With a plug-in, I can kill through the dungeon world
Chapter 288 The Contractor’s Sexy Operations [1 words]
Chapter 288 The Contractor’s Sexy Operations [ words]
A warm feeling emerged from the fireplace and then spread to the surroundings.
The originally dim light became a little brighter at this moment.
The original eerie feeling also disappeared.
The temperature should have been below zero before, but when the fireplace started burning, the temperature immediately rose to above zero, and the temperature was still rising slowly.
"When this fireplace is lit, it will release some kind of power that will turn the castle into something like a safe zone?"
Mu Rufeng nodded slightly, this thing is pretty good.
Seeing that there was still some time, Mu Rufeng did not stay here too long. He planned to go to the castle to check it out.
When Mu Rufeng opened the door and walked out, there was a dark corridor outside.
The surrounding walls are relatively old and even decayed in some places.
Mu Rufeng thought for a while, released the ghosts and then rushed in all directions as much as possible.
Mu Rufeng closed the door, then took out the key and locked the door directly.
As for other places, they seemed to be protected by rules and he couldn't enter.
Surprisingly, he appeared again at the stairs on the second floor.
There are only ten minutes until those players arrive.
Mu Rufeng looked at the time, it was already six fifty.
Then Mu Rufeng began to explore the castle.
There is also a larger living room at the end of the corridor, very Western style.
【Powerful Lock】: A very powerful lock.
Is he going? Is he going up?
After thinking about it, Mu Rufeng stepped forward.
Then Mu Rufeng continued to walk upward.
It can be seen that this castle must not have been repaired very much.
Mu Rufeng immediately installed a powerful lock directly on the door.
Effect: A level 5 prop that can install a powerful lock on the door lock to enhance the anti-theft properties of the house.
The second floor seemed to be a residential area, his room was on the far right, and there were multiple rooms in the corridor behind.
[Butler Dogura Sen, please note that only one fireplace is lit, and you cannot go to the third floor, otherwise unpredictable changes will occur in a bad direction]
A cold wind rushed in, causing the temperature in the room to drop a bit, but soon, the warm feeling resurfaced and spread out to the corridor.
Mu Rufeng immediately tried to fly up, but she also returned to the second floor.
Mu Rufeng released ghosts to protect her whole body, and then stepped into it again.
The third floor was shrouded in a layer of black fog. It was so dark that even his eyes could not see clearly.
It's just that when Mu Rufeng stepped onto the third floor, his eyes blurred, and then he appeared at the stairs of the second floor.
Just kidding, with such a high luck value, could it put his life in danger in the worst possible direction?
However, considering some things, Mu Rufeng also took out the ten treasured bones at the same time and directly used [Life or Death] and Potential Explosion.
It's just that there are very few places he can go now, they are all with basic facilities and are also covered by the warm light of the fireplace.
After it is turned on, he, the so-called NPC, first enters the dungeon, and then the dungeon will randomly select participating players to join.
Then he was covered with thunder and fire armor, directly putting his strength at its peak.
"Huh?" Mu Rufeng frowned slightly, and he was brave enough to continue walking upward.
Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly remembered something and took out a certain prop.
He didn't forget that the housekeeper's rules stated that players were not allowed to enter his room.
There is something strange about this castle.
However, he had just entered the stairs and was about to go to the third floor when he heard a notification sound in his mind.
Mu Rufeng also knew that this copy of the Castle of Death was opened by Mu Rufeng with an invitation letter.
Mu Rufeng had the key and went in to take a look. It was a relatively normal dormitory.
It occupies about one-fifth of the castle.
"Huh? An unpredictable change in a bad direction?" Mu Rufeng's footsteps stopped in place.
And this area is actually where the warm light of the fireplace diffuses.
After a while, he just said that his ghost had only expanded a part of the area and could no longer expand.
However, this was not a problem for Mu Rufeng. He immediately activated the rule suppression and easily broke through the rule protection and entered it.
"Forget it if you can't go up. Let's find the fireplace first." Mu Rufeng shook her head and gave up entering the third floor.
Then he came to the third floor again. This time he did not rush up, but stood on the stairs one level lower.
He also guessed that there should be five fireplaces in total. If you light three, you can go to any place in the castle. What if you light five?
Can I go outside?
