Lord of Puro
Chapter 589: The head of the family!
Chapter 589: The head of the family! (This chapter is high energy)
"When spring comes, willow branches grow taller, and the young lady sends her lover away with all her heart. She sleeps soundly and has a good dream, and adds another room for the husband."
Li Banfeng woke up in the arms of the record player and sat up immediately.
He did not feel weak after the promotion, and even the fatigue was very limited.
"Madam, is this because of the skill of sleeping soundly?"
"Husband, the skill of sleeping soundly is also known as the master of the family. When you return home, you are the master. Everything in the house, including your own body, is at your disposal. Of course, the extent of your control depends on your cultivation and whether your skills are proficient."
Li Banfeng carefully understood the key points of the technique: "I control my own body and recover quickly?"
"That's the truth. My husband has just been promoted and has just learned new techniques. He is not yet proficient in using them, otherwise he would be able to recover faster."
"Where are the gloves? Can I heal him now?"
"It's hard to say," the record player took out the gloves, "Removing the curse is one of the most difficult methods. My husband has no experience in removing curses before, so this time we have to put in some effort."
Seeing the gloves lying motionless on the table, Li Banfeng concentrated his mind and shouted at the gloves: "Remove the curse, remove the curse..."
The record player said, "My dear husband, this is not the solution. We must first find the crux of the spell.
The key to the art of spell casting lies in the roots of evil that are planted when casting a spell. There are many ways to plant the roots of evil, such as a word or a cup of tea. Even a powerful spell caster can plant the roots of evil by smiling at others.
For those who are cursed, the root of evil will remain in their bodies, causing abnormalities.
Once the spell is triggered, the person who is under the spell will suffer. The root of the evil will grow in the body and some changes will occur. These changes are the key to removing the spell. "
Li Banfeng asked: "What happened to the gloves?"
"You have to find it yourself, my husband."
"How to find it?"
"See with your eyes!"
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Can you see it directly with your eyes?"
The record player said, "If you are outside this house, you may not be able to see it even if you use your eyes or use your skills.
But in this house, my husband is the head of the family, so if you look carefully, you can always find something unusual. "
Li Banfeng picked up the gloves and looked at them carefully for a while, but didn't see anything unusual.
The wife said: "Don't be anxious, my husband, calm down and take a look, think about what the gloves looked like before.
The change may be a lump, a knot, a break, or a thread. Spells are known for being secretive, and it is not easy to find the source of the spell. My husband needs to spend more time on it. "
Li Banfeng stared at the gloves for more than an hour, until his eyes became blurry, but he still couldn't see anything unusual.
The wife advised: "My husband, you have just learned a new technique, so you really can't rush it. Unfortunately, I only know the essentials of the technique, but I can't perform the skill of sitting back and relaxing. I really can't help you with this matter."
Li Banfeng was stunned: "Madam, you can't use this technique?"
"My husband, I am not a house repairman, I am your house spirit. I know the techniques of house repair because I have signed a contract with the house. From the contract, I learned the key points of these techniques with the help of an unknown power.
There are some techniques that I can show off in front of my husband, but there are some techniques that I can't perform at all, like this one, which is the technique of the head of the family, and there is only one master in our family."
There is only one master in our family!
Upon hearing this, Li Banfeng straightened his chest.
He continued to stare at the gloves. After another hour, he still found nothing. Li Banfeng was sweating. The projector came to the side of the table and projected a beam of light.
"Director Seven, these are the images that Brother Tao left behind. Brother Tao doesn't like taking photos or videos, and he has always been wary of me. There are only two photos that can be used at the moment."
"You have this good stuff, why don't you take it out earlier."
Two photos, one front and one back.
The projector is modest, and these two photos are enough.
Li Banfeng took the gloves and compared them with the photos for a long time, and finally found the problem.
There is a black spot on the back of the glove.
This black spot was originally very obvious, but it happened to appear on another black spot.
The gloves were originally covered with black spots, and the two black spots almost overlapped. Li Banfeng couldn't tell them apart. After comparing them with previous photos of the gloves, he discovered that there were some changes in the outlines of the original black spots.
"My lady, I have found the source of the evil. What should I do now?"
"You can do whatever you want with my husband. As long as you are determined, I will listen to you about everything at home!"
Li Banfeng thought for a moment, took a basin of clean water, put the gloves in it, and rubbed them directly with his hands.
After rubbing for a while, there was no change on the gloves. Li Banfeng looked solemn, the record player was comforting him, and the other magic weapons were giving advice.
Jiuhulu said: "The source of the curse of the curse cultivators is not ordinary. Little brother, I don't think it's appropriate for you to wash it directly with water."
