White armor

Chapter 501 Did you do Pilates after giving birth?

As he stepped on the accelerator and entered the fuel tank, Luo Hao's Peugeot 307 also made a roar and shot out like an arrow.

"Luo Hao! What are you doing!!" Chen Yong didn't notice anything unusual around him. When he turned around to look at the robot dog, he was suddenly shaken.

Shift gears, step on the brakes, pull the handbrake, steer, all in one go.

Drifting in place.

Just as the crazy private car opened its front roof, Luo Hao completed the U-turn and faced the private car.

The front ends of the cars faced each other and Luo Hao stepped on the gas.

Buzzing~~~
The two cars were like two bulls with red eyes, butting each other, the eight tires spinning madly, and the pungent smell of the tires rubbing against the ground could be smelled in the car.

"Fuck! Luo Hao, you have pretty good driving skills and you can even drift on the spot." Chen Yong finally reacted at this time.

Although he reacted, he didn't realize what happened to the car on the opposite side. Instead, he praised Luo Hao's driving skills and was not afraid.

Luo Hao usually likes to drive slowly at 60 miles per hour, but who would have thought that he would perform such a beautiful trick.

"Get out of the car!" Luo Hao stared at the car opposite, "Smash the car and rescue the people."

"People? Who?"

"The driver on the opposite side seems to be having a heart attack. Lao Liu, call 120 for emergency assistance." Luo Hao controlled the throttle of the Peugeot 307, making the power of the two cars equal and becoming almost stationary.

White smoke was rising all around and the tires were sending sparks as they scraped against the ground.

It was not until this time that the people around realized what was happening and began to move away in panic.

If Luo Hao hadn't turned around and stopped the car, there would probably be corpses everywhere.

Chen Yong got off the car, but was beaten to it by Lao Liu.

Liu Yiyi took off her coat, looked around but couldn't find the stone, so she simply wrapped the coat around her right hand.

He clenched his right fist, took a step forward and punched the car window.

Bang~~
bang~~~
Bang~~~~
The car window was shattered, and Liu Yiyi reached in with her coat on to open the door.

Old Liu... is too tough. Luo Hao even saw the butterfly bones on Liu Yiyi's back blooming.

Chen Yong? Probably just one punch, assuming Chen Yong doesn’t cast a spell.

Luo Hao was distracted in a trance. Could it be that Chen Yong likes this?

Chen Yong got in the car, raised his hand to signal, then lay on the driver's legs, held the driver's feet, and slowly lifted them up.

He and Luo Hao released the accelerator at the same time, and Luo Hao even turned on Calm and Violence to adapt to the opponent's strength.

Soon, the driver was lifted down, and the out-of-control car stopped gasping for breath.

Hey!
It was early in the morning and his adrenaline was rising, Luo Hao thought to himself.

The car stopped and Luo Hao got out.

Ai-assisted diagnosis showed that the other driver had an acute myocardial infarction.

There was no medicine around, so Luo Hao couldn't do anything. Moreover, the patient was in a coma due to insufficient blood supply to the brain. His heart had not stopped beating, so there was no need for chest compressions.

After waiting for the 120 ambulance to arrive and putting the person in the car, Luo Hao took another look at the emergency medicines in the car and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After calling Manager Yin and asking him to deal with the car accident scene, Luo Hao turned and left.

"Luo Hao, you're awesome! You can actually turn around on the spot!" Chen Yong's focus was always on Luo Hao's chic U-turn on the spot.

"No, I guessed it."

"Fuck, why are you such a jerk?" Chen Yong cursed, "What's wrong with being a little more handsome? Why do you act like you've committed a crime?"

"I really can't." Luo Hao shrugged and spread his hands.

"Then you can turn around right here!" Chen Yong raised his arms to express his anger, "I saw it with my own eyes! Do you think I'm blind?"

"I was forced to do it. What would I do if I didn't go up? Watching him crash into the crowd? I would be busy all day."

"..."

"..."

"Old Liu, how is your hand?" Luo Hao asked.

"I just checked it out. It's fine. There are no broken bones." Chen Yong replied immediately, "My old Liu has practiced it before."

Luo Hao thought about it and it seemed to be the case.

