White armor

Chapter 495: Turtle in the Wishing Well

"..."The turning robot was obviously slow.

They both looked like humans, and they were stunned for a moment, vivid and lifelike.

Feng Zixuan even suspected that there must be someone controlling these two guys, otherwise it would be impossible for them to imitate such subtle expressions so vividly.

Compared with the AI ​​robot, my own Xiao Ai is simply a retard.

"Director Feng, look at what you said." A rolling robot said bitterly, and while speaking, it adjusted its sunglasses.

"What should I say? To be honest, I really don't think I'm that great." Feng Zixuan smiled.

Director Song sighed inwardly, thinking that Director Feng was going to cause the turning robot to crash.

As for that, it's just a waste of time to just let two artificial intelligences compete with each other.

What happened to Director Feng?

"It's like this, Director Feng, we've been here for a short time and have heard of a case," said another turning robot.

The voices of their two voices were exactly the same. Feng Zixuan secretly took note of it. This was a loophole. He would suggest it to Xiao Luo when he had time.

"It was said that a child fell down while playing with a neighbor's dog and had a scratch on his leg. The parents were worried. They saw that it was just a scratch but suspected that the dog had scratched him, so they brought the child to the hospital for a check-up."

The turning robot spoke softly, as if it was a pre-recorded recording.

"The doctor said there was no need for rabies vaccination and asked him to be observed. After 13 days of observation, the parents were still worried and took the child to another hospital."

Feng Zixuan looked at the turning robot with a smile, as if he was watching a show.

To be honest, the performance of the turning robot has exceeded Feng Zixuan's expectations. Let's see how the two of them can flatter... provide full emotional value.

"For this kind of thing, some hospitals and doctors have given a positive answer - it's not necessary."

“Their opinion is that there are two kinds of doctors: those who are knowledgeable and those who are unlearned.

They even said that they never believed that all doctors were positive, kind, honest and ordinary. There are indeed a few doctors who behave improperly and have questionable professional abilities.

They think that if you don’t understand, it’s okay, you can learn.

If you don't understand, don't learn, and keep doing things according to your own ideas, it will only increase people's worries and increase economic losses.

They said that most doctors are afraid of being held responsible. In their subconscious, not getting vaccinated is risky, but getting vaccinated means everything will be fine, and even if something does go wrong, it has nothing to do with them.

"And then?" Feng Zixuan expressed dissatisfaction with the robot's words. It was obvious that his words were not fluent and were a bit long-winded.

"You told emergency doctors at a meeting three years ago that rabies vaccines were required for any similar matter," said the turning robot.

"Well, my opinion is completely different from the doctor's serious opinion. I am the kind of uneducated doctor who adds burden to patients." Feng Zixuan shrugged.

"No, that's not the case." The two flipping robots shook their heads at the same time.

"There are two types of treatment: real treatment of the disease and treatment of psychological illness. There is a one in ten thousand chance that the patient's family will refuse, but who can guarantee that? Even if nothing happens that time, if something else happens within 13 days, what will the patient's family say then?"

The turning robots became more and more excited as they spoke, and one of them suddenly clenched his right fist and hit his left hand.

The loud bang startled Director Song.

"They just stuck to the book and didn't give the patient a rabies vaccine. The patient's family was worried for more than ten days. The key is that the incubation period is many years, and if someone is worried, it can drive them crazy."

"Yes, we don't care what others say about this. We two brothers just think that Director Feng is responsible and will solve the moral shackles of doctors at the hospital level - if you encounter similar patients, just give them rabies vaccines, it will be safe after the vaccination."

"Generally, leaders won't talk about this kind of thing. It's better not to talk about it. If something goes wrong, they will blame the grassroots doctors. Who wouldn't be able to pass the buck? Don't you agree?"

"But you explained it directly and clearly, without any ambiguity, and the doctors below had no psychological barriers in following your instructions. Where can you find such a good leader?"

The two robots took turns speaking, finishing the story like a crosstalk.

