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Chapter 1159 She is very professional in pretending to be stupid

"I can't do it anymore! I really can't do it anymore!"

Uesugi Risa staggered and held onto the lamppost, threw the bag behind her to the ground, and sat down.

The mechanical maid walked up to her and looked at the cowardly look of the little witch. She couldn't help but cover her face and sigh. Even the face with the metal shell revealed human helplessness.

Is this still a human being?

By the standards of ordinary people, Uesugi Risa is certainly good enough, but if evaluated by the standards of a dragon girl... even by the average standards of a reserve dragon girl, her appearance can only be described by a popular phrase in the later Internet era.

——The poet holds.

What this sentence means is that if she were a human being, I would eat shit.

"There are still two streets left. Just hold on a little longer."

"Teacher Tushan, I really can't run anymore."

Uesugi Risa looked aggrieved: "I haven't eaten much in the past two days. Now I feel dizzy and my heart is beating fast."

"Why don't you eat?"

"Isn't this losing weight?"

"Why lose weight? You're not getting married, who are you going to show off to if you become skinny as lightning?"

"But girls themselves have to pay attention to their appearance."

Feeling the murderous intent in the eyes of the mechanical maid Yi, Uesugi Risa's face was full of grievance.

"Teacher Tushan, I have really been working very hard."

Three weapons and three notebooks were revealed from the packages scattered nearby.

To be honest, the little witch has been running around for more than a month and it can’t be said that she hasn’t worked hard.

However, even though they had absolute information and military advantages, they had only completed one-third of the task so far. This result was really hard for Tushan to accept.

How can the gap between people be so big?
"Wake up! Don't fall asleep! Listen to me, do you remember why we collect these things?"

There was a look in Uesugi Risa's eyes that was half pure and half confused, like a little kid who had just escaped from the last year of kindergarten.

The rich natural collagen on the little face shows no traces of time and wisdom.

Tushan sighed to the sky.

How many sins did I commit in my previous life... Well, I did commit a lot, and now the retribution has come.

"I'm going to tell you again, please listen carefully."

In fact, I don’t know how many times I’ve said it.

The story version was simplified again and again, gradually reduced to a level that even elementary school students could understand.

"The three great artifacts of Fuso are the symbol of Fuso's national destiny. After defeating the Great Snake, your Lord, Black Dragon Princess, divided the three artifacts into nine pieces and gave them to different people. This was to gradually wear away Fuso's national destiny through the secular aura and integrate it into the energy of Ming."

"Now someone wants to steal your family's patriarch's position through a reverse magic ritual. He is secretly distributing these notebooks and manipulating the users of the notebooks to collect the scattered artifacts."

“As long as he gathers these nine artifacts and reassembles them into the original three artifacts, he will be able to control the fate of Fusang while impersonating your Lord’s deeds of killing the snake, and then replace the Lord of All Changes with the name of the Lord of All Changes…”

It would be strange if I could understand it.

Risa Uesugi was also helpless. It was such a complicated thing that she just didn't understand. No matter how much she explained it to me, she wouldn't understand.

After Tushan's repeated explanations over the past few days, she still understood the general meaning.

Daji is Daji, and Tamamonomae is Tamamonomae.

They were obviously two completely unrelated foxes, but because they both did the same thing of seducing the monarch and bringing disaster to the country and the people, they were regarded as the same fox by later generations. They also made up a story that Daji fled overseas after the demise of the Shang Dynasty, changed her appearance and called herself Tamamonomae.

To put it bluntly, it is a problem of cognition. Within the scope of one's own cognition, it is easy for people to simply summarize things they do not understand into things within their own cognition.

For example, people in the past were uneducated and called matches "self-lighting" and called showing movies "shadow movies".

Most of the people in Ming Dynasty didn't know who the Master of All Changes was or what he looked like, so there was room for impersonation and passing off the real thing as the real thing.

I understand the principle, so don't explain the specific operating principles to me!

What you told me about the meaning, mission, and ideals of life are all very good indeed.

But I just can't do it. I am very clear that I am a waste, and my God Lord knows it too.

"Roast Duck."

Eh?
The little witch raised her head suddenly: "What?"