Later, Mu Rufeng tried to launch an attack to enter the third floor, but was swallowed up by the black mist as soon as he entered, without causing any wind.
From 6:30 to 7:00, this half hour should be the time to select players.
I didn't expect that there is a copy of this mechanism.
Mu Rufeng came downstairs immediately.
The layout downstairs is completely different from that upstairs.
Big, very big, with a ceiling height of ten meters, and a huge Western-style crystal lamp in the center.
The decoration is also extremely gorgeous, but it is said that they are all relatively old.
There is also a long table fifteen meters long and two meters wide placed in the middle of the lobby.
There are fifteen Western-style chairs on both sides of the long table, and together with the chair at the head of the long table, there are a total of thirty-one chairs.
Mu Rufeng looked around and found that this floor was just a lobby.
There are some strange murals carved on the walls, and the windows are all boarded up.
There is a huge iron door directly in front. Two pairs of armors stand on both sides of the iron door. Each of the armors holds a big sword in their hands.
It was indeed armor, and even Mu Rufeng and the ghosts could sense that there was nothing inside.
Mu Rufeng's eyes were fixed on the fireplace on the wall behind the long table.
This fireplace is even larger than the one in his room.
The hall was dark at the moment, but not quiet, because there was still a whistling sound of wind blowing in from the crack of the nailed window.
It is precisely this that makes the hall extremely cold.
Mu Rufeng immediately walked towards the fireplace.
After taking a look, I saw that it was no different from the fireplace in the room, just a little bigger.
At the same time, the required consumption is also greater.
[To light the fireplace, please put in soul coins. Every ten thousand soul coins can burn for half an hour. You can also put in corpses. One corpse can last for half a day.]
Mu Rufeng immediately took out two million and threw it directly into the fireplace.
The soul money burned instantly, and warmth spread from it, covering the entire hall at once.
The sound of the strong wind squeezing through the gaps has disappeared, and the coldness in the air is gradually fading away.
The crystal chandelier hanging from the roof also lit up.
The dark hall suddenly became brighter.
It was like a cold and dark cell suddenly turned into a bright and warm home.
[Congratulations to Butler Dogula Sen, you successfully lit two fireplaces. Please connect and leave again. When all fireplaces are lit, the castle will undergo unknown changes for the better]
"Light the fireplace?" Mu Rufeng looked at the time and saw that there were only the last few minutes left.
Mu Rufeng deployed Guixiao and tried to enter the third floor, but found that the third floor was still filled with black mist and could not expand at all.
It seems that the third floor requires certain conditions to be unlocked.
[Please note that in three minutes, players participating in the death game will arrive, please go to the courtyard for reception]
A message appeared in Mu Rufeng's mind.
After hearing this, Mu Rufeng no longer hesitated and strode towards the door.
But before Mu Rufeng could open the door, she saw the two pieces of armor moving.
They reached out and grabbed the iron door and slowly opened it.
Good guy, Mu Rufeng thought they were decorations, but she didn't expect them to be the doorman opening the door.
The moment the door opened, a cold wind roared in, mixed with some snowflakes.
Fortunately, Mu Rufeng's physique is now strong, and coupled with the ice attribute ability of the frost dragon Xiaolong, she is completely immune to the cold.
Mu Rufeng looked outside. Outside was a fairly small courtyard that was supposed to have green plants, but now it was all covered with ice and snow.
Those green plants should also be dead.
The wind was howling and the snow was flying. Outside the courtyard, all that could be seen was a vast expanse of white. Even further away, there was a white blizzard, making it impossible to see anything.
Cold, very cold. The temperature outside is at least 20 degrees below zero.
"Such heavy snow." Mu Rufeng glanced at it and felt a special feeling in her heart.
As a southerner, I don’t see snow a few times throughout the year. Even if I do, it’s mostly rice and sand that turns into water as soon as it hits the ground.
More freezing rain.
So when I see Daxue, I always have a very special feeling in my heart.
Heavy snow is standard in the north.
It's just that when Mu Rufeng went to the capital headquarters before, the temperature was just a little lower and there was no snow.
He also wanted to wait until it gets colder and go to the north to see the heavy snow. Unexpectedly, he saw heavy snow in the dungeon of the strange world.
Mu Rufeng thought for a while, and the ghosts were released, instantly clearing away the snow in the courtyard.