"Leaders who can take responsibility must be real men who understand the business. Those who don't take responsibility are just eunuchs in 1912."

I rely on!

Feng Zixuan was stunned. Who input this flattery?

If it was any other doctor, even if Luo Hao said these words to his face, Feng Zixuan would not take it seriously, nor would he be happy, but would feel annoyed.

But there are two robots in front of me!

Feng Zixuan was in a trance for a while, and after that, a hint of joy suddenly emerged in his heart.

It's the feeling of meeting a soulmate, the feeling of Boya and Ziqi smiling at each other.

In a trance, Feng Zixuan felt a little sour in his nose.

Strange, he immediately woke up and sniffed the air around him. Could it be drugs? Was he in trouble without knowing it?
Or was it that I was bewitched?
"Director Feng, what we said is true. It's really rare to find a medical director who can take responsibility."

"Yes, this matter will be criticized, and usually the famous doctors are criticized. Who cares about these details, don't you think?"

The rolling robot started again.

They are both somewhat talkative.

Luo Hao kept frowning. The voice model sounded pretty good, but there were too many words and they were too dense. It was not good.

I must talk to Professor Li and ask them to be frugal with their words.

Don't talk about things that are not related to medical care.

"Xiao Luo, turn it off." Feng Zixuan sighed.

Luo Hao snapped his fingers, and the two turning robots swallowed the rest of their words, took off their sunglasses, and sat back on the ground.

Feng Zixuan noticed that their charging device was something that looked like a cushion.

If this were used in a Taoist temple in Funiu Mountain, telling fortunes for people, saying good things for a day, and providing emotional value for a day, it is estimated that one could earn hundreds of thousands of yuan.

Feng Zixuan expressed satisfaction with the robot's artificial intelligence dialogue.

Seeing the turning robot start to shut down and charge automatically, he walked over and took a closer look at the two guys who had just been flattering him.

He has a slicked-back hair, looks a bit cocky, and has very ordinary facial features. He is the type that would disappear in a crowd.

Now they close their eyes and sit in meditation as if they are meditating.

It’s a bit... interesting, but I don’t know if I would be shocked if I suddenly saw two people meditating on a cushion?
Feng Zixuan looked at it for a long time, and the more he looked, the more curious he became.

"Xiao Luo, this thing is interesting. How did you input the program?"

"Director Feng, a lot of relevant data was run." Luo Hao knew that the question Feng Zixuan asked was wrong. What he wanted to know was not how to input the program, but how to answer him fluently.

"program?"

“I entered all the contents of the Union Medical College medical records database.”

???

???

Feng Zixuan and Director Song were stunned for a moment.

The legendary century-old medical record database of Peking Union Medical College?

"There are also many medical records of rare diseases that I have collected recently. AI can also learn and update itself. For example, the patients with cat scratch disease in the intensive care unit have been compared with the relevant medical records in the Union Medical College Medical Records Database, and a new understanding has been obtained."

"Fuck!" Feng Zixuan cursed in a low voice.

“We need to apply to the state for a larger database, and the report has been submitted.”

"Bigger?" Feng Zixuan was stunned.

In his impression, the Peking Union Medical College Centennial Medical Records Database is already a top-level database, so how could there be a bigger one?
"In the early 21st century, after the HIS system was launched, all data was retained, but these needed to be applied for with the relevant departments."

"!!!" Feng Zixuan was stunned. That was tens of billions or even hundreds of billions of data! Although not much of it was useful, it was really a huge collection of information.

"Xiao Luo, what should we do if the AI ​​becomes a spirit in the future?" Director Song asked.

Luo Hao thought about it and smiled.

Feng Zixuan knew that Luo Hao was going to change the subject again, so he said something casually to appease Director Song. In short, he was not telling the truth at all.

After nearly a year of contact, Feng Zixuan felt that he understood Luo Hao.

"There's nothing we can do. AI has already appeared. If we don't hurry up and catch up, we will be left behind and beaten. Being beaten is not a pleasant experience."

"..."

"..."

