White armor

Chapter 533: A layer of syrup and a layer of toilet cleaner
"Here, it's out."

The doctor from the Chinese medicine hospital changed his clothes and walked into the corridor of the cystoscopy room. He heard a voice coming from the operating room from a distance.

Out? !

What came out!
The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital was stunned. The first thing that came to his mind was the thermometer, but he himself denied this idea.

The thermometer is stuck in the bladder and I can't take it out easily? I must be dreaming.

"Director Pei, you can use this from now on. There will be many problems if you use pliers."

sweat!
If there were still doubts just now, there are no doubts at all now. The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital was a little dazed.

Thermometer, that's a thermometer! Common foreign bodies in the urethra and bladder in clinical practice.

In the past, everyone would just try, but it was basically impossible to remove it. If it didn’t work, they would have surgery to remove it.

He had never thought that there was such a convenient way to take it out in a short time.

How short is the time?

Time to chat with classmates.

Just as I was in a daze, a young, tall doctor strode out.

"Sixth brother, tell him to take antibiotics for a few days and try to be more restrained in the future. Don't mess around and try to do anything. If he gets hurt in there, he'll get acute mercury poisoning."

"Oh oh oh."

"Nothing else, come on, Lao Liu, you shouldn't be like this."

"No, no, no, I definitely won't. I'm an honest and upright person." Technician No. 66 quickly denied it.

"I'm telling you, if you want to play so many tricks, don't look for me. If you do, I'll call all the interns and trainees and give you an open class."

"!!!"

"Students are curious. When I tell them about foreign objects in class, many of them are curious. You know, many young people nowadays are homosexual. Playing is fun, but don't do anything dangerous."

“……”Technician No. 66 was silent.

The doctor from the Chinese medicine hospital was staring in a daze at the tall, young doctor who seemed to be glowing all over.

Is this Professor Luo?

"Professor Luo, has it been taken out?" asked the classmate who was a doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital.

"Well, use the stone removal net, it will be quick." Luo Hao smiled, "I still have surgery over there, I'll go get busy first, you guys are busy."

He came and went in a hurry, like a gust of wind.

The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital had the image of a stone removal basket in his mind. Hmm? It seemed to work.

Who says you have to use forceps to remove foreign bodies from the bladder? A basketball net will do. Put it in, hold it, and take it out. It's simple and easy, and doesn't require any delicate techniques.

He thought it was a crushing victory in terms of skills, but he didn't expect it was a crushing victory in terms of thinking.

"Professor Luo, wait a minute." Pei Yingjie rushed out of the cystoscopy room, chasing Luo Hao, and his figure disappeared.

Seeing Director Pei’s expression, the doctors at the Chinese Medicine Hospital were horrified.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he couldn't imagine that a department director of the First Hospital of the Medical University would be so... fawning to a young professor who led a group.

Pei Yingjie had a flattering smile on his face, and the smile seemed to be real, overflowing from Pei Yingjie's face.

When we arrived at the cystoscopy room, the patient had already left.

This outpatient surgery does not require hospitalization and is almost harmless. A few days of antibiotics are enough after you leave.

The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital saw the entire process of removing the thermometer through the machine.

He took the stone basket and went in, and immediately grabbed the thermometer.

After all, the thermometer is about 0.5cm in diameter, so the stone basket cannot leak out. Then I took out the thermometer so easily, which was simple and convenient.

It doesn't seem difficult, but the doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital watched the whole process of taking out the thermometer over a dozen times.

The operation was performed with ease, and the idea was simply amazing.

Occasionally, someone in the group would say that they had encountered a case in which a thermometer was stuck in the urethra and not removed in time, and ended up in the bladder.

But no one realized that the stone basket can also be used to take thermometers.

This... really increased my clinical experience.

The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital silently took note of this incident.

"Professor Luo is really awesome." His classmate sighed, "No wonder Director Pei always regrets why Professor Luo didn't come to the Urology Department when he talks about him. Although our department doesn't make much money, it's better than the Interventional Department anyway."

