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Chapter 872 Li Mumu Doesn’t Want to Make Dumplings
Chapter 872 Li Mumu Doesn’t Want to Make Dumplings
Jiang Xiaotang had already given up hope, because she could see that her elder brother really had a special liking for Li Mumu.
Miss Li had an all-round advantage over the others, and she really had no desire to compete with him.
But Helan was different. Jiang Xiaotang couldn't see how she was better than himself. This woman could only be described in one word: big breasts and no brains.
But she was a persistent person and kept pestering her eldest brother and refused to give up.
During the past few days when I came to work in the bureau, I was having a good time alone with my brother in the office, but this woman found all kinds of excuses to come here with a fever.
My brother is not willing to use harsh measures against her. You said that if you slap her twice, all the problems will be solved, right?
To put it bluntly, it's still scum.
Then why don't you scum on me!
How am I inferior to Helan?
Jiang Xiaotang felt very unbalanced.
Today, they happened to run into Youtiao and Chen Yan, a young couple, being affectionate with each other there. The eldest brother had an expression of envy and jealousy on his face, as if he didn't even have dumplings to eat, so Jiang Xiaotang simply threw the ball in his face.
I've been sitting in the office with you for several days, and you treat me like air?
You can tolerate your uncle, but you can’t tolerate your aunt!
"You just think I'm not feminine!"
Although the eldest brother did not admit it, Jiang Xiaotang could read his thoughts from his face.
I'm not feminine, and it's because of the gangster habits I've been exposed to since I was hanging out with you guys!
I also want to be as dignified, noble and cool as Miss Li, with elegance in every move!
I also want to walk with a twisted waist like Helan, speak with a choked voice, be weak and sensitive and cry at the slightest provocation!
Isn't that impossible?
"Okay, okay, what are you competing with them for?"
Wang Yunxiao was very helpless. God knew why Xiao Hulu had accumulated so much dissatisfaction and it all burst out at once.
"Look, you have so many brothers who pamper you, but they don't."
"How do you spoil me? Don't you play with those lower graders every day?"
"Then I'll take you out to play tomorrow, okay?"
"No, who will do all this work? And I don't want your charity."
Jiang Xiaotang puffed out his barren chest and said loudly, "Starting tomorrow, don't call me Hulu anymore! If you want to eat dumplings, just tell me openly and ask Xiaotang to make dumplings for me!"
“I don’t want to eat dumplings!”
"What are you afraid to admit?"
"Okay, okay, I admit it. I'll ask Miss Jiang Xiaotang to make dumplings for me tomorrow. Okay?"
Jiang Xiaotang nodded with satisfaction, turned and walked away.
Wang Yunxiao sighed silently, women's hearts are like needles in the sea, what's so great about fighting over something as simple as making dumplings?
After stretching his muscles a bit, he sat back in his seat and glanced at the phone. Then he heard Jiang Xiaotang say quietly beside him, "You want to call Li Mumu and talk to her about dumplings."
It's not you... Are you just using your B skill to brush up your proficiency on Big Brother for no reason?
"let's hit."
"Now that you've said that, how can I fight you?"
"If you want to fight, just fight. If you're hesitant, it seems like I'm hindering your relationship."
Jiang Xiaotang said sarcastically: "Anyway, Li Mumu will never make dumplings for you personally. She is a high-ranking lady who has never touched women."
That’s not necessarily true. She even cracks garlic while eating noodles.
"I, your sister, am the only one who truly loves you."
Wang Yunxiao picked up the phone and looked at Jiang Xiaotang: "What would you say if I could eat the dumplings made by Li Mumu?"
"What can I say? I can only congratulate you, big brother, for your good training!"
Wang Yunxiao snorted coldly and dialed Li Mumu's home phone number directly.
Jiang Xiaotang tiptoed over to eavesdrop.
"Hello? Who are you looking for?"
After the busy tone rang a few times, Li Mumu's slightly tired voice came from the phone.
"It's me." "Oh, Chief Wang, what a rare visitor. What can I do for you?"
"Why do you sound so tired?"
"If you have such an unreliable mother, you will also be tired."
Li Mumu yawned ungracefully on the phone.
"She kept asking for chocolate donuts... I couldn't find a place to buy donuts for her, so I went out and bought her six fried cakes. She ate them all in one go, then had acid reflux in the middle of the night and spent the whole night holding a spittoon and vomiting."
It does sound difficult.
"Do you need my help?"
"How can you help? It's good enough if you don't make things worse."
Wang Yunxiao coughed and said seriously, "Chinese New Year is coming soon, aren't you going to make some dumplings or something?"
"Too troublesome."
"I'll help you make them. Make some dumplings in advance and freeze them. You can eat them whenever you want."
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Jiang Xiaotang's face was filled with shock.
Brother, you are rushing to make dumplings for others? Isn't that cheap?
Wang Yunxiao put his finger to his lips and made a hushing gesture, signaling her to be patient.
This is a routine.
"Eh? Let's not do that. It feels weird to let our family eat the dumplings you made during the New Year."
As expected, Li Mumu directly refused.
Wang Yunxiao felt that he had figured out her thoughts.
"I'm just helping. We still have Jiang Yinyin and Auntie Wu... But speaking of which, Miss Li, you grew up abroad, so you don't know how to make dumplings... Wait, do you know what dumplings are?"
"Nonsense, overseas Chinese just live overseas, who told you they don't eat dumplings."
"How about I knead the dough and you make the wrappers? Let me taste your cooking skills?"
"Wang Yunxiao, you've been talking about this and that for so long, are you just trying to eat the dumplings I made?"
On the other end of the phone, Li Mumu's voice suddenly became excited.
"What's wrong? Did you get greedy after seeing other wives making dumplings for their husbands?"
"Isn't that what I said really true?"
Wang Yunxiao was speechless.
This woman is so annoying, I don't want to like her anymore.
"But we are not yet boyfriend and girlfriend. Such intimate behavior is really a bit too extravagant for an unmarried woman like me."
you fart!
When you were using a scalpel to cut open a person's body in the Secret Service Hospital, why didn't you say that you were an unmarried woman?
What haven't you seen on the operating table?
Wang Yunxiao gritted his teeth and said, "What do you want?"
"I don't have any requirements. I just don't want to do it for you. I'm lazy."
Li Mumu hung up the phone directly.
Jiang Xiaotang was pounding the table and laughing wildly.
"Hahaha, brother, you actually acted like that in front of Li Mumu, and you even failed to lick her in the end. It really made me laugh to death!"
Wang Yunxiao said expressionlessly and coldly: "What's so funny? Don't you have anything to do?"
Jiang Xiaotang held onto the table and tried hard to hold back her laughter. She leaned over to Wang Yunxiao's ear and whispered, "I'm not laughing at anything else. I'm just thinking about how, if you really marry Li Mumu, I don't know what your status in the family will be. Will you kneel on the washboard? Hahahaha—"
"Get to work!"
(End of this chapter)
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