations and said helplessly:

"Actually, the people who came to steal were a pair of brothers who had just graduated. Since it was hard to find jobs now and the wages of interns were very low, they started a small business of their own." "They decided to open another track. ,That is--

Steal tribute paper figurines and resell them. "

Wu Daqiang finally understood what You Mengzhi said, his mouth opened wider and wider, and his jaw almost dropped.

After hearing You Mengzhi's words, the barrage exploded:

[Genius, business genius, these two people have made a fool out of their business without capital! 】

[I began to wonder if there are ghosts in this world who can’t protect the things in front of their own graves? 】

[I thought I mentioned the issue of current social work wages just casually, but I didn’t expect it to be waiting here! 】

[The truth is really shocking. What do the two brothers think? Can they do this? He really knows how to be diligent and thrifty and make a fortune.]

[Isn't this brothers' small business a flower circle shop? Sell ​​it during the day and steal it back at night. Good guy, the loop is closed. All you need is one paper man, and the assembly line is all running. 】

[I have seen people stealing cars and batteries, but I have never seen people stealing wreaths and paper figures. No wonder they say that those who get rich must be courageous.]

There were many different opinions in the barrage. Wu Daqiang swallowed silently and finally had an idea:
"But our cemetery is surrounded by mountains and there is no wreath shop."

"My leaders are all kind and honest people. When it was built, they said they would not rent the cemetery to a wreath shop because they did not want to make money from dead people and were afraid that others would think our sales were expensive and we would take a commission."

"Those two thieves had to climb half a mountain to steal the wreaths, and then go down. Even if there is a car, the driveway is still some distance from the inside of the cemetery."

"But the paper figures have already been used once. If they are brought around again, the traffic will be bumpy, so they will definitely not be particularly glamorous."

"After such hard work, the quality of the paper figures is definitely not as good as the newly made paper figures, and they probably won't be sold for much money. Why do they do this?"

Since they have already done such immoral things as stealing paper, it must be just for money.

But the Paper Man probably couldn't sell it for money, so why did they go to such trouble to steal it?

Moreover, he had such a good plan that he deliberately knocked down the tombstone and burned something where the paper man was, pretending to be haunted.
Could these two brothers who pretend to be black and white have bad minds?

A paper thief who still struggles to make money without making any money?

Wu Daqiang can't hide things in his heart, nor on his face.

You Mengzhi saw through the other party's doubts with just one glance, and then chuckled:
"They are selling well because they are not opening a physical store, but a TB store."

"This is one of the reasons why they dare to steal randomly. They randomly find a few photos on the Internet and claim that they are 'special price paper blind boxes'. Because the items sold are special, the express delivery may be bumped, so they will not return them after sending them. Don’t change”

"Isn't this just sold?"

"Not only can it be sold, but if it gets damaged after delivery, you can also use express delivery insurance to claim compensation from the express delivery."

[Damn it, what a heck of a show this is, the words ‘paper-tying’ and ‘blind box’ can actually be combined together.]

[Times have really changed. Twenty years ago, no, ten years ago, who would have thought of buying paper on TB]

[A word from people in this online store: People who can buy cheap blind boxes online probably don’t know whether the paper boxes are good or bad. Some of them probably think about the trouble of returning them. They have to pay for them anyway. things to burn]

[Alas, I don’t know whether I feel pity for the deceased who had the paper stolen, or for the one whose paper was scrawled.]

Good night everyone bobobo