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Chapter 1185 Can the Phoenix Lay Eggs?

Mathematics is most likely to fool fools with low cultural level, because this subject is just at the limit of their cognition, making it both easy to understand and incomprehensible.

Even a three-year-old can count on his fingers, but even adults get confused when it comes to numbers beyond two digits.

Therefore, in the past, many religious sects would exaggerate the numbers as much as possible when preaching, saying things like "I have hundreds of billions of gods, and each god has practiced for trillions of years."

They don’t understand anything else I say, and although they don’t understand this either, they just feel like it’s so wow, it’s amazing.

According to legend, the peaches take three thousand years to bloom, three thousand years to bear fruit, and no one has ever seen them ripen. It seems that people who grow peaches have no need to eat them, and people who need to eat peaches cannot seem to verify the authenticity of this legend.

But the peach trees in Chen Tianjun's courtyard are real. They are not the peach trees she stole from the Queen Mother's back garden, but a brand new variety she grafted and cultivated herself.

This tree was originally a tree demon that had achieved enlightenment. After being beaten by Chen Tianjun, it was eventually forced to admit that it was a peach tree... Of course, this was just a rumor circulating among students and was not to be believed.

The peach itself tastes good, round and full, a very classic peach flavor.

It is soft and sticky, just like honey ice cream, and melts in your mouth.

Peaches are just like commercial fruits. The peaches you can buy in the supermarket, apart from being called peaches, have a taste that is nothing like real peaches.

After all, people who sell fruits must first consider how to transport and preserve them over long distances.

If you want to eat really good fruit, you either have to spend more money or find the right season and place of origin and eat it from the tree.

In order to eat this peach, Li Mumu went to the cafeteria to borrow a set of knives, forks, bowls and plates.

Using the precise peeling technique of a surgeon, peel off the soft skin, shave the peach flesh from the pit, cut it into small pieces, place it on a plate, and savor it slowly, bite by bite.

It’s not that I have any idol baggage like a young lady... Of course, I do have some of that.

This is mainly because this peach has strong medicinal properties. Eating it feels like drinking a farmer's liquor. After taking a bite, it feels like the throat and stomach are filled with wind oil. After entering the stomach, it goes back to the top of the head.

Li Mumu was very suspicious that Chen Tianjun added something else into the peaches when he was growing them.

But she doesn't have a computer in her stomach, so she can't determine the specific composition of the fruit pulp.

I can only say that it is very effective after taking it, it can clear intestinal toxins, relieve constipation... no, it can dredge the meridians, strengthen the muscles and bones, moisturize the skin, and the whole person begins to exude a fruity fragrance from the inside out.

Xiaodie sat opposite Li Mumu and silently pushed her peach over.

Li Mumu glanced at her and said, "Eat your own."

Xiaodie shook her head.

Perhaps she was not used to Li Mumu's human form. She usually hid in Chu Jiang's tail and slept all day long. She didn't seem to be embarrassed when she gnashed her teeth and farted. Suddenly one day, she saw her "doghouse" turned into a human form - it doesn't seem appropriate to say this, but that's basically what it means.

It caused a huge shock to the young mind of the zombie sister.

Until now, I still don’t dare to look Li Mumu in the eye.

Li Mumu expressed her understanding.

You would also be confused if you suddenly saw your desktop computer turned into a girl.

The surfing history has not been deleted and the hard drive is full.

Your mother brought in some fruit and asked who this girl was, and the first thing she said was your online name.

At this time, what else can you think of besides asking her to change back immediately?
"Don't feel any psychological burden just because I take care of you. I have several girls your age at home..."

Actually, it's a sister shake.

"It's much more complicated than your situation."

Just zombies.

"There's no need to worry about revenge. You heard what Professor Chen said. It's just a matter of convenience."

Li Mumu taught the introverted and taciturn zombie junior sister like a caring elder sister: "Senior Xiao picked you up because he saw that you have a talent for cultivation, not because he felt sorry for you. If you really want to do something, then study hard."

Penglai Immortal Academy is not a traditional immortal sect, but a school in essence. Xiao Tingyun travels around the world to recruit disciples in order to select outstanding talents to resist the crisis of time.

All other disciples, including Li Mumu, were admitted through examinations. No matter what your grades are, at least you have submitted a paper.

And Xiaodie was sent here by someone.

She still isn't quite clear about her identity here. She might even think that she was captured by some evil sect and was being sacrificed to be turned into a cauldron.

Before Xiao Tingyun left, he only told her to recuperate at the foot of Qilin Cliff. As for the follow-up arrangements, he had not returned yet and no one knew.

But Li Mumu felt that most likely she wanted to wash away the negative energy and evil spirit in her body, and then be sent to other places to lay the foundation, such as Qinghe Middle School.

