I'm afraid I'm not interested in love

Chapter 509: The beauty has a lover, a perfect match

"When we leave school later, we must not go through the front door."

Chu Qingmian said with a serious expression.

"why?"

Su Chengyi bent down and picked up the persimmon. Perhaps it was full, so it didn't struggle at this moment. It just curled up in his arms and took a nap.

"Because there are a lot of people crowded there, and some are holding microphones and cameras for campus interviews! You don't want to be caught by them!"

Chu Qingmian touched his chest with lingering fear.

"Campus interview?"

Su Chengyi asked back with some confusion.

They had never seen this before when they reported as freshmen.

"Well, I don't know which club started this trend, but this year's Hundred Regiments Campaign started at the welcome party!

The interview was full of all kinds of stuff. At first, I thought it was just a series of polite questions asking the freshmen how they felt about the school and whether everyone was friendly. So in order not to embarrass them, I nodded and accepted the interview. What was the result?
The guy said: Bonjour~ as soon as he came up to me. I was really shocked as I thought he was a foreign Chinese. I quickly replied in French: Do you need any help?

Then he turned to look at another person with a look of surprise, and that person rushed up to me and continued to greet me in a weird voice, "Hola! Hola!" I realized that they were probably doing a program titled "Random interviews in multiple languages ​​at Kyoto University."

Chu Qingmian explained what had just happened in silence.

Su Chengyi wanted to laugh after hearing this. He didn't expect that Miss Chu had also followed the trend of street interviews.

But they were also lucky, and the show was quite effective, as they chose to ask this little language genius among so many people.

"Then how did you get rid of them afterwards?"

“What’s the point of my YouTube journey?”

Chu Qingmian spread his hands and mumbled something in Spanish.

"What do you mean?"

"If I see myself on YouTube the next day, you guys are dead."

I don't know why, but when I heard this sentence from other people, it seemed like a symbolic threat, but when it came from Miss Chu's mouth, it felt like a chill.

As a symbolic figure in the Orientation Office, Chu Qingmian had actually endured a lot of such persecution this morning, but this language interview was the most embarrassing.

Although she was a poster girl when she was in No. 1 Middle School, she herself was not very keen on it.

It was just because a certain hateful first place winner was so elusive that she was forced to take over and become the cover girl of the No. 1 Middle School Propaganda Newspaper.

Thinking of this, Chu Qingmian turned his head and glared at Su Chengyi.

The culprit still looked innocent.

"If any unlucky reporter were to interview you, you would definitely give him a rude reprimand, so we'd better avoid him."

Chu Qingmian held his hand and said this.

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It turned out that she was worried about the reporters rather than him. Su Chengyi remained silent.

"But, Su Chengyi, let me tell you, when I was a kid I hated it when my mother asked me to learn these things. I thought I would never meet a Spaniard or an Arab in my life.

It turns out that even if I can’t find them myself, my mom will bring back some partners from all over the world and randomly check if my language level has deteriorated! ”

Chu Qingmian thought of the big brother from the Middle East whom he met by chance in the company yesterday, and Wei Peilan who was standing beside him with his arms folded, pretending to be indifferent but actually with his ears perked up and staring at him hungrily, and he felt a lingering fear for a moment.

Fortunately, although she usually can't remember that she has such a language skill, for Chu Qingmian, language is something that will become unforgettable once learned.

So he was able to handle some simple conversations, and avoided another stern lecture from the usually strict Wei Peilan.

"Your mother has returned home?"

Su Chengyi noticed this key point.

He didn't have a good impression of Wei Peilan.

"Ah."

Chu Qingmian nodded obediently.

"She knows about Wake Up Entertainment and has always said she would take some time to come and have a look. But before, she only stayed for a day or two each time she returned to China, so she probably spends a large part of her time on the plane every year.

There may be some other things this time, so I have no intention of leaving for the time being."

“It always feels like it’s not going to be a good thing.”

Su Chengyi said slowly.

You can't blame him for being stereotyped, it's just the truth.

However, Wei Peilan's impression of him was definitely not a good one.

It can be said that the mother-in-law is becoming more and more displeased with her son-in-law, to the point where they are fed up with each other.

Chu Qingmian burst out laughing and turned his head to look at him.

"No, I'm grown up."

What she meant was that she would never again be unconditionally obedient and allow others to control her like she did when she was a child.

When Su Cheng thought of this, he felt a little relieved.

Although it was a childhood trauma, escaping it would not solve any problems. For a family like theirs, no matter what the real feelings were in private, at least the superficial relationship had to be maintained.

"What are you doing with the dried persimmon? Are you taking it back to the dormitory?"

Seeing that he had no intention of putting it down after walking all the way, Chu Qingmian asked curiously.

