White armor

Chapter 535 Can You Be More Careful When You Name Me?
"You guys eat first, no need to follow me." Luo Hao raised his hands, pressed them down, then took out the wheelchair from the trunk and let Shen Zizai sit on it.

"When can it leave?" Chen Yong asked.

"I don't know. I have never treated a human with tetanus infection, let alone a dog. Also, there are no case reports or reviews of dog infection, so the data is missing."

"Luo Hao, you are so boring. Why do you have to be so cautious when speaking?" Chen Yong turned around with his wheelchair, looking contemptuous.

"Wait a moment, Xiao Chen." Shen Zizai said.

"What's wrong, Director?"

"Is that big yellow dog following too?"

"Emmm." Luo Hao was a little hesitant.

"Let me hold you, and let's take a walk together." Shen Zizai and the big yellow dog felt sorry for each other, so he offered to hold the big yellow dog in his arms.

"By the way, hope it's well behaved." Shen Zizai was a little worried as he thought about not getting bitten.

"You can't eat anything yet, you're just like... a big figurine." After Luo Hao finished explaining, Shen Zizai felt relieved.

Chen Yong held the big yellow dog and put it on the wheelchair. Shen Zizai rubbed the big yellow dog before petting the cat.

This guy is really lucky, Shen Zizai thought to himself.

The big yellow dog was also sensible. It did not struggle, but lay obediently in Shen Zizai's arms, panting.

"Luo Hao, is it still afraid of light? It didn't react to my words. Is there a difference between dogs and humans?"

"Dogs are just like humans. They are afraid of light and sound after being infected with tetanus." Luo Hao explained, "Don't take off the eye patch for now. Keep it on for a few more days. His voice is fine, and he's recovered well. He can accept it now."

Shen Zizai felt that the big yellow dog wearing a blindfold looked like a robot dog in the interventional catheterization room.

"Have you chosen a name?"

"No, I'll send it to you when you're ready..." Before Luo Hao could finish his sentence, Dahei ran over, stood up, hugged Luo Hao's legs, stuck out his tongue, and looked at Luo Hao with his head raised, laughing.

Luo Hao sighed and looked at Dahei's eye, feeling somewhat helpless.

If Dahei wants to keep it, then let him keep it.

Luo Hao's heart softened immediately. He reached out and rubbed Dahei. He felt a little uneasy. What if he had a child in the future and spoiled the child in every way?
"Let's give it a name." Seeing Dahei begging, Shen Zizai knew that Luo Hao would definitely agree to Dahei, so he followed suit.

"Just call me Sanhei."

"!!!"

"!!!"

"Luo Hao, it's a big yellow dog!" Chen Yong widened his eyes, took off his mask and reminded loudly.

"It's just a name, what does it matter?" Luo Hao didn't care. "Director Li of the Food Court, with the title of director, does anyone pay him? Is there really a career position?"

"Can you please call out the names seriously? Dahei, Erhei, Sanhei, Zhu, Dazhu, Erzhu, and Zhu, why are you so perfunctory?" Shen Zizai was also a little dissatisfied.

But when Dahei saw that Luo Hao had given the big yellow dog a name, his mouth almost stretched to his ears. Half of his face was full of smiles, and he looked extremely satisfied.

It left Luo Hao, ran to the big yellow dog and barked a few times.

Shen Zizai could vaguely hear the barking of a big yellow dog, but its muscles were still spasming, so the barking sounded very light and a little strange.

Forget it, there is no normal one. Shen Zizai glanced at the evil Luo Hao, the Taoist + magician Chen Yong, Dahei with half of his face covered, and himself sitting in a wheelchair.

What kind of combination is this?
However, Shen Zizai just sighed, rubbing the big yellow dog, and was pushed by Chen Yong to the panda house.

When the distance was still far, Dahei started jumping up and down.

The big yellow dog also began to become restless in Shen Zizai's arms, and Shen Zizai could feel its body trembling.

"Behave yourself." Luo Hao patted the big yellow dog's head. "You won't get any food. Wait until you get better."

Shen Zizai vaguely heard the big yellow dog whimpering.

"Huh? There seems to be the aroma of barbecue." After walking for another few dozen meters, Chen Yong sniffed hard.

"It should be Longjiang Wagyu. I went to Changnan to rescue Taiwan before, and I saw a child by the way. I picked out the parasites for him. The family raises Wagyu cattle. The patient's family directly stuffed a few boxes of beef into my hands."

"Later, some beef was sent to me. Da Nizi wanted to lose weight, so she grilled it for Zhuzi to eat."

"..." Shen Zizai scratched his head.

