Traveling across the globe for the first time

Chapter 1053 Three Cats
Although Cang Mao tried very hard to open his eyes wide, they still looked like two thin slits to others. Only when he started to speak could one see where his mouth was.

The cangmao raised its big, fleshy head and said lazily, "You know me? Then we should be acquaintances! Why don't I remember you?"
Forget it, maybe it’s been too long and I forgot.

Whoever you are, hurry up and get something delicious. This cat is starving to death!"

Zhang Haoran confirmed that the meat ball was a cang cat, and finally knew which level he was at. This was the level where the Spirit Emperor was.

He is neither a European king nor an unlucky one, and his luck is just average. He was a little disappointed that he didn't get the level he wanted to go to.

"Forget it! At least my luck wasn't too bad. I didn't get into a fight for no reason, and I didn't miss an important opportunity. That's all.

But it seems like there's no benefit to be gained from this level."

The Spirit Emperor's clone in this level replaced the projection here a long time ago, and it was also a clone that wanted to rebel. In order to shield the main body from sensing the clone, it also took the initiative to block the origin path.

The Spirit Emperor is the weakest among all the emperors. Even if her clone is a little special, it should not be anything good.

Since there is no benefit, just pass the level quickly.

Zhang Haoran looked at the three cats and felt depressed. How could such cute gray cats be raised like this?
Although he had known that the third cat would be fat, he had never expected it to be this fat. It lay there, looking like a large pillow, round, fat, and fleshy, and did not look like a cat at all.

When Zhang Haoran was a child, he saw real fat pigs at a classmate's house in the countryside. Except for eating, the pigs usually lay motionless in the pigsty. Even if you kicked them a few times, they would only grunt and ignore you. Because the pigs were so fat, it was difficult for them to stand up. When they stood up, their bellies would probably drag on the ground.

He originally thought that was the extreme of fatness.

But the gray cat in front of him refreshed his understanding of obesity.

The third cat is really fatter than a pig. Its limbs are squeezed by fat, just like sausages in a hamburger. Its four short legs definitely can't reach the ground. I really don't know how it walks normally. Does it roll around on the ground?

Tsk!
Don't think too much, that scene is too eye-catching.

Zhang Haoran took two steps forward and came to the cat's bed. He leaned over and touched the big, chubby head and said, "Cang Mao! You've grown ugly!
You’re already so fat, stop thinking about eating all the time!
When you have nothing to do, you can also exercise and lose weight.

So, can you still leave the cat bed by yourself now?"

When the three cats heard this, their eyes widened a little more, and they said as a matter of course: "This place is so small, there is nothing here, what else can I do besides eating?
Stop talking nonsense, and bring out the delicious food if you have any. It’s best if it’s something I’ve never tasted before, otherwise you won’t be able to pass today.”

The third cat muttered softly again, "I was sleeping soundly just now, and even ate a lot of delicious dried fish in my dream.

I have to make it up to you for waking me up suddenly.

If you can't come up with any delicious food, then come over and brush and massage this cat. You can pass the level only when this cat falls asleep again.

Oh!
correct!

You know me, so we're acquaintances, but even acquaintances can't give me face. That's the rule of this level."

After saying this, the big head of the cangmao, which had been raised with great difficulty, lay down again. Its lazy look was so painful to look at.

Zhang Haoran suddenly looked towards the stairs. He now had an urge to rush up to the second floor, grab the Spirit Emperor's clone, and beat him up severely.

How can you keep a pet like this? Is this still a cat? Even pigs aren't this fat!
Seeing Zhang Haoran looking towards the stairs with murderous eyes, Sanmao immediately became alert and quickly reminded him: "What do you want to do? The second floor is not a place you can go.

Upstairs is the fat man's bedroom, and no male creature is allowed to enter.

The fat girl is very powerful. If you piss her off, you might get beaten to death."

After giving the reminder, Sanmao muttered, "That's only in this small world. If it were in the Heavenly Court era, you would be castrated if you dared to get within a thousand meters of the Spirit Emperor Palace.

Every time Silly Dog asks me to go out and play, I only bark a few times from a distance."

Maybe Sanmao is too old and a little demented, and he always mumbles a few words after speaking.

Of course, it could also be that it hasn't woken up yet.

After hearing Cang Mao's advice, Zhang Haoran retracted the steps he had taken. There was no benefit in fighting with the Spirit Emperor's clone here. To be more precise, there was nothing he wanted in this level. It would be better for him to feed Cang Mao quickly and leave early. Seeing the three cats in that state always made him feel a little uncomfortable.

