Douluo Jueshi: Who let him join Shrek!

"Really?"

Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing all had some doubts. Although it sounded a bit strange, Jiang Ming, a descendant from ten thousand years in the future, would not have had the idea of ​​collecting their stories if it weren't for this.

Thinking about it that way, what Jiang Ming said might indeed be true.

"That must be true!"

Jiang Ming said confidently, while also feeling somewhat fortunate.

Although he exaggerated some historical facts and even made some dramatic changes to increase the book's entertainment value, the majority of the book is devoted to describing the male characters Dai Mubai, Oscar, Tang San, and Ma Hongjun, with very little description of the female characters.

He considered it for a moment. If someone spread rumors within a controllable range, and simply collected some unofficial histories and compiled them into a book, he wouldn't actually be angry as long as it wasn't too outrageous.

But if anyone dares to spread rumors about Zhang Lexuan and the others, he will definitely make trouble for them!

So, when he first started writing this, he actually had a plan in mind.

This is why, even though Dai Mubai and Tang San both saw the book, they didn't actually cause him any trouble.

"Ancestor Xiaowu, if you are not satisfied with this book, I will have someone revise it right now! Immediately! Or just have it recalled and burned!"

He started this out of boredom, or rather, to satisfy his creative desires and, incidentally, to add some entertainment options for the people of Douluo Continent and enrich the entertainment content promoted by the Ming Le Chamber of Commerce.

But now that the book has caught the attention of the gods in the divine realm, it should be put away to avoid unnecessary trouble.

It's not that I'm cowardly, but rather that there's no need for it.

This isn't a big deal in itself. He's currently in the most crucial period of inheriting the divine status, and it's not a good thing for other gods to be targeting him over something like this.

"Recycling and incinerating are unnecessary, but some things in your book are completely exaggerated or even fabricated. These things need to be changed! We'll take a closer look at your book later and give you some suggestions for revision."

Given that Jiang Ming meant well, Xiao Wu and the others did not intend for him to simply collect and burn the book. Instead, they planned to study it carefully and then offer suggestions for revision.

Perfect timing, those few are quite bored in the divine realm, they can use this to pass the time.

"also."

Jiang Ming nodded.

As I said before, this is a small matter.

Right now, his real priorities are just a few things: becoming a god and helping his wives become gods. These are the most important things.

The secondary priority is to resolve the issues with the Sun Moon Empire, but the revenge for Xu Tianran's situation must still be taken.

The other things are generally not particularly important.

"By the way, Ancestor Xiao Wu, Tang Wutong is your and Ancestor Tang San's daughter, right?"

As the light of the divine mark was about to fade and disappear, Jiang Ming seemed to remember something and suddenly spoke.

Hearing this, Xiao Wu, who was about to end the call, frowned slightly and said, "Yes, Xiao Qi is my daughter. No, shouldn't she be called Wang Dong'er now? How do you know her real name?"

After Tang Wutong descended to the mortal realm, she was given the name Wang Dong'er. In the entire Douluo Continent, apart from Niu Tian and Titan, it was impossible for anyone to know the name Tang Wutong.

Hearing Xiao Wu's questioning tone, Jiang Ming immediately understood what was going on.

Good heavens, so Tang San sealed his daughter's memories without consulting Xiao Wu?

then this
He's not the type to stir up trouble.

"Ancestor Xiao Wu, Ancestor Tang San... he... sigh, I don't know if I should say this or not. Ancestor Tang San told me before that I couldn't tell anyone else."

Jiang Ming hesitated, as if he was weighing some kind of decision.

Upon hearing Jiang Ming's tone, Xiao Wu's eyes narrowed, realizing that something was amiss.

"Say!"

"But what about Tang San's ancestor?"

"I'll handle things with Third Brother! Just tell me! If Third Brother keeps asking, Sister Xiaowu will protect you!"

Xiao Wu's words were full of domineering power, as if she had returned to her former self at Notting Academy.

Dai Mubai, who witnessed everything, immediately sensed that something was amiss.

This kid's looking for trouble!

He wanted to remind Jiang Ming not to say certain things carelessly, but with Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing watching from the side, he had no chance to remind him at all.

"In that case, well, then I'll tell you."

Jiang Ming's tone remained hesitant, as if he were about to reveal some earth-shattering secret.

"Say!"

Xiao Wu said in a deep voice.

So Jiang Ming said, "Ancestor Xiao Wu, just now, Yu Hao and I... You know Yu Hao, right? He and Dong'er are lovers."

Xiao Wu from the divine realm nodded.