During Wang Xiaoshuai's first consultation, he saw that Lao Liu was interested in traditional martial arts, so it was normal for him to have practiced it casually before.

"Let's go to work." Luo Hao thought about it and went back to bring the robot dog down.

Under the gaze of the crowd, Luo Hao took the robot dog and slowly left the scene like an old man taking a morning walk.

rustling.

The robot dog made a slight electric-driven sound beside it.

There was a piece of gravel in front, and the robot dog was jumping around on the gravel, looking extremely happy.

Robot dogs are so eye-catching, especially one that is willing to say hello to people around it.

Luo Hao helplessly turned off the robot dog's conversation function, quickly left the curious crowd, and brought it to the hospital.

"Old Liu, go take an X-ray to see if there's anything wrong. Just a physical examination won't do. Make sure there's no bone fracture or anything like that."

"Okay, Professor Luo, don't worry." Liu Yiyi said.

The few people separated, Liu Yiyi went back to the operating room first, while Luo Hao and Chen Yong came to the ward.

When Luo Hao entered the room, he saw Meng Liangren chatting with a patient. "Liver cancer is known as the king of cancer. This is only now. If it had been a dozen years earlier, your disease would have been really difficult to treat."

"Even now, we still find it very tricky. We have to work together. In short, let's cheer together!" Meng Liangren patted the patient's shoulder vigorously.

"Doctor Meng, is it really possible?" The patient turned pale with fright.

"Look at the patient in Ward 3. He had surgery at the Third Hospital of Medical University before, and later came here because of its reputation. He had seven operations in total. This time he just needs to be hospitalized for a follow-up examination. It seems that he doesn't need surgery now." Meng Liangren explained.

Luo Hao walked over, said hello to Meng Liangren, and then went to change his clothes.

"Meng is really good at scaring people." Chen Yong laughed, "The king of cancer, what about pancreatic cancer?"

"It's just a statement. Have you never talked to that patient?" Luo Hao asked.

"I haven't talked to him, but judging from his appearance, he should be a very pretentious person." Chen Yong said.

"Haha, then what?"

"My master once told me that when asking patients and their families to follow the doctor's orders, one cannot just talk about the reason."

"What about medical theories? Not to mention patients, even doctors, what about them? Who doesn't feel sleepy during class?"

"Are you still sleepy during class?!" Luo Hao was surprised.

Gan!
Chen Yong cursed in his heart as he was shown off by this bastard again.

He didn't want to pay any attention to Luo Hao at all. It seemed that Luo Hao's pretense was inherited from his ancestors. All the people in Union Medical College were like that.

Qin Chen's slicked-back hair appeared in front of Chen Yong.

"Haha, don't mind it, I just said that casually." Luo Hao said with a smile.

"My master said that there are two best ways: give some hope and give some fear. If you can only choose one of the two, you must choose the latter without hesitation."

"Your master is indeed very strong, really very strong, what a pity." Luo Hao felt a little regretful.

How great it would be if Jiang Wenming had not been written. Although he was not as resilient as Meng Liangren, he was very clear-headed and was a top-notch veteran attending physician.

It is such a pity that this experienced attending physician, who had more than ten years of clinical experience and was well versed in clinical practice, passed away.

"Is Old Meng threatening the patient? Liver cancer is very serious. Don't do anything on your own. If you don't cooperate, we can't do anything even if you die." Chen Yong simulated Meng Liangren's voice.

Brilliant.

"That's about what I mean. That's what Old Meng wants." Luo Hao praised.

"While threatening you, I give you a glimmer of hope. There are patients who can be cured. You can decide for yourself whether you want to live or die. Do whatever you want."

"That's about it." Luo Hao changed his clothes and adjusted his snow-white clothes. He was so serious that he seemed to be glowing.

"Luo Hao, what's the name of that hand you just used?" Chen Yong asked, "Why do I feel it's very familiar?"

“The kiss of death in a hot-blooded anime.”

"!!!"

"When I watched anime, I thought about what I would do if I encountered this situation. I have been thinking about it for more than ten years, and finally it happened to me." Luo Hao felt a little embarrassed. He touched his head and chuckled.

"!!!" Chen Yong was surprised, "Is every reunion a long-planned one?"

