Lord of Puro
Chapter 694: Lianta Bridal Chamber
Chapter 694: Lianta Bridal Chamber
Zhao Xiaowan sat on the bed, looking at Hong Ying with a gloomy face: "You are such a bastard, you always get into trouble and cause me to suffer. You deserve to be beaten to death!"
Hong Ying lowered her head and said nothing, while the Ninth Girl sighed repeatedly.
Zhao Xiaowan came to Yuezhou from Qiqiu City through Hulu Village, and this step went very smoothly.
After arriving at the Dark Star Bureau, I sneaked into Li Banfeng's office and found the key to the personal residence. This step went relatively smoothly, but I failed to avoid some surveillance in the middle.
It doesn’t matter if you can’t escape surveillance. Li Banfeng is the head of the Dark Star Bureau and he can definitely handle this matter.
At that time, Li Banfeng was still being promoted in Neizhou. Zhao Xiaowan couldn't contact him, so she wanted to go home and ask what had happened.
This is where things went wrong.
Zhao Xiaowan opened the door, and just as she reached the door, Hong Ying shouted at her: "Qilang is in trouble!"
At the same time, Miss Nine shouted at Zhao Xiaowan: "Don't come in!"
Hong Ying was anxious to explain the situation clearly, so she stepped forward and pulled Zhao Xiaowan into the house.
When the door slammed shut, Ninth Girl was dumbfounded: "It's over, I can't get out."
At first, Zhao Xiaowan didn't take it seriously. She discussed it with the old man and asked him to make some adjustments, and she would definitely be able to get out.
Unexpectedly, the old man fell into a coma and there was no way to discuss the matter.
"You knew I couldn't get out, yet you still dragged me in. I'll beat you to death!" Zhao Xiaowan picked up the board and beat Hong Ying violently.
Hong Ying gritted her teeth and defended herself: "I was really anxious at that time!"
"What's the point of being anxious? Now we're all trapped here!"
Zhao Xiaowan was even more anxious, extremely worried. She knew the consequences of a backlash in popularity. If she couldn't get promoted, her husband would definitely have no way to survive.
But now Li Banfeng can’t even go back home, how can he get promoted?
This was already a desperate situation. Zhao Xiaowan's eyes turned red with anxiety, and she couldn't think of any other way for Li Banfeng to survive.
Zhong Peng had seen some things in Wubian City. She was a smart woman. After thinking about the cause and effect, she made some inferences. Seeing Zhao Xiaowan so anxious, she wanted to remind her: "In fact, our master is outside..."
Before she finished her words, the fifth room girl called out, "Madam, come and see."
Zhao Xiaowan thought Li Banfeng had returned, so she ran to the fifth room as fast as she could, only to see the scenery outside in the fifth room.
Many people entered Li Banfeng's office and were checking carefully.
Zhao Xiaowan failed to avoid the surveillance facilities. Chen Changrui learned that someone had invaded and organized an investigation.
Hong Ying asked: "Xiao Wan, did you hide the key before?"
Zhao Xiaowan said: "I didn't hide it, I just put it in the open."
Hong Ying was anxious: "Why are you so careless?"
The Ninth Miss was not anxious. She felt that what Zhao Xiaowan did was right: "If it was a knife, there would be trouble if it was not hidden. But if it was a key, it would be fine if it was not hidden."
Sure enough, Chen Changrui saw the key under the monitor, but did not pay attention to it.
After a quick check, Chen Changrui took his men away. Zhao Xiaowan breathed a sigh of relief, but she was still worried.
The pendulum was about to speak again, but the old teapot suddenly called out, "Miss Luo, I've been learning Western painting these days, and I don't know how to compose a picture. Can you teach me?"
Zhao Xiaowan said with a serious face: "You still have the mood to paint?"
The old teapot laughed dryly: "I just want to find something to do to relieve my boredom."
The pendulum followed the old teapot to room ten.
