After my voice was eavesdropped, I became the favorite of the imperial court.
Chapter 416: Wine can strengthen your courage
Chapter 416: Wine can strengthen your courage
It was past midnight when Mu Nanjin woke up, and the sun had already shone into the house from outside.
She opened her eyes and saw five children guarding her bed. She couldn't tell for a moment whether she was in a dream or reality, and just looked at the curtain in a daze.
【Am I dreaming? 】
"Mother, are you sober?" Bai Hu climbed onto Mu Nanjin's chest and asked.
Mu Nanjin looked at him: "Am I drunk?"
Bai Hu nodded his little head.
Mu Nanjin asked again: "Did I hit someone?"
Bai Hu tilted his little head and thought: "Probably not."
Mu Nanjin lightly smacked her eyebrows: "If there is, there will be, and if there is not, there won't be. Why do you say there shouldn't be?"
Huan Chao said: "Mom, you ran out of the house and hid after you were drunk. Dad and the others couldn't find you, and we don't know if you hit anyone."
"I hid outside the house when I was drunk?"
Mu Nanjin thought about it carefully, but she only remembered that many people lined up to toast, and she had no memory after that: "I drank to pieces again."
White Pond:"……"
At this time, Zhenzhu came in with a wash basin: "Girl, the governor, the imperial master and a young man named Hei want to see you."
Mu Nanjin stood up and asked, "Why are they here? Is there something going on?"
"I didn't say it, but..." Zhenzhu hesitated and said, "Their faces don't look good."
"Did something happen?"
Mu Nanjin thought they had something to do, so she dressed and washed quickly, and then came to the hall.
Black Dragon Locust gave her a cold look.
Feng Simonan frowned.
Gu Ming asked solemnly: "Mu Nanjin, do you still remember what you did when you were drunk?"
"What did you do?"
Seeing their bad expressions, Mu Nanjin asked, "Did I hit you?"
"What do you think?"
Gu Ming turned his head slightly to let Mu Nanjin see his wound.
Mu Nanjin: "..."
[The location of this wound...]
She was puzzled: "Aren't you a god? How could I, a cultivator, hurt you?"
Gu Ming sneered: "You are very smart, you know how to use my body to knock me out."
Mu Nanjin: "..."
【Huh……】
[Why is it exactly the same as what I dreamed about in my dream? 】
[Isn’t this a dream? ! But he actually did it! ? 】
[Then is it true that after I knocked Gu Ming unconscious, I touched his chest? ! 】
Black Dragon Locust and Feng Si turned their heads to look at Gu Ming.
[Wow, no wonder the things in the dream are so real, it turns out I really did it. 】
[I have to say that Gu Ming has a really good figure, a strong chest, eight powerful abdominal muscles, and a perfect mermaid line, hehe. 】
[It is said that wine can strengthen courage, and it is indeed true. I have done all the things I would dare to think about or dare not do after drinking, hehe. 】
Black Dragonfly, Feng Sinan, Gu Ming: "..."
Mu Nanjin suddenly thought of a certain scene, and his expression suddenly turned ugly.
[Speaking of which, Gu Ming’s leg hair ruins his image too much. 】
[Fortunately, I shaved off his leg hair at that time, and then all the other hair on his body. Finally, I cast a spell so that he would never grow hair again, so I don’t have to worry about seeing him suddenly in the future. Leg hair, hee hee. 】
Black Dragonfly, Feng Sinan, Gu Ming: "..."
Does she hate men with hairy legs so much?
[The smooth and white legs are a pleasure to look at, but I wonder if Gu Ming will be angry. 】
[His face is so dark now, he must be very angry. 】
Black Dragon Locust sent a message to Gu Ming [Is it really all shaved off? 〗
Gu Ming: "..." Black Dragon Locust is really curious: Has the area between the legs been shaved as well? 〗
Gu Ming replied coldly: "I haven't shaved yet." 〗
〖Since you haven’t shaved off, why does your face look so bad? 〗
Gu Ming scolded him: "You look ugly too. Did you shave it off?" 〗
If the other party dares to say that he has shaved off, he will...
〖No. 〗
〖snort. 〗
Gu Ming turned around and asked Feng Sinan, "Have you been shaved?" 〗
Feng Simonan gave him a look that said, "If I hadn't been shaved, I wouldn't be sitting here."
Gu Ming narrowed his eyes. Was the area between the legs shaved? 〗
Feng Simon's face sank. "What nonsense are you talking about?" 〗
Gu Ming snorted coldly and asked Mu Nanjin, "Mu Nanjin, should you give me an explanation?"
Mu Nanjin said: "I'm drunk."
[I didn’t expect that I would become so smart when I was drunk, hee hee. 】
She added: "Didn't you agree that you would knock me out if I got drunk? Why didn't you take action?"
Gu Ming: "..."
How could it be that it was his fault?
Black Dragonfly asked Gu Ming: "Why didn't you knock her out?"
Gu Ming said quietly: "She ran too fast, and I didn't have time to knock her out."
Feng Simon sighed silently: "It's useless to blame anyone now. We should think about how to make people's hair grow."
Mu Nanjin asked: "What happened to the people's hair?"
Black Dragon Locust said: "Go to the gate and see for yourself."
Mu Nanjin got up and went to the gate of the Duke's Mansion. He saw that the men passing by were either bare-headed or had cloth towels wrapped around their heads. From time to time, they could be heard scolding the men who had shaved their heads.
She asked Gu Ming and the others who were following behind them: "Isn't it because I shaved their hair?"
"What do you say?"
Mu Nanjin: "..."
[I stopped fighting when I was drunk, but fell in love with shaving! ? 】
[But you can’t blame me for this. If you do, blame Gong Xiurong. If he hadn’t said that all men in the world have hairy legs, I wouldn’t have done such an obscene thing when I was drunk. 】
[Oh, I’d better drink less in the future. 】
Mu Nanjin said to Feng Simonan: "You are the national master, and everyone has full confidence in your ability. Therefore, if you can make a hair-growing heavy rain and hair grows in a short period of time, everyone will not be surprised."
Gu Ming nodded: "It's feasible."
Feng Simonan: "..."
Two quarters of an hour later, hundreds of guards rode out of the palace, rushed to the streets of the inner city and the outer city, and shouted loudly.
"In half an hour, the National Preceptor will pray to the sky for rain. Please prepare the people who have lost their hair to get wet in the rain."
"In half an hour, the National Preceptor will pray to the sky for rain. Please prepare the people who have lost their hair to get wet in the rain."
The people were confused: "Shengfa Rain? What is Shengfa Rain?"
The guard explained: "It's heavy rain that can make hair grow quickly."
The people were delighted and said, "Is it true? The Imperial Master really asked for rain?"
"Thank you, Master National Preceptor. Master National Preceptor is like an immortal descending to earth."
"It's great, we don't have to go bareheaded anymore."
Half an hour later, dark clouds gathered over the capital, instantly shrouding it in darkness.
Suddenly, there was a crash and it started pouring rain.
The common people who had their heads shaved rushed out to soak in the rain, and some old women whose hair was about to fall out also rushed out to soak in the rain.
Everyone cheered in the rain, and some people shouted that the national preceptor was a god, and that it would rain in half an hour. Some children had a water fight in the rain, which was more fun than a festival.
The rain lasted for an hour before it gradually stopped. The dark clouds dispersed and the sun illuminated the entire land.
Thank you Mao Tou and Ling An for the reward.
——I spent the past two days with my children to celebrate Children’s Day, so I stopped updating yesterday and will make up for it when I have time.
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