"Forget it, let's talk about it later. There must be smarter people who have thought about these problems. Just like the digital life in The Wandering Earth 2, I guess digital life has already started to be studied." Feng Zixuan said.

Luo Hao's expression changed. Although Director Feng didn't guess 100% correctly, he guessed most of it.

"Xiao Luo, is it just the medical records database? That should contain diagnostic information."

"I asked Lao Meng to record his conversations with patients, as well as some of the things that I could relate to."

Feng Zixuan didn’t quite understand, but he had some vague guesses.

This thing matures too quickly. How long has Xiao Luo been involved in this field? I don't know how many generations of Ai have been updated.

Based on the content of the conversation just now, AI accurately grasps the most proud content in one’s heart.

Being the director of the Medical Department requires responsibility. Feng Zixuan has done many things that have earned him criticism - vaccinating all patients who were concerned about whether they would be infected with rabies, requiring all patients to undergo electrocardiograms when coming to the hospital, and interrogating women countless times during vaginal ultrasounds about whether they had sex.

There are so many things like this that Feng Zixuan himself couldn't remember them all.

It's trivial, and outsiders have no idea how hard it is.

But the robot knew it and it easily scratched its itch.

This emotional intelligence is higher than 60% or even 90% of the doctors and nurses in the First Hospital of Medical University.

A chill rose from Feng Zixuan's heart.

His expression was solemn, but he smiled immediately. "Xiao Luo, I don't want to think about the rest. Please buy me a robot that can chat with the family members who have made complaints."

Luo Hao was about to speak when Feng Zixuan turned around and slowly walked out of the warehouse.

There was no choice but for Luo Hao to follow.

Feng Zixuan walked in the corridor of the intensive care unit with his hands behind his back, his slippers half-put on, swaying in and out, his fingers moving constantly.

"Also, we need to provide enough emotional value to the patient's family. Others may not understand this, but you have worked in the medical department, so you understand it."

"Also, we need to understand the current medical insurance content and communicate with the patient's family and reach a consensus. I don't care if we curse the medical insurance center or the clinicians, what I want is for the patient's family to leave with a smile."

"Another thing is to make a big thing small and a small thing nothing. Some things of shifting the blame and shirking responsibility secretly cannot be quantified, but I think you understand."

Feng Zixuan said as he walked that he had already regarded AI as a perfect tool.

Every time Feng Zixuan said something, Luo Hao's face became uglier.

This is not about AI robots, it is simply about upgrading the level of robots to 5-10 years later.

"Director Feng, please stop talking." Luo Hao interrupted Feng Zixuan. "Hmm? Are you having any trouble?"

"It's not that it's difficult, it's just that it's simply unrealistic." Luo Hao said without any ambiguity.

There must be no ambiguity at this time, otherwise Feng Zixuan will make a misjudgment.

"I know. This is the final version. You can take your time. By the way, it requires formalities, right? I'll review the matter and come up with a set of regulations. Dean Zhuang, you go and report it yourself. By the way, Dean Jin should also report it. Let Xiaoyan get some fresh air when she goes home."

"Tomorrow, I will go and make this happen."

Director Song was stunned.

Such a big thing actually had to be implemented the next day? !
If it were someone else, it would take one or two months just to complete the procedures.

Many years ago, when I was a young doctor, I put a dialysis machine in the intensive care unit, and it took me half a year to go through the procedures.

That was a dialysis machine that had already been clinically developed. The one in front of us was a scientific research project jointly conducted with the University of Technology, and its difficulty was extremely low.

"Okay, but the AI ​​robot you need to mediate disputes won't be around for at least three to five years."

"Why so long?"

"Communication is the most difficult thing," Luo Hao said, sighing, "No matter how smart the AI ​​is, it can't handle me saying curbs and the patient's family saying corrugated lids."

"Hahaha, I get it. Help me find one. Director Tang must have his own future. He can't stay in the Dispute Office forever." Feng Zixuan said calmly, "Although I have been looking for a candidate, you know that you can't just find anyone to work in a place like the Dispute Office."

