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Chapter 303 Team-building activities of four people, two snakes and two sheep

"What kind of sports meeting is held in the Taoist temple?!"

The next day in the courtyard of the Taoist temple, I had been thinking about Yu Mengzhi who had not slept all night, and I felt sad with dark circles under my eyes:
"If She Jin hadn't told me, I wouldn't have believed it."

"Are you kidding?"

"There are only four people in total, one referee whistler, one finish time clock presser, and one announcer. Do you want the remaining one to compete on his own?"

"Then the remaining two sheep and two snakes are sitting in the audience, and the four creatures can't come up with a pair of hands to applaud?"

"How can we hold a sports meeting? Who proposed it?"

In the midst of You Mengzhi's "Song of Birds and Fragrance of Flowers", everyone in the Taoist audience looked at Taoist Master Ge.

Taoist priest Ge was stared at by several eyes, but he did not show any timidity. He coughed lightly and said:
"It's not a sports meeting specially prepared for people. It's mainly a group building of a group of people. In fact, both humans and non-humans have to participate."

"Except for the two snakes and two sheep in the Taoist temple, the other three are all intelligent and can help organize this sports meeting."

"At that time, everyone's specific situation will be taken into consideration to allocate work. For example, Senior Xiaojiu, although there is no human body, there is no problem in recording results. What's more,"

When You Mengzhi heard the last sentence, he was instantly attracted by it:

"Then I'll be the finish line clock presser."

"Let me take on the arduous task of keeping the schedule and contribute my share to everyone!"

These words are really high-sounding.

Daochang Ge blew his beard and stared:

"What's more, the master's health is too bad, he should have been exercising!"

"Others aside, if a sports meeting is really going to be held, then this sports meeting spectator must participate!"

"Don't even think about hiding in the back and pressing the clock!"

You Mengzhi took a deep breath and followed Taoist Ge's example, staring with dead eyes:
"First of all, I'm not a physical practitioner."

"Secondly, I am not a physical practitioner."

“In the end, I really don’t like projects about sports.”

"As we all know, not exercising will only make my physical fitness low, and exercising will make my moral level low."

Low moral standards?

Good guy, the audience suddenly realized——

It's a mouth-watering fragrance!
You Mengzhi took a breath:

"What's more, your temple leader stays up late every day to live broadcast and make money to support the Taoist temple. What kind of sports meeting do you want me to participate in? What if I die suddenly in the middle?"

That is really a 120,000 chance!

After all, in her previous life, she spent the whole night watching the stars and the moon on the mountain behind Yunqing Temple, and then died!
She is just a little Taoist who talks about her skills but has extremely poor physical fitness. There is no reason why she should not be allowed to fish in troubled waters!

Just imagine, what can she, a rookie with such poor physical fitness, do in a sports meeting?
Wait, no, is she playing sports?
Are you sure it's not a sports meeting to play with her?
Obviously, the reason of 'sudden death' successfully reached the ears of the Taoist audience.

Daochang Ge pinched his beard and thought for a long time:
"Then why don't you come up with a simpler project?"

Gongga couldn't listen anymore and tugged on Daoist Ge's sleeve:
"Daddy, I guess it's really not possible. I steamed rice cakes two days ago. After eating two pieces, the viewer was so out of breath that he coughed all the way from the kitchen to the wing."

"If he can't even eat rice cakes like this, how can he participate in the sports meet? We only have one spectator, don't let him kill us."

You Mengzhi: "."

Is that rice cake! ?

That is clearly [Rice Cake-Choking to Death Plus Version]!
However, someone spoke for him, so You Mengzhi didn't intend to defend himself. He coughed twice and made a gesture of "I'm so weak":
"Yes."

"If you are cruel enough to kill the temple owner, you will never find a temple owner like me who is hardworking, beautiful, diligent, exploitative, and kind-hearted."

It's too much. I've spoken out everything that's on my mind!

She Qui, who had been watching for a long time, also said softly:
“And we don’t have a venue.”

Without a venue or suitable participants, the sports meeting is just the type of team-building activity that Mr. Ge prefers.

It doesn’t look right no matter how you look at it!
Daochang Ge finally understood this, stroked his beard and sighed:

"But if we don't hold sports games, what kind of team-building activities can we do?" "We also need to promote cough."

That's right, Daoist Ge has not forgotten Xiaojiu's life-long events.

You Mengzhi was thoughtful for a moment, but Gongga was the first to raise his hand:

"Why don't we go to Longgang Night Market later to have a chuanbei? What better way to build a team than to have a chuanbei?"

She Qui’s voice was faint:

"The four of us can drink Harbin beer, and there are four over there."

You Mengzhi looked along She Jin's hand and saw two sheep and two snakes with burning eyes.

The two nine-segmented snakes don't even have mouths, so it's impossible to skewer them.

As for the two little lambs
Although it sounds like a hell of a joke, but——

They themselves are skewers.

Gongga embarrassment:

"forget it."

She Qui pondered for a moment and made a suggestion:
"Going to Siam for a tour?"

"My father and mother are in Siam, which is our home court. If you want to go, I will charter a plane and make arrangements for everyone."

If She Jin can say such words, it means that he can definitely make arrangements for others.

As long as the people, snakes and sheep in the Taoist temple come to Siam, they can definitely experience the characteristics, customs and customs of Siam.

but--

Daochang Ge was the first to refuse:

"Even if I starve to death, jump from here and die outside, I will never go to Siam again!"

A trip to Siam when he was young obviously left a very bad impression on him.

So many years later, when the name was mentioned again, Taoist Ge's face turned pale:
".And your father, I don't even want to talk about it."

She Jin is the child of the White Dragon King. Where can they go to Siam?
Naturally, he will visit the White Dragon King.

He really didn't want to see the White Dragon King's face again.

This proposal came to an end with Taoist Master Ge's fierce opposition and Gongga's words, "I have been away for too long without anyone to look after the Taoist temple."

Everyone discussed for a long time, but couldn't figure out the reason at all, so at a certain moment, they all turned to look at You Mengzhi.

You Mengzhi was deep in thought. When he raised his eyes, he saw several lines of sight, and he was also startled:
"Um, how about we bring something to go hiking in the mountains for a picnic?"

Hiking and having a picnic?

Not only can he take care of Daochang Ge, who is very fond of sports, but he can also stop most people's mouths with picnics. Traveling around the area that is not too far can also relax his mind and avoid Xinlong's aggressive temper.

Even if the big baa is unconscious, the sheep's mouth can still eat a mouthful of tender grass stained by the morning dew in the mountains.
All's well and good, right?

This proposal was quickly approved by everyone, including non-humans, raising their hands and tails.

Then the problem immediately arises.

Gongga stopped preparing the ingredients, raised his hands weakly and asked:

"Shall we climb that mountain?"

You Mengzhi was very sure this time. He raised his eyes and uttered two words:

"Of course it is"

"Qingyun Mountain."

Longling Qingyun Mountain is the largest mountain range in the area where Longgang is located.

The original location of Yunqing Temple.

Someone should remember it, hehe!