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Chapter 954 I'm telling you I'm underage

There is never a shortage of myths and legends about real gods, but they are difficult to spread.

Because these recorded myths and legends only reflect the side of gods saving people from suffering, the characters are not three-dimensional enough, and ordinary people's cognitive level is not enough to distinguish the difference between them.

The gods that are widely spread and popular tend to have strong personalities.

For example, Lu Dongbin and Erlang Shen.

The gods and goddesses recorded in novels are widely known, but they are not well worshipped because their characters are too three-dimensional, which makes it difficult for ignorant believers to worship them.

For example, Nezha and Monkey.

The same is true of love.

The love in books is often full of romance and beauty, but in real life you will basically never encounter it in your lifetime.

Love in real life is too bland and not exciting enough for young boys and girls whose heads are overwhelmed by hormones.

Wang Yunxiao never felt that he and Li Mumu loved each other to the point of death.

Well... there are life and death situations.

It may also be because we have just established a relationship and I can’t feel how deep the feelings are at all.

Rather than being in love, it's more like finding a dining companion.

Every time we go out on a date, we just wander around and then find a restaurant to eat.

If you ask Wang Yunxiao whether he wants to go further, of course he does.

But it's just a thought, and there is no motivation to go further.

When a man and a woman are in love, one of them must have a bad brain, so that physiological hormones will step in to direct the brain and make it do some involuntary stupid behaviors.

It is also called sour smell.

But Miss Li is very smart.

Sometimes Wang Yunxiao even wondered if she was the reincarnation of some fat otaku.

As soon as I had the idea and before I took any concrete action, she would ruthlessly expose it.

It's really unromantic and ruins the scenery.

Sometimes I really want to find a stick and knock her silly.

Of course I should say it but I shouldn’t… Maybe this is also the image of me in Li Mumu’s eyes.

"You wanted to kiss me."

When they went to a restaurant to eat chicken wings in the evening, Wang Yunxiao just stared at her lips sucking on the chicken bone for a few more seconds, and was immediately criticized by Li Mumu.

"think."

"No."

Although she said no, Wang Yunxiao felt that if he forced himself on her, she would probably not resist.

However, this evil thought was immediately caught by Li Mumu.

"No."

"I'm just thinking about it."

"I can't even think about it."

"I want to kiss my girlfriend. Is that against the law?"

"Indecent."

"So it can be done in a place where there is no one?"

"Would I be stupid enough to go with you to a place where there is no one?"

"Your dad's office."

"There are people outside."

"School library?"

"The school doesn't allow premature love. Are you going to take the lead in violating the school rules?"

Wang Yunxiao thought to himself, what are school rules?
"Let's go back later. There will definitely be no one on the road."

"Have you become so hungry that you will not be able to choose what to eat?"

"So what should we do?"

Li Mumu spit out the chicken wing bone, picked up the napkin to wipe his mouth, looked at Wang Yunxiao and asked in a low voice: "Have you kissed other women?"

"no!"

Confess to be lenient, sit in prison, resist strictness, and go home for the New Year.

As the chief of the Special Agent Section of the Nantong District Police Bureau, Wang Yunxiao understands this principle best.

"To be honest, I won't be angry." You're talking bullshit!
What about coaxing ghosts?
Wang Yunxiao shook his head and said, "You are being unreasonable. What right do you have to say that I have kissed other women?"

Of course Li Mumu would not say that I can see the cause and effect line.

I really can't see through the method of breaking through the palace soldiers that you practice, but when it comes to my personal emotional issues, do you think I can't see it?
But this secret cannot be told to Wang Yunxiao.

There is still a long time to come. If you tell him now, he will definitely be on guard in the future.

"intuition."

Li Mumu snorted coldly: "Have you ever heard of a theory called the Broken Window Theory? If a window is broken, if you don't fix it, the attention will always be on it."

Is this what the broken windows theory means?

Wang Yunxiao thought to himself, I only know about the broken window effect.

"This theory also applies to men. Because you have tasted the sweetness of other women, you can't help but want to taste what I taste like."

That makes no sense!
You might as well say that Helan told you in private!

Wang Yunxiao laughed and said, "I have been on the streets before, so I have seen all kinds of meat and vegetables."

"Eat?"

"I haven't eaten it, but as the old saying goes, even if you haven't eaten pork, you've seen pigs run."

This guy is really stubborn.

“That’s not how pigs run.”

"You seem to know a lot?"

“The atmosphere abroad is more open.”

Li Mumu shook her head and said, "In short, I won't eat anything that others have eaten."

"You ate my candied haws during the day!"

"You said you didn't spit on it."

Wang Yunxiao took a deep breath and slowly calmed himself down.

My fists are hard and I really want to beat her up.

"Li Mumu..."

"Ok?"

"Not negotiable?"

Li Mumu put down his bowl and said seriously, "I'm still a minor, don't tell me this."

"So there's really no room for negotiation?"

"What, you still want to use force?"

Li Mumu glanced at the remaining chicken wings on the plate and said, "Wait until I finish eating."

"it is good."

They quickly cleared the remaining dishes on the table, paid the bill and walked out of the restaurant.

It was late in the day, and the stars were shining brightly overhead.

In the sky that is invisible to ordinary people with the naked eye, the massive echo erosion is fading away little by little.

Tonight, many children should be able to sleep peacefully without suffering from nightmares.

But as a price, the reputations of the three female demons, Amber Coffin, Vermillion Shroud and Cangqing Mingyu, also truly spread in Tianmen.

When they reached a deserted place, Li Mumu shook her hair lightly, and her three thousand strands of black hair turned into snow. A bright red feather shawl covered her whole body, an octagonal palace lantern hung above her head, and the Buddha's light illuminated the pointed dragon horns on her head.

"Do you like me like this?"

She looked directly into Wang Yunxiao's eyes and asked softly.

Wang Yunxiao was silent for two seconds, then asked sincerely, "Are you still considered a minor?"

Li Mumu raised the corner of his mouth and hooked his finger: "Come here."

Wang Yunxiao walked over obediently.

"Close your eyes."

Seeing that Wang Yunxiao closed his eyes obediently, Li Mumu moved closer to his face and exhaled softly.

"Relax……"

Then he grabbed it with one claw.

Wang Yunxiao took a step back as if he had expected this, raised his hand and grabbed her wrist: "Murdering your husband?"

I know you're up to no good!
Li Mumu said with a smile: "Who told you to have unrealistic fantasies about underage girls... Hey, what are you doing? I'm underage..."

(End of this chapter)