After the snow was cleared, the dead flowers, grass and trees were revealed.
Mu Rufeng suddenly thought of something and directly chopped up all the dead flowers, plants and trees, and also pulled out and chopped the roots of grass and trees underground.
Then Mu Rufeng took out a lot of green grass seeds and sprinkled them in the courtyard.
Then he took out several level five demon vine seeds and planted them.
After a while, the originally withered and silent courtyard suddenly turned into green grass.
The devil vines are hidden under the grass.
The change in environment suddenly gave the castle a different feeling.
Mu Rufeng then took out a lot of soul coins and crushed them, then controlled the ghost power in these soul coins to settle in the ground, and then was absorbed by the green grass and devil vines.
"It seems that there is still a lamp missing." Mu Rufeng looked at the dark courtyard and immediately took out an oil lamp from the inventory.
【Eternal Oil Lamp】: This is an oil lamp that will never go out.
Effect: A safe area of ten meters in radius can be irradiated in the wilderness. Using soul money as fuel can increase the irradiation range. Every 100 yuan can increase the irradiation range by one meter, lasting for ten minutes, and the maximum irradiation range can be one thousand meters.
Note: In the area illuminated by light, it can drive away low-level evil spirits and emit an aura that is disgusting to high-level evil spirits.
Although this oil lamp may be more useful in wilderness areas, it is also quite good for lighting.
Mu Rufeng immediately stuffed one million soul coins into it.
Immediately, you can see the oil lamp covering a radius of one kilometer. Outside the courtyard and the courtyard, the entire kilometer range is enveloped by the light of the oil lamp, dispelling the darkness.
For some reason, Mu Rufeng also felt that the area covered by the oil lamp had become warmer?
"Where to hang it?" Mu Rufeng looked at it.
Suddenly, he thought of something again and immediately gave instructions to the demon vine.
Then a vine shot out from the ground, and then spread along the ground to the side of the door.
Then he climbed up along the wall, and after climbing to the top of the gate, he let it wrap up on a protruding stone sculpture of an evil ghost's head.
Mu Rufeng immediately threw the oil lamp up, and then hung it directly on the vine.
Then Mu Rufeng took another look at her current appearance.
After thinking about it, a black mist emerged from his body and covered his whole body. In this way, he could only see Mu Rufeng as the housekeeper shrouded in black mist.
Not a moment later.
"Ring ring ring~~~!"
A cheerful and crisp bell sounded.
Mu Rufeng looked around and saw two reindeer dressed in fiery red, pulling a larger carriage behind them.
There are oil lamps hanging at the four corners of the carriage.
"Santa Claus's reindeer?" When Mu Rufeng saw the two reindeer pulling the cart, he immediately remembered the reindeer sleigh driven by the Santa Claus girl he met in the Undead Selection.
"Open the door!" Mu Rufeng stood at the door and gave the order.
Soon, two thick vines were seen shooting out from the ground, grabbing a large iron gate of a courtyard and slowly pulling it open.
"Ring ring ring~~~!"
The crisp ringing sound is getting closer and closer.
Then the reindeer carriage was seen driving into the courtyard, and finally stopped in front of the steps.
[Players have arrived, please play your role]
A notification sound appeared in Mu Rufeng's mind.
Then, the door of the carriage opened, and one after another foreigners walked out of the carriage.
Mu Rufeng counted them, there were thirty in total, one was not too many and one was too few.
When everyone got out of the car, they thought the reindeer would leave, but they found that the two reindeer actually walked to the side of the courtyard and started eating green grass.
The green grass cannot resist and can only be eaten obediently.
And because there was no order from Mu Rufeng, the demon vine did not take action against him.
These two reindeer were level five strange creatures. They ate grass very quickly, and they had eaten a large piece of grass in just a short time.
Seeing this, Mu Rufeng immediately said coldly in English: "Throw the reindeer and carriage out."
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Mu Rufeng.
Then, two vines flew out and wrapped around one of the reindeer's legs.
Reindeer are level five weird creatures after all, so they won't be captured without mercy.
Just saying that before the reindeer could go crazy, one after another vines flew out, directly wrapping the limbs, body, neck, head, two feet, and even tails of the two reindeer.
There is almost no resistance.