"What's the story?" The doctor from the Chinese medicine hospital began to gossip curiously.

He rubbed his eyes. They were sore from watching too intently.

"Oh, forget it, let's not talk about this. It will only make me cry if I talk too much. The doctors in the interventional department have finally found a treasure. In less than a year, every doctor has published a first-authored SCI paper, and the impact factor of each paper is above 20."

“!!!” The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital was stunned for a moment. What kind of family and department could have such strong scientific research capabilities?

Each person has an SCI paper, and the journal has an impact factor of more than 20. This is really awesome.

"We can only flatter Professor Luo, hoping that he will not forget us and give us an article occasionally."

"So serious? Why haven't I heard of it?" the doctor from the Chinese medicine hospital murmured.

"Look here, I remember a kid stuffed a dogtail grass into his urethra last year."

"Hahaha, the kid is naughty."

"His rhubarb was gone and buried on a small mound behind the house. After a winter, dogtail grass started to grow, and it grew so well. The child was ignorant and stuck the dogtail grass in his urethra to imitate rhubarb."

“……”The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital was stunned.

This child really misses Dahuang at home.

The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital felt a little disappointed when he thought about the ground where the rhubarb was buried being overgrown with foxtail grass.

The dog from my childhood is also buried in the woods. I will go back to take a look when I have time. I still remember when I came home, the dog would come out to greet me, wagging its tail.

Overthinking, overthinking. The doctor at the Chinese medicine hospital felt a little sad.

He quickly shifted his attention, "The most bizarre thing I encountered was a female patient with a huge bladder stone. When we were crushing the stone, we found a hairpin in the middle of the stone."

"Hairpin?!"

"Yes, after asking, I found out that the patient had stuffed a hairpin into her urethra when she was still young more than ten years ago out of spite for her mother. She had completely forgotten about it and it didn't hurt. Then, that's what happened."

"..."

It's really bizarre. How can something as big as a hairpin be inserted into the urethra? But it's no wonder. Everyone has a moment of confusion.

……

……

Luo Hao returned to the operating room and started the operation.

Technician No. 66 did not come back because he went to help the girl wash feet.

Luo Hao did not blame Technician No. 66 for this. Everyone has their own preferences, and helping out is a piece of cake.

As for whether to lick or not, Luo Hao didn't care much. Lao Liu wasn't a member of the medical team, so why should he care so much?

Anyway, I can do it myself even without a technician, so it doesn’t matter.

To Luo Hao, technicians can only serve as icing on the cake and are not that important.

One operation followed another, and just as the last one was about to be completed, a voice came from the intercom.

"Professor Luo."

It was Meng Liangren’s voice.

Luo Hao turned his head and saw Lao Meng and Technician No. 66 through the leaded glass.

"What's wrong, Lao Meng?"

"Professor Luo, you're almost done."

"Right now, you say."

Behind the leaded glass, Meng Liangren looked a little embarrassed.

What's going on? Why does it feel wrong? Did Lao Meng also put the thermometer in? No, no, Luo Hao quickly wiped out this thought.

Seeing that Meng Liangren was hesitant, Luo Hao didn't say anything, but just told him that it would be soon and there was no need to rush, just go down and talk about it.

Luo Hao concentrated on the operation. It was not difficult, so he finished it quickly and turned around to leave the stage.

Meng Liangren originally wanted to go and carry the patient, but he hesitated for a moment, told Zhuang Yan to do it, and pulled Luo Hao to the corridor.

Seeing that there was no one around, Meng Liangren whispered, "Professor Luo, I just saw Director Yuan in the ward that a patient had low ions."

Luo Hao smiled and said, "That's it."

"They consulted three times, but there was no conclusion... It's not that there was no conclusion, I saw that they did a lot of tests. I... I..."

"I have taught a similar class, right? I think I mentioned it once when I was gossiping." Luo Hao asked Lao Meng.

"Yes!" Meng Liangren responded quickly, "It's a piece of gossip you told me, saying that someone in the capital bought a large amount of American licorice candy for the old woman, the kind with ammonium chloride in it."