Penglai’s professional courses are too advanced for Xiaodie to understand at all. She is still trying to learn the words in the fairy tale book that Yin Nan found for her.

Mention Yin Nan and Yin Nan will come.

When he heard that two beautiful girls had come to the cafeteria, he was still wondering who they were. When he saw them coming in, he was completely stunned.

It is normal for Qilin to change its form. Both the eldest brother and the eldest sister can switch their forms.

But no one told me that Junior Sister Chu is so pretty?
Why is such a good girl in such a hurry to get married? Her husband must be a scumbag, the kind who is especially good at coaxing women.

Yin Nan's mind was rapidly filled with various plans to rescue the fallen woman, but of course he didn't dare show it on the surface. He walked over and bowed his head in a serious manner.

"Junior Sister Chu, Xiaodie."

"Senior Brother Yin..."

Li Mumu glanced at the peach in his hand.

Are you here to eat peaches too?
Yin Nan looked at the chopped peaches on Li Mumu's plate and couldn't help but laugh dryly.

Not everyone can eat Professor Chen's peaches. God knows how many weird things she has grafted onto that peach tree.

If you eat it raw with the skin on, the constipation-relieving effect will be more significant than Wallace.

Li Mumu could cut it into pieces and eat it, but it was definitely not possible with Yin Nan's cultivation level. He just tried to take a bite and felt dizzy and his nose was bleeding profusely and he couldn't stop it.

After much thought, he decided to go to the cafeteria to find a wine bottle and soak the peaches in the wine.

Wine soaking is also an indispensable part of the traditional food culture of the Ming people.

"Junior Sister Chu, have you heard that even the senior sister who was guarding Hokkaido was called back by Professor Chen?"

Yin Nan found a wine bottle and came back, sitting next to Li Mumu, winking and saying, "Professor Chen even took out the peaches to ask you guys to help. It seems that he is determined to win this time."

Although Li Mumu didn't want to pay attention to him, she was very curious about this matter, so she asked, "Professor Chen only said that he was going to Hong Kong to do a project. Could it be that you know the specific content?"

"It's not a secret, it's just not nice to tell it out."

Yin Nan smiled and said, "Didn't Senior Brother just pass the tribulation? You also know that he is a descendant of the Phoenix. At that time, he suddenly had an idea and saw a chance related to the Phoenix bloodline appearing in Xiangjiang."

"What chance?"

"There's a phoenix egg there!"

who?

This was Li Mumu's first reaction. Since there is a phoenix egg, there must be a mother phoenix, right? Did the eldest brother fall in love with the mother?
But a second later she suddenly reacted.

No, a phoenix egg doesn't necessarily have a mother.

After all, according to mythology, when the phoenix is ​​in nirvana...that's not right. I've never heard of a phoenix laying eggs when it's in nirvana. Isn't it like Senior Brother Ji Yan, where the hair on the body falls off and then grows again?

Could it be a species from Azeroth?
Li Mumu thought too much and became conflicted for a moment.

"It's definitely not the eldest brother's, right?"

"That's impossible to say."

Yin Nan's face was full of gossip: "If it wasn't his, how could he suddenly find out about it?"

"It's definitely not mine."

Ji Yan's voice suddenly sounded behind Yin Nan, and Yin Nan froze.

"Junior Brother Yin, can't you change your habit of gossiping behind people's backs?"

Ji Yan said helplessly.

"God and heaven are my conscience, Big Brother!"

Yin Nan's face flushed: "I only told you this because Junior Sister Chu asked me!"

"You added that last sentence yourself."

"sorry!"

Yin Nan resolutely bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

Ji Yan snorted coldly: "If you dare to talk nonsense in front of your senior sister, I will cut off all ties with you!"

"What nonsense are you telling me?"

Xu Changge's voice came from far outside the cafeteria, and Ji Yan froze.

Everyone in Penglai Immortal Academy knows that Ji Yan loves Xu Changge.

The man is talented and the woman is beautiful. Judging from their conditions, they are indeed a good match, but this is not a matchmaking agency.

Xu Changge was not here for a blind date or to find a son-in-law.

The eldest sister is a career-oriented woman with a particularly cold personality. She is not interested in matters between men and women at all. The so-called thing between men will only affect the speed at which she draws her sword.

It just so happens that the eldest senior brother has damaged his brain by reading too much.

The Ghost Car, a notorious mythical creature, was brainwashed by the teachings of the sages and decided to get a tattoo of the Five Virtues on its back.

He prefers to be passive, which is the tone of scholars who believe that there is beauty in books.