Then the vines were seen stretching to a height of ten meters, and then swaying left and right. With a sudden force, the two reindeer and the carriage flew hundreds of meters away and fell outside the courtyard.
The two reindeer did not dare to stay once they landed, and immediately dragged the carriage away from here and disappeared into the blizzard.
Those vines also retracted into the ground.
"Close the door!" Mu Rufeng shouted again.
Pushed by the two vines, the large iron door slowly closed.
Immediately afterwards, the small piece of soil that had been eaten away by the reindeer grew green grass again.
"Welcome to the Castle of Death. I am the steward of the castle. My name is Dogula Sen. It is very cold outside. Everyone, please come in."
Mu Rufeng turned slightly sideways and made an invitation gesture.
Everyone was originally surprised by the demonic vines, but then they saw Mu Rufeng exuding a terrifying aura. They did not dare to speak and walked into the castle with a wary look.
Waiting for the last person to enter the castle, Mu Rufeng also walked inside.
At this moment, another notification sound appeared in his mind.
[It is detected that the host enters the copy and the plug-in is loaded successfully]
[Please host choose one of the following three plug-ins]
[1. Identity: You can choose to change your identity at will]
[2. Unimpeded access: You can travel unimpeded in the castle]
[3. Game developer: You can formulate the gameplay and rules of the death game at will, and you can formulate rewards and punishments to the maximum extent possible based on the castle]
Mu Rufeng thought about these three plug-ins.
In the first identity, you can choose to change your identity at will. It seems that it does not have much effect.
However, Mu Rufeng has to consider the legacy of the cheat, and the third taboo place is about to be opened, where the most important thing is identity.
However, Mu Rufeng had the previous identity certificate again.
Looking at the second one, the most useless one, he was eliminated first.
Unimpeded access inside the castle? It has almost no effect.
As for the third one, you can customize the game and rewards and punishments at will. This doesn't seem to have any effect. After all, rewards and punishments are for those contractors and have nothing to do with him.
Can the rewards given by the former be given to him? The punishment given by the latter, Mu Rufeng herself can also punish these contractors.
As for randomly setting the gameplay and rules of the game, he had also seen it in the butler's notes. The rules and gameplay were originally decided by him.
After hesitating for a moment, Mu Rufeng finally chose the first plug-in, identity.
"Squeak~~~!"
The door was slowly closed by two pairs of armors.
Without the influx of cold air, the whole room instantly became much warmer.
However, Mu Rufeng could still see that all the contractors were shivering, and they seemed to be frozen.
The cold here is not the same as in the real world, it is the cold that invades the bone marrow, even if the contractor uses ghost power, it is difficult to resist it.
The contractors were also looking at the environment in the hall, and some of the contractors were still staring at him.
"Everyone, please take a seat. You can take any seat on either side. Just in time, you are also freezing. I have prepared a bowl of hot soup for you to go away the cold."
After Mu Rufeng finished speaking, he saw a bowl of steaming soup appearing in front of everyone's seat on the long table.
Mu Rufeng spread the gourmet tablecloth on the long table, so as long as Mu Rufeng thought about it, any food could appear, which was quite convenient.
Hearing this, the contractors glanced at Mu Rufeng and found a place to sit down, but no one drank the soup or even touched him.
"Quite vigilant." Mu Rufeng thought to himself. Then, he walked to the main seat of the long table and slowly sat on it.
"Let's drink the soup. After finishing it, our first round of the game will officially begin. Anyone who doesn't drink within three minutes will be eliminated directly!" Mu Rufeng said slowly.
When Mu Rufeng finished speaking, everyone was slightly startled.
Presumably, a notification sound should have appeared in their minds.
"Butler Sen, is there no poison in this soup?" A fifth-level female contractor sitting on Mu Rufeng's left asked.
This person's name was Maria Bolton. Mu Rufeng just glanced at it, and this person's name appeared in his mind.
"Poison? You contractors should be able to touch it and see its properties. You will know if it is poisonous or not." Mu Rufeng said calmly.
When Maria heard this, she thought it was like this, and immediately reached out to touch the hot soup. Then, she saw Maria took a sip of the hot soup and took a sip.
"Huh? This tablecloth is actually a regular prop?" Maria touched the gourmet tablecloth when she put the bowl down, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
Seeing this, the others immediately went to check the properties of the hot soup and gourmet tablecloth.