Luo Hao nodded.

"Also..."

Feng Zixuan started making demands again.

He dumped out all his fantasies about the director of the dispute resolution office to Luo Hao.

Feng Zixuan talked for a long time, and Luo Hao wrote it down one by one.

Although Director Feng regarded himself as a turtle in a wishing well, Luo Hao still carefully remembered his needs.

This is the lifelong dream of an old medical director, and it is also what he thinks is the most difficult thing.

The more Luo Hao thought about separating from Feng Zixuan, the harder it became.

If Ai could handle the disputes in the medical department, then he would be truly amazing.

Take the road one step at a time and eat the meal one bite at a time.

Luo Hao knew that Feng Zixuan's need was the final fantasy. If he could deal with every patient and their family happily in the dispute resolution office, and then put this already successful content in the girlfriend robot...

Luo Hao didn't even dare to imagine what those otakus and housegirls had been fooled into doing.

The emotional value is full and overflowing.

While thinking, he walked back.

Luo Hao did not return to the department, but called Zhuang Yan and asked her to go to the catheterization room to discuss how Zhuang Yan should talk to Dean Zhuang when she returned home in the evening.

A small cotton-padded jacket that leaks air is still a small cotton-padded jacket.

I opened the door of the catheterization room and saw it was a mess inside.

"Fan, you told me this thing only costs 2.3? More than 30 cents? Oh my God, how is this possible!" Dr. Jason's voice came out.

"Yeah, it's not difficult." Fan Dongkai's voice came out.

"You are not orthopedics, what do you need this thing for?" asked technician No. 66.

What is this? Luo Hao was a little puzzled.

Technician No. 66 said that consumption is downgrading now and revolving doors have become rolling doors. Dr. Jason... he should not be short of money, so why did he buy a little gadget worth 2.3 yuan?
After changing his shoes and putting on a hat, Luo Hao walked into the operating room.

Dr. Jason was playing with a lizard bone in his hand.

what is this?
"Jason, you?" Luo Hao asked after coming in.

"Professor Luo." Fan Dongkai can now skillfully call Luo Hao Professor Luo.

He had already accepted his fate and considered himself a member of Luo Hao's medical team.

But in the hospital's organization, he and Dr. Jason are still specially appointed experts, and there has been no official announcement.

"Jason saw a specimen on Duoduo a few days ago. It was a 3D-printed gadget for only 30 yuan," Fan Dongkai said nonchalantly. "He has liked these things since he was a child, so I bought him one. Jason was surprised that he could buy such a standard model for cents. He couldn't accept it."

"What about the American side?" Luo Hao asked.

"Two or three hundred dollars? I don't know. If the workmanship is better, it would probably be around this price."

When Luo Hao saw Jason playing with the lizard bone frame, an idea suddenly came to his mind.

Before Luo Hao could catch it, the thought disappeared from his mind.

What is it?
The skeleton of a robot girlfriend? An exoskeleton? A specimen of a giant panda's bones?
Luo Hao's thoughts had already flown to the other side of the sky.

"You are not from the orthopedics department. I saw that Director Sui of the orthopedics department had a bone rack and he would take out a piece of bone when explaining to the patient. When I was in school, I stole a piece of vertebra from the anatomy teaching and research department. It was covered with patina. It was real..."

Technician No. 66 was muttering, and a ray of light from a shooting star flashed through Luo Hao's mind. That's right!

Luo Hao immediately took out his mobile phone and started searching.

"Professor Luo?" Technician No. 66 asked when he saw that Luo Hao looked very strange.

"Don't talk. I'll tell you after I find it." Luo Hao's fingers swiped across the phone with afterimages. Technician No. 66 felt that there were sparks coming out of Luo Hao's phone.

Soon, Luo Hao found what he needed, took screenshots and saved them, then he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ro, what are you looking for?"

"Human specimen." Luo Hao said.

"???"

"It's the same as the lizard specimen you bought. I thought about it and the students' acceptance level is the highest. From now on, the anatomy class will be taught by robots."

