White armor

Chapter 516: Dead fish bites, pick up the rod and go; put on the Taoist robe, go into the water and dry
Yuntai felt a little uneasy when being stared at by the dead fish. He didn't know what the dead fish's mouth meant, but judging from the appearance of the fish, it was probably not a good word.

At this time, Boss Lou, who had not spoken to Boss Chai, suddenly came over and bent down, "Boss Chai, the meal is almost ready, how about we go back and warm up and eat something?"

"The dead fish is biting, just pick up the rod and go." Boss Chai said this, a little unhappy, but then he smiled and said, "This is because the Songhua River doesn't allow me to fish, forget it."

"Fuck!" Luo Hao stood up and cursed in a low voice.

"Little Luohao, you can't force anything. If a dead fish bites, just pick up the rod and leave. This is inevitable."

"Let me tell you, one time I was fishing at night, and suddenly a woman came up behind me. I didn't dare to look at her, and I didn't say anything. After about ten minutes, she left, and I packed up my things and left quickly." Boss Chai started gossiping.

"Boss, that's you in the imperial capital, and this is the Songhua River!" Luo Hao said.

There was a hint of arrogance in his voice that was not usually there.

Yuntai was startled.

Is Luo Hao getting cocky? Does he think he is the god of the Songhua River? Or does Dr. Luo think he can walk all over Jiangbei Province and everyone, black, white, or gray, has to give him face.

Others would occasionally say this about Luo Hao, but Yuntai had never said this, and this was even the first time he had thought about it.

He has a very good eye for people and understands Luo Hao.

What a bastard this guy is. Why did he try to curry favor with Boss Chai, but now Dr. Luo dares to challenge Songhua River!

Besides, the dead fish has a straight mouth, which looks evil.

Even if you go fishing again, you won’t dare touch what you catch.

Why bother? Yuntai was about to persuade him, but Luo Hao had already picked up his phone, "Chen Yong, bring the drone over here."

"Boss, when you were fishing, the first fish you caught hit a dead fish. I don't understand the rules over there, but just do it as you see fit, until it's saturated."

"Hurry up, what the hell is this!" Luo Hao cursed at last.

Turning around, Luo Hao's anger was gone, and a gentle smile appeared on his face again. "Boss, let's eat something first. It's tiring to fly here, so I was thinking of catching a fish to make it fresh before we eat. And this happened to happen. It's such an unfortunate coincidence."

"Hey, kid, don't be stubborn. It's okay. At worst, you can just take a nap and move to another place." Boss Chai persuaded Luo Hao.

Boss Chai didn't show the slightest bit of unhappiness on his face, and it seemed that he was worried that Luo Hao would get into trouble.

Every child has a rebellious period. In Boss Chai's eyes, Luo Hao is just a rebellious little brat. It's best for him to get through this peacefully and not make any mistakes.

"Boss, you come here to fish, and you're still bullied by those lonely ghosts and water monkeys?" Luo Hao said disdainfully, "Besides, we spent a lot of money to build a tourist attraction and a winter fishing sanctuary. We can't let water monkeys ruin our fun."

"What are you going to do?" Boss Chai asked after a slight hesitation after hearing the words "tourist attraction".

"Boss, don't worry, you can just watch the fun later." Luo Hao smiled.

So that's how it is. Yuntai finally understood.

Indeed, if a tourist from the south came and cast his rod and caught a dead fish, the idea of ​​turning this place into a fishing mecca would be forgotten.

People in the south are more superstitious than people in the north. Such an unlucky thing as the dead fish's mouth would probably spread all over the country in one day, and even have some impact on the Ice and Snow Festival.

just.

What can Luo Hao's assistant who smells like heather do?
Yuntai was curious.

He became curious again, but still didn't ask. Curiosity killed the cat, Yuntai agreed with this deeply.

Boss Chai didn't ask any more questions. He went back to the house, took off his clothes, and stroked him carefully. "Little Luohao, you are very careful."

"hey-hey."

"Go make two sets of straw raincoats and then get a boat."

"Okay, boss."

"I don't need it. I get seasick. Female tourists want to take pictures, but male tourists don't? Find a secluded place. It would be best if you can capture the moment you catch the fish."

