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Chapter 1154: Free Cattle and Horses Are Wasted

As we all know, no matter how well you bait the bait, you may not be able to catch fish.

You might also catch some strange things, such as a heavy suitcase.

Yan Yu'an spent three days fishing in the Yagyu Gym, but he didn't catch the mysterious warrior who killed Kaibouzu. Instead, he caught three notorious... and famous witches: Zhuhong, Cangqing, and Amber.

One of them is his buddy’s fiancée.

"Actually, I have a lover too."

"Who asked you this?"

Yan Yu'an stared at Wang Yunxiao and Han Bin with resentment on his face: "I can't stand your sympathetic eyes."

"You think too much."

Han Bin comforted him: "Look, among the three of us, you are the most handsome one, right? You also have the highest salary. Customs is a golden rice bowl that others would fight hard to get. With your conditions, how could you not have a lover? It would be strange if you didn't have one, right?"

Yan Yu'an's expression became more and more resentful.

So Wang Yunxiao and Han Bin looked at him with more sympathy.

Old Yan, what's wrong with you...

Although the brothers all know that you are a workaholic, working overtime every day and have no time to date, but you can't say that there is no one to introduce you to a girl, right? Is there no girl at the customs who has a crush on you?

Wang Yunxiao kindly said, "How about I introduce Miss Shen to you?"

Even though he's a shameless scourge.

"I really have a lover, and we are engaged as children."

Yan Yu'an's tone was firm, but his eyes flickered.

"Child marriage and being in a relationship are two different things."

Han Bin said: "Is the situation complicated and inconvenient to talk about? No matter how complicated it is, can it be more complicated than us two brothers?"

Yan Yu'an nodded.

Wang Yunxiao was in awe.

Could there be women with more complicated situations than Li Mumu and Cheng Xuefei?
He was not very curious at first, but now he is really curious.

"Just tell us how complicated it is. We will help you with some advice. We are all brothers and we won't laugh at you."

Yan Yu'an hesitated.

"The mother of the child I'm engaged to is the one I'm in love with."

Wang Yunxiao: "..."

Han Bin: “…”

Why is Chinese so complicated?

"How old is the child?"

"I'm seven years old this year."

"Beast, where's her mother?"

"eighteen."

Han Bin spat out a mouthful of tea and gave a thumbs up.

"Old Yan, you are this!"

Yan Yu'an looked embarrassed, but he didn't feel much guilt.

Wang Yunxiao noticed the change in his expression and suddenly thought of a possibility: "Not a local?"

"Correct."

"Sea people?"

The fact that the child was seven and the mother was eighteen was a bit too sensational even in Japan where heavy industrial culture was prevalent.

But it’s different in the sea.

After Wang Yunxiao joined the navy, he gained a better understanding of the ethnic culture of the sea people.

The average lifespan of the sea people is short, their bodies grow fast, and their reproduction efficiency is high.

Its ecological niche on the seabed is pretty much the same as that of a hyena.

Girls can give birth at the age of eleven or twelve, and can give birth to three or four children at a time. The children can pick up weapons and hunt with adults when they are six or seven years old.

A section chief named Liu in the Secret Service Bureau who is in her early twenties is already an older single woman in her hometown.

Yan Yu'an nodded silently.

I work at the customs, so what's wrong with finding a lover with a seaman? No problem at all.

She is strong, durable, good at giving birth, has a good appearance and figure, and most importantly, does not ask for a dowry.

The only thing is that this child marriage sounds very strange.

"I was fighting smuggling at sea when I encountered a group of seafarers hijacking our ship. I saw that she was young at the time, so I let her go..."

"Later, she expressed her love to me, and I said I would wait until she was a little older... When we met again, her belly was already big."

Yan Yu'an's tone was bleak.

It was such a sad story that Wang Yunxiao couldn't even laugh after hearing it.

According to unofficial historical records in a certain film and television drama, Zhang Yi and Han Xin also encountered a similar tragedy.

After spending several years rushing through life, he finally came back with success to find that his white moonlight had been taken away by a wild boar on the roadside.

"That means if you don't behave like a beast in two years, even this marriage will be snatched away by someone else."

Han Bin keenly grasped the crux of the problem.

"Then it won't just be mother and daughter. You can have three generations of grandparents and grandchildren?"

Yan Yu'an glared at him angrily.

That's not just a matter of three generations. Men become more popular as they get older. Yan Yu'an is still young...

By the way, can this be considered an ancestral male elf?

This question was too complicated. Wang Yunxiao found it dangerous to continue thinking about it, so he decisively gave up thinking about it.

…………

The reason why we suddenly talked about this matter was that Li Mumu sent a formal invitation in the name of "Zhu Hong".