"Logistics is well developed now. The meat delivered from Longjiang in the morning can be transported through cold chain and arrive in the evening." Luo Hao smiled and pulled Dahei to walk into the panda house.

Inside, a barbecue plate was placed in the middle. Zhuzi was holding chopsticks in one hand and waving them in the air, waiting for the meat to be cooked.

Its focused look reminded Shen Zizai of his son.

If Shen Yifei had concentrated on his studies half as much as Zhuzi did, he would have been admitted to Peking Union Medical College.

"Bamboo." Luo Hao called out.

Zhuzi looked up at Luo Hao, then looked down at the barbecue, then looked up at Luo Hao again, and then looked at the barbecue again.

After hesitating for 2 seconds, it put the chopsticks on the table, fell on all fours, twisted its butt to rub against Luo Hao, and then returned to the table.

Shen Zizai was dumbfounded.

He knew that Bamboo was different from other giant pandas, but he never expected that Bamboo could sit at the table and eat barbecue like humans.

Is this guy a spirit? And his actions just now perfectly portrayed the words "reluctant to leave" and "perfunctory".

"Luo Hao, can bamboo become a spirit?"

"I should be the one asking you this."

"Tsk tsk." Chen Yong seemed a little hesitant.

"what are you thinking?"

"In 2017, a dragon became a spirit and survived a catastrophe near the Oriental Pearl Tower in Shanghai. Have you seen the video?"

"I've seen it. It's a synthetic one."

"No, it's true. The dragon transformed into a human form and formed a large formation. It originally thought that the power of the thunderbolt would not be very strong due to the dense population of Demon City. In the end, the first thunderbolt broke the formation apart, and it was completely useless."

"Don't talk about these weird things."

"No, no, no, sooner or later, Bamboo will have to face the calamity of heaven."

Luo Hao glanced at Chen Yong as if he was a mentally ill patient.

"I have an idea. I will research a lightning formation and use lightning-struck wood to set it up, so that I can fight against the heavenly tribulation. Who says that only the heavenly tribulation can strike cultivators, but cultivators cannot return to strike the heavenly tribulation?"

"..." Luo Hao sighed.

"What I said is true."

"Do you want to eat it or not? If not, hold Sanhei."

Three black!

Chen Yong looked at Luo Hao with contempt, expressing his extreme dissatisfaction with Luo Hao's perfunctory naming. Then he pushed Shen Zizai to sit at the table, took the big yellow dog away and put it aside.

Being able to serve food but not being able to eat it is also a torment.

Luo Hao remembered the little patient that Director Xu mentioned.

"Sit down and queue up for the fruit." Wang Jiani said with a smile, then realized that Shen Zizai was still there, smiled and stuck out her tongue, "Director Shen, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, you bake yours."

"The barbecue skills I learned from Mr. Ding from Lei'an are quite authentic." Wang Jiani explained while grilling meat.

After all, someone came. Zhuzi saw Wang Jiani passing the meat to Shen Zizai, and his mouth was watering. He stared at Shen Zizai with a little hostility.

"Zhuzi, eat first. I'm not hungry." Shen Zizai put the plate in front of Zhuzi and rubbed Zhuzi's furry head.

The next second, Shen Zizai saw sparks flying from the chopsticks in Zhuzi's hand.

He had never seen chopsticks being used like this in his life.

When he took the last bite, Zhuzi simply chewed the chopsticks into pieces and swallowed them.

"..."

"Chopsticks are made of bamboo shoots. They are bamboo food, so it's normal to eat them." Luo Hao explained for Bamboo.

Shen Zizai knew about this, but when he saw with his own eyes the bamboo sticks holding a piece of meat and then putting the chopsticks into his mouth to eat it, he always felt that this was the real gluttony.

"Zhuzi, be polite." Luo Hao then scolded Zhuzi with a smile.

His scolding was completely powerless; Zhuzi just shook his head, not caring.

But when the next pot of barbecue came, Zhuzi didn't eat it with his chopsticks.

Shen Zizai was coiling the bamboo with a smile on his face. The inner field was really nice. No wonder Boss Chai insisted on staying here for a while and refused to leave.

Not only can you pet the cat, but you can also eat with the bamboo. I guess even the headmaster of the zoo doesn't have this kind of treatment.

After Zhuzi was half full, Wang Jiani estimated the amount of remaining Longjiang Wagyu beef and roasted a few more pots for Zhuzi to deliver to Fatty and the others.

Zhuzi was quite well behaved. Although he was drooling with greed, he didn't eat it. Instead, he went to another panda house and opened the door on his own.

Shen Zizai saw from afar that Zhuzi opened the door as if he was returning to his own backyard, and he felt emotional.

This thing can't really become a spirit.