The old teapot said, "I can't see where the root of the trouble is, but I think that since it is the root of the trouble, it must be eradicated. It can't be washed away with water."
Tang Dao stood up and said, "My Lord, tell me where the root of the evil is, and I will pick it out with the tip of my knife."
Zhong Bai stopped Tang Dao and said, "If you cut it, the gloves will be dead. Let me do it. I am more meticulous in sewing."
The judge wrote: "I, I..."
Li Banfeng thought that the Judge's Pen also wanted to do needlework, so he shook his head and said, "This is not about needlework. This black spot is not small. We can't pick it all out with needle and thread. How many threads will be broken if we pick it out?"
"I, I..." Judge Pen became more and more anxious as he spoke.
Li Banfeng said: "You take a rest first, I will think of other ways."
After thinking about it, there was no other way, so Li Banfeng just rubbed it with his hands.
"I say, have you ever washed clothes?" The Judge's Pen finally said this.
Li Banfeng looked up and said, "I haven't really washed it."
Usually it is my wife who does the laundry.
"Plain water won't work!" Judge Bi said with difficulty, "You have to use soap!"
Li Banfeng woke up as if from a dream.
You need to use soap to wash clothes!
He searched for a long time and found a piece of soap. He applied the soap on the glove and rubbed it for a while. Then the black spot on the back of the glove began to fade.
After rubbing for a while, the black spots became lighter and lighter, and the gloves gradually became movable.
Li Banfeng was afraid that it was not safe, so he rubbed it vigorously for a long time, and water spurted out of his gloves, saying: "Oh my god, I'm drowning, I'm drowning, I can't swim, where did I fall!"
Li Banfeng held the gloves in his palm and laughed out loud: "Brother, you scared me."
After the glove figured out where it was, it sat on Li Banfeng's palm, waving its index and ring fingers, and cried for a long time.
"Boss, I finally see you. I thought I was done for this time. I have always followed you in the battles and have never been afraid of death. But I am really scared this time. I am afraid that I will really die."
Tang Dao snorted and said, "Look at what you have accomplished!"
Li Banfeng didn't think there was anything wrong with the gloves: "It's okay to be afraid of death. We only have one life, who wouldn't be afraid of death?
You were hurt by that old man because of me. I will always remember this friendship. I will save you even if it costs my life."
Mittens thanked him profusely, but suddenly remembered something: "Boss, who is that old thing you just mentioned?"
Li Banfeng said: "The thief master, the thousand-handed laughing master."
The glove shivered and jumped off Li Banfeng's hand, moving back and forth on the table with its thumb and little finger.
Watching him walk from the left to the right, and then from the right back to the left, the record player picked up the feather duster, and I always had the urge to slap him on the table.
"My lady, calm down," Li Banfeng persuaded the record player, "Gloves just woke up and is weak. He can't stand this."
The lady said angrily, "If you have something to say, just stand still and say it. Swaying back and forth is annoying!"
His index and ring fingers were tightly clasped in front of his chest, which was enough to prove that he was in a very troubled mood at the moment. He walked back and forth dozens of times, then raised his head and said, "Boss, I remembered something."
"Tell me about it." Li Banfeng pulled a chair and sat next to the table.
"I remembered the hand of the Laughing Thousand Hands."
Li Banfeng thought about it carefully: "Is there anything special about his hands?"
"His hand is me!" Gloves was a little excited and spoke incoherently, "Boss, Xiao Qianshou has many hands, and I am one of them. I am his disciple, and I worship him as my master!"
Li Banfeng didn't quite understand: "Brother, drink some water and speak slowly."
"I can't be slow, I can't be slow here, I have to hurry up, otherwise I will forget again, I am the young master of the Ghost Hand Sect. In fact, I was not the young master at the beginning. The old master never wanted to appoint a young master in his life. He wanted to be the head master for life.
But he was old and couldn't take care of many things, so he found a few people to take care of things, one of them was me. I was in charge of a lot of things, and I was pretty good at it. They would come to me for help when they had something to do, so the old boss made me the deputy boss.
Later, the gang would look for me when they had problems, and the old leader handed the gang over to me. I was already at the ninth level at that time, and I didn’t want to go to Neizhou to be a dog, so the old leader showed me a way.”
Li Banfeng asked, "What's the name of this old boss you're talking about?"
"His last name is Xie. Xie, what is Xie?"
"Xie Juncong?"
Gloves almost jumped up: "Yes, it's this old dog! This old dog said that I have great talent, and the Taoist master appreciates me and wants to take me as a disciple.