Attributes don't lie, so the hot soup really doesn't have any poison, and it even appears on gourmet tablecloths.
The eyes of some contractors shone brightly, as if they were thinking about this rule item.
Then I saw these contractors drinking the hot soup in front of them one after another.
Not to mention, after drinking it, the coldness was immediately dispelled, and the whole body felt warm.
Just when Mu Rufeng was about to announce the rules of the first round of the game, he saw a black contractor grabbing the gourmet tablecloth and flying towards the back.
Almost instantly, the gourmet tablecloth was pulled off the table by the black contractor.
After leaving the long table, it quickly shrank and returned to its original size.
"Haha, this rule item is mine." The black contractor laughed, and then tried to put the rule item into the inventory.
He also tried to collect it before, but found a prompt saying that the tablecloth was spread on the long table and was in use, so he could not collect it.
After everyone finished drinking the hot soup and the bowl disappeared, he immediately pulled the gourmet tablecloth off the long table.
However, the black contractors were soon dumbfounded.
Because the gourmet tablecloth was motionless in his hand, it was not included in his inventory at all.
"Dylan Michelle, what are you doing?" Mu Rufeng looked at the black contractor.
Everyone's eyes turned to the black contractor. They admired Michelle for being so courageous and daring to seize food from a tiger's mouth.
"Why, why can't I put it in the inventory?" Michelle was stunned for a moment, her face full of disbelief.
Seeing this, Mu Rufeng waved slightly, and the gourmet tablecloth disappeared from Michelle's hands in an instant, and then appeared in Mu Rufeng's hands.
Mu Rufeng is not stupid, doesn't he know that these contractors will take away his props?
His gourmet tablecloth is a regular prop, and he provides free food and spends money to provide better food, which is considered to be relatively precious.
Therefore, Mu Rufeng used the mark card. As long as the props were marked by the mark card, others could take them away, but they could not be put into the inventory.
"Ah haha~~! I think the atmosphere is a bit dull, so I will show everyone a performance of pulling out the tablecloth." Michelle laughed a few times and actually sat back on the chair again.
I don’t know if this Michelle is too nervous or if she doesn’t care at all. It looks like nothing happened.
"Haha, since you like performing so much, then give me a performance where my heel touches the back of your head." Mu Rufeng said calmly.
"Sorry, butler, I don't like performing now." Michelle said, putting her left hand on the long table.
Mu Rufeng could see that the tattooed rune on his left arm was a login bracelet.
With China's large-scale supply of login bracelets, almost all contractors abroad have login bracelets.
It is precisely because of the login bracelet that some contractors act a little boldly.
Just like this Michelle, he is very courageous and thinks that the tablecloth is worth the risk.
If Mu Rufeng directly kills him, then it doesn't matter. After all, the rule props have been obtained, and because of the login bracelet, he can return to the real world at the cost of his arm.
This rule-based prop can definitely be exchanged for a limb-based prop and a lot of soul money.
It would be better if Michelle didn't take action against him, and he would get a rule item for nothing.
So, he tried his best, but who knew, he couldn't put it in the inventory.
"Login bracelet? Do you think having a login bracelet makes you unscrupulous? Jie Jie Jie~~!" Mu Rufeng let out a strange laugh, and the terrifying momentum spread.
Michelle was shocked when she heard this, and quickly said: "The rules of the castle, as a housekeeper, you can't take action against us, and I just pulled the tablecloth, which does not violate the rules of the castle."
"Can't take action? Why didn't I know?" Mu Rufeng raised his hand and saw a scorching ray suddenly flying out and passing directly through his right shoulder.
The scorching ray continued unabated and hit the wall behind again, leaving a dark crater.
"Ah~~!" Michelle screamed suddenly, and her burned arm fell directly to the ground.
That scorching ray not only penetrated his shoulder, but also burned off the connection between his arm and shoulder.
[If you attack a player, you have violated the rules and will be punished]
A terrifying aura descended, and the warm light in the fireplace was suppressed.
A breath invisible to the naked eye spurted out from the wall of the roof, and then rolled towards Mu Rufeng.
Mu Rufeng saw this and sneered: "So what if I break the rules? What can you do to me?"
At the same time, the rules were directly suppressed on the castle.
Almost in an instant, the terrifying black mist dissipated invisibly.