"There is a drone, suspended in the air, recording the entire process and editing it afterwards," Luo Hao explained briefly.

Boss Chai was stunned. These things did not exist in his mind. Even though he had seen drones many times, he was still unfamiliar with their various uses.

It turns out that drones can be used in this way.

Boss Chai sat down, warmed himself up for a while and started to eat. Although he looked the same, Luo Hao knew that his boss was not in high spirits, but he did not say anything to comfort him.

Before finishing their meal, Chen Yong and Liu Yiyi rushed over.

Chen Yong couldn't drive, so Liu Yiyi drove him here.

Seeing Chen Yong carrying two suitcases, Boss Chai asked curiously, "What are those?"

"boss."

Chen Yong also followed Luo Hao's example and called Mr. Chai "boss".

"When a dead fish is biting, you can just collect your rod and leave. There is another saying for this proverb: Once you put on your Taoist robe, you will be dry when you enter the water."

"Uh, it's too cold." Boss Chai grinned.

What? Yuntai was stunned. Just put on the Taoist robe and go into the water? Either you die or I die?
As for what? !

Just fishing.

"Don't worry, boss. We won't go into the water." Luo Hao said, standing up and taking the trolley case from Chen Yong.

"Go prepare it first, I have some in the trunk."

"How much did you bring?" Luo Hao asked.

"I brought all the drones I made in the past few months, as well as a few thousand rune swords."

"Okay, blow the hell out of him!" Luo Hao said.

"What is that? A drone? A rune sword?"

This time even Boss Chai was stunned. He had never seen such a big fuss over a dead fish. It was just a drone and a talisman sword. How could these two things be put together?

"Boss, do you want to look inside the house or outside?" Luo Hao asked.

"Go out and see what you can see in the house."

Luo Hao helped Mr. Chai put on his clothes.

"It's not that cold actually." Mr. Chai complained.

"After the blast is over, we'll go fishing. My transparent trunk has been prepared for you." Luo Hao said with a smile.

Boss Lou is well aware of the legend of the dead fish's mouth. If it were him, he would have left long ago and would definitely never return to this piece of land.

Why do dead fish still bite the hook?
To put it scientifically, it was just a coincidence that the dead fish was hooked so neatly.

But there are not so many coincidences. The reason why "dead fish mouth" has become a proverb is that it happens quite often.

There must be a water ghost or a water monkey hanging the dead fish on the hook.

It’s just that these things cannot be explained by existing science and are all classified as feudal superstition.

When he saw the dead fish biting his tongue, Boss Lou felt a little regretful. Not to mention how much money he had spent on this piece of land, it was a pity that the fishing base he had carefully built was ruined.

But unexpectedly, Luo Hao called the young man from the Chen family, and the two of them were full of vigor and murderous intent.

It was fun to watch.

Boss Lou has always wanted to see Chen Yong wearing a Taoist robe and wielding a peach wood sword.

After all, he is the famous young master of the Chen family in the provincial capital, so eating dead fish should not be a big deal for him.

However, Boss Lou was soon disappointed. Luo Hao took out two helmets with binoculars from the box and handed them to Chen Yong.

The two put on helmets and looked like future warriors. Especially Chen Yong, who was wearing a Taoist robe and a bulletproof helmet with night vision goggles, which looked neither fish nor fowl.

Two drones took off. They were made purely of wood, and there was no sight of their motors or electrical machines. They flew very silently.

The snow is still falling, and the drone flying through the heavy snow has a unique beauty.

"rise!"

"Hold on!"

Luo Hao and Chen Yong shouted lightly, and then small wooden swords like toys on the two drones shot towards the floating ice on the river.

The small wooden sword was stuck in the ice floe, motionless.

"How is it? Is it useful?"

"It's okay. This thing from Northwestern Polytechnical University is a bit awkward to use. I'll give them some suggestions later." Luo Hao replied.

There were no gorgeous fireworks, nor any strange and supernatural scenes. The dozen or so wooden swords carried by each drone just fell on the ice as if it was a joke.

But the two of them didn't stop at all. They waited for the drone to fly back and manually installed the wooden swords.