The old teapot spread out the drawing paper and said in a low voice: "Some things, if you explain them clearly, there will be no benefit, but if you don't explain them clearly, the harm will be great, so it's best not to say them."
When the pendulum saw that the old teapot had also guessed what was going on, he simply said, "I see that Madam is so anxious, I really can't bear it."
The old teapot poured some tea and mixed the paint: "If you tell her, she won't be anxious anymore? If you didn't say it, wouldn't Old Seven be wronged?
Even if you are right, Lao Qi doesn't want to say it, so wouldn't that mean you ruined things? Is there any benefit in speaking out about this?"
Zhong Peng was a little scared: "When Madam finds out, will she think I'm hiding the truth?"
The teapot sighed, "Even if the truth is concealed, what can we do? The seventh brother has returned safely, is there still any anger left for his wife?"
Zhong Bai nodded slightly: "You are right, I don't know where the Seventh Master is now, I just hope he is okay."
……
Li Banfeng was in Qiqiu City, opening the door of the laboratory with Gloves.
I waited at the laboratory door for two days, and Gloves tried to open the door for two days.
The thief has the ability to open the dark dimension, and He Jiaqing is particularly good at this, but this is not what the gloves are good at, and this dark dimension has several locks added.
By the next night, the gloves still didn't work, so Luo Zhengnan called and reminded Li Banfeng: "Is your wife already home?"
Is this possible?
If my wife really goes home, should she tell Luo Zhengnan in advance?
That’s not necessarily true, because my wife may not trust Luo Zhengnan.
……
wow~
The door lock rings!
The family looked towards the door.
Hong Ying hoped it was Qilang.
Ninth Girl prepared for the worst, she was worried that the train had changed hands.
Honglian watched quietly, she felt that there was no possibility that Li Banfeng would come back.
Zhao Xiaowan rushed directly to the door.
She recognized the sound of the door opening. She had opened the door of her own residence before, also using a key. Her husband's voice was different. She remembered the speed and strength clearly.
Li Banfeng pushed open the door, and Zhao Xiaowan gently stroked Li Banfeng's cheek. They looked at each other for a long time, and their hearts were finally at ease.
"You lunatic, why are you running around? You scared me!" Zhao Xiaowan complained a few words and snuggled into Li Banfeng's arms.
Li Banfeng smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? Don't I run around everywhere normally?"
"Will it be the same this time? They said you had too much popularity and were about to die, but they didn't know where you went."
As he spoke, everyone looked at Li Banfeng.
Now everyone has a question in their mind: how did Li Banfeng come back?
Zhao Xiaowan asked, "My husband, how did you dissipate your popularity?"
Hong Ying, Jiu Guang Niang and Hong Lian all watched carefully, and the souls living in each room also listened attentively.
Zhongbai felt dizzy and hid in the third room. Mengde also felt dizzy and followed him there.
The old teapot sighed and said, "I am too old to watch this."
Li Banfeng said calmly, "I have another house outside, that house is..."
"Husband," Zhao Xiaowan gently interrupted Li Banfeng, "You said there is a house outside, which actually means there is a place to live, right?"
Li Banfeng nodded: "Yes, it is indeed a place to live."
Hong Ying asked, "Qilang, are you going to dissipate your popularity just by finding a place to live?"
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "That's definitely not the case. The reason why I was able to dissipate my popularity is because I got promoted."
Zhao Xiaowan smiled and said, "Getting promoted is a good thing. The minister has opened up so many businesses. As long as the popularity is dissipated, it will be a good thing."
Hong Ying asked, "Qilang, which business did you get promoted to?"
Jiuer glared at Hongying. Hongying didn't know whether she was confused or curious, but she insisted on getting to the bottom of the matter.
Honglian just watched without saying anything.
Li Banfeng said calmly, "It's Zhai Xiu."
There was silence in the house, but Jiuer could already sense the murderous aura.
Li Banfeng continued, "I have a house outside, and I have also recognized a house spirit."