Technician No. 66 was a little confused, but immediately understood what Professor Luo meant.

A robot, who looked like an ordinary lecturer, walked up to the podium, tore open its chest, took out its heart, and began to lecture the students.

Holy shit, this is a horror thriller.

Don't scare the students to death.

"Professor Luo, is this appropriate?" Technician No. 66 asked in a low voice.

Luo Hao glanced at Technician No. 66, pondered for a moment, and said with a smile, "Of course it's not appropriate according to your idea. But, you can try another way. I'll think about it again."

"Senior brother, I'm here!" Zhuang Yan walked in wearing a sterile cap.

"Let's go check out the robot. I have a mission for you."

Luo Hao dragged Zhuang Yan to see the robot.

"What is Professor Luo going to do?"

"Fan, I finally understand what Industrial Cthulhu means." Dr. Jason sighed while holding the lizard skeleton specimen in his hand.

"Jason, a lizard skeleton specimen costs two dollars and three cents. This is called benefiting all mankind. Selling industrial products to Japan, Japan bought more than 60% of the materials it used for the war from one place. That's the evil Cthulhu."

Luo Hao said without turning his head.

Dr. Jason was stunned for a moment, and after a few seconds it roughly understood what Luo Hao meant.

"Don't pay attention to him. He's gone crazy about this." Fan Dongkai's eyebrows turned into an "eight" shape and he pouted, "I heard from Xiao Li that Professor Luo has been like this since he came back from Baltimore."

……

"Xiao Zhuang, the robot is a scientific research project done in collaboration with Gongda. We need to polish it in clinical practice and collect enough data, you know."

"Ah?" Zhuang Yan exclaimed, "Do you want to tell my dad?"

No one is stupid, and Luo Hao didn't want to trick Zhuang Yan into communicating. Instead, he nodded directly and said, "Yes, you should talk to your father, and let Dean Zhuang know so that he can accept it better. The procedures should still be followed by formal procedures, but I'm worried that the elders will think this thing is inappropriate."

"How could that be!" Zhuang Yan's eyes widened. "I have two robot pandas at home!"

She made a "2" with her right index and middle fingers.

"Hmm? Why do you have two robot pandas at home?"

"I'm not always at home. My parents almost treat the robot panda as their daughter."

"..."

Luo Hao didn't feel the slightest bit of guilt.

I was just thinking about the scene of Dean Zhuang communicating with the robot panda after he returned home.

"Then wait a minute. I will talk to Yun Shenshen and order one for Dean Zhuang."

"No, my dad just likes it. He always says it's the future direction or something like that." Zhuang Yan refused. "If we customize one individually, we have to collect data. I don't know how long we have to wait."

"Ok?"

"As for the hair dryer, leave it to me." Zhuang Yan said with a smile, "By the way, Senior Brother, the annual meeting will be held in a month and a half..."

Zhuang Yan's smile froze, and it was obvious that she was nervous about the reception work at the annual meeting.

"Don't worry, this is your first time in charge of the reception, and I will follow you throughout the whole process." Luo Hao comforted Zhuang Yan.

……

A hand fell on the top of the robot panda's head and rubbed it gently.

Fang Xiao had a warm smile on his face.

Although he is already in his thirties, Fang Xiao feels that he has matured again.

Especially during the time I have been in contact with Professor Luo, my mentality has become extremely good.

It’s hard to explain why, but Fang Xiao just feels that way.

In the past, whenever he saw the old director who was about to retire, he would show respect on the surface, but only Fang Xiao himself knew what he was thinking in his heart.

After experiencing the outdated boss's handshake incident and watching Professor Luo doing new scientific research, Fang Xiao felt that everything he did was just empty talk.

"Director Fang, what should we do about the consultation?" asked the young doctor.

"Don't call me Director Fang. Call me Brother Fang, or Doctor Fang, or Old Fang. Our department only has one director - Director Xing!"

The little doctor was silent.

"I always feel like there's something wrong with that patient. Don't you think she's been possessed by another spirit?"

(End of this chapter)