As long as you become the master's disciple, you don't have to go to the inner state to be a dog, you can directly ascend to the cloud,
I believed his words, I met the Grandmaster, and I became his disciple.
I really didn't expect that this master was such a jerk. Many of his disciples were turned into gloves by him.
His name is Xiao Qianshou. I don't know if he has a thousand hands, but he has a lot of hands.
These hands were transformed by disciples, and I am one of them!"
This time Li Banfeng understood.
"You work as Xiao Qianshou's hand. What do you usually do?"
"Stealing things!" The memory of the gloves became clearer and clearer. "Xiao Qianshou rarely takes action by himself. It is us gloves who take action.
If we fail once, he will chop off a finger. When all our fingers are chopped off, we will be reduced to ashes.
He told us that all the thief disciples owed him a debt, and he would let us go as long as we paid off the debt.
But I have been his disciple for many years, and I have never seen him let anyone go. There were those who tried to escape, but he caught them and cut them into pieces before turning them into ashes!"
Li Banfeng asked: "How did you escape?"
"How did he escape?" The gloves clattered around the table for dozens of times. The record player raised the feather duster again, and the gloves finally remembered, "Once, he fought with a ruthless person. I forgot who that ruthless person was, but that person was really ruthless and almost beat him to death.
Xiao Qianshou's hands were basically broken, and I was also beaten. I wanted to escape, but Xiao Qianshou cast a spell on me, so I failed to escape and fainted.
When I woke up, I found myself thrown into a garbage dump with a pile of rags and waste paper, about to be burned.
I couldn't move at that time. It felt like my body wasn't mine. I couldn't move any of my five fingers.
I was really lucky, it was raining heavily that day, the fire in the garbage pit was out, and I stayed in the garbage dump for a night, and I recovered. "
Li Banfeng asked: "What happened next?"
"Later... I was wandering around and saw something good, so I couldn't help but buy it. After I got it back, I didn't know what it was for.
I didn't know who I was, nor why I was alive. Later, an old woman signed a contract with me. I helped her steal things, and she gave me good things. I thought it was an equal exchange, but she cheated me.
She cheated me on the deed, and all the things I stole belonged to her. She picked out some good things from the stolen things for me, and she had the final say on whether they were good things or not.
I didn't know many words before, and I didn't have much knowledge. Later, I forgot too many things, and my brain didn't work well. I was fooled by her.
I helped her steal more than 10,000 dollars, and she gave me one dollar as a reward. I said that this was not equal, but she said that dollars were good things, and good things were exchanged for good things, and that was the rule.
I suffered a loss but had no one to complain to. According to the contract, I couldn't kill her. From then on, I never spoke to anyone again.
Later, the old lady was killed and I changed my master. I set rules for myself: if they want to use me, they have to pay me capital, and I have to pay the capital myself. If they are nice to me, I will take less. If they bully me, I will steal their hearts and minds!
I won't say anything. I will show them how to do it. If they can understand it, they are lucky. If they can't understand it, they are unlucky.
I don't know how many years passed, I went to Heishipo, and fell into the hands of the Qingshou Society, that is, the elder Wu, called Wu Decheng. This guy was not good to me. I helped him with things, but he always humiliated me. I wanted to deal with him, but later he was killed by the leader, so I followed the leader. "
Gloves told Li Banfeng about his past. This was the first time that Li Banfeng knew the relatively complete history of a magic weapon.
Li Banfeng said: "Now that you remember who you are, do you want to become a human again?"
Gloves shook his fingers: "Boss, I don't have that mind anymore. What's good about being a human? It's nothing but intrigue and deception.
At that time, Xie Juncong said that he would pass on the sect to me, and I took it seriously. Who knew he would leave me this trick? "Li Banfeng said: "This revenge must be avenged, and the revenge of your ancestor must also be avenged, but if you still want to become a human again, I will help you."
Gloves looked up at Li Banfeng and said, "Boss, I am loyal to you..."
"Brother, I'm not testing you. I'm speaking from the heart," Li Banfeng said while looking at his family members in the room. "If anyone wants to become a human in the future, I will help him. Just one thing: don't tell anyone about our family's affairs!"
A group of magic weapons all stared at Li Banfeng, only the Judge Pen wrapped the newspaper tightly and continued to sleep.
I have said so much just now that the judge's pen is very tired.
And he really has no interest in becoming a human.
But others have some expectations, some have deeper expectations, and some let them go in the blink of an eye.
The record player beside him laughed and said, "My dear, I would like to become a human, but I am afraid you would not like it."
"As long as she is my wife, I like her no matter what she becomes." Li Banfeng hugged his wife and kissed her for a while, then suddenly remembered something.
