Lord of Puro

Chapter 456 Withering
The devil's land is Prostate?
Li Banfeng found this conclusion a little difficult to understand.

Is there something wrong with me or with the peddler?

Things can be thought about slowly, but the problems at hand must be solved as soon as possible.

He Caiyuan was still alive. Although his body was twisted into a knot, some of his joints were twitching.

He was not dead, so the matter was easy to handle. Li Banfeng picked him up and sent him directly to Suishenju.

But the big toad was also alive. Although there was no sign of life, it was indeed alive.

This toad is so big that even the whole room of the residence can’t accommodate it, let alone the door. How can we get it in?
We have to send it in. This is a purebred Neizhou person. Even if we don't eat it, we can't let it go to attract bees and butterflies.

Try squeezing it hard.

Li Banfeng first opened the mobile home, then grabbed the toad's head and dragged it inside.

The toad head alone filled the door frame. Li Banfeng was still trying to force it in when he suddenly heard Suishenju shout, "Wait!"

Li Banfeng asked, "What's wrong? Did you break the door?"

Suishenju smiled contemptuously: "Such good ingredients cannot be wasted like this, you should just hide aside."

Ingredients?

When did the old man ever care about this?

Gloves laughed and said, "When we encounter good things, our old man is full of energy!"

The door frame of Suishenju changed from straight to curved, and the entire door began to twist.

Ge Junma's body also began to twist. It was first flattened, then stretched, and finally turned into a ball and entered the room.

This meat ball took up most of the space in the main room, and Li Banfeng's bed was moved to the second room.

But even though it was compressed into a ball, Li Banfeng still felt that the toad's body had become much smaller.

"Isn't the size of this toad wrong?" Li Banfeng asked in a low voice.

Gloves smiled and said, "After passing through our old man's hands, how can it be right? Why don't we go to the third room and take a look."

Li Banfeng entered the third room and saw that all the oil drums on the floor were full.

"Master, where does this oil come from?"

Suishenju laughed and said, "Toad oil can also be burned!"

It can actually be used as fuel, people in Nevada have many uses for it!

The record player shouted in the main room, "Sisters, our man has brought back some delicious food. This toad is not ordinary. It's worth eating it once in your life!"

Tang Dao rushed forward and said, "Madam, don't just think about your sisters, don't forget about your brothers!"

The sickle followed closely behind: "I am the big knife, I will stand in front and you stand behind."

Mengde crawled out from the calendar and waited quietly beside Meatball.

Earring had just recovered from a serious injury and her steps were not very agile, so Zhong Peng helped her to come to Meatball.

The teapot shouted, "Who can help me? I was injured in the fierce battle just now."

Jiuhulu sneered: "If you are injured, don't eat it. Find a place to rest."

Li Banfeng asked Mitiao: "Aren't you in a hurry?"

Gloves laughed and said, "Why are you in such a hurry? Who dares to pick up the chopsticks before the Madam finishes? I will start eating after the Madam finishes. I guarantee that I will be faster than them all."

"Hmph!" The Judge's Pen woke up at some point and, without caring whether the record player allowed it or not, he plunged into the meatball.

The music box was waiting obediently by the side, and the little bronze man on the turntable was looking at the meatballs with anticipation.

The record player took a bite of the toad's soul and, without caring about the dignity of the mistress, shouted: "This toad is so delicious!"

Hong Ying frowned and said, "Eat quickly. You are the only one who is so fussy that you have to eat something alive!"

Honglian looked at Li Banfeng in Room 9 and gently spread out her lotus leaves.

It is impossible to eat first, I can only hope that these hungry ghosts will have more left.

After his wife finished eating the soul, everyone started eating together. Looking at the peaceful atmosphere of the family, Li Banfeng left Suishenju with a smile.

He was also very tired. The room was too noisy, so he wanted to go back to his study and take a nap.

When he reached the garden gate, Li Banfeng saw the couple still lying in the snow.

Sleeping so deeply?

This won’t work. If they don’t have any skills, they will freeze to death here.