Regarding Dong'er's romantic relationships, Niu Tian and Titan had already told her about it when she brought Huo Yuhao back to Haotian Fort. In fact, she had observed Huo Yuhao for a while and was quite satisfied with him.

Despite the fact that Jiang Ming seems more like the chosen one between Huo Yuhao and Jiang Ming now, with his superior cultivation speed and strength, Xiao Wu would actually prefer her daughter Tang Wutong to be with Huo Yuhao if she had the choice.

The reason is simple: Jiang Ming is a fickle scumbag, while Huo Yuhao, at least, has his heart set on Dong'er.

Of course, whether Jiang Ming is a philandering scumbag or a pure and kind man, as long as he doesn't get involved with her daughter, she won't concern herself with other people's business.

"Some time ago, Dong'er suddenly felt something was wrong with her spiritual sea and soul, so she left the academy and returned to Haotian Fort. Yuhao and I were worried about her, so we came to Haotian Fort to see Dong'er and see if we could help, but we found her unconscious."

Jiang Ming continued speaking, not in a hurry, but telling the story little by little, laying the groundwork.

"I tried to use my spiritual power to examine the illness within Dong'er's spiritual sea, but as soon as I entered, I was pulled to the God Realm by Tang San's ancestor, and then..."

"When my spiritual energy returned, Dong'er also woke up, but she had lost all her memories of Wang Dong'er. She no longer recognized me or Huo Yuhao, only saying that she was Tang Wutong, and only recognized Niu Tian and Titan. I feel that this is not a normal phenomenon. Logically speaking, Tang San, as Dong'er's father, should have only restored Dong'er's previous memories, not made her lose them again! I feel that there might be some problems here."

Jiang Ming didn't say it directly, even though he knew that it was Tang San who sealed Tang Wutong's memories of Wang Dong'er, but he couldn't say it outright.

However, we can't say it directly; we can shift the focus to Tang San's side!
As for why this was done
On one hand, after talking with Tang San, he clearly sensed something was wrong. This Tang San seemed different from the Tang San he remembered. It felt like Tang San's mindset had become somewhat twisted and obsessive.

In this situation, it would be useless to ask him to understand or persuade, and he and Tang San are not that familiar with each other. Tang San might not listen to what he says, but it would be different if Xiao Wu went.

The purpose of having Xiaowu persuade them was quite simple.

He and Zhang Lexuan and the other women were about to go to the God Realm. Once they arrived, they would all ascend to godhood as well as those from Douluo Continent, and they would definitely have to make contact with Tang San.

A Tang San who matches his image is easier to deal with than a Tang San who is obsessive and twisted. This is paving the way for his future entry into the God Realm.

On the other hand, it lies with Huo Yuhao.

Huo Yuhao was, after all, his junior brother, and Wang Dong'er, no, Tang Wutong was also his junior sister. Even though Tang San was Tang Wutong's father, he really couldn't stand by and watch him do this.

It wasn't that he was acting as Huo Yuhao's nanny; it was just that his personality made him unable to stand such behavior.

If Huo Yuhao and Tang Wutong had nothing to do with him, he wouldn't bother with this matter, since he had so many other things to do.

But unfortunately, one of them is a junior brother and the other is a junior sister, and the junior sister has a frighteningly powerful background, so much so that even Elder Mu cannot intervene.

In reality, he couldn't interfere; even an upright official finds it difficult to settle family disputes. However, he could delegate the matter to someone capable of handling it.

Based on their conversation just now, Jiang Ming felt that Xiao Wu seemed to be relatively normal.

"what?!"

Xiao Wu frowned immediately upon hearing Jiang Ming's statement.

"Third Brother sealed away Seven's memories? Why would he do that?!"

Previously, when Tang San sealed Tang Wutong's divine consciousness in the God Realm when she descended to the mortal realm and placed that part of her divine consciousness on the Emperor Beast, she did not quite agree.

After all, Tang Wutong was only twelve years old at that time. At the age of twelve, her father had taken a part of her memories from her body and put them into someone else's body. This behavior made her, as a mother, very uncomfortable.

But later Tang San said it was to better train his daughter, and with the protection and care of Niu Tian and Titan, she didn't say anything more.

But now, my daughter has grown up and experienced a lot of trials, and now she's being sealed away again!
Previously, they sealed their daughter's memories and consciousness in the God Realm. Now that the seal on those memories and consciousness in the God Realm has been lifted, they've sealed her memories in Douluo Continent again. This is simply...
Even though Xiao Wu trusts Tang San unconditionally, the fact that he was messing with her daughter's memories still made her very angry!