"The skill of sleeping soundly can break curses, cure illnesses, and heal injuries. Can it break the technique?"
“It depends on the technique.”
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"Can the water repair skill be cracked?"
The record player knew what Li Banfeng was going to do: "Husband, you said cleansing the heart and mind? That technique is not easy to break, but in our home, there may be a turning point, but how can we bring the spring of water home?"
This is a difficult matter. Almost everyone brought home by Li Banfeng died.
There is only one group of exceptions, the strange creatures in the land of fallen leaves in autumn.
How did those monsters get in?
Li Banfeng smiled and said, "Madam, do you want to go to the laboratory again?"
"Yes, I have not finished many experiments last time. Husband, let's go to Qiqiu City!"
……
When they arrived at Qi Qiu City, Li Banfeng took Shui Yongquan out and sent him to his own house first, then let the music box coax Shui Yongquan to sleep.
Shui Yongquan, who had lost his memory, was like a baby. He had become familiar with Qiu Luoye in these days and was a little shy when he saw Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng got two tin frogs for Shui Yongquan. Shui Yongquan had a lot of fun playing with them, and they became familiar with each other. Shui Yongquan slowly fell asleep to the sound of the music box.
The good thing about the music box is that its singing is targeted. Shui Yongquan slept very soundly, but Li Banfeng was very awake.
Li Banfeng moved Shui Yongquan into his home and asked Mengde to invade Shui Yongquan's dream.
There is nothing good to see in the dream. At this stage, water is gushing out like a spring. When dreaming, all you do is sleep and eat.
Mengde’s main task is to monitor Shui Yongquan’s sleep quality and never let Shui Yongquan wake up before finishing his work.
Li Banfeng stared at the spring of water for a long while, wondering what the crux of the technique of cleansing the mind and purifying thoughts was.
Since it is said that the mind was cleansed with techniques, the problem should be in the heart. However, Li Banfeng stared at Shui Yongquan's heart for a long time and did not see the so-called mind.
The record player said, "My husband, the mind is not in the body, and this person has no body. The spring has now become a demon that hurts the devil. It belongs to the dead. The place where the dead store their memories should be in the human soul.
The earth soul is outside, the heaven soul is inside, and the human soul is in between the heaven soul. If you want to see the human soul, you have to look through the earth soul."
These concepts are a bit complicated, but Li Banfeng has a simple way to deal with them. To observe the soul, the best method is to use the golden eyes.
Li Banfeng used his golden eyes to observe for a long time, then shook his head and said, "It's really hard to see through it."
The record player said, "Don't worry, my husband. Look into the gap between the souls and concentrate your mind."
The record player could not help Li Banfeng. Even though her golden eyes were so skilled in seeing the smallest details, she could not see through Shui Yongquan's earth soul. It was extremely difficult to see through the souls of ordinary people. Although Shui Yongquan was in a bad condition now, he was also a demon above the ninth level. How could his soul be easily seen through by others?
After waiting for more than ten minutes, Li Banfeng seemed to have made some progress.
"Is this a human soul? There doesn't seem to be any change, except that the body is a little cleaner." Li Banfeng's eyes were bloodshot.
"Sir, how do you clean it? Please tell me in detail!"
"I just have no clothes and no dust. There was a lot of dust on my face just now, but it's gone now."
The record player looked at Shui Yongquan, his clothes were still there, and the dust on his face was still there: "My husband, you have seen through the earth soul, this is the beauty of the skill of sleeping soundly, in this house, you are the master of our house!"
"My lady, where should I look when I see a human spirit?"
"Look up at the chest. There is a bone on the chest of the human soul. There are some pictures on the bone, circles and dots. It is impossible to tell what the pictures are. These pictures are the memories of a person."
Li Banfeng was now dizzy and had been searching the human soul for a long time. He found the bones in the heart and some of the pictures that his wife had mentioned.
Some paintings are just a circle, some are wavy lines, some are triangles, and some are spots of varying sizes.
The scroll is very densely packed, but each painting is very independent, with distinct layers, so that most of the paintings do not appear confused with each other.
"My lady, these paintings are so densely packed, it looks like there are dozens of them, which one should I look for?"
"Dozens? That's too few!" Recorder shook his head. "A middle-aged man in his fifties must have at least tens of thousands of paintings on his bones, not to mention that Shui Yongquan is already over fifty years old. My husband only saw dozens of paintings. These should be the memories that Shui Yongquan regained after losing his memory."
Li Banfeng asked, "What about the other paintings? Were they all washed away?"