Boss Chai didn't bother them and let the two of them "make trouble".

After more than 20 minutes, the wooden swords were scattered all over the ground. The wooden swords that were originally there were already covered by the snow, and not even a small black dot could be seen.

The wooden swords in the four large suitcases were empty, so Chen Yong picked up two dazzling Gatling guns. However, Luo Hao did not move. He returned to Boss Chai and stood between him and Chen Yong.

"What's going on?" Boss Chai asked until this moment.

"If they don't want to give them face, then just drive them away." Luo Hao said, "No matter what, we can't delay making money!"

Delay in making money...

If there was any grand and mysterious content before, it was all wiped out by Luo Hao's words at this moment.

"The sky is round and the earth is round, the laws and regulations are nine chapters!"

"I write now, and all the ghosts hide!"

Chen Yong shouted, and two Gatling gun fireworks were lit and aimed at the river surface.

bang bang bang~~~
Boss Lou was stunned.

He could imagine a scene of sparks flying everywhere, but he didn't expect it to be just a fireworks Gatling gun. What about the wooden sword before?

Smoke rose, and in the smoke, tiny silver snakes could be seen moving. From the front to the far distance, it was as if a bolt of lightning struck the Songhua River.

bang bang bang~~~
The fireworks exploded on the floating ice on the river, causing the ice to shatter continuously.

Gatling Fireworks is so powerful? !
Boss Lou immediately put away his previous thoughts and stared closely at a wooden sword.

The visibility in the smoke is not good, and Boss Lou even feels that the Gatling fireworks are used to deceive people.

As for why, it is probably because Professor Luo is relatively low-key and doesn't want to show off. It would be embarrassing if others saw something they shouldn't see.

The wooden sword was just a small black dot in the snow, and suddenly a bright silver snake spread out in the smoke.

Faintly, Boss Lou seemed to hear a shrill roar, as if something was screaming and begging for mercy.

But the infinitely spreading silver snake shuttled quickly, as if turning into a pattern.

The heat in Jiang's heart erupted like a volcano. Boss Lou knew that something was wrong! He had been wrong from the beginning to the end.

But he didn't see anything unusual, only a young man holding a Gatling firework and playing recklessly by the river.

20 seconds later, the fireworks were over. Chen Yong stood in the smoke, threw the Gatling gun on the ground, made a spell with his hands, and faced the center of the river.

"Bang~" An onomatopoeia blurted out from Chen Yong's mouth.

bang~
Bang bang~~
bang bang bang~~~
Water columns kept rising in the river, several meters high, as if there were explosives underneath.

Boss Lou was always paying attention. The location of every explosion was where the small wooden sword was.

You can still play like this!
Thin pieces of ice were blown away. Even if there was something in the river, it would have been scared to death at this moment.

A series of explosions dissipated. Seeing that there were no flying fragments, Luo Hao walked to Chen Yong.

"How about it?"

"I'm the famous young master of the Chen family. You're not in our circle, so you don't know how powerful I am."

"Well, okay." Although Chen Yong did not answer, it was better than an answer.

Luo Hao turned around and waved, and Boss Chai walked over with his hands behind his back.

"You guys made such a big scene, there must be no fish left."

"No, boss."

"I've seen dead fish bite, and the fisherman wasn't convinced, so he bought thousands of dollars worth of fireworks and blasted them at the water surface." Boss Chai said with a smile, "But you guys~~~"

"Boss, some content is subject to confidentiality regulations." Luo Hao said to the boss seriously.

"Huh? There is a confidentiality clause here too?!" Boss Chai was stunned, but then he stopped asking questions and walked to the riverside and squatted down to watch.

The fish in the water began to boil and kept jumping out of the water, as if Chen Yong had just unsealed it.

"Tsk tsk." Boss Chai sighed.

"Boss, it looks okay."

"Of course it's possible. There's no backlash?" Boss Chai looked at Luo Hao with his bright eyes. It seemed that he knew something about similar things.

"No." Luo Hao felt the bronze mirror on his chest become quiet, knowing that everything was fine, and replied calmly.

"There are too many fish." Boss Chai sat down and felt a little overwhelmed when he saw that he didn't even need to make a nest.

