My metaphysics is so accurate that the whole internet is begging me to come out.
Chapter 293: Mass excision surgery of useless human body tissues
Chapter 293: Mass excision surgery of useless human body tissues
[Okay, the anchor is live broadcasting again! 】
[What happened to the original wife hitting the mistress the night before yesterday? Anchor, can you eat melon? You know, I was born to be a melon in the melon field. 】
[Let me see what this is. It’s the anchor! What a! It's the anchor! What a! 】
[I am about to undergo a mass excision surgery of useless human body tissues. I am just waiting to watch a live broadcast before going. Please be sure to fulfill my last wish! 】
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Really outrageous!
You Mengzhi finally put things in order in the Taoist temple, turned on the live broadcast, and faced the numerous barrages pouring into the live broadcast room. He checked them one by one. When he saw the last barrage, he instantly showed the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone:
"Then you should finish cutting your hair before reading, or finish watching and then cut your hair!"
If she hadn't been good at calculations, at first glance, the professional name of "mass excision of useless human body tissue" might seem scary!
This generation of netizens are still so ridiculous!
The barrage passed by an overwhelming roar of laughter, but You Mengzhi slowly frowned in joy——
It seems that something is not quite right.
You Mengzhi did consider that the so-called surgery was to cut his hair.
But the incident itself is very strange.
Her live broadcast time is usually 11 o'clock in the evening. Since she stayed up all night the day before, today's live broadcast was slightly postponed and was close to midnight.
At this point, even if someone suddenly wants to cut their hair.
But where are the hair salons still open?
With a thought in You Mengzhi's mind, she flipped her fingers slightly in the background to the barrage with the message 'doing surgery', and dialed a connection invitation to the user with the ID [Zi] on the other side.
As expected, the person who connected may have relied on instinct, and the invitation to connect only rang for two seconds before being hung up.
You Mengzhi raised his eyebrows, his expression becoming calmer:
"Are you so anxious about 'operating'?"
"If you're not in a hurry, I can help you with your hairstyle."
【Eh eh eh? Is this connected? I'm ready and I haven't even spent the hexagram gold yet! 】
[Damn it, if I had known that telling wisecracks could attract anchors, I would, I would be hateful. 】
[Is this a real reference hairstyle? Or did the anchor discover something wrong and wanted to give the other party a fortune? 】
[It should be fortune-telling, right? Otherwise, when have anchors taken the initiative to connect to others because of barrages? 】
[What’s weird about cutting your hair? I also cut my hair every day. I’m going out for a haircut now. Can the anchor even connect me? Damn it, it’s almost 12 o’clock. Why should I cut my hair? ? 】
More and more people discovered that something was wrong, and gradually some people began to advise:
[Sister, I see your homepage is for girls. How old are you? Are you sure you are cutting your hair and not cutting your own lifeline?]
[If there is anything you can’t think of, think about it again. There are still many things in this world that are worthy of nostalgia? 】
【Why not connected? This anchor is really effective! I don’t even know why you gave up this opportunity]
Perhaps because there were so many people persuaded, there was some wavering there.
When You Mengzhi invited me for the second time, although the waiting time was a little long, the other party still connected.
There was no camera, only a weak and weak voice said softly:
"Anchor, I don't mean not to believe you, I just..."
"I just can't come up with the money to pay for gifts right now, so I don't dare to go to Wheat. Can I pay in installments?"
"If I can, I will go home and connect with you right away."
The voice was very soft, and just by hearing it, one could tell that the other person must look good.
Not to mention the night wind blowing in the background, the tearing feeling of the girl's voice being crushed in the air, which makes people fall in love with her as soon as she hears it.
【Eh? Are you still out there now? Go home quickly. It's not safe for a single girl to be outside at night. 】【You sound like a sister Lin, let’s do this, I’ll give you a gift and let the host do the math for you! 】
You Mengzhi sighed slightly:
"Ok, Ok."
"No matter what, you can go back first."
The little girl named 'Zi' was obviously a little excited. She immediately turned on the camera, and then walked through the dim light with the lens.
Crossing the road, passing through the alley, passing through the alley, and then passing through the aisle that can almost only touch the front to the back, finally arrived in a very small coffin room that can barely accommodate a bed.
The girl was very excited, so she didn't pay attention to the various surprise comments in the live broadcast room. She found a place to sit on the bed filled with books, then turned the camera, and finally revealed a young and beautiful face.
Oval face, almond eyes, there is nothing wrong with her except being thinner.
Even the hair she just said she wanted to cut only reached her shoulders and was not actually long.
The girl was a little cautious and adjusted her breathing several times before saying hello with a blushing face:
"Hello anchor, just call me Aziz. I'm your loyal fan. Please don't be offended by the barrage you just posted in the live broadcast room."
Why are you surprised?
You Mengzhi thought that there were too many monsters and monsters in the live broadcast room.
If I see strange things every day, will I still be alive?
Even she herself might even be arrested for engaging in sex acts.
You Mengzhi came back to his senses and asked warmly:
"You said you were going to get a haircut in the middle of the night. Did you encounter any difficulties?"
Azusa probably didn't expect that You Mengzhi didn't even go through the standard process, so he asked straight to the point. He was stunned for a moment, but he still answered honestly:
"Yes."
"I have been following you for a long time and watching your live broadcast. I have become very interested in metaphysics. I am also buying books to learn about metaphysics."
"The reason why I want to cut my hair is because something happened to me recently, and I happened to read about 'Ghosts at the Crossroads' in a book, so I wanted to try it."
Strange.
So what Azi means is that after reading what is said in the book, he wants to cut his hair at the crossroads and find ghosts and gods?
but--
"I haven't heard of any ghosts at the intersection. Can you tell me about it?"
Although You Mengzhi already had a judgment in his mind, he still adjusted his sitting posture to listen better.
Azi said:
"That's it, the book says that as long as you find a deserted intersection at midnight, cut off your own hair and burn it, you can see a black shadow more than two meters high."
"Legend has it that the black shadow can satisfy anyone's request."
The more You Mengzhi listened, the more intense his eyebrows furrowed:
"You have been deceived. There is no such thing at all. It sounds like a story imported from foreign countries, but foreign ghosts cannot enter China and cannot shake the gods of China."
Azusa's originally tense and nervous face was filled with frustration, and You Mengzhi asked casually:
"What do you want to ask for?"
Azi made a bitter face and replied softly:
"I want everyone to stop hating me."
"Or popularity is better."
You Mengzhi was originally waiting for the answer to "get rich overnight" and promoted his own Jiu Jie Long.
Hearing this, he was stunned——
In a room the size of a coffin, money is obviously Azusa's dilemma.
Why does this girl seek popularity instead of money?
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