At this time, a cold voice came from upstairs.

"Stupid cat! Shut up! Just eat your food and stop talking nonsense."

The projection of the Spirit Emperor did not show up, but just scolded. She was very dissatisfied with the name of Fatty. It would be fine to call him that when there was no one around, but now there were outsiders here.

In fact, she was more afraid that Cangmao would explain to the other party the origin of the name "Fatty".

No matter how powerful the Spirit Emperor is, she is still a woman. It would be embarrassing if Cang Mao said that she was called a fat woman because her breasts were too big.

In fact, she really wanted to go downstairs and look at Cang Mao, so that she would not say anything more shocking. She should not be fooled by Cang Mao's cute appearance. He did a lot of unreliable things.

The reason why Tiangou and Shipo were able to sneak in and peek at Linghuang taking a bath was definitely because Cangmao let them in.

Otherwise, the Linghuang Palace is guarded by a formation, how could two Poba sneak in?
However, after sensing Zhang Haoran's breath, the Spirit Emperor began to hesitate again.

The opponent's aura was very powerful. Even through a layer of floor, the Spirit Emperor could sense that the opponent's Qi and blood were very strong. That was the strength of Qi and blood that had undergone three qualitative changes.

More importantly, the Spirit Emperor sensed a very special resentment from Zhang Haoran.

That is the resentment that only appears when the emperor's clone dies.

The Spirit Emperor is also an incarnation, and is extremely sensitive to this kind of resentment. She understands that she is at the bottom of the list among the emperors. Although this clone has been specially strengthened, it is not much stronger than other emperor clones.

If Zhang Haoran can kill the emperor's clone, he can also kill her.

So she didn't want to meet the other party, so as to avoid any conflict that would end badly.

If the person who comes is an unruly person and says something outrageous, it will be very difficult for her to deal with it.

Should she teach him a lesson? She was afraid she couldn't win!

But keeping silent would damage the dignity of the emperor, so it is better not to meet.

If she wasn't afraid that Cang Mao would say something even more shocking, she wouldn't have wanted to yell at him and draw his attention to herself.

When Zhang Haoran heard the Spirit Emperor's voice, he suddenly felt a surge of anger in his heart and asked harshly, "You are the Spirit Emperor, right?
Is there anyone who keeps pets like you?
Look at what you've fed it into. Does it still look like a cat?
Even a pig wouldn’t be this fat!”

As he spoke, he stroked the cat twice, then scratched its chin out of habit.

Ah!
Being able to find the chin of a gray cat from a large mass of flesh also shows how sharp the swordsman's perception is.

"Oh!"

Cang Mao narrowed his eyes comfortably and said, "Who are you? You are not allowed to talk to the fat girl like that. She is doing this for my own good. What else can I do here besides eating and sleeping? As long as I feel comfortable, that's all that matters."

Zhang Haoran paused, not knowing what to say. This was a case of Zhou Yu fighting Huang Gai, one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten. It was a matter between master and servant, so it was difficult for him to interfere.

So he said angrily: "My name is Zhang Haoran, and people in the three realms call me the Sword Master.

Ah!
Your true form is the Azure Cat from the Three Realms, and it has always been asking me to open a shop. Call me whatever you like.

When Sanmao heard him talk about his true self, he immediately became interested and asked curiously, "You run a shop?

Why does this name sound weird!

Opening a shop!

How is Big Cat now?

I heard from the guy who called himself Xiaojian last time that Big Cat was in a bad situation. He had to accompany him whenever he went out fishing because he was afraid of being hunted down by novice warriors. After he left, Big Cat could only stay in Kuancang Mountain to sleep.

I heard that Kuancang Mountain is not much bigger than here. Will the big cat have anything to eat after waking up?
When you go out, could you please bring some small fish for the big cat? I don’t have much here.

However, you can give it half.

Tell it to come here to see the second cat when it's free, and remember to bring some delicious food. There are usually few people here, and this cat doesn't get to eat anything good except small fish."

Zhang Haoran guessed that the small fish in Sanmao's mouth was the life fish, and it was very generous to the cang cat.

At the same time, he also sighed in his heart that Sanmao understood Cangmao better.

Indeed, before leaving Kuancang Mountain, all the edible things there were eaten by the cang cats. Only a bare palace was left on the huge Kuancang Mountain. Even the demon plants used to collect energy were eaten by the cang cats!
"hehe!"

Zhang Haoran stroked the soft fur of the three cats. You know what, the chubby fur felt very nice.

He whispered, "Big Cat is fine now!