"Brother Wei, you said it wrong. A man should be proud of his ambition. He is loyal and brave, and he is not afraid of this murderous knife!"

Luo Hao hummed Xipi Liushui, feeling relaxed and at ease.

Su Wu herding sheep? Boss Chai laughed and started fishing again.

This time it went extremely smoothly. The fish seemed to be awakened and rushed to take the hook.

"Luo Hao, this is not interesting." Boss Chai said with a smile, "Catch a big one, show it off, and then come back and throw it back into the river."

As soon as he finished speaking, ripples suddenly appeared on the surface of the river. The one-foot-long fish around him retreated one after another, and several large fish that usually sank to the bottom of the river slowly floated up.

Can this fish also understand human nature? Boss Chai was surprised.

"Little Conch, you gave it up?"

"No, maybe they understood what the boss said?" Luo Hao was also surprised. Or maybe something had just been driven away, and these fish also wanted to come up and take a breath.

A fish nearly two meters long took the hook.

The fishing rod seems so fragile in front of it, and it will slip out of your hand if you toss it a little.

Even though the carbon fiber fishing rod would not break, Boss Chai was too old and weak to pull it up.

Just as Luo Hao was about to help, the fish jumped out by itself and bounced around on the snow.

"..."

"..."

"..."

This time even Luo Hao was stunned.

Sometimes, it is uncomfortable when the other person is too proactive.

But the big fish jumped, looked at Boss Chai, and even rolled its eyes.

"Send it to the car and send it back later, Xiao Luohao. Remember, you must send it back." Boss Chai rubbed his hands happily.

If the fish had hair, he would have rubbed it a few times.

"Well, boss, don't worry. The Han Dong side is closed. Let's go to Central Avenue and take you to Han Dong. I will personally deliver it back, and there will definitely be no mistakes."

Since the other party was so proactive, Luo Hao stopped talking in a dog-like manner and patted his chest to agree to the matter.

Boss Lou watched Luo Hao pick up the fish. The fish didn't make any noise and even put its arm around Luo Hao's face to show affection.

I’m afraid this fish has become a spirit.

Although he had only eaten half of the meal, Boss Chai didn't care.

As I get older, I eat less, so a little is enough. He watched Luo Hao put the fish into the trunk, and the trunk of the 307 gradually became transparent.

The fish was swimming in the trunk. It knew someone was watching it, so it would look up and spit out saliva from time to time to communicate with the people outside.

It's really a spirit. Boss Lou looked at it in a daze.

Luo Hao drove away, and Chen Yong packed up his things and left.

Only Boss Lou was left. He returned to the kang, sat cross-legged, and finished his meal absent-mindedly.

The scene just now echoed in Boss Lou’s eyes, and he felt a little uneasy.

The first time I met Professor Luo was in the provincial capital. Outside a private car shop, I heard the sound of Professor Luo’s car and thought it was a bit strange.

"Boss!" Ma Zhuang pushed the door open.

"Get out." Boss Lou's face sank as he scolded, "You are an adult, but you don't know the rules and knock on the door!"

Ma Zhuang quickly went out and knocked on the door before coming back in.

"Boss, I...I have something to tell you."

When Boss Lou heard Ma Zhuang use the word "you", his expression eased a little.

"I contacted a company that said it lost market competition to DJI and switched to drone performances."

"Oh." Boss Lou nodded.

"Boss, do you think this kind of company is reliable?"

"What have they done?"

"The drone show in Qatar in 21 was done by them. The kind of Dharma-like heaven and earth you mentioned was already there in 21, but it didn't make much of a splash in China. The performance in Saudi Arabia in 24 had many times higher definition and looked much more realistic."

Ma Zhuang is becoming more and more capable, and Boss Lou is somewhat relieved.

If I had asked this question in the past, I'm afraid Ma Zhuang wouldn't have been able to answer a single word. He had no brains at all, and the things he told me could only fulfill the literal meaning at best.

Unexpectedly, Ma Zhuang has become successful now.

"Okay, let's choose this company." Boss Lou said, "Show me any PPTs they have before."

"Okay, Boss, what are you doing?" Ma Zhuang asked with a smile, "Didn't they say that Professor Luo and Boss Chai were coming? Where are they?"