The mechanical maid said coldly, "I'm telling you, after we finish this order today, I'll treat you to roast duck when we get back. You probably haven't tried the roast duck in the capital, have you? Last time we heard those old scholars chatting in the teahouse, they praised the roast duck as if it was a delicacy from heaven..."

"I want to lose weight!"

"If you want to lose weight, do more exercise. Don't lie in bed all day doing nothing. Now I give you something to do but you don't do it."

“I’m doing it!”

"Don't say those useless things. Are you going to eat it or not?"

The little witch's eyes were filled with tears. "Who do you think I am? Don't I have any shame?"

"I originally wanted to treat you to three meals, but now I only have two."

"Don't!"

The little witch picked up her bag and ran away.

After running a few steps, I heard some noise behind me. I turned around and saw the mechanical maid banging her forehead against the lamppost.

"Teacher Tushan, you..."

"Leave me alone, you go first!"

"it is good!"

…………

"My sister-in-law seems a little..."

Han Bin actually wanted to say that your wife seemed to be dying, but out of brotherhood, he did not say it so directly.

From the perspective of the three of them as bystanders, Li Mumu and her bestie were suffering from epilepsy. Their bodies were shaking wildly and blood was coming out of all their orifices, making them look extremely hideous and terrifying.

Even more terrifying than the two of them was Cardinal Elena, whose heart had been ripped out. She suddenly stood up as if she had been possessed by another spirit. She staggered to the center of the battlefield and reached out to take the Eight-foot Mirror that had been put together again.

A purple eyeball protruded from the center of her forehead, with strange blood vessels extending from the eyeball, occupying almost half of her beautiful face.

"Get out!"

Facing the Angel of Darkness who had just attacked her, she actually gave orders in a serious manner.

And the Angel of Darkness actually made a gesture of surrender and obediently stepped aside.

She turned her head to look at the Zhuhong and Cangqing duo who were having a seizure in the distance, and a hint of confusion appeared on her face involuntarily.

You guys...

"It's not a big problem."

Wang Yunxiao was very calm.

His true colors haven't been revealed yet, so this is just the beginning.

When you see Optimus Prime coming riding a white lion dog, that's when there will be a problem.

"According to my understanding, they should wait for a winner to be chosen between the two of them, and then fight with Elena, and the winner takes all - this is probably how the magic ritual works at the moment."

Yan Yu'an whispered, "The current problem is, what will be summoned after this ritual is successful? I don't think this process is very similar to the Yamata no Orochi."

"Whatever it is?"

Han Bin glanced at the sea and asked: "Should we clean up the periphery first?" "Section Chief Xia has already gone there."

"Speaking of which..."

Wang Yunxiao suddenly said, "There are flying monkeys and cannons here. Has no one come to take a look in such a long time?"

Speaking of which, this place is indeed quite remote.

Dagukou is a place name. The area within a radius of dozens of miles is the scope of Dagukou, and the port terminal and military fortress only occupy a small part of it.

But it's not so remote that if you fire guns or fireworks in the middle of the night, no one else can hear you.

"I have informed the navy. There is a warship on standby in the open sea. They can't escape."

Yan Yu'an spoke in a calm tone.

He always does things in a thorough manner, unlike Wang Yunxiao and Han Bin who only act without thinking. Since he said so, Wang Yunxiao could only choose to believe it.

In fact, his main intention was to ask whether he could take action.

What if things get out of hand and it's hard to resolve? Or should I just take action?

It's so boring just waiting like this.

"I brought the playing cards."

Han Bin whispered: "How about we retreat first and play a few rounds?"

"No, it's coming soon!"

Yan Yu'an was also very anxious.

What is missing from this magic ritual? If you keep dragging your feet, it will be dawn soon!
At this time, a light "pa chi" sound was heard from a distance.

Everyone's eyes involuntarily turned to the direction where the sound came from.

I saw Uesugi Risa falling on the beach in a dog-chewing-mud posture, the bag in her arms scattered all over the ground, and three uniquely shaped weapons fell out.

Liushang, Izumo, and impermanence.

The Angel of Destruction screamed and pounced towards her.

Finally the wait has come...

At this moment, even the instigator behind the scenes couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Do you know how late you are?

We waited so long that the daylily got cold!

However, faced with the sudden attack, the little witch, who was obviously exhausted and sweating and pale, launched a surprising counterattack.