Hong Ying didn't dare to ask anymore. The chill brought by seeking good fortune and avoiding danger reminded her not to say too much.
Zhao Xiaowan controlled her tone and asked, "Isn't that Zhai Ling your husband's good brother?"
"Brothers, we can't do it," Li Banfeng shook his head, "The house spirit is a woman."
Honglian turned and went to the second room: "I'm old and can't bear to see this."
Hong Ying didn't know what to say.
Gloves advised: "Mother-in-law, the head of the family had no way out at that time, so this matter cannot be blamed on him."
Tang Dao testified: "Gloves is right. The situation was critical at the time, and the house spirit that the lord found outside was particularly good-looking!"
The projector said, "I still have the photos..."
He punched the Tang Dao with his gloves, then turned around and pressed the projector.
The Ninth Miss said softly, "General Zhao, it's a good thing that the Seventh Brother has returned. There is nothing better than this. A couple can talk about anything. Don't let others laugh at you."
As she spoke, the Ninth Girl looked towards the second room. She knew that Honglian was listening behind the door.
"That's a good thing!" Zhao Xiaowan laughed, "Husband, don't mention that outsider when you're at home from now on."
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Okay, let's not talk about it."
The two sat on the bed in silence for a while, and the lady sobbed, "Tell me what's good about her?"
Li Banfeng asked, "Aren't you not allowed to mention her?"
The lady sobbed again: "What's so good about her?"
"If I must say..." Li Banfeng thought for a long time, "She is good at sewing."
The wife took out the needle and thread and sewed clothes for Li Banfeng: "What's so great about needlework? Am I not as good as her? It's just that my body is not good enough. If I had that body, I would definitely be better at needlework than her!"
Li Banfeng looked around the room and asked, "Madam, where is the record player?"
Zhao Xiaowan angrily said, "Why do you care! I can't even keep you with such a beautiful body, why are you asking about the body of the record player?"
"My lady, things are not what you think. She is..."
"Don't say it!" the lady said angrily, "Didn't I tell you not to mention her at home?"
Li Banfeng said nothing and watched his wife do needlework silently.
The lady couldn't help asking again, "Besides needlework, what else is she good at?"
Li Banfeng said: "She is quite good at fighting."
The lady raised her head and said, "Can you fight better than me?"
"It's hard to say. She is a first-class weapon. She is the best fighter in the state!"
"First-class weapon?" The lady looked at Li Banfeng, "Can a weapon also be a house spirit?"
Li Banfeng thought about it, held his wife's hand and said, "My dear wife, I am the one who asks you about these things. I don't know about other weapons, but this weapon can really be used as a house spirit."
"What is this weapon called?"
"Her name is Jiang Ling'er."
"Jiang Ling'er, first-class weapon, Jiang Ling..." Zhao Xiaowan repeated it several times, and suddenly laughed, "Husband, you are afraid that I will be angry, so you lied to me on purpose, right?"
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "I didn't lie to you, her real name is Jiang Ling'er."
"Da Da Da Tie!"
Zhao Xiaowan suddenly imitated the sound of gongs and drums.
Everyone in the room, including Li Banfeng, became nervous.
The lady liked the sound of the gongs and drums, but that was when she was in the form of a record player. She had never behaved abnormally when she was in the puppet body. "My husband, how did you come across this first-class weapon?"
Li Banfeng answered truthfully: "In Wubian City, a man named Bao Yingjun wanted to use this first-class weapon to plot against me. I took the initiative to kill him, and accidentally mistook this weapon for a house spirit."
Li Banfeng recounted what happened at that time.
Whoosh whoosh!
The lady exhaled steam and said, "It's nothing if you put it that way. It's a good thing to collect a house spirit in Neizhou!"
Li Banfeng hugged his wife and said, "That's right."
Zhao Xiaowan suddenly turned around, blew a puff of steam at Li Banfeng, and asked, "You didn't sleep with her, did you?"