"Hahaha, don't be ridiculous. I don't know if it's good luck or bad luck, but it's true that I haven't had a car to use recently."

Luo Hao and Chen Yong walked out of the duty room chatting.

Meng Liangren had finished talking to the patient. When he saw Luo Hao coming out, Meng Liangren waved his hand.

"Meng, how is patient Corey?"

"Everything is quite stable." Meng Liangren answered with a simple smile, and then briefly explained the patient to Luo Hao so that he could have an idea.

Then a few people looked around at the patients.

Luo Hao is not the kind of boss who just sits back and does nothing.

Meng Liangren knew this clearly. Professor Luo was busy, but he knew exactly what the patient was like, and this matter could not be messed around with.

During the ward rounds before handing over the shift, Chen Yong suddenly greeted happily after leaving the ward, "Lao Zhang, you're done with your maternity leave!"

A nurse saw Chen Yong and greeted him happily.

Luo Hao remembered that this nurse had given birth and went on maternity leave not long after he and Chen Yong came to the Medical University, and had just returned.

I guess it was because she had to preserve her pregnancy or something like that and couldn't move around.

Although he did not have a deep impression of the nurse named "Lao Zhang", Chen Yong felt like he had met an old acquaintance, as if he had worked with her for many years.

If this bastard really gets married, he'll have to change his temper.

Luo Hao just smiled, nodded, and passed by Lao Zhang without wanting to chat.

I don’t know him either, what’s there to say?

"Lao Zhang, what's wrong with you? You don't look right." Chen Yong asked.

"Don't mention it. I have a headache lately."

“Hahaha, it’s for the kids to see.”

"The child is taken care of by an old lady. I didn't recover well after giving birth." The nurse said distressedly, "They say pregnancy makes women stupid for three years. I used to think it was a joke, but after giving birth myself, I knew what was going on. I really became stupid, it's not a joke."

"Is this true? Your IQ has really dropped?" Chen Yong looked him up and down. "I can tell."

"Xiao Chen, shouldn't you be comforting me?"

"Lao Zhang, let me tell you, I saw a similar situation when I was writing a paper recently."

"what?"

Luo Hao found it interesting and didn't leave. Instead, he found a chair at the nurses' station and sat down to listen to Chen Yong and the nurse chatting.

"American neuroscientist Elizabeth Chrastil took this to the extreme - she turned her entire pregnancy into a scientific project."

"After dozens of examinations, Elizabeth Chrastil found that certain parts of her brain had atrophied before and after pregnancy, and there was still no sign of recovery two years after giving birth. The research team further repeated the study on several other pregnant women and observed similar results." "Is it true? Pregnancy really makes women stupid for three years?" The nurse was a little surprised and thought Chen Yong was joking.

"It's true that pregnancy makes women stupid for three years." Chen Yong laughed, "But it's okay. Come on, I'll show you something fun."

"what?"

"I'm a great fire magician, do you know that?" Chen Yong asked.

"???"

"???"

Luo Hao frowned. What did Chen Yong want to do? Did this bastard want to burn down the First Hospital of Medical University?

Chen Yong picked up a piece of paper at random, folded it into a cylindrical shape and placed it in his hand.

Then he took out his lighter and said, "Old Zhang, look carefully."

"Xiao Chen, don't set the nurses' station on fire. The director is the person responsible for fire prevention in the department. The director was scared to death when he saw it. A while ago, a medical union caught fire, and there were no casualties. The dean and secretary were hugged several times."

"It's just a small magic... magic. How could I, a great fire magician, not have control over fire?"

As he spoke, Chen Yong lit the cylindrical paper with a lighter.

Luo Hao laughed in his heart, this thing is indeed a good way to fool people.

Most people don’t notice that the paper will float up due to convection at the end of burning. Usually, a “spell” is recited at the end of this trick, making it look like the magician can control the flames.

This is really a trick.

Sure enough, just as Luo Hao expected, Chen Yong was muttering to himself.

"The sky is round and the earth is square."

"Nine chapters of laws."

"I will write now."

"Ten thousand ghosts are hiding!"

Damn, this seems to be what a Taoist priest says when drawing a talisman. Chen Yong is really a miscellaneous person. He says he is a great fire magician, but what he says is the Taoist priest's words.