Luo Hao smiled. Ammonium chloride is the main ingredient of toilet cleaner. He didn't know why Americans like it.

Because it is imported, her mother-in-law likes it very much and eats a lot of American licorice candy every day.

Later, the person just died, and there was no autopsy report or anything like that. The doctor at Union Hospital only speculated that the cause of death was hypokalemia caused by excessive licorice intake.

So this is what Meng Liangren wanted to talk about.

"What is the patient's blood potassium level?" Luo Hao asked.

"2.2mmol/l."

“Have you taken potassium supplements?”

"I saw it on the doctor's orders, but the effect is not good, and the basic values ​​are not going up." Meng Liangren said, "Professor Luo, I checked the patient's orders and chatted with him for a while, and found that he did not take licorice products."

Luo Hao was very pleased.

Although Meng Liangren is only an experienced attending physician, he is very determined to improve himself.

It's not stable, to be more precise it's impatient.

It seemed as if Old Meng always felt that he would abandon him and leave him alone in the First Hospital of Medical University.

This was a terrifying thing for Lao Meng.

It is a good thing to be studious. Luo Hao nodded and said, "It is like this, Lao Meng. If the potassium ions are unstable, please check the doctor's instructions to see if there is Tianqing Ganping or Ganlixin in it."

"???"

Meng Liangren was full of questions.

Tianqingganping and Ganlixin are commonly used liver-protecting drugs in clinical practice. Since eight out of ten patients in the department suffer from cirrhosis or liver cancer, taking Tianqingganping orally is the most normal thing to do.

What are you looking at? Is it useful? Luo Hao looked into Meng Liangren's eyes and saw that he didn't understand, so he taught him carefully, "Meng, what is the name of the ingredient of Tianqing Ganping?"

"Compound Glycyrrhizic Acid Diamine Enteric-coated Capsules..." Meng Liangren was talking when he suddenly froze.

Compound glycyrrhizic acid!
He never thought that licorice would appear in Western medicine.

All of the things before and after were connected at once, and Meng Liangren's eyes suddenly brightened.

"Just like Kangfuxin Liquid is made from American cockroaches, there must be one ingredient that is not made from American cockroaches." Luo Hao said, "Go back and read the instructions. It says that it is contraindicated for patients with severe hypokalemia."

"!!!"

"Since it contains the word licorice, the pharmacological effects are similar and can still cause refractory hypokalemia in some sensitive patients. However, drugs like Tianqing Ganping are milder and rarely have side effects."

"So that's how it is. Tianqing Ganping actually has this side effect. I didn't know that."

"Only some sensitive patients will have similar side effects, not all. If it is refractory hypokalemia, first see if there is any oral Tianqing Ganping." Luo Hao emphasized again, trying to make his words as flawless as possible.

"it is good."

Meng Liangren immediately ran into the operating room and looked through the patient's medical instructions.

The doctor's instructions clearly stated that the weather would be fine.

It is true. Although Professor Luo did not see anything, he guessed the truth "casually".

"Okay, Lao Meng, go ahead and do your work. I'll talk to Director Yuan." Luo Hao smiled and patted Meng Liangren on the shoulder. "Lao Meng, that's good."

"Harmful……"

Meng Liangren felt a little embarrassed by Luo Hao's praise.

However, he also realized his recent changes. He no longer looked at things from the perspective of an old attending physician at the infectious disease hospital who had no hope of promotion in his lifetime. Now Meng Liangren always held himself to the level of a 912 expert.

In the past, if there were problems with patients in other groups, then that was their problem, and it had nothing to do with me.

But now Meng Liangren always thinks about what will happen if he encounters a similar patient. If he can't even solve this little thing, Meng Liangren is worried that he will be despised after the 912 incident in the future.

As an experienced attending physician, I don't mind being looked down upon, but it would be bad to bring discredit to Professor Luo.

"Then I'll go watch the robot press."

"it is good."

The robot is wearing sunglasses and chatting with the patient.

As time went by, the robot became more and more skilled in chatting, and Meng Liangren even felt that the robot could replace him anytime and anywhere.