Li Banfeng thought for a moment and said, "I have slept in that house, but not with her."
Zhao Xiaowan gently stroked Li Banfeng's cheek and said with great appreciation: "I am a trustworthy xiang, xiang, xianggong."
Why is the sound so laggy?
Zhao Xiaowan stretched her shoulders and neck, her facial features twitching: "Husband, please give me some engine oil."
"Okay!" Li Banfeng brought the oil bottle, observed Zhao Xiaowan, and wondered where the trunk cover should be.
Zhao Xiaowan also felt that she was abnormal: "Forget it, no need for the oil pot, let's go to sleep."
"Okay!" Li Banfeng was just feeling sleepy.
The couple lay on the bed, and Zhao Xiaowan suddenly sat up: "What are you looking at here? We are going to sleep, don't you understand?"
Seeing that the young couple was as loving as ever, everyone dispersed and went back to their rooms.
Hong Ying lived in the second room and wanted to listen to what was happening in the main room. She just put her ear to the door and it seemed that everything was done there.
Late at night, Hong Ying was sleeping soundly when she suddenly felt a chill. She opened her eyes and saw Zhao Xiaowan sitting beside the bed, staring at her.
Hong Ying was startled and immediately sat up: "What are you going to do?"
Zhao Xiaowan signaled her to keep quiet: "Yingying, I have something to ask you."
"what's up?"
"That woman's name is Jiang Ling, right?"
Hong Ying nodded: "Qilang said so."
"Your name is Hongying, right?"
Hong Ying nodded again: "That's what my mother said."
Zhao Xiaowan asked seriously: "What's my name?"
"Your name is Zhao Xiaowan!"
"I know this. Not only am I called Zhao Xiaowan, I'm also called Huang Yuxian. What I want to ask is, what was my name before I was called Zhao Xiaowan?"
Hong Ying was confused: "Weren't you born with the name Zhao Xiaowan? Could it be that you have another name?"
"Yes!" Zhao Xiaowan nodded seriously, "I was probably not named Zhao Xiaowan when I was born. I seem to have forgotten what my name was."
Li Banfeng squatted beside Zhao Xiaowan and asked, "Kong Fang said your last name was Long. Is this the last name you were born with?"
“No!” Zhao Xiaowan shook her head repeatedly. “The surname Long came later. The name Zhao Xiaowan had before was from a very long time ago.”
Hong Ying advised: "Qilang, please help her get the body of the record player back. She was in a hurry to come back to you and left it in the laboratory. After being away from it for a long time, her temperament has changed."
Whoosh!
The lady blew a puff of steam at Hong Ying: "I used to be an opera singer, you know that, what was my name when I was singing opera, do you know?"
"Isn't it still Zhao Xiaowan?"
The lady shook her head: "It's not Zhao Xiaowan, I really forgot that name, and I don't know if anyone still remembers it."
Li Banfeng squatted beside Zhao Xiaowan and asked, "Does Jiang Linger know?"
Zhao Xiaowan turned her head and looked at Li Banfeng and said, "Why are you talking about that bitch? Do you still have me in your eyes?"
Hong Ying stared at Li Banfeng for a long time.
Zhao Xiaowan asked Hong Ying: "Yingying, do you remember someone named Jiang Ling'er? Yingying, I'm asking you a question! Bitch, what are you thinking about?"
Hong Ying looked at Li Banfeng and asked, "Qilang, when did you come in?"
"Did he come in?" Zhao Xiaowan lifted the quilt to check.
Hong Ying poked Zhao Xiaowan with a finger: "Can you be serious? Who told you this? I was wondering how he got into the house!"
This was not a joke, Hong Ying was serious.
Hong Ying has a strong sense of perception, and she didn't even notice that Li Banfeng had entered her room.
The wife also realized something was wrong: "Husband, you just got on the cloud, right? Your skills have improved a lot. It seems you have learned a lot from that bitch!"
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, “I just got promoted and went to Qiqiu City to find you. I still need to learn the techniques from my wife.”
