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Chapter 456 The weirder the nickname, the faster you will die.
It is said that Wu Dalang is a night owl, and he is a bird of prey for everyone.

The reason why the iron-clad bastard Wu Laosi ranks among the Eight Eccentrics in the Capital is not due to his two specialties, but to a unique skill developed from these two specialties.

As a well-known friend of women in Beijing circles, Wu Laosi is very knowledgeable about the wives and ladies of various wealthy families. Even if he has never been there, those ladies who are familiar with him are not well-informed and gossipy. host.

So as long as it involves things in the backyard of the house, even if what he says is not 100% the truth, it is not far from the truth.

If he said that someone's wife Hongxing was cheating on her, or that she was living a debauched life in private, then it must be true. Even if the master doesn't admit it at the time, he will definitely find out in the future.

On the other hand, if he praises someone's wife for being virtuous and the young lady for being beautiful, then that means she is truly virtuous and beautiful, and there is no falsehood at all.

Anyone can have special skills, but Wu Laosi's mouth is a golden sign that has been proven by time. Others cannot learn it even if they want to.

Back then, someone even paid him a lot of money to check on his unmarried daughter-in-law. In order to preserve the family tradition, even his appearance and reputation were ignored.

So you don’t have to believe anything else if it comes from his mouth. But as long as it involves matters related to Guatian and Lixia, what comes out of his mouth is golden words, which can be used as evidence in the previous county government.

This is an authoritative expert, and Mr. He can't help but not believe it.

Mr. He actually believed it, and Wang Yunxiao even felt that he knew about it from the beginning.

Wu Laosi smiled and said: "You still remember that time, when a few of us brothers came to Tianmen to do business, we were bumped into by the president, and two of them were crushed to death on the spot. Later, it turns out that we didn't commit any serious crimes. , This saved our lives. Mrs. Liu made a fuss and had the President escorted to the stage to dance for three days and three nights..."

However, the joy of eating melon allowed him to completely ignore these slight discomforts.

Anyone with some martial arts skills and sharp ears and eyes would have no trouble hearing sounds through a wall.

Mr. He nodded and admitted: "I even took that boy to watch him all night."

"Then I don't understand. When did they get along?"

But I didn't expect that Miss He was really stubborn and would not look back until she hit the wall.

When Helan knocked on the door outside the hospital just now, what Mr. He said to her, now that she thinks about it, he actually meant it to her.

"I know!"

"what?"

Wang Yunxiao tried his best to raise his head and changed himself into a comfortable position. The poison had not worn off yet, and his hands and feet were still numb and he couldn't muster any strength.

Mr. He was stunned.

Mr. He held his cigarette in his mouth and thought about it for a long time. He didn't think about it until he finished smoking a cigarette.

"Even if you say so, that girl couldn't have jumped out of the cracks in the rocks, right? Didn't you guys fight each other when we met? When did that kid sleep on the same kang as Mrs. Liu?"

"Then he went back later and stole Mrs. Liu away. Did you know?"

Wu Laosi wiped his head and said with a wicked smile: "It is said outside that Mrs. Liu danced for three days and three nights, but you also know that if the president doesn't speak, how can she dare to stop? She hasn't eaten water or rice for three days and three nights. , he was about to die on the stage. We were anxious and didn't dare to plead for mercy. In the end, Lao Su lost his dignity, knelt down and kowtowed to your good man, begging him to help. "

"In the end, he lit the Ecstasy incense in the middle of the night, captivated the spectators in the audience, and rescued Mrs. Liu. I don't know where they hid them. Anyway, when I came back the next day, I watched There's something wrong with Madam Liu's eyes when she looks at him. She's still thinking about covering up, but she can forget about covering up others. How can she cover up my blazing eyes? "

"Hiss..." Mr. He couldn't help but take a breath.

"That guy didn't even tell me that there was such a thing."

"Ms. Liu was four or five years older than him at that time, and she was the number one in the capital. How dare he tell you. Mrs. Liu is also a strict talker. Who would have thought that she has been wandering around in the romantic field for so many years? He actually fell in love with a young lady and even left a seed for him, but we didn’t even notice it at the time.”

When talking about this matter, Wu Laosi was also filled with emotion.

"You may not believe it when I tell you. Of the eight eccentrics in the capital back then, only Xiaolanzi is the only one left today. Looking back now, I still did too many sins back then. God has eyes, and this is all retribution. ”

Mr. He was shocked when he heard this: "Why do you, Mr. Wu, have the nerve to say such things? The woman you harmed back then..."

"It's not a disaster if you and I agree. Besides, we are born with no blood vessels, so we can't have children from the very beginning."

Wu Laosi's face was full of pride: "Otherwise, why do you think they come to me? It's not just a matter of good work, but more importantly, I am a clean person, and I never leave any head or tail behind when doing things!"

"This is nothing to brag about! Then Blind Su didn't get a wife either?"

"You don't know what he is like. If he wants a woman, many young girls and young wives will rush to get her. But he has someone in mind, and he's so pretentious..."

"Where is Li Tianguan?"

"Dead ball!"

"Ah? When did you die?"

"When the government changed two years ago, Lao Li and Lao Pu were gone."

"Why not?"

"Kaizilong, do you remember? When the president came to power, that old boy was holding back his bad intentions and wanted to make a big noise. He had some friendship with Lao Li, so he asked Lao Li to work together. But Lao Li felt that The dynasty has changed, and we can't continue like this, so we called Lao Pu to stop him, but all three of us were killed."

Wu Laosi counted on his fingers and sighed: "The eight eccentrics in the capital were so famous back then. I went to Tianmen and had the president crush two of them to death. After the change of dynasty, two more were sent away. Now only Mrs. Liu and I are left. , and Su Xiazi, Jin Buhuan, and the four old guys. I think what you just said is right. They are all half buried in the soil, so how can they be competitive? "

"Are you really frustrated?"

Mr. He raised his eyebrows and glanced at him: "What if you don't want to get the jade seal of the country back?"

"of course yes!"

Suddenly there was another clear voice outside the door.

Wu Laosi smiled and said: "Say blind man, and the blind man will come! Blind man Su, didn't Lao Jin come with you?"

"coming!"

Another voice sounded outside the door, only said two words and then fell silent.

Mr. He snorted coldly: "Blind Su, why do you want to pass on the national jade seal? It's been more than ten years. Don't tell me anymore that you asked for it for the prince. I've gone to see the old prince, and now Now he has to be supported even when he gets up at night, otherwise he would have to urinate on the bed, and he would no longer have that thought!"

(End of this chapter)