Invite the three strong men next door to dinner in the evening.

If we ignore the existence of a "marriage" relationship between the two parties, purely from the surface, it can indeed be called a powerful dialogue between the good and evil forces and the young generation of geniuses in Tianmen City.

Although the location of the dinner was not chosen properly, and as the host, Junko Yagyu was not qualified to participate in this level of conversation.

The gossip that Yan Yu'an casually mentioned when they were playing mahjong before was enough to make her tremble with fear.

Some things are really annoying if you hear them too much.

"Let me introduce you to everyone. This is the beautiful and kind-hearted Amber Coffin Lady."

Yan Yu'an and Han Bin had no expression on their faces.

Chief Xia, when did you come?

So you were just playing house with these two shelters?

"The reason why we invited several captains here is because we are facing a rather thorny problem right now, and we would like to seek your opinions."

After all, the reputations of these three warriors in front of them are not inferior to those of the three witches in certain circles in Tianmen City.

The titles of us three witches are all fake, we are just acting.

What these three did in the past was all true.

They have achieved astonishing results in their respective positions.

Saying that his hands were covered in blood is an embellished description.

This is still under the premise that as a public official, you should be more restrained in what you do.

When there are no restrictions...the Fuso government in another world line will have something to say.

So when he realized that he might not be able to defeat the Tushan clan on his own, Li Mumu decisively thought of seeking external assistance.

Professional matters should be left to professionals.

"To sum up, Tushan is just such a thing. We really can't do anything with her."

Li Mumu skipped over the identities of the three of them as time travelers and the ins and outs of the signal flag plan, and only briefly introduced the information related to the Tushan clan.

It's not that there's really no other way.

If they are pushed to the limit, they will destroy Avalon and smash the supercomputer. Without hardware support, Tushan clan will be like a tree without roots and water without a source, and they will be at the mercy of them.

But it is not necessary.

What a waste of time. I still have to study, practice, and get married. How can I have the energy to get entangled with that dead fox?

Li Mumu wanted to hear Wang Yunxiao's opinion, feeling that there might be some surprises.

After listening to Li Mumu's story, Yan Yu'an and Han Bin looked at each other silently, and neither spoke immediately.

Quantum artificial intelligence from the future, a mine-related evil and disqualified mentor... I don't quite understand what he says, but there are so many bizarre monsters and evil spirits in this world that it's not a problem if I don't understand.

Just know what she's going to do.

"Let me first clarify one thing. That...sister-in-law, this Tushan clan you mentioned likes to 'cultivate' herself instead of picking peaches from others. Am I right in understanding this?"

Han Bin raised his hand and asked.

Li Mumu looked at Shen Qingxi. She had never thought about this issue.

Shen Qingxi shrugged and said, "Don't ask me, I don't understand either."

"Logically, that should be the case."

Wang Yunxiao answered the question on behalf of Li Mumu. After all, he was the only "outsider" among the people present who had fought against Tushan. From an outsider's perspective, his view of Tushan's problems was different from that of Li Mumu and the others.

"Since her underlying logic is to train a dragon girl, then it would definitely be better to train her from a young age. It's actually quite difficult to pick peaches these days."

To put it bluntly, it's a problem of cognition.

The average cultural quality of women in this era is simply not at the same level as women in the future.

Forget about playing with mobile phones and surfing the Internet. How many girls from normal families can get the chance to go to school?

When the girl grows up, becomes obedient and sensible, it is basically time to talk about marriage.

And those girls who go to school are all well protected - if you don't protect them well, parents will not be able to let their girls go to school without worry.

As for the more outstanding talents, they either study in Jishan Academy or are sent to Qinghe Middle School for targeted training.

Where would you like to go to pick peaches?

From a rational point of view, it is of course more cost-effective to set up your own school, organize a teaching team, and train students from scratch.

Tushan has no shortage of time.

There is absolutely no need to fight to the death with a powerful evil spirit like Li Mumu who has cultivated himself into a master.

Facts have also proved that after she came to Tianmen, apart from that greeting, she did not continue to harass Li Mumu.

Now it looks more like Li Mumu and the other two are fighting a battle of wits and courage with the air.

But... after all, he is a victim, so it is not surprising that he suffers from PTSD.

"Then I have an idea."

Han Bin looked at Yan Yu'an and asked, "Old Yan, what do you think?"

"I have an idea, too."

Yan Yu'an looked at Wang Yunxiao.

Wang Yunxiao spread his hands and said, "My idea is relatively simple."

Li Mumu was watching from the side, stunned.

What is this kind of tacit understanding between men?

"Such a good and strong laborer should not be wasted if not used."