"Now that you've done what you want, you don't want her anymore? You're such a heartless and ungrateful man." The lady snorted, but she was still quite happy in her heart.
Hong Ying shouted at the door of the third room: "Come in, don't lie outside the door and listen all the time."
The ninth girl came into the house with a smile and played with Zhao Xiaowan for a while.
The more Hong Ying thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong. No matter how talented Qilang was, he was not as good as her.
Besides, even the Ninth Girl couldn’t escape Hong Ying’s perception, so how did Li Qi escape it?
Li Banfeng hugged Zhao Xiaowan and said, "My dear, what skills are you going to teach me?"
Zhao Xiaowan pinched Li Banfeng's cheek and said, "Once you are above the clouds, I can no longer teach you the techniques. You have to figure them out on your own."
Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "I am not above the clouds. I have ascended to the fourth level above the clouds."
Zhao Xiaowan and Hong Ying looked at Li Banfeng together, both finding it unbelievable.
The Ninth Miss laughed and said, "I told you there was a cloud on the fourth floor, but you didn't believe me."
Zhao Xiaowan shook her head and said, "Impossible. The popularity required to advance to the fourth level of Yunshang has exceeded the limit that a third-level cultivator can bear. It doesn't make sense."
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Jiang Ling'er said the same thing, so I must use the Cloud Gate technique to take away some of the popularity. She even made a cloud for me."
Zhao Xiaowan angrily said: "This bitch is still making clouds for you! Are you so angry with me? Do you despise me for not being able to make clouds?
We made the first cloud together, right? Do you think I didn’t do it well? Where is this bitch named Jiang Ling’er? I’m going to kill her right now! "
Zhao Xiaowan was so angry that smoke was coming out of her body and a flame was burning on her chest.
The gongs and drums became louder and louder, which made Hong Ying's blood boil.
Zhao Xiaowan waved her arms, and her movements were like two record needles. Although she had a puppet body, her every move was more like a record player.
"Xiaowan, don't be angry anymore and don't make a fuss." After Hong Ying coaxed her for a long time, Zhao Xiaowan calmed down and went back to bed to sleep.
When Zhao Xiaowan fell asleep, Hong Ying reminded Li Banfeng: "Qilang, you have to find the record player's body quickly. Xiaowan has never stayed in the puppet for so long. I'm afraid something will happen to her."
The next morning, Li Banfeng walked out of the office, saw Chen Changrui, and greeted him.
Chen Changrui responded and suddenly stopped.
When did Director Li come back?
"Director Li, I have important work to report to you."
"Let's talk later. I have something urgent to do."
"This work can't wait!" Chen Changrui persuaded Li Qi to go back to the office. "Director, someone else has come into our bureau. I'll have someone send the surveillance video to you."
Li Banfeng had seen the video and knew it was his wife, but he couldn't let Chen Changrui off verbally: "Look at your work status, what has the Dark Star Bureau become? How many times has this happened?"
Chen Changrui lowered his head: "I was just about to apologize to you."
"Have you reported this to your superiors?"
Chen Changrui shook his head: "The previous turmoil has not yet passed. If the superiors knew about this..."
Li Banfeng sighed: "Now is the critical moment to save the Dark Star Bureau. We cannot afford any mistakes. Let's suppress the matter first and inform the monitoring room to destroy the video and not to spread it outside!"
After hearing what Li Banfeng said, Chen Changrui felt more at ease.
Li Banfeng went to Qiqiu City, used Lu Huazi's bowl to open the laboratory, and took out the record player.
By the time the lady returned to the record player's body, she had indeed recovered a lot of her spirits.
Whoosh!Whoosh!
"I get angry when I think of that bitch. What's her name?"
Li Banfeng said, "Call me Jiang Ling'er."
"Jiang Ling'er, this is a good name," the record player thought for a moment, "Forget it, I don't feel so angry anymore. My husband, since you have reached the fourth level of the cloud, what technique do you want to learn?"