What matters is the parents' orders and the matchmaker's words, one has to perform well enough, and then wait for the mentor or the other party's parents to take the initiative to propose marriage.

Instead of licking it actively like a turtle man.

But Xiao Tingyun didn't care about this matter, not to mention Xu Changge's parents, it was still unclear whether they knew about it.

As a result, the relationship between the two is stuck here.

On the day he was promoted to Earthly Immortal, he suddenly sensed a causal connection in the distance, and Ji Yan's originally good mood seemed to be poured over his head like a bucket of cold water.

I am a man, where do my eggs come from?
No, that's ambiguous... It should be "How do I lay eggs?" "Who do I lay eggs with?"
When it comes to physiological knowledge, it touches upon the blind spots in the sage scriptures. So after Ji Yan came back, he immediately sought advice from the authority on the island, Chen Tianjun.

In terms of biology, whether it is animals, plants, or mythical creatures, among the ten heavenly kings on Penglai Island, Chen Tianjun is the absolute authoritative expert.

After listening to Ji Yan's explanation, she said two words that made him feel terrified when he thought about it carefully.

The first sentence is: "What do you think phoenix eggs taste like?"

The second sentence is: "If it's not your egg, it's not a big deal. If it is your egg, it's a big problem."

The problem must be very serious, otherwise Chen Tianjun would not have sent out this official trip specifically for him, and even called Xu Changge back from Hokkaido.

But after listening to Ji Yan's story, everyone was still confused and didn't know what was going on.

"After all, you suddenly have a child?"

Xu Changge's soul-searching question made Ji Yan break out in a cold sweat.

Perhaps considering that he couldn't explain the problem clearly, his brain was working fast at this moment.

"Changge, is the situation in Hokkaido okay?"

"Calm and calm."

In fact, Xu Changge had been in Hokkaido for less than half a month, and before he could even sit down, he was hurriedly called back by Chen Tianjun.

"Didn't they say we were going to fight the Sea People this year?"

"The fighting has already begun, and it's going well."

When this matter was mentioned, Xu Changge couldn't help but reveal a strange expression on his face.

"This year, the Northern Fleet used a new tactic... a very insidious one. They specially ordered a batch of plastic armor. After the sea snakes swallowed it, they couldn't digest it, and they couldn't excrete it, so they were suffocated to death. Then their corpses were eaten by their own people who didn't know the truth, causing more casualties."

The effect is not just good, it is very good.

After all, everyone knew very little about sea snakes at the beginning, and no one knew that they would eat their own kind. They probably didn't eat them before because they couldn't swallow them.

As a result, this time when it encountered a fellow sea snake that had eaten something unclean and could not digest it, it struggled arbitrarily, which led to a great loss of energy and a rapid weight loss. Then other sea snakes saw it, not only did they not feel pity or vigilance, but they unceremoniously treated the fellow sea snake as large intestine sashimi and ate it whole.

Snakes eating snakes may not be a new thing in the south, but in the eyes of northerners, it is very curious. Many northerners may have never seen what a snake looks like in their lives, so they never thought that such a scene would appear.

When the post-war loss statistics came out, both the enemy and us were stunned.

How did it become like this?
The Huitang Luo Guanyin group, who were originally preparing to launch a large-scale riot along the coast of Fuso and cooperate with the deep-sea tribes to launch an attack, suddenly disappeared.

Why are you still violent? Our Son of God is dead!

The Guanyin followers also had to cover up the news, suppress the panic within the society, and vigorously publicize the fact that they had sunk ten ironclad ships of the Ming Northern Fleet... They had no time to do anything, and Xu Changge was left alone guarding Hokkaido.

Xu Changge was very disappointed. Her sword had been thirsty for a long time, but she sat there for half a month without cutting anything.

So after receiving Chen Tianjun's urgent telegram, she rushed back to Penglai from Hokkaido day and night without saying a word, for fear that she would miss the project if she came back too late.

"Don't we need to inform Senior Xiao about this?"

Li Mumu asked in a low voice.

After all, the real owner of Penglai Immortal Temple is Xiao Tingyun. Don’t we need to say hello to the owner when we send out so many people at once?
"Don't worry, Junior Sister Chu. I have already contacted Master, and Master told me to follow Professor Chen's arrangements."

Ji Yan smiled bitterly and said, "Master said that each of the Ten Heavenly Lords has his own strengths. They are all the leading authorities in their own fields. It is precisely because they are geniuses that they have strange personalities and behave differently from ordinary people. If we can't trust them, how can we learn real skills from them?"

"As the saying goes, there are always people who are better than you. This time Professor Chen and Professor Zhou took us out, which is both an experience and an opportunity for us to see with our own eyes the real skills of these two professors."

(End of this chapter)