"No, it's unethical to keep it in the dormitory."

Su Chengyi weighed the weight in his hand.

“It looks too small and stupid. So I’m thinking about taking it to X1 Studios to raise it.”

Chu Qingmian's eyes lit up, and just when she was about to praise him for being loving, she realized something was wrong.

".No, if I remember correctly, you just said ten minutes ago that I look a lot like it, right?"

"Yes."

"Then you said it was stupid!!"

Chu Qingmian has never hesitated to speculate this bad-tempered guy with the greatest malice.

I didn't expect him to admit it so frankly.

"It means you are stupid too."

"Su Chengyi!"

Chu Qingmian was about to explode when a deep voice suddenly came from behind them.

"Classmate, do you want to prove that you are extremely intelligent?"

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Both of them were stunned for a moment, then turned around.

Following behind him were three people, one holding a camera, one holding a microphone, and the other carrying a schoolbag and holding a notebook and pen in his hands.

Su Chengyi quickly exchanged glances with Chu Qingmian and asked silently:

"Yes?"

Chu Qingmian also gave an affirmative answer with his eyes.

"Definitely is."

Such interview teams seem to be elusive in every corner of the campus, catching anyone they can.

It seems impossible for young people in today's society not to follow trends.

Su Chengyi shifted his gaze back to the three people.

The person holding the microphone came forward with a smile.

"Hello, students! We are the audition team for this year's campus knowledge competition. We are responsible for randomly selecting interested students to participate in the competition. Those with outstanding performance will have the opportunity to enter the college league and receive a large number of gifts."

"I have no intention and will not participate."

Su Chengyi said bluntly, raising his chin to signal to the cameraman.

"If I see myself on the official account tomorrow, you guys will..."

"Eh!"

Chu Qingmian covered his mouth in time before he could say anything bad, and whispered in his ear:

"They didn't even turn on the camera, and they were quite polite, unlike the ones I met before. Don't be so rude to them."

"Oh."

Su Chengyi's mouth was covered by her and he could only make unclear sounds.

The interview team watched the two people opposite each other first exchange glances, then get close to each other, and finally conspire loudly.

"I told you not to interview young couples."

The cameraman said coldly.

"The problem is that they are the only ones who have come all the way to deal with us!"

The reporter replied helplessly:
"Who wants to play a quiz contest with you in this era? Is Baidu Encyclopedia not useful enough?"

"Forget it, give up."

The person in charge of recording closed the document sadly.

When Su Chengyi saw their dejected look, he said to himself, "It's over."

Because there must be an angel lady who can't bear it, so she sympathizes and helps. "Well, I'm actually quite interested! If it's convenient, I can give it a try."

Sure enough, Chu Qingmian said this the next second.

Su Chengyi sighed softly and wanted to run away, but the persimmon in his arms was sleeping peacefully, making a snoring sound.

It feels like I can see a shining angel halo slowly rising above this guy's head.

A gleam of hope suddenly ignited in the eyes of the three interviewers, and they immediately came over again with joy.

"Don't worry, students. These are all very easy common sense questions. As long as you pass the test correctly, you can get a small gift!"

"Great!"

Chu Qingmian smiled and matched their high spirits.

Su Chengyi took a step back with the cat in his arms, looking grim.

He doesn't like this kind of thing, it's like a children's show and the questions are generally boring.

He had been encouraged to participate in this event before when he was in No. 1 Middle School.

While the other students were answering the questions enthusiastically, he stood there like a wooden stake that had walked into the wrong set.

In the end, Su Chengyi gloriously received 0 points in the quick-answer session and ranked last, becoming the contestant with the greatest disadvantage in the finals.

But despite this, he still fought against many opponents in the final round and won the final victory.

Chu Qingmian was lucky enough not to participate in this competition, but she was the host, so she also witnessed this famous battle.

She still remembers how he finished the extremely difficult logic reasoning question that was used as the school's finale in just one minute with an expressionless face.

The Yizhong Forum recorded this incident as: "You can tell that this UKW is extremely strong just by standing there."

"Which kind of poetry did the English poets Thomas White and Lord Salisbury introduce to England from Italy in the 16th century?"

The reporter holding the microphone held the question card in his hand and asked in a rhythmic tone.

"sonnet."

The Chinese class representative was naturally able to come up with ideas for such literary topics.

"correct!!!"

Su Chengyi looked at her shallow dimples that appeared from her polite smile, and suddenly thought that it would be okay to participate in school activities when he had nothing to do.

Ms. Chu’s life as a female college student is getting shorter day by day.

But he regretted it the next second because the microphone was moved in front of him.

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A question mark appeared on Su Chengyi's face.