Is this a mixture of knowledge?

"Duh!"

Following Chen Yong's light roar, the burning paper slowly floated up.

"Wow~~~"

The nurses around made surprised noises.

But before he could finish his exclamation, Chen Yong made a sword gesture with his right hand and pointed it at Luo Hao.

A fire dragon rushed towards Luo Hao with a "boom".

Sure enough, Chen Yong's thoughts were not that simple. This guy must have hidden something in his sleeves. Luo Hao was not nervous. His mind was flashing, and he looked straight at the fire dragon without any evasive action.

The fire dragon stopped abruptly less than half a meter in front of Luo Hao, without any surprise.

"How boring! Aren't you afraid?" Chen Yong felt disappointed when he saw Luo Hao remained calm.

"Will you harm me? If not, what should I be afraid of? You, Chen Yong, I still believe in your most basic loyalty to the people." Luo Hao asked back.

Chen Yong shrugged, "Old Zhang, is it fun?"

"Ouch~~~" The nurse covered her head with her hands, looking as if she had a splitting headache.

Ugh.

Luo Hao sighed inwardly, thinking that he probably didn't have enough vacation time, so he pretended to be sick at work.

"Xiao Zhang is here for work." Shen Zizai appeared. He didn't see Chen Yong performing magic tricks, but only saw the scene in front of him. "What's going on?"

"Director, after I gave birth, I felt like there was something in my head and it hurt a lot."

"Have you had a CT scan?" Shen Zizai didn't care. There were so many people pretending to be sick, so there was no need for him to care.

I heard that many people applied for jobs while they were preparing to get pregnant, then got pregnant and took leave.

There are also many people who don't want to go to work and pretend to be sick after giving birth. The longest nurse Shen Zizai has seen stayed at home is ten years.

The diagnosis seemed to be schizophrenia, and I don't know where the diagnosis was obtained. Anyway, the hospital can't rush the nurse to work. If they rush her, the nurse will be hospitalized in a mental hospital for treatment.

"I checked and it's okay." The nurse covered her head and cried bitterly.

Huh? Shen Zizai was stunned, and so was Luo Hao.

Pretending to be sick but still getting a CT scan? That means you are really sick.

Luo Hao turned on the AI-assisted diagnosis and was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

It turns out that I really have a disease, cerebrospinal fluid leakage.

"Did you do Pilates during your recovery period?" Luo Hao asked while sitting in a chair.

"Huh? What is Pilates?"

“How did you know to do Pilates?”

Shen Zizai and Chen Yong asked at the same time.

"Director, wait a moment." Luo Hao stood up and said with a smile, ignoring Chen Yong.

"Professor Luo, it's so fast. In the time it took me to give birth to a child, you, Xiao Luo, have become a professor." The nurse ninja had a headache and made a joke.

This is true, it takes a lot of time to give birth to a child.

Luo Hao smiled bitterly.

"Have you done Pilates?" Luo Hao asked again.

"Yes, the confinement center requires all mothers to learn it together." The nurse replied.

"Oh, go get an MRI of your cervical spine and have the neurosurgery department do a cerebrospinal fluid test. It could be that the cerebrospinal fluid leakage is caused by the wrong posture when doing Pilates. You don't exercise regularly, so don't force it. It can easily cause trouble."

"???"

"???"

"No kidding, hurry up and do it. You don't need any special treatment, just don't do Pilates, rest in bed for a while, and then go to a traditional Chinese medicine doctor to get your bones straightened."

Having said that, Luo Hao paused.

"Director, where is our Chinese medicine bone setting expert teacher from?"

"It's from the Air Force."

The Air Force's Chinese and Western medicine bone setting skills are excellent, so Luo Hao felt relieved.

"Can Pilates also cause cerebrospinal fluid leakage?" Chen Yong continued to ask.

"It's time to hand over my shift, so I won't explain." Luo Hao said, "Those weird postures can cause a lot of problems, especially for those of us who work the night shift. Our bodies are already in a sub-healthy state. We lack exercise and our bodies are stiff. Once we do Pilates stretching, problems are more likely to occur."

