Chapter 62 Yusai (Thanks to Bing Xin for voting)
Having said this, there is still no one who can't figure out what Lao Baba did.
[Damn it, why did you even take the jade plug? ! 】
[It’s so perverted, she’s an unmarried girl after all. How on earth could she do this! 】
[No wonder the female ghost has been pestering this old man for so many years. If he doesn’t pester me, he will really see a ghost. If I sleep well and someone comes and takes away things from my private parts, I will be angry too]
[Okay, no need to say more, let’s go eat soft food and apologize. 】
Lao Baba was obviously also watching the barrage. His years in prison made him completely unable to distinguish the ridicule of netizens. For a moment, he felt extremely anxious and shouted:
"no!"
"You're talking about sleeping and flying with a female ghost, I don't agree!"
"I have only lived for more than forty years, and I have been in prison for more than ten years. How can I just die like this!?"
"Sister, listen to me, you are a good person and will do it to the end."
Lao Baba's words were extremely laggy. The network over there seemed to be very unstable, and even the camera screen began to tremble.
Even the lights behind him began to flicker on and off. Lao Baba finally realized that something was wrong, but it was too late. He could only utter a few words with a look of horror on his face:
"Master! Juxi Town Urban Village——"
Then the connection came to an abrupt end.
When I called back again, I heard a notification that the other party was offline.
It turned out to be a direct matter of life and death!
There was an uproar in the live broadcast room.
This was not the first time in the past two days that things had come to an end. You Mengzhi stood up calmly, said hello to the audience in the live broadcast room, hung up the live broadcast, packed up his things and went straight to the village in the city of Juxi Town.
This place is simply not far from Longgang, about half an hour's drive away.
You Mengzhi paid the toll and got out of the car, surrounded by small urban village houses.
It was already three o'clock in the morning, and the light from the old street lamps on the street was almost non-existent. You Mengzhi could only turn on the flashlight mode of his mobile phone and trace the path of Yin Qi that he could detect.
After walking for about 10 minutes, You Mengzhi finally stood still in front of a one-story house.
The yin energy hovering on the roof was so strong that it almost turned into water.
But in this late night, what attracted people's ears even more was the howling like killing pigs in the house.
Obviously, the source of this voice is Lao Baba who just asked for help in the live broadcast room!
You Mengzhi no longer hesitated and directly kicked the door. As expected, the old door was unable to withstand the sudden force and opened in response.
However, after the flashlight swept away the scene and saw clearly the scene inside the house, You Mengzhi was still surprised——
Lao Baba, a big man weighing two to three hundred kilograms, stood on the wooden table in the middle of the room. He closed his eyes tightly and played with a black cylindrical object in his hand.
From time to time, white shadows floated towards him, but were quickly repelled by him with a wave of his hand.
Obviously, in the hour before You Mengzhi arrived, Lao Ba Ba had already used this skill to repel the skinny female ghost countless times.
But even so, Lao Baba still kept roaring, big beads of sweat rolled down his face like it was free, his eyes were tightly closed, obviously he was extremely afraid.
You Mengzhi stood at the door and watched for 5 minutes. During these 5 minutes, he didn't see any chance for the female ghost, so he could only reach out and turn on the lights in the room again.
The female ghost suddenly let out a miserable scream and retreated into the darkness outside the window.
Lao Baba was still waving, and You Mengzhi helplessly shouted a few times:
"Stop, take a rest!"
Lao Baba on the table heard a familiar voice, and his movements became smaller. When he opened his eyes and saw that it was Yu Mengzhi, he was overjoyed:
"Master! You are really here!"
"This female ghost scares me to death!"
You Mengzhi looked at the ferocious and unwilling female ghost in the darkness, and then at Lao Baba's fat and strong body. A burst of speechlessness filled his heart, and then he stretched out his hand towards Lao Baba.
Lao Ba was stunned for a moment: "Master, what are you doing? I just got out of prison and I don't have much money on me. If you want money, you have to wait until I sell my stuff!" You Mengzhi was quite helpless: "Yusai, Give me the jade you used to wear."
Lao Baba's face was a little tangled, and You Mengzhi said angrily:
"Now that we've reached this point, don't think about money."
"Ghosts are also divided into good and bad. This ghost is only evil and has no resentment, so it can be defeated by you so easily!"
"Because she has never done evil at all, but she can still condense her soul after so many years and follow you all the way. It is obviously because of her great good fortune and great merits."
"With such a ghost, I have no intention of killing her directly."
"Then the problem can only be solved by you. The root of this matter is that you took the jade plug from the unmarried girl."
You Mengzhi turned his head, facing the vague shadow outside the window, and said with a hint of solicitation:
"In this way, it's up to me to make the decision and let Lao Baba return the jade plug on your body to you, and let him burn incense for you every New Year's Eve. That's it for now. What do you think?"
