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Chapter 653: The Crab's Claws Are More Powerful Than Guillotines
When are girls most beautiful?

High EQ answer: Girls are always good-looking.

Low EQ answer: Beautiful girls always look good.

Correct answer: After taking a shower.

After removing the makeup from the face, only the pure natural collagen soaked in hot water is left.

And the natural congestion of capillaries caused by accelerated blood circulation.

When Wang Yunxiao walked into the bedroom, he saw Helan sitting on the bed, wringing out her wet hair bit by bit with a towel.

She left several obvious footprints on the white sheets.

Helan turned her head and glanced at him dimly, raised her hand and drew a straight line in the middle of the bed with her fingernails, and said coquettishly: "Don't say that I covet your body, I'm not that kind of shameless woman, tonight we will sleep separately, if you cross this line, you are a beast!"

I haven't said anything yet!
"go out!"

Wang Yunxiao said helplessly: "No matter what you say, no matter what you say, if you insist on sleeping here tonight, I will really not be polite to you."

Perhaps because he could see the seriousness on Wang Yunxiao's face, Helan finally restrained himself a little.

No matter how tough you talk, you are still an inexperienced rookie after all, and when it comes to actual combat, you will inevitably feel timid.

"Then I won't make a fuss. Come here and we can sleep normally."

Wang Yunxiao was too lazy to pay attention to her and turned to take a shower.

Speaking of wealthy families, their living standards are different.

When Wang Yunxiao was working out at school and was sweating all over, if he wanted to take a shower, he would just strip naked and run to the bathroom, then rinse himself with a basin of water.

These are the high-level treatments that ordinary people cannot enjoy.

You think tap water is free.

For poor families, bathing has never been a necessity.

When you feel so greasy that you can easily rub off a handful of mud, just jump into the river and swim around.

Unlike these rich families, they have their own bathrooms with large ceramic bathtubs.

Generally, there is a dedicated servant to heat the boiler downstairs and bring up the hot water.

The bathtub was still filled with Helan's bath water, which Wang Yunxiao had just boiled for her. The water was filled with white soap foam and had a fragrant aroma.

If this were placed in the otaku circle on the Internet in the future, maybe it could be sold by weight.

Is this stuff really drinkable?

Wang Yunxiao thought about it for a second.

Well, it’s probably just talk, or the sad fantasy of a otaku.

Then he hesitated for a second between the two options of continuing to use the basin of water to take a bath, or turning on the faucet to shower.

As the ancients said, if you hesitate, you will fail.

Now, there is a beautiful, fair-skinned and fragrant girl lying on the bed in the bedroom, while Miss Li is still far away and out of reach.

What am I hesitating about?
After taking a quick shower, Wang Yunxiao returned to the bedroom and found that the lights were turned off.

Helan lay on the bed covered with a quilt, motionless, as if she was asleep.

Wang Yunxiao walked to the other side, lay down on the bed, covered himself with the quilt and began to sleep.

After a few minutes, there was movement on the other side of the bed.

Helan moved closer little by little, and her silk pajamas with her hot body temperature stuck to Wang Yunxiao's arm.

Wang Yunxiao raised his hand to touch her, and she immediately stopped moving.

After a while, Helan leaned close to his ear and whispered aggrievedly: "I'm already like this, what else do you want from me?"

Wang Yunxiao asked back: "Have you ever heard of the saying that the more cheap a girl is, the less a man cares about her?"

"Yes, I have. My mother tells me this every day."

Helan turned sideways, pressed against Wang Yunxiao, and hummed softly: "But I don't look down on others, but I look down on you, is that not okay?" "You can see that my master and I are all walking on a tightrope. As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, you will get your feet wet. You may die one day. And you also know that I have someone in my heart. Don't you think it's better to find an honest man and live a down-to-earth life with him?"

"That's so boring."

Helan said with a smile: "I just like to compete with others for food and to be popular."

"are you crazy!"

"It's hard to say which of us is sick. A normal man should at least respond at this time, right?"

"How do you know I didn't react?"

Helan reached out and touched it, and instantly became obedient.

"sleeping?"

"sleep."

Although she knew in her heart that if she flirted a few more times, the success would most likely be achieved tonight.

But I just couldn't say those last few words.

You dead man! Can't you be more proactive?

Helan was so angry that his teeth were itching.

Now that you're here, why are you pretending to be so noble?
I am humble but not mean! If you push me too far, I will go out to feed the dogs!
She closed her eyes and bit her lips and waited for an incense stick of time. She couldn't help but ask, "Are you asleep?"

Wang Yunxiao didn't say anything.

"I don't need any status..."

"Ok?"

Wang Yunxiao didn't react: "What did you say?"

"Never say nice things twice! Go to sleep!"

Helan rolled up the quilt angrily, turned over and wrapped himself up, no longer paying attention to Wang Yunxiao.

…………

Wang Yunxiao had a dream.

This dream is not beautiful at all.

In the dream, there was no president and no Qilin Army.

In 1900, the colorful foreign devils invaded.

He became an orphan, without any other brothers around him, begging in the devastated city, and was taken in by an old man.

The old man used to be a thief. He taught his apprentice and had retired many years ago. Unexpectedly, his apprentice and his wife were killed by foreigners, leaving only his underage granddaughter to depend on him.

Later, the old man passed away. He had not learned any real skills and had to make a living by following the big gangsters on the street. He used a small knife to cut the flesh on his thighs and scare ordinary people in exchange for a little money to support her who was already pregnant.

A long time later, two gangs of thugs were fighting each other. He was instigated by his eldest brother to jump into the oil pan, and his flesh was fried to a crisp.

He held on to his last breath, clutching the purse tightly, and returned home. He took one last look at his wife and the baby in her arms, stuffed the money into her frightened hands, and then collapsed.

After waking up from the dream, Wang Yunxiao opened his eyes and found that it was still dark outside the window.

After autumn began, the sun came out later and later every day, and now we can already feel a little chilly.

He turned his head to look at the girl snuggling beside him. She was sleeping soundly with her little face rosy. She might have had a lot of messy dreams last night.

The body odor mixed with sweat and saliva made Wang Yunxiao's nose itchy.

What did she say last night?

Wang Yunxiao didn't think much about it and forgot about it.

There is still a lot to do today. In order to better play the role of Wu Chaoran, he must dig out more information from his own mouth, so as to be as foolproof as possible.

(End of this chapter)