Robot chatterboxes are really chatty, they talk about everything, and they are tireless, without even needing to drink saliva.

"You have a minor problem. Just go home and take some IV drips for a few days and it will be fine."

Meng Liangren was surprised to hear the robot talking to the patient.

“But I have liver cancer.”

"What's so great about liver cancer? Look at the patient in the bed next to you. He had undergone interventional surgery 12 years ago. At that time, our Director Shen was still a professor in the group, and he performed the surgery on him. Look at him now, he is still alive and well."

"..."

"Just don't get angry. Although there is no actual research on liver depression and qi stagnation in traditional Chinese medicine theory, we have concluded clinically that anger has an extremely important impact on liver cancer."

"Ah?! Really?" the patient was surprised.

"Yes, it is possible that anger can affect the endocrine system, but there is no scientific evidence. There is an old patient who has been undergoing interventional treatment for liver cancer for ten years. If there is a problem, he can just undergo surgery. It is not a big deal."

"But one time he was suddenly carried here."

"why?"

"I had an argument with my daughter at home, and she said he was only the biological father, not actually her father."

"..." Meng Liangren was silent.

What did the robot learn?

Why does Chen Yong teach the robot all these messed up things?

Meng Liangren remembered that it should be one of Shen Zizai's patients. Because his son and daughter-in-law had a quarrel, the daughter-in-law later overturned the table in public, in the physical sense, and the old man got very angry. After a follow-up examination half a month later, the tumor had metastasized all over his body.

Chen Yong is really... Meng Liangren sighed in his heart, isn't this smuggling contraband?

"Yes! My daughter told me the same thing one day. Tell me, how come the little cotton-padded jacket suddenly became someone else's?" The patient said, grinning as if he was about to cry.

"Don't cry, I'm telling you, you need to take care of your body now. Don't be angry, the Taoists talk about the 12 Lesses: less thinking, less thoughts..."

The robot began to talk about the theories of Taoist cultivation.

Meng Liangren didn’t know whether it was right or not, but since Professor Luo didn’t say anything, he probably believed that there was some truth to it.

The robot was really good at talking, and it had a very bewitching ability. It made the patient confused and he kept saying that he would try his best to be more careful in the future.

Meng Liangren sighed in his heart, seeing that robots have also acquired the things he is best at. Even if they are still a little short of it now, in at most three years, robots will be able to do better than him.

Fortunately, by chance, I arrived early. If I had been a step later, I would have no idea where I would have ended up.

After bringing the patient back to the department, Meng Liangren and Zhuang Yan checked the wards again to understand the conditions of all the patients. Only after they had a clear understanding of everything did they return to the office.

"Old Meng, what did you say to Luo Hao?" Chen Yong had also returned. He was sitting at the table writing a paper. When he saw Meng Liangren coming back, he asked directly.

Meng Liangren told the story again.

"No wonder you still remember such disgusting things."

"Disgusting?!" Meng Liangren was stunned.

"American licorice candy is liquorice essence, with a layer of syrup on top, and then a layer of toilet cleaner on top."

"Brother Yong, stop talking about toilet cleaner all the time." Zhuang Yan began to give suggestions.

"I'm telling the truth. Just apply a layer of ammonium chloride on the outside. What else can you say if it's not toilet cleaner? It sounds bad, but it's the truth."

"..."Zhuang Yan was speechless and regretted having eaten a bite of the licorice candy that her classmate gave her.

The taste was weird, like the food from hell.

“This is sweet, and they also have salty licorice.”

"Can something salty be called sugar?" asked Meng Liangren.

"Anyway, that's what they call it. Let me tell you, Lao Meng, when I look at something made by foreigners, I feel like I have diabetes. Sometimes I even suspect that the insulin company has bought soft articles for decades to promote it."

"why?"

"They make desserts with cookies as the base, then a layer of Oreos, a layer of caramel cookie sauce, a layer of chocolate, a layer of hazelnut sauce, another layer of chocolate, a layer of chocolate filling, and finally chocolate sauce on top. They also sprinkle a layer of chocolate chips before baking."