Lao Baba nodded quickly, but there were waves of condolences like the sound of wind coming from outside the house.
People speak human language, and ghosts also have a special language, death language.
This female ghost is not ignorant. She still wants to communicate, so everything can be discussed.
You Mengzhi cheered up and listened for a while, then glared at Lao Ba with a strange expression.
Lao Baba felt guilty and could only lower his head and look at his toes.
You Mengzhi's face twitched and he said word by word:
"You actually took all the nine-orifice plugs from people's bodies?!"
Lao Baba now dares to refute, so he just nods and bows:
"Pay it back! I'll pay it back!"
You Mengzhi took the nine-orifice plugs of various styles and exquisiteness from Lao Baba's hands, walked out of the window, placed them in the darkness, and then silently recited the true secret of transformation.
After a while, a gentle breeze blew up, enchanting your eyes.
When You Mengzhi and Lao Baba took a closer look again, several pieces of jade on the ground had disappeared.
Lao Baba seemed to be dehydrated. He kept wiping the sweat from his face and muttered:
"Alas! After all the fuss, it was all in vain."
"I'm still thinking about hiding these things and selling them when I get out of prison. I can also go to pick up my wife from my father-in-law's place and repair my precious son's grave."
The news about the other party's tomb robbery and rescue of his son flashed across You Mengzhi's mind, and he sighed helplessly. He glanced at the black cylindrical object in Lao Baba's hand with his peripheral vision, and couldn't help but feel a little curious:
"This is a yang-y item in your hand."
Lao Baba followed You Mengzhi's eyes and couldn't help feeling a little complacent. He raised the object in his hand:
“This is a good thing that only our industry knows!”
"This is the black donkey's hoof passed down from my ancestors. It is said to be hundreds of years old!"
"I'm not bragging, this thing can fight evil spirits at the top and cure zombie rice dumplings at the bottom."
Lao Baba handed over Hei Donkey's hand and paused. He suddenly seemed to have thought of something, his muscles all over his body were trembling, and his face became a little more flattering:
"If you are willing, sister, I will pass on this black donkey's hoof to you."
"My father-in-law looks down on me and thinks that it was me who went to the grave and lost my moral integrity that caused my son to get sick. I sold this because I just wanted to go home and see them."
"Twenty years ago, someone paid 20 yuan to buy it. Now, 18 yuan will be given to you."
Thanks for the pen refill~Thank you for Bing Xin’s two babies~
Let me see which baby has not given the extra votes to the author~
(End of this chapter)
Having said this, there is still no one who can't figure out what Lao Baba did.
[Damn it, why did you even take the jade plug? ! 】
[It’s so perverted, she’s an unmarried girl after all. How on earth could she do this! 】
[No wonder the female ghost has been pestering this old man for so many years. If he doesn’t pester me, he will really see a ghost. If I sleep well and someone comes and takes away things from my private parts, I will be angry too]
[Okay, no need to say more, let’s go eat soft food and apologize. 】
Lao Baba was obviously also watching the barrage. His years in prison made him completely unable to distinguish the ridicule of netizens. For a moment, he felt extremely anxious and shouted:
"no!"
"You're talking about sleeping and flying with a female ghost, I don't agree!"
"I have only lived for more than forty years, and I have been in prison for more than ten years. How can I just die like this!?"
"Sister, listen to me, you are a good person and will do it to the end."
Lao Baba's words were extremely laggy. The network over there seemed to be very unstable, and even the camera screen began to tremble.
Even the lights behind him began to flicker on and off. Lao Baba finally realized that something was wrong, but it was too late. He could only utter a few words with a look of horror on his face:
"Master! Juxi Town Urban Village——"
Then the connection came to an abrupt end.
When I called back again, I heard a notification that the other party was offline.
It turned out to be a direct matter of life and death!
There was an uproar in the live broadcast room.
This was not the first time in the past two days that things had come to an end. You Mengzhi stood up calmly, said hello to the audience in the live broadcast room, hung up the live broadcast, packed up his things and went straight to the village in the city of Juxi Town.
This place is simply not far from Longgang, about half an hour's drive away.
You Mengzhi paid the toll and got out of the car, surrounded by small urban village houses.
It was already three o'clock in the morning, and the light from the old street lamps on the street was almost non-existent. You Mengzhi could only turn on the flashlight mode of his mobile phone and trace the path of Yin Qi that he could detect.
After walking for about 10 minutes, You Mengzhi finally stood still in front of a one-story house.
The yin energy hovering on the roof was so strong that it almost turned into water.
But in this late night, what attracted people's ears even more was the howling like killing pigs in the house.
Obviously, the source of this voice is Lao Baba who just asked for help in the live broadcast room!
You Mengzhi no longer hesitated and directly kicked the door. As expected, the old door was unable to withstand the sudden force and opened in response.