"Head nurse, take him to have a checkup and give him sick leave so he can go home and rest for a while."

Shen Zizai didn't care. Luo Hao had already said that sick leave must be given. Besides, he wasn't pretending to be sick, he was really sick.

As for whether what Luo Hao said was right or not, Shen Zizai had never thought about it at all.

In the past year, Luo Hao has proved one thing countless times - don't question Luo Hao's diagnosis.

"Xiao Luo, didn't you go to Changnan to save Tai? Why did you come back so soon?" Shen Zizai asked.

The two walked side by side to the doctor's office.

"The operation went smoothly, a..." Luo Hao briefly described the patient's condition.

"Fuck! I haven't encountered such a patient, but the vascular department encountered one once, and the patient died at that time." Shen Zizai was surprised, "Is the operation difficult to do?"

"It's OK. It's mainly about the control of strength. Director Fang of Changnan General Surgery has been thinking about post-interventional surgery for liver cancer. He also started to do interventional surgery, and his technique is pretty good."

"Changnan People's Hospital has an interventional department. Why did the general surgeon perform this operation?"

Luo Hao smiled and said nothing.

It is an inevitable trend that departments will become more and more divided, but this trend is very likely to be reversed in the new round of medical reform.

Follow the general direction, and the tide of the times will sweep everyone away.

Fang Xiao is smart. Even if it means offending their interventional department or having to eat some threads, he is determined to learn this technique.

Luo Hao guessed that Fang Xiao was thinking of going to the South. If he really went there, it would be difficult for him to gain a foothold if he didn't know something that others didn't know.

"Xiao Luo, do you know what we are going to investigate recently?"

"Trace back?" Luo Hao was still thinking about Fang Xiao. He didn't expect Shen Zizai to change the subject directly.

"If we trace back 20 years of papers to investigate academic fraud, many associate professors and full professors will probably be affected." Shen Zizai was worried.

"Oh, journals all charge publication fees, why don't you check them?" Luo Hao said with disdain, "Professor Eddie Kohler of MIT published a paper, the title of which is translated as "Delete Me From Your Fucking Recipient List"."

"Ah?" Shen Zizai's topic was instantly diverted by Luo Hao.

Let's go off topic and change the subject. Luo Hao is professional, even more professional than when he performs surgery.

With just one sentence, he successfully drew Shen Zizai's attention away.

"Professor Eddie Kohler copied and pasted the paper and published it in a relatively large journal. The reviewer didn't even look at it, and later sent him an email asking for a $150 publication fee."

"..."

Shen Zizai was silent.

Under normal circumstances, he would happily chat with Luo Hao, share gossip, and curse those bastards who asked for publication fees.

But the investigation of this matter was like a huge rock pressing on Shen Zizai's heart, making it difficult for him to even breathe.

"Xiao Luo, let's talk about the back-tracking."

"Didn't academic fraud happen some time ago, and it even affected the level of academician candidates. I heard from my boss that there was something else going on, but I didn't expect that they would actually investigate clinical practice." Luo Hao sighed.

"Yeah." Shen Zizai scratched his head in worry, "It was the same before... It's the same now. I've only seen you do this when you were writing a paper."

"Haha." Luo Hao nodded and smiled.

"Xiao Luo, can you help me find out what's going on? Will the senior and deputy senior officials be directly removed from office?" Shen Zizai was a little worried.

"No, if they were to investigate papers or academic fraud, none of the directors and professors in the province would be able to withstand the investigation. Don't worry, Director. If the investigation really leads to you..."

Luo Hao thought about it.

"How about it?"

"I'll write two more papers for you, and they will definitely comply with the regulations. How about you join my project team? No, you can start your own project. If anyone in the department wants to republish a paper, I'll research and write the paper and publish it as soon as possible."

"Even if the previous papers don't count, we have new ones. Although it's their business, even if we have to re-evaluate them, we're faster than others."

"!!!"

"If someone really takes this opportunity to catch your little whip, I will record this incident in my little black book and avenge you within three years."

Shen Ziyi grinned and said, I just hope that it won’t be traced back to me. What kind of revenge are you taking?

Even if you, Xiao Luo, could really get revenge, I would have been dead long ago.

(End of this chapter)