He slashed with his sword, and fifty-five temples appeared in the sky, with fifty-five Buddhas holding flowers and smiling.

Sakura Rain cassock cut!
As soon as the knife was swung, the sky and the earth changed color, and all the ghosts became silent.

The Angel of Destruction was directly chopped into ashes by this extremely gorgeous sword.

what's the situation?
It hadn't reacted even when death was imminent, and its face was filled with confusion.

I was having a great time fishing in the bronze round when suddenly I met Tongtiandai!
At that last moment, he finally realized his mistake.

The previous game process went so smoothly that it even forgot the standard difficulty of the game.

The first half was a pure novice game.

Among the three great sacred artifacts, the Yasakani no Magatama is half sold and half given away.

If Yan Yu'an didn't hand it over voluntarily, Ono Taro would have no ability or idea to snatch the magatama.

The Eight-foot Mirror has always been in the hands of the church. If it weren't for the internal power struggle, they would not have allowed a vase with no combat experience to take it out. In a sense, it was also given for free.

Li Mumu was slacking off from beginning to end.

Shen Qingxi joined in and enjoyed touching her very much.

Only Uesugi Risa...

She was the only gamer who took the game guide and was guided by a big boss to complete the game seriously.

Liushang, Izumo, Wuchang - these three weapons were handed over by the Secret Service Bureau to the secret service departments in each district for safekeeping, and she collected them all by stealing and smuggling.

There were three notebooks, she had one in her own hand, and the other two were snatched from others.

"It turns out it's her..."

Yan Yu'an showed a look of understanding, not surprised at all.

The mysterious warrior who killed Kaibouzu with one sword did not take any of the victim's money after the kill, and was not tempted by the business left by Kaibouzu.

In fact, when Yan Yu'an was checking the scene, he had already guessed about 70% of it, but without any actual evidence, it was difficult to draw a conclusion.

After all, that strike was a pure crushing of strength, without any frills, and no unique technical style could be seen.

Moreover, Uesugi Risa's identity is inherently sensitive.

The priestess who came to Tianmen from Fuso is usually cheerful and behaves like a good-for-nothing. No one knows what the purpose of her trip is.

It can be said that it is difficult to distinguish between friend and foe.

So Yan Yu'an specially called Wang Yunxiao and Han Bin, who knew her well, to come and help.

It's not about guarding against her herself, but about guarding against her summoning the big guy behind her.

Only a god like the Lord of All Changes could descend to the mortal world in the body of a god-favored being. Only a disaster of this magnitude was worthy of the three of them working together to suppress it.

Even if we put aside the Master of All Changes, Uesugi Risa's own fighting ability should not be underestimated.

After all, she is one of the eight divine priestesses who represent the highest combat power in Fuso.

She really chopped me down one by one.

So when he saw the Angel of Darkness rushing towards him, he did not panic, but instead reacted normally like a normal person would.

The dying scream of the Angel of Destruction exploded at the soul level, waking up Li Mumu and Shen Qingxi who were trapped at the spiritual level at the same time, and also pressing the final start switch of the magic ritual.

"I am... the Lord of Change?"

Shen Qingxi shook his head and looked at Li Mumu beside him.

"What a coincidence, so am I."

The expression on Li Mumu's face was very unnatural.

There is a sense of shame and social demise for fooling around with a strange man in front of my husband.

When the Angel of Darkness fell, all the cause and effect became clear in an instant.

The answer is simple.

This is a conspiracy that has been buried for a long time.

Nine notebooks sneaked into the territory of Ming Dynasty with different destiny trajectories. They pretended to be the all-knowing Baidu, providing users with all possible information and convenience, while subtly influencing their minds and inducing them to gather together at the end of their destiny.

At this time and place, the memory of each user is distorted and tampered with by the manipulator behind the scenes. It tells one familiar yet unfamiliar story after another, reshaping the cognition of the notebook user.

Let them think they have discovered the truth.

There is only one choice left, and that is to fight each other to decide the final winner and inherit the title of the so-called "Lord of Change".

With the help of the magical ritual of summoning the Yamata no Orochi, the true Lord of Change will be born from the body of the final winner in this way.

They can go public through a backdoor listing, clean up their mess, and even usurp the divine authority of the Master of All Changes if conditions permit.

It really kills two birds with one stone.

(End of this chapter)