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Chapter 634: You Want the Imperial Seal? I'll Give It to You

A giant dragon is flying and circling above the high tower - this fantasy scene looks out of place in the imperial city of the East.

The vagrants and rebels outside the city were still approaching step by step, and the lights in the city were going out one by one.

However, the inner city was a completely different and bustling scene.

The gray-haired old scholar, wearing a dirty and wrinkled official uniform, staggered on the street with a wine pot in one hand and a chicken leg in the other. When he heard the sound of stringed instruments coming from the building above, he joined in, dancing and cheering loudly.

The fat-headed and big-eared monk sat upright on a lotus platform, allowing the half-naked women around him to cling to him. He painted himself with gold paint, and an expression of boundless compassion appeared on his face...

"Holy Son of Heaven! Grant amnesty to the world!"

"God has eyes! May the country be peaceful and the people be safe!"

"The nine provinces are celebrating together, and people from all directions are coming to pay tribute!"

"Why don't men take Wu Gou and take over the fifty states of Guanshan?"

Crazy people are shouting crazy words in their drunkenness.

Li Mumu and the other two sneaked into the inner court quietly. Wherever they passed, there were scenes of laughter and joy.

Countless civil officials and military officers were in disarray, twisting and fighting with each other. Some people grabbed the golden hammers of the guards in front of the palace and swung them vigorously, while others pressed on the beautiful palace maids and moved quickly back and forth.

……

Could it be that someone was burning opium in the palace and made everyone high?

Otherwise, Li Mumu really couldn't understand the motives behind these people's behavior.

“They are dreaming.”

Xia Yubing said softly.

"Perhaps in their perception, the court... the officials... should be like this normally, right?"

There is endless wine to drink and endless meat to eat.

Endless pleasures and endless money.

Some people hate the government, not because they hate the corrupt officials, but because they hate themselves for not being corrupt officials.

If one day I could rise to prominence, become a high-ranking official, and ride a fine horse, I would first cut those who bullied and humiliated me into pieces, seize their property, rape their wives and daughters, and then use their money to buy a higher official position.

As for the common people? When I was a commoner, the great master never cared about me. Now that I am a great master, why should I care about the common people?

The president has been in power for two years. Now the country is stable and all parties are submissive. Smart people have already recognized the situation and started trying to integrate into the new generation. Who else is still thinking about the past and wants to continue the glory of the thousand-year dynasty?
The old guard of the previous dynasty? If they were really capable, they wouldn't have fallen to this point today. Now all that's left is incompetent rage and wailing in grievance.

All that’s left is…

An incompetent bastard who has no ability to change reality, is unwilling to learn or work hard, and just lies in bed daydreaming every day, fantasizing about pie falling from the sky.

The Holy Emperor grants amnesty to the whole world, conferring titles of nobility and appointing generals as generals, and everyone has an official position!
Along the way, Li Mumu has seen seven prime ministers and twelve generals. Each of them believes that he is truly second to none and is extremely angry about other people's doubts.

Greed, anger, delusion...

A trace of invisible obsession surged out from the heads of these civil and military officials, and finally gathered in the center of the inner court.

Above the palace hall, there was a golden dragon that was twenty meters long. All those obsessions gathered from all directions and finally merged into the body of this golden dragon.

Li Mumu looked up and saw that the door to the palace hall was wide open, and a young man in a yellow robe and a crown was sitting on the throne.

At the same time, the young man turned around as if he had realized something and saw Li Mumu and the other two.

"Do you also want to be canonized? Come forward!"

Li Mumu turned to look at Xia Yubing. Xia Yubing was silent for a moment and nodded slightly.

"It's the one I know."

"He doesn't look like he's insane." "If you stay in this kind of place for a long time, you won't be insane."

Xia Yubing looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he walked up and asked, "Xia Yu, why are you here?"

The name she said stunned the emperor on the throne for a moment, then he smiled and said, "This is my palace. If I'm not here, where else can I be?"

"You...your voice sounds very familiar to me. Are you also my concubine?"

The women in the palace are the emperor's women. If you think so, then what they think is indeed correct.

Xia Yubing said in a cold voice: "Are you still clear-headed now? Do you still remember that you have abdicated?"

"Of course my mind is clear, and it has always been clear."

The emperor nodded and smiled, "If you are here to be crowned, I will grant you whatever title you wish. Do you want to be my queen?"

"How many queens have you appointed?"

"About twenty or so. I can't remember exactly."

The emperor raised his hand and took out writing brush, ink, paper, and inkstone, as well as a square jade seal from his side.

The Imperial Seal! It's here!

Shen Qingxi's eyes lit up instantly.

Although the whole process is a complete black box and full of unknowns, the result is correct!
What a genius I am!

Xia Yubing raised her hand to stop Shen Qingxi who was about to rush forward, and said softly: "There are many kinds of seals of the emperor. According to the rules, the imperial seal should not be used when issuing an edict to confer titles on concubines."

"Who cares about rules?"

The emperor laughed and said, "Most people only know the imperial seal. What can I do about it?"

Xia Yubing turned around and looked at Li Mumu.

Although the emperor in front of him looked mentally unstable, from the conversation just now, it could be found that he did maintain a certain degree of clarity and complete thinking logic.

It wasn't what they had initially imagined.

Shen Qingxi coughed, walked forward, and asked loudly: "Your Majesty, are you planning something big?"

The emperor smiled and said, "If you say so, then it is."

So anything goes, right?

Seeing this, Shen Qingxi immediately pushed forward and said, "We are not here to confer an appointment, but to take back the imperial seal. I wonder if Your Majesty is willing to give it up?"

The emperor nodded and pushed the imperial seal in his hand over without saying a word.

Is this true? No resistance at all?
Shen Qingxi walked forward with tense nerves, took the jade seal from his hand, looked at it over and confirmed that it was the jade seal he had taken at the beginning, there was no problem.

But at this time, the golden dragon perched outside the imperial palace slowly opened its eyes.

"Put down the seal!"

A sound like muffled thunder echoed in the ears of Li Mumu and the other two.

Xia Yubing turned around and looked at the golden dragon outside with a bad expression.

"What are you?"

"Sightless!"

The golden dragon opened its bloody mouth and boundless dragon power swept over.

"I am destiny!"

(End of this chapter)