But the reporter acted as if he didn't notice his unhappy expression and still looked very happy, as if he had "finally found the unlucky guy to be interviewed."

"Then it's this handsome guy's turn to answer the question!"

Chu Qingmian poked his waist and nodded, signaling him to cooperate.

Su Chengyi sighed and nodded.

"Excuse me, is a zebra a white horse with black spots or a black horse with white spots?"

".?"

Su Chengyi was ready to answer some tricky and complicated scientific questions, but what he heard was such a brain-teaser question.

Chu Qingmian also exclaimed "Ah?" in surprise, because she found that this seemed to be her blind spot in knowledge.

Looking at the expectant expressions of the three interviewers, Su Chengyi said unhappily:

"A black horse with white spots."

“Absolutely right!!!”

Chu Qingmian couldn't help but open his eyes wide, holding back his laughter and asked:
"Su Chengyi, no way, you know all this?!"

"When a zebra embryo develops, it first develops black skin, then gradually develops white stripes."

Su Chengyi explained that this was something he saw in an animal documentary when he was a child.

Chu Qingmian nodded with sudden enlightenment. He had acquired a new piece of trivia today.

"next question!"

"Xiao Ming imitated the ancients and wrote a ci poem. The text has 33 words. What is the most likely name of the ci poem he wrote?"

"Well, I think it should be Ru Meng Ling."

Chu Qingmian frowned, thought for a while, and gave an answer.

Su Chengyi lowered his eyes, thinking that this should be the correct answer, but in this regard, the judgment of the class representative was more trustworthy than his.

really.

"Oh my god, it's right again!!"

The reporter was a little shocked at first, as he had thought this was a difficult question that required careful consideration.

"Then it's the boys' turn again! Please listen to the question: Are flounders' eyes naturally on the same side?!"

".No. When a flounder is just hatched, its eyes are born on both sides, and they gradually move to the same side as it grows."

Su Chengyi answered patiently.

He felt that this reporter was targeting him. What kind of weird questions were they asking him?!
"The Bundesliga team Leverkusen is called the pharmaceutical factory because of which internationally renowned pharmaceutical company?"

Although it sounds like a sports-related issue, it is actually a humanities and economics issue.

This was Mr. Chu's ruling area at the moment, and she answered decisively:

"Bayer."

"Okay! It's the boys' turn again! May I ask - what breed of dog is Snoopy?"

The reporter was serious.

Su Chengyi took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth:

"Did you do it on purpose?"

"No, hahahaha, these are just random cards, trust me, brother!"

As soon as he raised this question, the reporter himself couldn't hold it anymore, because the contrast between the two sides' questions was really funny.

Chu Qingmian started laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back from the moment he heard the word "Snoopy".

I don't know why, but I always feel that when Su Chengyi's expressionless face is combined with such a cute cartoon character, there is a kind of contrast that makes people feel very funny.

"Beagle."

Although he was very dissatisfied, Su Chengyi finally replied.

Who knew the correct answer?
When he was a kid, he actually loved Snoopy. He not only bought the comics, but also owned a giant doll of the character.

Like the Pikachu hidden in his closet, they are a little bit inconsistent with his cool guy image.

But cool guys also had a childhood.

"Congratulations on getting the answer right! Okay, pretty boy, I'm going to change the question for you and you answer it first this time.

What element does a star ultimately form when it dies?"

"Iron. It should be said that once a star starts to produce iron, it is a sign that it will soon die."

Su Chengyi answered immediately.

It was all too simple for him, nothing to think about.

"Bingo! Then, the last question will be given to the girls."

"Which stone tablet helped modern archaeologists decipher the long-lost ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?"

The reporter suddenly attacked, and the question suddenly shifted from the literary area to the historical area.

He felt that this question was still somewhat difficult.

Unexpectedly, the pretty girl opposite just winked slightly smugly at the unhappy boy, and gave the answer lightly.

"The Rosetta Stone. Made in 196 BC, it contains the edict of accession to the throne of Ptolemy V, the ancient Egyptian king."

The boy slowly added:

"Discovered in Rosetta in 1799 by French Captain Pierre-François-Xavier Bouchard."

".Unbelievable! They are all correct!!"

The reporter looked through the answer sheet, his tone extremely shocked.

At this time, the cameraman finally couldn't help but come over and secretly asked:

"They really aren't our hired help, right?"

"If our activity funding was not zero, I would also think that they were hired at a high price."

The person in charge of recording sighed.

"The facts prove that our school is like this. There are geniuses everywhere and everyone is a top student."

"And it's nice and smooth."

"Besides, the beautiful girl has a boyfriend, so they are a perfect match."

".No need to say more, a friend of mine has been defeated."

(End of this chapter)