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Chapter 592 I suspect he is targeting me on purpose

The twelve methods of cultivation are essentially twelve different perspectives on the world.

This concept is still difficult to understand for ordinary people without a certain level of cultural literacy.

Ordinary people cannot even understand the science and liberal arts subjects such as history, geography, politics, physics, chemistry and biology, let alone the various strange majors they apply for after entering university.

Teacher Liu once said that this kind of knowledge should be learned after entering high school and establishing a preliminary worldview.

Now it is a case of forcing things to happen.

The cultivation system of the twelve methods flashed before Wang Yunxiao's eyes, and he only had time to read the brief text introduction related to the Fubing method.

The method of the palace soldiers, the righteous way of advancement is to the rank of Zhechou Xiaolie, the unorthodox way of advancement is to the rank of special forces soldier.

Wait a minute! Isn't that the Iron Harrier?

Wang Yunxiao subconsciously looked at other heterodox sects and found that the names of other heterodox sects were somewhat different from what he had known before.

Qizhao Heretic——Surgeon/Human Skin Painter
The Lawyer/The Guest in the Flower Room

Fubingwaidao——Special Forces/Iron Harrier

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What does that mean? Is it that my perception as a time traveler is different from that of others?
Just as Wang Yunxiao was in a trance for a moment, the words in front of him suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Wait a minute! I haven't finished reading it yet!

Wang Yunxiao involuntarily reached out to press the pause button, but found that the surroundings became very quiet.

The forest was still the same forest, but the ghosts around it had disappeared, leaving only me standing there all alone.

Even the white corals standing on the water surface disappeared, as if what just existed there was just an illusion.

Wang Yunxiao subconsciously reached for his waist, and a knife appeared in his hand.

???

Wang Yunxiao looked at the knife in his hand and fell into deep thought.

What is this? Is this the Zhou-Zhua ceremony?
Although he subconsciously wanted to find a knife to protect himself, this was not his own knife, so it aroused his vigilance at the first moment.

No, no, no, I'm not that kind of person.

Wang Yunxiao stuck the knife into the tree trunk next to him and turned his attention to his surroundings.

He has realized that this is most likely some kind of illusion cast by Bai Shanhu in secret, using his own reactions to choose a suitable method of cultivation for him.

I'm sorry, Teacher Bai, my experience bar for the Fu Bing Fa Men is full. Can I learn something else?

Teacher Liu once said that dual cultivation... No, it’s okay to practice two or three subjects at the same time, as long as you have the talent.

What talent?
The gift of schizophrenia.

This is what is commonly known as a string in the Internet era.

While pointing at the bowl and calling it shit, he put Ku Ku into his mouth.

This is something that most people can't do.

People's inherent cognition is difficult to change.

There is a classic question on the Internet in later generations: when a person decides to commit suicide, why not do something big before he dies? This is a typical cognitive misunderstanding.

How could someone who is still thinking about doing something big before dying commit suicide? It can only be said that he has no other choice.

Wang Yunxiao and Li Mumu, who were also in the forest, made different choices at this moment.

All Wang Yunxiao was thinking in his mind was - it's very dangerous here, I have to find a handy weapon first, and then pass the level without any damage.

What Li Mumu was thinking was: Wow, this sky, this scene, it's so realistic and cool! Senior Sister Bai is so awesome, I wonder if there is any fairy air in the legendary heaven for me to practice...

Different choices correspond to different paths. Wang Yunxiao did not wait for the expected battle test. His mind was dazed and he returned to the original place. At this time, most of the twelve methods in front of him dimmed rapidly, leaving only a few paths for him to choose.

Palace soldiers, knights-errant, reckless people, scholars...

WTF, there’s actually a scholar to choose from!
Wang Yunxiao almost burst into tears. In fact, when I was a child, adults always said that I had a talent for studying, but when I grew up, I loved sports more and didn't study hard. In fact, I also love studying, but I never got the right opportunity.

Thank you Teacher Bai for discovering the shining point of humanity deep in my heart.

Doesn’t this method sound much more positive and optimistic than that of a ranger or a reckless person?

What era is this now? If you can have enough food to eat, who would still want to mess around in the underworld?

So he simply gave up on the first few cultivation methods that seemed full of stereotypes at first glance, and turned directly to the scholar's detailed introduction.

The scholar's method,

Righteous Path Advancement - Madman

Outer Dao Advanced - Graduate/Poet
Wang Yunxiao: "..."

Wang Yunxiao: "???"

No, buddy, what do you mean? I think this is a bit insulting!
How can there be such an unorthodox way of cultivation for dropouts?
So it means I am suitable for practicing this? And if I want to practice this skill, I must fail the exam first?
Then I practice the righteous way... The righteous way is also wrong! What the hell is a crazy maniac?

I regret it, I want to see something else first.

But Bai Shanhu obviously did not have the patience to let the students choose repeatedly. From the moment Wang Yunxiao looked at the "Scholar" method, the other methods disappeared, leaving only the golden word "Scholar", which was disassembled into new words in front of him.

Question: What is benevolence?
this is a problem.

Wang Yunxiao was completely stunned.

Brother, can you please not give us such difficult questions right at the start?
How do you want me to answer this?

Can I go back to be a soldier? Please stop torturing me!

Question: What is inhumane?

Seeing that Wang Yunxiao was gritting his teeth and couldn't answer for a long time, the question changed again.

The Shen family is so unkind!

Wang Yunxiao answered immediately.

If you ask me what benevolence is, I really can’t give you an answer. But if you ask this, there is a ready-made vivid example.

He didn't know how many points this answer would get, but after he gave this answer, the question in front of him disappeared instantly and was reorganized into a short poem without a beginning or an end.

Scholars are inevitably naive.

How do we determine what is right and what is wrong, good and evil?

It is difficult to distinguish between the truth and falsehood of natural laws and human desires.

Our pursuit should not go against our original heart.

This little poem stayed in front of Wang Yunxiao for only ten seconds before it turned into a golden light and fell into Wang Yunxiao's hands, becoming a book.

All I saw on the cover was - The Scholar's Method of Cultivation, Second Edition, Modern Sociology.

Do not--!
Wang Yunxiao cried and said, "I don't want to learn this! You can just give me a proper way! I don't want to be a dropout!"
He was so excited that he turned over and sat up in bed.

When he looked closely, he saw that the book had fallen into his hands.

At the same time, Youtiao and Jiaozi were also awakened from their dreams, one holding "General Theory of Civil Law" and the other holding "Annotations to Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

The three of them looked at the textbooks in each other's hands and looked at each other in confusion.

(End of this chapter)