The record player said, "This is the effect of the Cleansing the Heart and Purifying the Mind technique. My husband, take a closer look. Are there any marks left on the bones?"
Li Banfeng looked for a long time but didn't see any traces.
The lady thought for a long time and said, "Shui Yongquan is a smart man. He must leave a way out for himself when doing things. My husband, please reach out and touch it to see if there is any mark on the back of the bone."
"Can you still touch this?"
"Others can't, but my husband can. In our family, my husband has this ability."
Li Banfeng reached out to touch the bones of the human soul, and Shui Yongquan's body twitched.
Meng De suddenly opened his eyes and reminded: "Master, please be gentle and don't wake him up."
Shui Yongquan did not wake up, he just felt unwell. The song from the music box never stopped, and Shui Yongquan was still sleeping.
Li Banfeng touched the bones of the human soul, which were smooth and slightly warm.
"Did my husband find the mark?"
"Yes, it really is!" Li Banfeng laughed, "Madam, there are lines on the back of this bone!"
The record player said, "Husband, feel the pattern carefully and see if there is any mechanism inside."
Li Banfeng felt on the lines for a while, and the lines began to grow slowly, spreading from the back of the bone to the front of the bone.
The spreading lines intertwined with each other on the front of the bone, slowly forming some pictures.
This is the way out that Shui Yongquan left for himself!
Li Banfeng laughed out loud: "Madam, there are more and more pictures."
Meng De came out of his dream and said to Li Banfeng, "Master, he is about to wake up, send him out quickly!"
Li Banfeng collected the technique and immediately sent the spring of water out of his residence.
After lying in the house for half a day, Shui Yongquan woke up. His eyes were confused and he did not recognize Li Qi.
The memory had not been fully recovered yet. Li Banfeng took Shui Yongquan up the mountain. It was different from when they came. Shui Yongquan was much more cautious and kept an eye on Li Banfeng's movements along the way.
When they arrived at Qiu Luoye's residence, the two looked at each other for a moment, and Shui Yongquan pointed at Qiu Luoye and said, "You, you, where is your nose?"
Qiu Luoye smiled and took on the appearance of an elephant: "Lao Shui, do you recognize me?"
"Qiu Daxiang!" Shui Yongquan finally recognized it.
Ever since Qiu Luoye was reborn, according to Li Qi's instructions, the nickname Qiu Daxiang is no longer allowed to be mentioned.
But today the water was flowing and the spring was mentioned. Qiu Luoye was not angry, but almost laughed to tears.
"Lao Shui, you remembered me!" Qiu Luoye rolled up the spring of water with his nose and shook it up and down.
Li Banfeng was worried that it would be shaken to pieces, so he quickly put the water spring down.
At this moment, Shui Yongquan seemed to remember something else.
"Zhu Chunhua!" He read out a name, then looked at Qiu Luoye and said, "Do you still remember Zhu Chunhua?"
Qiu Luoye laughed dryly: "Why mention her?"
"You have a crush on her?"
Qiu Luoye's cheeks flushed: "I liked her at first. This girl has a solid figure. When I saw her, I felt at ease. If I could marry her home..."
Does Qiu Luoye have a girl he likes?
Li Banfeng listened with great interest.
Shui Yongquan thought for a moment, then continued, "She seems to like you, too."
"Really?" Qiu Luoye's nose trembled.
"Really!" Shui Yongquan nodded, "She asked me in person, she asked me if you were interested in her."
"What did you say?"
"I said it was meaningless. I said she was the one you hated the most. She left the next day. Don't you remember?"
Qiu Luoye's face turned pale: "Why do you say that?"
Shui Yongquan said: "Because I don't like her, I think you can find someone better. You and him are not a good match. I don't think I should say this to you."
"Yes, you shouldn't have told me..." Qiu Luoye turned to look at Li Banfeng, "How is his recovery?"
"Okay……"
Before Li Banfeng could finish, Qiu Luoye picked up Shui Yongquan and said, "She and I are not a good match. What does this have to do with you?"
Shui Yongquan shouted: "If they are not a good match, then they are not a good match. I am very accurate in judging people!"
"Who do you think is a good match for me? If you can't tell me today, I will kill you!"
Li Banfeng quickly stopped Qiu Luoye: "No, this won't work, Brother Qiu, let him go first, he can't stand this!"
After finally grabbing the water spring, he suddenly heard the gloves trembling on his chest: "Boss, he's coming!"
"Who's coming?"
"Ancestor!"
Qiu Luoye was still trying to clean up the spring, but Li Banfeng looked at Qiu Luoye and said, "There's a thief in our house."
PS: What is he doing in Qiqiu City?
(End of this chapter)
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