However, after the flashlight swept away the scene and saw clearly the scene inside the house, You Mengzhi was still surprised——
Lao Baba, a big man weighing two to three hundred kilograms, stood on the wooden table in the middle of the room. He closed his eyes tightly and played with a black cylindrical object in his hand.
From time to time, white shadows floated towards him, but were quickly repelled by him with a wave of his hand.
Obviously, in the hour before You Mengzhi arrived, Lao Ba Ba had already used this skill to repel the skinny female ghost countless times.
But even so, Lao Baba still kept roaring, big beads of sweat rolled down his face like it was free, his eyes were tightly closed, obviously he was extremely afraid.
You Mengzhi stood at the door and watched for 5 minutes. During these 5 minutes, he didn't see any chance for the female ghost, so he could only reach out and turn on the lights in the room again.
The female ghost suddenly let out a miserable scream and retreated into the darkness outside the window.
Lao Baba was still waving, and You Mengzhi helplessly shouted a few times:
"Stop, take a rest!"
Lao Baba on the table heard a familiar voice, and his movements became smaller. When he opened his eyes and saw that it was Yu Mengzhi, he was overjoyed:
"Master! You are really here!"
"This female ghost scares me to death!"
You Mengzhi looked at the ferocious and unwilling female ghost in the darkness, and then at Lao Baba's fat and strong body. A burst of speechlessness filled his heart, and then he stretched out his hand towards Lao Baba.
Lao Ba was stunned for a moment: "Master, what are you doing? I just got out of prison and I don't have much money on me. If you want money, you have to wait until I sell my stuff!" You Mengzhi was quite helpless: "Yusai, Give me the jade you used to wear."
Lao Baba's face was a little tangled, and You Mengzhi said angrily:
"Now that we've reached this point, don't think about money."
"Ghosts are also divided into good and bad. This ghost is only evil and has no resentment, so it can be defeated by you so easily!"
"Because she has never done evil at all, but she can still condense her soul after so many years and follow you all the way. It is obviously because of her great good fortune and great merits."
"With such a ghost, I have no intention of killing her directly."
"Then the problem can only be solved by you. The root of this matter is that you took the jade plug from the unmarried girl."
You Mengzhi turned his head, facing the vague shadow outside the window, and said with a hint of solicitation:
"In this way, it's up to me to make the decision and let Lao Baba return the jade plug on your body to you, and let him burn incense for you every New Year's Eve. That's it for now. What do you think?"
Lao Baba nodded quickly, but there were waves of condolences like the sound of wind coming from outside the house.
People speak human language, and ghosts also have a special language, death language.
This female ghost is not ignorant. She still wants to communicate, so everything can be discussed.
You Mengzhi cheered up and listened for a while, then glared at Lao Ba with a strange expression.
Lao Baba felt guilty and could only lower his head and look at his toes.
You Mengzhi's face twitched and he said word by word:
"You actually took all the nine-orifice plugs from people's bodies?!"
Lao Baba now dares to refute, so he just nods and bows:
"Pay it back! I'll pay it back!"
You Mengzhi took the nine-orifice plugs of various styles and exquisiteness from Lao Baba's hands, walked out of the window, placed them in the darkness, and then silently recited the true secret of transformation.
After a while, a gentle breeze blew up, enchanting your eyes.
When You Mengzhi and Lao Baba took a closer look again, several pieces of jade on the ground had disappeared.
Lao Baba seemed to be dehydrated. He kept wiping the sweat from his face and muttered:
"Alas! After all the fuss, it was all in vain."
"I'm still thinking about hiding these things and selling them when I get out of prison. I can also go to pick up my wife from my father-in-law's place and repair my precious son's grave."
The news about the other party's tomb robbery and rescue of his son flashed across You Mengzhi's mind, and he sighed helplessly. He glanced at the black cylindrical object in Lao Baba's hand with his peripheral vision, and couldn't help but feel a little curious:
"This is a yang-y item in your hand."
Lao Baba followed You Mengzhi's eyes and couldn't help feeling a little complacent. He raised the object in his hand:
“This is a good thing that only our industry knows!”
"This is the black donkey's hoof passed down from my ancestors. It is said to be hundreds of years old!"
"I'm not bragging, this thing can fight evil spirits at the top and cure zombie rice dumplings at the bottom."
Lao Baba handed over Hei Donkey's hand and paused. He suddenly seemed to have thought of something, his muscles all over his body were trembling, and his face became a little more flattering:
"If you are willing, sister, I will pass on this black donkey's hoof to you."
"My father-in-law looks down on me and thinks that it was me who went to the grave and lost my moral integrity that caused my son to get sick. I sold this because I just wanted to go home and see them."
"Twenty years ago, someone paid 20 yuan to buy it. Now, 18 yuan will be given to you."
Thanks for the pen refill~Thank you for Bing Xin’s two babies~
Let me see which baby has not given the extra votes to the author~
(End of this chapter)
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