In our world, there are tens of thousands of delicious foods for him to choose from. All he does every day is eat and eat, and he basically doesn't even have time to sleep.

Now our human world is the most powerful force in the Three Realms, so you don’t have to worry about the big cat being bullied.

In addition, the Emperor Zhan Tian here also has a cat, so you are not the second cat, but the third cat.

I just came from over there, and Ermao is not as fat as you, he looks much more normal."

Three cats is fine, it doesn’t care anyway.

An envious expression appeared on the chubby face: "I really envy big cats. They can run around everywhere, have someone to protect them so they are not afraid of being bullied, and they have so many delicious foods.

Unlike me, there is only so much space here, and even if I want to take a walk, I have nowhere to go."

"With your size, you still want to go for a stroll?"

Zhang Haoran pointed at the three cats' disproportionately short legs and said, "Even if this place were tens of thousands of times bigger, what would happen? Can you still walk on your paws now?"

After he finished speaking, he habitually wanted to hold the cat in his arms and pet it for a few times!

As soon as he caught the cat, he felt something was wrong.

"Damn! Why is it so heavy? It seems that the Cang Mao is not all fat!"

After picking it up, he realized that the Cang Mao's weight was astonishing. If it was thrown out like a shot put, it would definitely knock the Six Heavenly Kings unconscious.

He also discovered that the reason why the Cang Mao was so fat was not because of too much fat, but because of the huge amount of energy accumulated in his body. If all of this energy was converted into qi and blood, it might be even stronger than the average strongest person.

Zhang Haoran suddenly thought of something. In the original novel, when Emperor Zhan Tiandi finally bent his bow and shot Emperor Tiandi, it seemed that he used the three cats as arrows.

The Spirit Emperor allowed the three cats to accumulate so much energy in their bodies, could it be just for that last arrow?

You know what, it's really possible.

Seeing with one’s own eyes that the Emperor of Heaven is the obsession of this avatar.

For the Cang Cat to become the trash can of the three realms, its physique must be very special, otherwise it would not be able to digest so much negative energy.

The three cats should also have similar abilities. Only with its special physique can it store energy far beyond its own realm.

These old silver coins can take tens of thousands of years to come up with a plan. It makes me feel sick just thinking about it.

If you have that much time, you might as well use it to improve your strength. Aren't you tired of all these conspiracies and tricks? Even the three cats have become so fat.

Seeing him dazed while holding the blue cat, the Spirit Emperor, fearing his secret would be discovered, immediately reminded him, "Sword Master! Your mission is to serve the blue cat well, make him delicious food, bathe him, and give him a massage. Only when the blue cat is satisfied can you pass the level. These are the rules of this level."

A figure appeared at the stairs, but only a pair of feet were revealed and it did not continue to walk down.

When Zhang Haoran saw this scene, he felt funny. The Spiritual Emperor was obviously afraid of him, but he pretended to be fearless and maintained the so-called dignity of an emperor.

I'm not a foot fetishist, what's the point of just playing with my feet?
In fact, the Spirit Emperor is in a very special state now. She cannot use her origin easily, otherwise her thoughts will be sensed by her main body and tens of thousands of years of planning will be wasted.

So, she didn't want to have a conflict.

Zhang Haoran knew why the three cats were so fat, so he no longer had so much resentment towards the Spirit Emperor.

After patting the three cats, ripples appeared on their chubby bodies.

He said calmly, "Feeding the cat, right? That's easy! But I always got good rewards for the levels I passed before. What's the reward for this level?"

The Spiritual Emperor said coldly: "I have no rewards here. To be more precise, you should not look down on those rewards.

You should quickly feed the cat and leave as soon as possible. Don't waste time here."

Zhang Haoran knew that the Spirit Emperor was not going to give him any benefits.

It would be absolute nonsense to say that there was nothing here that could move his heart.

The three cats were able to become so fat, they must have eaten a lot of life fish.
He was about to forge jade bones, so the more the better for his vitality. He didn't want to pass the level in vain without getting any benefits.

"hehe!"

Zhang Haoran chuckled and said, "Don't be so stingy!

If you can offer me a reward that satisfies me, I don't mind giving you and the three cats some benefits.

I have a way to block the connection between you and my original body.

You don't need to block the origin path anymore, you can burst out with all your strength!"

Seeing the cautious look of the Spirit Emperor, if he asked directly for the Life Fish, the other party might turn hostile.

After all, the Life Fish is very important to the Spirit Queen and is related to her ultimate plan.

So he prepared to take out a treasure that the other party could not refuse to tempt him.

(End of this chapter)