"I'm just asking you, Lao Meng, do you have a toothache after listening to me?"

Meng Liangren nodded. This was too sweet. It was choking.

"You have to take an insulin shot every time you smell it. If you take it year round, you will definitely get diabetes. You can only sell medicine when you are sick. Don't overestimate the conscience of capitalists. I know those bastards too well." Chen Yong said firmly.

"..."

"..."

This was too exaggerated. Meng Liangren and Zhuang Yan both knew that Chen Yong was a complete tyrant who looked down upon everything from abroad, but they did not expect that he could despise a single dessert.

"What did you say just now?" Chen Yong confused himself.

"Licorice."

"Yes, licorice." Chen Yong said, looking at Meng Liangren with a strange look, "Old Meng, are you also taking care of Director Yuan's patients?"

"I'm afraid we'll encounter similar patients in the future."

"Hahaha." Chen Yong laughed. "That's good. Luo Hao likes you like this."

Meng Liangren raised his eyebrows.

"Really, it's good to study it carefully." Chen Yong said, "The contraindications of those medicines are actually quite interesting if you study them carefully."

"And after studying a lot of the content, I realized that I have been cheated out of a lot of money in my life."

“???” Meng Liangren didn’t understand what Chen Yong was talking about.

"For example, the whitening treatment that Mr. Liu received is actually a combination of retinoic acid cream and scrub, wrapped in plastic wrap and left for 20 minutes. Then wipe it off and apply a wet compress with salicylic acid cotton pad for five minutes."

“Vitamin A?”

"It's not vitamin A, it's retinoic acid cream. Old Meng, you don't understand. Look at Xiaozhuang, he's just nodding there."

"It seems so, Brother Yong." Zhuang Yan nodded gently, "I heard people say that when I was in school, but I was born white, so it didn't make any use of it."

"Born white, tsk tsk." Chen Yong clicked his tongue twice. "If you don't have retinoic acid cream, you can use vitamin C. Anyway, the main selling point is to deceive people, just add a zero at the end and sell it directly."

"Brother Yong, I was just about to apply for a card and you told me this."

"Oh, if you carefully study the various vitamins used in clinical practice, you will find that their working principles are actually similar."

Chen Yong's mask moved as he gossiped.

Chen Yong is familiar with all kinds of things about women to the core.

Meng Liangren realized that if he didn't stop, Chen Yong would be able to talk until the end of the day, so he quickly walked over with a smile and asked, "Doctor Chen, did you see Professor Luo and Director Yuan talking?"

"Yes, Lao Fan was still stubborn and said it was impossible. Later, Luo Hao took out a lot of medical records and papers, and Lao Fan shut up. Didn't you see that Lao Fan's eyebrows were twisted to the point of water coming out of them?"

Meng Liangren looked at Chen Yong deeply and did not respond.

"Oh, what are you afraid of?" Chen Yong said arrogantly, "It's good to talk it over. It's giving them face. Otherwise, Luo Hao would have directly brought the medical department to check their medical records and thrown the drug instructions in Fan Dongkai's face."

"Don't dare to do that."

As he was speaking, Luo Hao walked in.

When he heard what Chen Yong said, he knew what he was talking about.

Walking to the seat in the sun, Luo Hao snapped his fingers, and the mechanical panda turned on and walked to Luo Hao's side.

Luo Hao rubbed the robot panda and said with a smile, "I'm not from the medical department."

"I'm talking about extreme situations. By the way, I heard that Dahei picked up a dog that was poisoned by tetanus?"

"Yes, it was very hard. I recorded a video and took photos. Tetanus is rare in humans nowadays, and this dog's condition is particularly typical. I talked about it with my students in class and it worked very well."

"Is there really opisthotonos?"

"Yes, the whole dog's limbs are stiff." Luo Hao said, imitating a posture, which made Zhuang Yan burst out laughing.

"That's about it."

"Can you fully recover?"

"Yes, I heard from the girl that the dog can jump around like a zombie dog."

Zombies, dogs.

A gust of doomsday wind blew by.

(End of this chapter)