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Chapter 855 When I said I wasn't drunk
Chapter 855 When I said I wasn't drunk
The strange desire to win among men seems like a mental illness in the eyes of women.
In Li Mumu's eyes, her father and Wang Yunxiao were like two psychopaths.
One says "drink as much as you can", while the other says "no, no, if you drink any more you will get really high".
In this way, we pushed and shoved each other and drank all six bottles.
Li Ya was still fanning the flames and adding fuel to the fire...
By the time they finished the sixth bottle, Wang Yunxiao's eyes were already wide open, and he sat at the table with almost no reaction. Mu Yuming's face also turned red, and his tongue became thicker, but he was still asking Jiang Yinyin to continue opening the bottle.
"Uncle...I really...I really can't do it anymore..."
"Don't lie to me! You are not honest!"
Mu Yuming put his arm around Wang Yunxiao's shoulders and said with a laugh, "Yuanxiao, don't you understand why I brought you home for dinner?"
"I see!"
"I see you don't understand. You are quite good at pretending to be confused."
"Uncle, I don't like to hear you say that."
Wang Yunxiao slapped his chest fiercely: "Me! I have never known what it means to play dumb since I was a child! Look at my brothers, why do they call me big brother? It's because I am a man of my word and I never play dumb with them!"
"No, no, no, you still haven't drunk enough, why don't you tell me the truth!"
"I'm telling the truth!"
"There's not a single word of truth coming out of your mouth!"
Generally speaking, if you start talking nonsense, it means you are really drunk. At this time, your brain is paralyzed by alcohol and you can't think about complicated questions. You can only make the most basic responses.
"You're telling the truth, right? So what do you think of Mu Mu?"
Mu Yuming picked up the wine glass, hugged Wang Yunxiao and asked in a low voice.
"it is good!"
"Where's the best place?"
"Anywhere is fine!"
"No flaws?"
“No flaws!”
"I don't believe you if you say that. Tell uncle, did you two have a conflict today?"
"Yes, I made her angry."
"Because of what?"
Li Mumu held chopsticks in her hand and pricked up her ears secretly.
Wang Yunxiao shrugged and said, "Uncle, you know that I've been doing that lately..."
"what……"
"When I sent her back, it happened to be that thing, and then that thing..."
"Oh……"
What code words are you two talking about?
Li Mumu was just curious when she heard Mu Yuming turn the tables and say, "Mumu, you are right too. Yuanxiao is a civil servant after all. You have to give him some face when you are outside."
What's the matter with that?
Li Mumu looked confused.
"Yuanxiao, tell me if I'm right!"
"Uncle is right!"
"Come and go!"
"Ahem...Uncle, I really can't do it anymore..."
"I'm happy today... Then take what's in the cup, I'll drink first..."
"Uncle Bie, go slower!" The two of them pushed and shoved each other, and in the blink of an eye, the second box of wine was half empty.
"I...I'm going to relieve myself..."
Mu Yuming forced himself to stand up.
"Uncle, let me help you..."
"No need! I'm not drunk! I can still stand!"
Mu Yuming leaned against the wall and burped loudly, then moved stiffly towards the toilet.
Wang Yunxiao stretched out his hands weakly, and finally collapsed in his seat, unable to move.
Li Mumu had kicked his calf under the table so many times that he didn't know how many times he had kicked it so hard that he couldn't feel anything at all.
"It's almost done."
Li Mumu squinted and muttered softly.
"No... we are just getting started... I must keep my uncle company today!"
Wang Yunxiao raised his hand, and the wine glass fell to the ground and broke into two pieces.
Mu Yuming stood at the door of the toilet and turned around: "Mu Mu...get him a new wine glass...this kid is not honest, you...just wait and see how daddy will deal with him today..."
Ah...that's enough!
Li Mumu let out a long sigh. Damn, she really wanted to throw these two embarrassing things out of the balcony.
However, at this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door.
The room fell silent for a moment.
Mu Yuming, who was about to unbuckle his belt, and Wang Yunxiao, who was lying on the table retching, stopped at the same time.
Li Mumu looked up at the clock on the wall. It was already past nine o'clock in the evening. Which relative was so tactless as to come to visit at this time?
Li Ya put down her chopsticks and whispered, "I'm going to rest first, Mu Mu, go open the door."
So you called me back just to help you deal with these relatives, right?
Li Mumu glanced at Wang Yunxiao, who was motionless and looked like he had fallen asleep, curled his lips helplessly, stood up and walked to the door.
Aunt Wu looked out through the peephole and whispered, "Young Miss, she is a person of status, but she looks unfamiliar."
Someone with status?
Li Mumu thought, what good person would come to visit at nine o'clock in the middle of the night?
When I opened the door, I saw that it was an acquaintance.
Mu Yuheng was wearing a coat and a fur hat, and behind him was the eldest brother of the Cheng siblings, whose name seemed to be Cheng Feng?
"You are Li Mumu, right?"
Mu Yuheng took off his hat and said with a smile, "I'm sorry to bother you with my visit. But I'm busy with work and don't have time during the day. I'm here to see your father."
Li Mumu raised an eyebrow and said, "My dad drank too much today and is vomiting in the toilet. I'm afraid it's not convenient."
"..."
This reason was so powerful that the expression on Mu Yuheng's face became extremely interesting.
"Mu Mu, please let those two gentlemen in!"
Mu Yuming shouted in the toilet.
Only then did Li Mumu move aside to make way.
Cheng Feng followed Mu Yuheng into the room, looked at Li Mumu carefully, and asked with a smile, "Miss Li, have we met somewhere before?"
Li Mumu smiled and shook her head: "Sorry, I don't have any impression."
"I have a very good memory. I will never forget anything I have seen before. Are you..."
Cheng Feng was about to continue speaking when he saw from the corner of his eye that the man lying on the table sat up straight.
Then everyone felt bad.
Why is he here?
Cheng Feng was not very familiar with Wang Yunxiao, but in the mission that just ended, Wang Yunxiao and the other two captains left a deep impression on him.
He even doubted whether he would have been killed by these three ruthless guys if he had not agreed to cooperate.
Mu Yuheng glanced at the wine bottles piled up on the floor in a corner, then turned his gaze to Mu Yuming who came out of the toilet. He nodded slightly and said, "Sorry to interrupt your family dinner."
"What's the matter with this? Mr. Mu, did you just get off work? Can you sit down and have something to eat with me?"
"I just got off work and came to see you." Mu Yuheng sighed, "I happened to pass by your door and saw that your lights were still on, so I came up. If you have time before the New Year, you should go back to the palace."
(End of this chapter)
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