Li Banfeng wanted to wake them up when he suddenly heard two people talking in a low voice.

"Why am I in your arms?"

"I do not know."

"Let me go, and let me go."

"I won't let go."

The woman said: "If you don't let me go, I won't let you go."

The man said: "I will never let you go, even if you let me go."

Li Banfeng said: "I'll count to one, two, three, and you two will let go at the same time!"

The two closed their eyes, hugged each other tightly, and pretended to be asleep.

You may say they are annoying, but sometimes they are quite likable.

Li Banfeng called a carriage, gave the driver some money, and asked the driver to take them to the inn.

After returning to Yanshazhai, Li Banfeng lay on the bed, his whole body numb and soft.

Too tired?

It's not just fatigue, it seems like there's a force surging through my body.

Are you going to get promoted?
possible!
After this fierce battle tonight, in the midst of danger, Lu Xiu's cultivation has improved a lot, perhaps he should have reached the eighth level.

His eyelids became heavier and heavier, and Li Banfeng was about to fall asleep.

Did you forget something?
Forget it, there are too many things happening tonight, I’ll think about it tomorrow.

The next morning, Li Banfeng ran to the willow garden as fast as he could.

He remembered that he had forgotten something, he had forgotten the projector.

Because of the special combat method, the projector must be placed at a designated location in advance in order to be effective, which sometimes makes Li Banfeng forget to take it back.

The projector was still in the tree, with fire flickering behind the lens.

"Director Qi, you're back!"

Li Banfeng held the projector and said, "I'm back."

"Is the battle over?"

"ended."

"Did we win?"

"Brother, we won!"

"That's good." The projector's voice was a little weak, with fatigue, but also with the pride of a winner. Last night, the projector saw the body of the big toad, and also saw the peddler easily defeat He Caiyuan.

But as long as Li Banfeng did not give the order, the projector would not slack off at all. He would always stay on the tree and carry out the cover mission meticulously.

Li Banfeng held the projector and opened the room with trepidation, and found that the room was very tidy.

He asked tentatively: "Madam, have you finished eating?"

"Uh..." The lady looked at the fire behind the camera and sang slowly, "Brother Projector, why did you come back just now? It's quite cold outside, isn't it?"

The projector replied, "Thank you for your concern, ma'am. Am I late?"

"Is it too late?" The voice of the record player was slightly guilty. "My dear husband, I will take care of the souls. You can ask Yingying about the rest."

Li Banfeng looked at Hong Ying and asked, "You guys ate such a big toad?"

Hearing that Li Banfeng was angry, Hong Ying nervously replied: "I don't know about that. I didn't see how old he was at the time. You can ask Honglian. She has the bottom line."

Honglian has already collected all the information, why are you still asking?

"Where's the old man's body?"

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"There's also an old man?" Hong Ying recalled what happened last night. "I remember that everyone was tired of eating too much toad meat, so they changed the taste, and then, there was no more..."

"Where's that poison cultivator?"

"That thing was spicy and crispy. It was just an appetizer. It's gone long ago."

The room was quiet for a while, then Suishenju spoke up: "Atao, you always like to hide things, don't think I don't know, take them out for Aji, Aji did a great job last night!"

Gloves said, "Old man, I hid a piece of meat, but Tang Dao got greedy and stole it!"

Tang Dao burped and leaned against the wall without saying a word.

"Aji, you should be more open-minded..." Suishenju sighed lightly and said nothing more.

Li Banfeng looked down at the projector and said in a trembling voice: "Brother, I'm sorry..."

"Art is dying." The fire behind the camera went out.

……

On Huangtu Bridge, a peddler pushed his cart and hawked his wares on the street: "Foreign soap, vanishing cream, vanishing cream..."

The peddler shouted with very little strength.

There is no one on the street, who should I call to?

The peddler pushed his cart along two streets and didn't see a single beggar.

After passing through an alley, when the peddlers were about to leave, a rickshaw driver approached with his foreign cart and said, "Excuse me, please use my cart."

The peddler smiled and said, "Do you think it looks like a cart?"