Wang Yunxiao explained, "Principal Zhou is short of staff, and Miss Tushan is a good teacher. I think we can introduce her to Principal Zhou. Maybe they will hit it off."

"That would be like pushing Qinghe's students into a fire pit..."

"You also have to look at who's in the fire pit."

The well-behaved and sweet-spoken Song Lili, and the harmless Mu Yusheng.

One is a person who has just begun to understand human nature, the other is a perennial fried dough stick.

Wang Yunxiao didn’t think that the threat posed by Tushan clan would be greater than these two things.

On the other hand, if they can't find a life mentor who can control them, these two things will explode sooner or later.

Bai Shanhu...Teacher Bai has returned to the classroom and there is actually no problem for her to sit at the same table with the kids.

"It's better not to cause trouble for Principal Zhou. Since you think she will be attracted to Ms. Yagyu Junko, and we also have to deal with the issue of Japanese women working outside the home, why not just let Tushan do it."

Yan Yu'an shared his plan: "This way, the girls in Fusang will have the opportunity to receive higher education and maybe even make money. We will also solve a huge social security risk. Tushan can also realize her dream - everyone will be happy, isn't that good?"

Okay...okay?
Li Mumu was a little unsure for a moment.

"Such a good free labor force, why put her in Tianmen?"

Han Bin snorted coldly, "Do you know what the current situation is in the inland provinces? In many places, people live like humans, their minds and bodies are stuck in the past, and they are simply unable to accept new things. If she wants to train a dragon girl, why must she do it in Tianmen? The current situation in Tianmen was created by the President, so how could she be the one to reap the benefits here?"

"Is she not eligible to go to other places? Why doesn't she go? As an artificial intelligence institution, does it still need to care about differences in ethnicity, region, and wealth? If she is sent to the mainland to work on education, she can do it for the rest of her life, until the end of the world!"

Damn, it’s you. People who have been out and experienced life have a different perspective.

Wang Yunxiao secretly gave Han Bin a thumbs up in his heart.

Li Mumu was stunned after hearing this.

Is this what we started talking about?

How come you guys just take that stinky fox for granted and use her as free labor? She is a fox spirit, not a green bull spirit!
"You may not understand that Tushan likes to be the one directing things from behind the scenes. She won't take the initiative to be a slave..."

"I don't think so. I think she's quite happy being a cow and a horse."

Wang Yunxiao shook his head and said, "Look, Avalon is so well built. It can't be that the Eagle people built it by themselves. Without Tushan's command, could they have created such a wonder?"

Li Mumu was speechless.

"And I want to ask you a question in return. For dragon girls... no matter if they are real dragons or fake dragons, besides having to be female, are there any other rigid selection criteria?"

Wang Yunxiao had something in his mind but was too embarrassed to say it out loud.

Even the three of you can be considered as reserves. I can't imagine what other strict requirements the Dragon Girl needs.

There’s no problem with returned overseas Chinese, there’s no problem with Transformers, there’s no problem with even dead people.

If you don't meet the screening criteria, I don't know what you are panicking about.

If you are all on the standard line...

"Then does Tushan herself have the qualifications to become a dragon girl?"

"Forehead……"

"Maybe she hasn't realized it yet. Why don't you remind her?"

Li Mumu gave Shen Qingxi a blank look.

Is this okay?

Is there such a big difference in the way men and women think?
"Makes sense!"

Shen Qingxi slammed the table hard: "I think what my brother-in-law said makes sense! Let's do it this way!"

"Where does that make sense?"

"I don't know, but since there is a way, let's give it a try."

As a pragmatist, Shen Qingxi prefers to unconditionally trust the opinions of experts when he has no ideas.

A philosopher once said that when your senior writes down the steps and procedures such as burning incense, bathing, burning incense and kneeling in his experimental notes, it is best not to omit them when you are doing the experiment.

Why do you care whether it works or not? Just try it first.

"But the question is, how can we convince Tushan to accept this suggestion?"

"The first step is of course to capture her."

Shen Qingxi's eyes were burning.

"It's impossible to convince her emotionally. We must have factual data to support our arguments. Three handsome guys, can you come up with some specific data? I will summarize it and write a plan. I know how to deal with this kind of machine brain!"

"can."

Yan Yu'an nodded and said, "I have the documents and research reports ready. I'll send them to you tomorrow morning. How's Old Han?"

Han Bin shrugged and said, "I can write a report on the situation in the mainland overnight."

"you?"

"What's wrong with me? I'm a college student after all, have you forgotten?"

Yan Yu'an laughed dryly twice.

Indeed I forgot.

Who would have thought that the man with the roughest style present was actually the top student with the highest academic qualifications.

College students of this era and college students of later generations are completely two different species.

(End of this chapter)