Li Banfeng smiled and said, "That depends on which technique my wife is willing to teach me."
The wife said: "As long as you can learn, I am willing to teach you everything. I also know two home cultivation skills, one is called "Wanshi Ruyi" and the other is called "Lianmen Dongfang".
Li Banfeng was very excited: "How do we use these two techniques?"
The record player called the projector and asked it to cooperate with him in a demonstration while saying, "The skill of making everything go as you wish, also known as making your wishes come true, just sit at home and whatever you wish for will come true."
Li Banfeng's eyes lit up: "Tell me more about it."
The record player hooked the bridge of Li Banfeng's nose with the needle: "Do I need to explain this in detail? It's obvious. If you want to eat, there is a table of good food and wine at home. If you want to fight, there are good weapons at hand.
If you feel cold, there is a ready-made quilt on the bed. If you still feel cold, there is a beautiful woman who can warm the bed for you."
Li Banfeng hugged the record player and said, "My dear, why didn't you teach me such a good technique earlier?"
The speaker of the record player rubbed against Li Banfeng's face and said, "My dear husband, you are so greedy, I want to teach you. My master did tell me this technique, and I have heard of it before.
But as far as I know, no home cultivator in the world can learn the skill of doing everything well. There are home cultivators in the clouds who have spent their entire lives and have not even learned the basics. "
Li Banfeng didn't understand: "This technique exists, why doesn't anyone know how to learn it?"
The record player blew out a puff of steam. "This technique is so special. It is also the most difficult technique in house repair. Husband, do you really want to learn it?"
Li Banfeng was a little hesitant.
The record player said again: "My husband, please listen to me and learn the skills of the bridal chamber."
"It's good to learn this!" Li Banfeng picked up the record player and walked towards the bed.
The record player struggled hard and said, "Wait! This is not the bridal chamber, my husband, put my little slave down first! My husband is not in a hurry for this moment, my husband... you are showing off, you only have this little ability!"
Li Banfeng tidied his clothes and listened to his wife's explanation calmly.
The lady said unhappily: "The skills of Lianta bridal chamber are also used at home. When the skills are practiced to a certain level, the layout of the home can be changed at will."
Li Banfeng didn't care too much: "How much can it be changed? Just move the furniture around?"
The lady shook the loud speaker: "It's not just furniture, the house and yard can be moved at will. I know a third-level house cultivator on the cloud. He killed two people on the cloud by using the skill of Lianmen bridal chamber."
Li Banfeng was very curious. It was not impossible for Yunshang Three to kill Yunshang Zhishang, but it was a little hard to understand why he killed two of them at the same time.
The lady explained, "That cultivator had a large mansion with seven courtyards in all directions, and dozens of courtyards of various sizes. Two cultivators above the clouds came to seek revenge on him. They entered from the backyard and wanted to go to the main courtyard, but ended up in the front courtyard. They wanted to go to the main courtyard from the front courtyard, but ended up in the east courtyard for unknown reasons.
The two Yunshangzhi walked around the house for seven days and seven nights, but they couldn't find the repairman. They didn't want to seek revenge anymore, but they couldn't leave the house.
Along the way, they were ambushed many times, and in the end, due to serious injuries, they were both killed by the house repairman in the house."
Li Banfeng understood what his wife meant: "That is to say, if I learn how to set up a bridal chamber, I can move the seventh room to the second room, and the tenth room to the sixth room?"
The wife nodded: "My husband, you can move as you wish, especially the business of traveling and repairing. With the bridal chamber connected to the door, you can take advantage of the geographical advantage. This kind of combat power makes me envious.
Husband? Husband! Did you listen to what I said? "
Li Banfeng nodded slightly: "Listen, listen very carefully."
He figured something out.
"My dear, I think I know what's going on in the stairwell. There's an expert in the Dark Star Bureau, and he should be my fellow disciple."
PS: How tall is that master?
(End of this chapter)
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