That's his daughter! Not a tool!

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and her expression turned ugly.

"Xiao Wu, calm down first. Maybe Third Brother has other plans?"

Seeing that something seemed amiss, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing quickly offered words of comfort.

Zhu Zhuqing also gave Dai Mubai a wink, signaling him to comfort Xiao Wu as well.

Dai Mubai was speechless. "You guys insisted on asking, and now you've caused trouble."
However, he is, after all, the leader of the Shrek Seven Devils, and there are some things he still needs to do.

“Xiao Wu, I think that Xiao San did this to test Huo Yuhao. After all, you only have one daughter. Although Xiao Qi has been in Douluo Continent for more than ten years, one year in Douluo Continent is equivalent to one day in the God Realm. So, she has only spent about ten days in the God Realm.”

In just over ten days, when Xiao Qi went to Douluo Continent, she was only twelve years old. Xiao San's mindset hadn't changed, leading to somewhat extreme methods of protecting Xiao Qi. That's understandable.

Dai Mubai tried to exonerate Tang San from this angle.

In fact, it wasn't just Tang San; his uncles, aunts, and other relatives also felt a sense of disconnect.

If Xiao Qi had lived in the God Realm until adulthood and then gone to Douluo Continent, or simply grown up on Douluo Continent, they wouldn't have felt this sense of separation.

But Xiao Qi ran away to Douluo Continent when she was twelve years old.

They lived together in the divine realm for twelve years, and then Xiao Qi descended to the mortal realm, and they fell in love just over ten days later.
This sense of disconnect is too strong!

Reason tells them that Xiao Qi has already come of age on the Douluo Continent.

But the divine realm's thinking told them that Xiao Qi was only a little over twelve years old.

The clash of these two mindsets creates a strong sense of rift!

The uncles and elders were fine, and even Xiao Wu was fine, since Xiao Wu herself was a 100,000-year-old soul beast who cultivated into human form, so she was quite adaptable to this kind of time separation.

But Tang San was clearly not used to this.

So even though Huo Yuhao was the chosen one he had long anticipated, and even though Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong'er seemed to love each other very much, he still wanted to put Huo Yuhao and his daughter through more trials and tribulations through constant testing and admonition. He had even planned that he would never allow Huo Yuhao to touch Tang Wutong before Huo Yuhao and Tang Wutong became gods.

He needs to adjust to the fact that his daughter, Tang Wutong, is now an adult.

In this clash of conflicting ideas, his mentality and behavior appear extremely distorted and perverse.

"Ancestor Xiao Wu, Ancestor Xiao Wu?"

Jiang Ming looked at the War God's inheritance mark in front of him, whose golden light was gradually fading, and called out softly a few times, but received no response.

In fact, Dai Mubai had already cut off the call.

If Jiang Ming continues talking, who knows what kind of trouble he might cause.

Seeing the divine inheritance mark return to the Sea of ​​Spirit, Jiang Ming shook his head and flew towards Shrek Academy again.

Meanwhile, in the God Realm, after being persuaded by Dai Mubai, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu left the War God Palace and returned to the place where she and Tang San lived.

Seeing Xiao Wu return, Tang San waved his hand and put away the book he was holding.

Jiang Ming's book does contain too many unofficial historical accounts, so he needs to revise it. Besides, the titles are ridiculous.

What is the story he and Hu Liena had to tell in the Killing City?

It makes it seem like the killing capital is a place for romance, but the reality is nothing like the exaggerated description in the book.

"Third brother."

When Tang San saw Xiao Wu walk up to him expressionlessly, he was stunned for a moment and instinctively felt that something was wrong.

"Xiao Wu, what's wrong?"

Tang San asked with some confusion.

Suddenly, Xiao Wu raised her head, a charming smile on her face, and said, "Third Brother, it's been so long since we've sparred."

Before Tang San could react, Xiao Wu lunged forward, her eyes instantly turning pink as she unleashed her charm skill, causing Tang San to momentarily lose his composure.

Immediately afterwards, she unleashed her signature move!

A devastating eight-stage throw!
"Xiao Wu, this..."

Before Tang San could even understand what was happening, Xiao Wu had already lifted him up.

boom!
Snapped!
click!
As a God King, Tang San's current divine body could not possibly be crippled by Xiao Wu's Eight-Stage Explosive Slam.

But this thing hurts!

More importantly, he had absolutely no idea what was going on.

Why did Xiao Wu suddenly use her "Explosive Eight-Stage Slam" attack on him?! What on earth happened?! (End of Chapter)