"I encountered a dead fish."

"What!" Ma Zhuang was shocked.

Although he doesn't fish, he has heard about the true taste of dead fish when he listened to fishermen bragging after drinking.

As for the evil things that happened after that, there were so many.

"Professor Luo and the young man from the Chen family performed a ritual."

"!!!"

Ma Zhuang's eyes almost popped out.

He is different from Boss Lou. The first time he met Luo Hao was in the hospital. Luo Hao was wearing a white suit and looked like a sure winner, full of sunshine.

And it has a very academic atmosphere, just like an expert.

Dharma ceremony.

In Ma Zhuang's mind, this word could not be associated with Luo Hao at all.

"Don't think about it. There is no surveillance here. This is private territory. Boss Chai, come here and I will install surveillance. What do you think Professor Luo thinks?" Boss Lou picked up the Moutai, but Ma Zhuang snatched it away and carefully filled it for Boss Lou.

"Boss, is the ritual big?"

"The three-foot-high ice in the river was shattered. Don't you think it's a big deal? I think people would definitely not take a few water monkeys seriously, so they made such a big fuss..."

"Ah?" Hearing Boss Lou suddenly pause, Ma Zhuang asked anxiously.

"This guy." Boss Lou stopped talking about this matter and said, "Let me tell you a story."

"Boss, tell me."

"As for me, I had some ups and downs in the first half of my life, but I did make some money at least." Boss Lou took a sip of wine, looking very enjoyable.

"But between last year and now, I've made more money than I ever thought I could have made in my entire life."

"You've come at the right time!" Ma Zhuang said.

This was a stiff joke, and Boss Lou smiled and said, "Through Professor Luo, I met Director Gu, and then the guy from Poly. So, the rest happened. Last year, they asked me to get together to buy the apartment building owned by COFCO in Shanghai, and I knew at that time that luck had come!"

"Now it seems that Professor Luo has great luck. Ma Zhuang, listen carefully. From now on, you must do whatever Professor Luo says."

"Yeah, yeah." Ma Zhuang agreed deeply with what Boss Lou said.

"You know, a food street."

"Know!"

"There is a cat there. They call that cat Director Li."

“???” Ma Zhuang was exposed.

"Go ask Director Li if he has any children, then politely buy him some delicious food and ask for his opinion. Your attitude must be good, don't think Director Li is just a cat."

"!!!"

"If you have kittens and Director Li agrees, you can bring them back and raise them here."

"Boss, why?"

"Professor Luo and Director Li had a chance encounter, which was also part of their good fortune. Its cubs came back and accompanied the guests fishing. If the Lizard Cat couldn't catch anything, it would go down and catch it. This could bring a lot of popularity."

"The most important thing is that when Professor Luo comes next time, he will be happy to see Director Li's child and will come more often."

There is also this matter!
Although Ma Zhuang didn't quite believe it, he didn't dare to question Luo Hao, nor did he dare to question Boss Lou. He just nodded repeatedly.

"Get some bowls and chopsticks to eat, and then hurry up and get busy. The company is pushing me a little, so hurry up and make a PPT with the relevant content for me."

"Okay!"

……

……

"Boss, how often do you encounter this kind of thing?" Luo Hao asked while driving.

Boss Chai looked at the surprised expressions of the people passing by in the video and a smile spread across his face.

"A lot. Fishermen are the bravest people in the world. Even if they encounter a floating corpse, they will just call the police and then go to another place to continue fishing."

"Don't you need to take a statement?"

"Yes, you can fish as long as you can before being called away. And the police usually won't argue with fishermen. The most dangerous thing is night fishing. Otherwise, last time in the imperial capital, there was a woman in red sitting in the graveyard circle fishing. I thought she was amazing."

"What are the chances that someone is standing behind you?"

"not much."

Luo Hao thought for a moment and said, "Boss, I have a bronze mirror here for you to wear."

As he spoke, Luo Hao took off the bronze mirror.

As the bronze mirror left, the attribute value dropped significantly.

But Luo Hao did not hesitate and handed the bronze mirror to the boss.

(End of this chapter)