"Uncle, don't worry, I'm driving here today to get to know the way. I won't charge you any money, it's a free ride!"

The peddler frowned and said, "You're giving me a ride for nothing, but I can't sit on it. What should I do with my truck?"

"I'll pull your truck for you. Please get on board."

The peddler stuck the rattle on the truck, looked at the driver, frowned slightly and said, "Still talking nonsense to me, tell me what you want to say, or I'll leave!"

The driver put down the rickshaw and said, "Sir, please help me. I can't bear this place any longer. If this continues, it will turn into old soil."

The peddler smiled and said, "I was wondering why you are so polite today. It must be because you have encountered some problems.
It's better to turn it into old soil, so I don't have to come here again, sell nothing, and waste my time here."

The driver said, "Sir, you and my master are old friends, you can't just stand by and watch him die!"

The peddler frowned and said, "You still have the nerve to mention your master. Your master gave you a good land, and you ruined it into what?"

"You can't blame me for this. I wasn't in charge of Huangtu Bridge these years. It was all caused by that bastard Death Star!"

"I don't blame you." The peddler laughed. "You didn't stay in the market honestly, but had to run out to pull a cart, letting the unlucky star take advantage of you. Who do you think is to blame for this?"

The driver lowered his head and said, "I was careless at the time. Didn't I take the land back?"

"Don't flatter yourself," the peddler sneered, "The Death Star was killed by Yao Xin, and you just picked up this land. Don't you think I don't know?"

The driver nodded repeatedly and said, "I did pick it up, but it is back after all. You can't just watch this piece of land turn into old soil, right?"

The peddler sighed and said, "You have no one here, what good can I do? Go find someone who can attract people to help you."

The driver said, "I have found this person. I heard that there is a man named Li Qi in Green Water City. He is very capable. He drove out of the territory of Autumn Fallen Leaves by himself. He has a good relationship with you. Can you let him know?"

"Let me know? How can I let him know? Li Qi, please give me some face and help the guy pulling the cart. Is that okay?"

"Sure!" the driver nodded. "In the whole province of Provo, who has more face than you?"

The peddler laughed and said, "Even if I really have this face, why should I risk it for you?"

The driver lowered his head and said, "Then please show me the way. What should I do?"

"Go find Li Qi yourself."

"I'm afraid he'll ignore me."

"Why would anyone care about you if you're just talking nonsense? You make money or lose money, and neither of you owes anyone anything. If you hire someone to do something for you, you have to pay them."

The driver nodded and said, "As long as you can help me, I can let Li Qi choose whatever he wants."

The peddler looked around and said, "Give your rickshaw to Li Qi."

"No!" the driver said anxiously, "This is what my master left for me. I can't give it to anyone else!"

The peddler said helplessly: "Then tell me, what valuable things do you have in this shabby place?"

……

Early in the morning, Li Banfeng woke up and went to his study to read.

Because the family ate too much, they have been a little sleepy these two days and have not been very active.

A cluster of fire lit up behind the projector lens.

He floated in the air and entered the fifth room silently.

There are nine rooms, five of which are in the center, not adjacent to each other, so this is the quietest place.

There was not much furniture in the room, just a leather sofa, a mahogany table and a vase.

The projector was placed on the table, and the image of the vase appeared in the camera.

"Hehehehe~" the projector laughed.

The low, hoarse laughter woke up Gloves, and Gloves followed the sound to room five.

When they got into the room, Gloves saw the projector on the table, the light in the lens was on, scanning back and forth across the sofa.

"Brother, what are you doing here?"

The projector said in a melancholy voice: "Here I am, thinking about the philosophy of art."

Gloves sighed, "Don't think too much. What happened before is in the past. Follow our boss and you'll have plenty of good food and drink. Why do you still care about this meal?"

"Brother Tao, what you said makes sense. You should go and have a rest first. I just hope that through this incident, I can understand more about the true meaning of art."

Gloves left Room 5 and walked to the square door. He looked back.

It seemed like something was missing from Room 5 just now.

Where is the vase?
PS: What happened to the projector?
(End of this chapter)