Rule suppression is indeed a very strong talent, and can even offset the punishment caused by breaking the rules.
He violated the rules by attacking Michelle. In other words, players will get some corresponding rule prompts when entering the castle.
"Don't use the rules you know to challenge my bottom line. When the strength reaches a certain level, the rules are just a plaything in my hands."
Mu Rufeng glanced at the faces of all the contractors and said extremely domineeringly.
No one dared to speak or refute, not even Michelle, who had lost an arm, did not dare to cry out in pain.
He was still looking at his arm that was still gradually burning on the ground with some distress.
I wanted to pick it up and put out the fire, so that I might still be able to catch it, but I didn't dare to bend down and pick it up.
So he raised his foot and stepped on his arm, trying to stamp out the flames, but not to mention stamping out the flames, even his shoes were on fire.
Even so, he didn't dare to let go immediately, and even kicked his arm away a little.
"Before starting the first round of the death game, I want to make a few points."
"First, fighting is prohibited in the castle."
"Second, windows must not be opened for any reason."
"Third, do not leave the castle without permission, and do not go to unopened areas."
After Mu Rufeng finished speaking, he glanced at everyone and continued: "The first round of the death game has officially begun!"
When the words fell, several virtual options appeared in front of Mu Rufeng, namely:
【Tell jokes】【Eat pizza】【Grab a stool】
[Please choose one of the game methods]
"." Mu Rufeng was silent. It turned out that the gameplay of the game was to let him choose one of three, rather than just let him make the decision.
In the end, Mu Rufeng chose to tell a joke, and in an instant, some relevant information about the game appeared in his mind.
"We'll talk about how to play the game after we draw the lots. After the lots are drawn, we'll talk about how to play the game."
As Mu Rufeng spoke, she saw a cardboard box appearing in front of Maria, the first person on the left.
Seeing this, Maria had no choice but to reach out and take out a bamboo stick with an Arabic numeral written on it: 5.
When Maria finished drawing, the carton was moved to a contractor next to Maria.
And so on, and soon everyone has finished smoking.
"Very good, let me talk about the gameplay now, the first round of the death game: tell a joke, everyone tells a joke, as long as one person laughs, the game is considered completed. If I laugh, it counts, if not If someone laughs, he will be eliminated immediately.”
"Everyone has a time limit of three minutes, starting from the 1st." Mu Rufeng said slowly.
When Mu Rufeng finished speaking, a notification sound appeared in the minds of those contractors.
[The first phase of the task is started. Tell a joke. As long as one person laughs, it will be deemed completed and 100% completion will be obtained. Each additional person laughing will increase the completion completion by 20%.]
For a moment, all the contractors were stunned.
The death game in the Death Castle, and the terrifying Black Mist Butler. Shouldn’t the first round of the death game be a more terrifying game?
Why, why tell a joke?
In the crowd, a figure trembled.
It was Michelle, and he drew number 1.
At this moment, he trembled and quickly calmed down. After all, he was also a third-level contractor, and his memory had been strengthened. It was not difficult to think of a joke.
But the hard part is making people laugh.
"What should I do? What should I do? Which joke should I tell?" Michelle thought crazily in her heart.
Others were also frantically thinking of jokes in their minds.
Especially No. 2, he is the next one, so he is the most anxious.
The bigger the number, the freer the time, and you can think of more jokes. Of course, there are many jokes, and you can even make them up yourself.
But the important thing is to make people laugh.
In the last thirty seconds, Michelle seemed to have thought of it and immediately said:
[There was a black man setting up a stall on the street selling designer bags. A female customer came over and said: These designer bags of yours must be fake, otherwise how could they be sold here? "
The black man said: How could it be fake? Come on, look at this video!
When the female customer heard this, she looked at the video shown to the black man and saw that the above picture was of a black stall owner having a zero-dollar meal in a famous brand store. 】
There was silence when the joke came up.
No one laughed, no one laughed.
"Impossible, how could no one laugh? I made this up myself. I know, some of you must have laughed, but you couldn't hold back your laughter. Do you want me to be eliminated?"
When Michelle saw that no one was smiling, his face was filled with disbelief. He couldn't accept this fact and shouted loudly.
"Quiet." Mu Rufeng looked at Michelle and scolded.
