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Chapter 586 The silly boy wants to get married

The freshmen who enrolled in Qinghe Middle School this year witnessed the unique skill of being struck by lightning on the first day, which should have left a deep impression on their young minds.

However, for some special students, such memories are obviously not deep enough.

For example, this silly boy who emerged from some trench.

This child must have just come ashore not long ago, and his clear eyes reveal a simple stupidity.

Wang Yunxiao put his arms around his shoulders, lifted him up and pressed him against the corner. He pressed the back of his neck with one hand and punched him on the ribs. The thin and sharp broken ribs pierced through his chest on the spot.

If it were an ordinary person, he would basically kneel down after suffering such an injury, and there would be no need for rescue. However, this kid was like nothing happened, and he was still struggling hard like a flexible eel under the clamp of Wang Yunxiao's fingers.

So Wang Yunxiao grabbed his ankle and smashed it hard against the bricks on the windowsill. With a crisp sound, his kneecap was shattered on the spot.

This was because Li Mumu was watching, and Wang Yunxiao didn't want to do the job too roughly, lest Miss Li be frightened and have nightmares at night. Otherwise, he could find a guy to break the boy's bones bit by bit until he admitted defeat.

After these two moves, the silly boy was completely wilted, his whole body was shaking and sweating, but he still clenched his teeth and said nothing.

"Are you still playing?"

Wang Yunxiao asked in a low voice.

The silly boy shook his head desperately.

"What's your name? What grade? Which class?"

"Liu Crab, Class 1-2."

"Liu Crab, right? That's a pretty impressive name, but this is not your home. If you want to walk sideways, you have to have the ability to do so."

Wang Yunxiao threw the silly boy to the ground and asked with a smile: "I know that the people in your hometown are simple and honest. I don't blame you for not understanding the rules outside. But now that you can't beat me, do you have to abide by the rules here?"

The silly boy nodded and said, "I can't beat you now, but you are the leader, and whatever rules you say are the rules."

"very good."

Wang Yunxiao nodded with satisfaction and handed over the silly boy's backpack. Before he opened it, he could smell a strong fishy odor inside.

When I opened it, it was filled with sea urchins.

"what is this?"

"sea urchin."

"Who told you to bring so many sea urchins to school?"

"My dad said that Liu Zhihan loved eating sea urchins when she was a child, so he asked me to bring some for her."

"Who is Liu Zhihan to you?"

"It's my second aunt!"

"You want to marry your second aunt?"

"I have never seen my second aunt. My father said that my second aunt is the most beautiful girl in the mermaid tribe. The most beautiful girl in the tribe should belong to the most powerful warrior. My father never got married in his lifetime, so he specifically asked me to fulfill his wish for him!"

The silly boy said this as if it was a matter of course, not realizing how shocking his remarks were.

Fortunately, Nurse Xiao Liu is not here today, otherwise Wang Yunxiao estimated that he would not only be struck by lightning, but he might not even see the sun tomorrow.

Sea people have no ethical or moral concepts. In fact, 70% to 80% of humans on land may not have had them in the early years.

Just like the silly boy in front of him, while answering Wang Yunxiao's questions, he couldn't help but sneak a glance at Li Mumu who was sitting next to him watching the show.

The thoughts were written on his face, not concealed at all. Wang Yunxiao raised his eyebrows and asked, "Does it look good?"

"nice!"

Liu Crab said sincerely, "There are no girls as pretty as you in my hometown."

This child is really good at talking. Li Mumu almost couldn't suppress her smile.

"Even if it looks good, you can't see it!"

Wang Yunxiao snorted coldly, "Since you want to follow the rules, then I will tell you the rules here. You do what other students do. Obey the school rules and study hard. Do you understand? If I hear that you harass female classmates, I will break all three of your legs and hang you up to dry like salted fish!"

Liu Crab hesitated for a moment after hearing this, and asked tentatively: "What if I perform well? Can you give me a wife?"

"Aren't you going to marry Liu Zhihan?"

"Marrying Liu Zhihan is marrying Liu Zhihan, marrying a wife is marrying a wife, as long as she is pretty!"

oh……

Although what this silly boy said was not human language, Wang Yunxiao understood it.

Marrying Liu Zhihan was a political task, and marrying a wife was a personal need.

"No."

"forget about it……"

The silly boy was very disappointed.

Are you disappointed? Good girls are always a scarce resource, how can you, an outsider, get to share them?
While he was talking, his ribs actually retracted again, and he looked like he was fine. But whether he was fine or not, only he knew.

After sending this silly boy away, the classroom returned to its former peaceful and harmonious atmosphere.

Li Mumu was seriously considering whether she should be a little more gentle. For example, next time she encountered such a thing, she should not sit on the sidelines and watch the show happily like a big sister.

At least he should express his concerns and grievances. After all, according to the general moral standards of this era, the remarks made by that stupid boy just now can be regarded as hooliganism.

"Oh, I'm so scared..."

After designing a few lines like this, Li Mumu felt it was too disgusting and finally gave up.

Wang Yunxiao whispered behind her, "Be careful these two days and don't go out alone. I think there are a lot of troublemakers this year. They don't know their place and they might cause trouble."

Oh, I’m so scared...bullshit.

Li Mumu just smiled, turned his head and asked in a low voice: "Young Master Wang, do you want to join the student union?"

"Me? The student council?"

Wang Yunxiao was puzzled. How did you connect me and the words "Student Union" together?
Do you think I'm the type of person who has excellent grades?
And what does the student union do?
Qinghe Middle School is just a junior high school, not a university. If students don’t concentrate on their studies in class, what’s the point of having a student union?
Wang Yunxiao couldn't figure out what Principal Zhou was up to.

But Li Mumu had some guesses.

It is obvious that this time there are many special students like himself who have transferred to Qinghe Middle School. Various frictions are inevitable between these special students and ordinary students.

Just like the silly boy just now, he doesn't even have the most basic ethical and moral values. If he hadn't been suppressed by Wang Yunxiao's force, it's hard to imagine what he would have done.

When faced with such problem children, ordinary teachers may not be able to do anything.

In this environment, there is indeed a need for an organization like the Student Union to help the school deal specifically with issues like this.

(End of this chapter)