Shocked by Mu Rufeng, Michelle had no choice but to close her mouth, but she was also extremely trembling.
This time it was really a waste of money. He was eliminated in the first round. Even if he had a login bracelet, he had already lost one arm. This was equivalent to losing two arms.
"All games are fair and just. I will not take sides. Whether you laugh or not, your expressions don't count."
After Mu Rufeng finished speaking, she raised her hand and snapped her fingers.
Suddenly, a two-dimensional emoji face appeared above everyone's heads.
Among them, most of the emoticons are expressionless and sluggish.
However, there are 2 laughing emoticons among them.
“The emoji above your head will show your truest emotions after hearing the joke.”
"It seems you are very lucky, Maria and Ellie smiled." Mu Rufeng said lightly.
"Haha, that's great, I said, sure enough, someone will laugh." Suddenly, Michelle relaxed.
In this way, he would have passed the first round of the death game.
At the same time, a prompt to complete the first stage of the task also appeared in his mind.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, people are actually laughing at this crappy joke." A contractor was surprised.
"Haha, I can't help it. I actually met him on the street last year." Ellie smiled and shook her head.
"What a coincidence, I've met him before." Maria looked at Ellie and smiled.
As soon as these words came out, everyone was speechless. It turned out that it was not the joke that was funny, but that they had actually met each other before, and now that they heard it, they couldn't help laughing.
They can control facial expressions, but have difficulty controlling inner emotions.
"No. 2, Dodge." Mu Rufeng said calmly.
After hearing this, Dodge seemed to have already thought about it, so he immediately said:
[A boss asked his employees: Do you believe that people can be reborn after death?
The employee replied: "Boss, I believe that people can be resurrected after death."
"Oh, that's not bad." The boss nodded, then pointed to an old man standing aside and said: "You took a day off yesterday to attend your grandma's funeral, and now she comes to see you."]
As soon as the joke came out, there was silence.
Dodge immediately looked at the emoticons on everyone's heads. For one second, two seconds, and three seconds, no one smiled.
"It's not a funny joke, Mr. Dodge. It's a pity that you were eliminated." Mu Rufeng looked at Dodge.
"Damn it, how could this joke not be funny? I laughed for a long time when I heard it." Dodge's eyes were red, and he had no idea why this was happening.
"Quiet, sit down and listen to the joke!" After Mu Rufeng finished speaking, a black mist rose from under his feet and directly bound him to the seat, unable to move.
We can't eliminate them now. After all, we need to wait until they all hear the joke before judging. This is more fair.
Even, for the sake of fairness, Mu Rufeng directly deleted this part of the eliminated Dodger's memory, allowing him to listen to jokes in the most normal and original state.
"No. 3, let's get started."
Number three is a white man named Dori.
Dori did not speak directly, but thought over and over again, and finally spoke at the last minute:
[A man consulted a marriage expert because he had a bad relationship with his wife. The experts asked him many questions but could not see the problem.
Finally, the expert asked: "Did you see your wife's face during the kiss?
"Saw it once.
The expert asked: "How is the situation?"
"She looked angry.
At this time, the expert felt that he had found the answer and said: "This is exactly where your problem lies. Kissing is the exchange of emotions between two people. From a psychological point of view... By the way, under what circumstances did you see it? What about her angry face?
"Oh, she saw it outside the window"]
There was no change in the expressions on everyone's faces.
But you can see that the expressions on their heads have changed.
One, two, three, five, there were five people laughing.
"Haha, that's okay." Mu Rufeng suddenly laughed.
Including Mu Rufeng, six people laughed.
"Pass, pass, next, number three."
……
As time went by, soon the last person, No. 30, came to tell the joke.
After Kalia pondered for a moment, she said:
[A team of scientists arrived at the Antarctic and encountered a group of penguins.
The scientist asked one of the penguins: "What do you do every day?"
Penguin No. 1 said: "Eat, sleep and play beans."
He asked the other one: "What do you do every day?"
Penguin No. 2 also said: "Eat, sleep and play beans."
He asked many penguins, and they all replied: "Eat, sleep and play beans."
Later, he met a little penguin and asked it: "Kid, what do you do every day?"
The little penguin said: "Eat and sleep." The scientist was stunned, and then asked: "Why don't you play Doudou?"
The little penguin said: "Because I am Doudou."
(End of this chapter)
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