After feeding Dahei another pot, the others started to eat the meat.

The Longjiang Wagyu beef was indeed great, and Shen Zizai was eating it with his mouth full of oil.

Wang Jiani ate very politely, and it seemed that she was trying to lose weight. Luo Hao asked her to eat whatever she wanted, but Wang Jiani just laughed and ate whatever she wanted. She mainly ate the vegetables with meat flavor on the edge of the pot, but rarely ate the real meat.

Chatting leisurely, with Zhuzi, Dahei and the big yellow dog lying beside him, Shen Zizai felt that life should be so leisurely and comfortable.

After a while, Wang Jiani suddenly seemed to remember something, shook her head, and took out her cell phone.

"Director Shen, I'm just watching a live broadcast." Wang Jiani explained to Shen Zizai a little embarrassedly.

"Just watch your own thing." Shen Zizai was a little curious, "Big girl, what kind of live broadcast is this? Is it a game or a cosplay?"

"Salesman."

Hahaha, Shen Zizai laughed in his heart.

Girls are like this, they are willing to watch live broadcasts to buy goods. Isn't it the case with so-and-so's eyebrow pencil? It sounds cheap, but in fact, the price has been secretly increased by a lot.

Wang Jiani turned on the live broadcast, and heard a hoarse roar from it, "Get out of here, go find your little lover, get out!"

"???" Shen Zizai was stunned.

Luo Hao smiled and approached Shen Zizai, "It's a routine of live selling. Big girl likes to watch this recently. It's like acting, but the acting is much better than those young actors."

Wang Jiani turned down the volume and turned around to go farther away.

"Big girl, sit down and let me see it too." Shen Zizai was curious.

"Director Shen, do you like this too?"

“Just watch the fun. It’s boring to be bored while recuperating.” Wang Jiani connected her mobile phone to the projection screen, and a “couple” appeared on the big screen in the backstage.

Gan!
This place is so luxurious!
While eating the melt-in-your-mouth Longjiang Wagyu beef in the backyard of the panda house and watching the live broadcast, Shen Zizai felt a sense of unreality lingering in his heart.

On the projection screen, a man and a woman were pushing each other.

They kept repeating the same thing, probably that the man had cheated on his wife and the woman had given up hope and wanted to sell all the goods in the house at a low price, as long as they were paid.

Put it into a sentence - life is unbearable!

Although their words were pale, their emotions were extremely rich, especially the women's impulsiveness, which was so lifelike that Shen Zizai could not see any problem.

Even though Shen Zizai knew it was a trick, after watching it for a few minutes, he still felt an urge to buy something from him.

Is it cheap? Is it really cheap?
It seems so, but no one knows what is really going on.

"Director, what do you think of their acting skills?" Luo Hao asked with a smile.

"The acting is really good. If the actors in movies nowadays had their acting skills, would they still have to worry about the box office?"

"It's different. Those guys are only concerned with making money." Luo Hao laughed, "I was also shocked when I saw this routine for the first time. From selling cloth to cheating and quarreling, the emotions are indeed strong. Isn't it all about emotions now? If you can instill strong emotions into the audience at the first sight, then it will work."

"My master also said so, otherwise books like The Dragon King Descends the Mountain wouldn't be so popular." Chen Yong added, "It was the same trick at the beginning, but everyone fell for it."

"What is your master writing recently?" Luo Hao asked casually.

"It seems like there is a script where a middle-aged man in his 40s is called biological dad by his daughter, his wife is unwilling to pay attention to him, and he is scolded by his father-in-law for being useless. He can't even sit at the table for dinner at home."

Biological dad?
Luo Hao was stunned for a moment before he understood what Chen Yong was talking about, which was the LGBT thing.

"Is it easy for men to make money? It's not right to write it this way. Look at the security guards at the entrance of Haodong, the food they eat is pretty average." Luo Hao asked.

"It was hard to make money in the past, but it's gotten better in the past year. Everyone is tired and wants to be better to themselves." Chen Yong laughed, "So we brought in emotions at the beginning, especially when Xiaomianao said that the protagonist is a biological father, I don't know how many people's hearts were touched."

As they chatted, the sound of the couple arguing in the screen became louder and louder. Although the content of the argument was similar, the woman had already started to scratch the man.

While scratching, the woman shouted loudly, "No more, 20 for the whole place!"

The man tried desperately to stop her, veins on his forehead showing, and he looked extremely anxious.

With such acting skills, he completely crushes all the young actors.

"How much money can they earn per game?" Shen Zizai asked.

"About 70,000 or 80,000. I haven't made a specific estimate." Wang Jiani spoke vaguely while chewing something.

"Wow, it really makes money." Shen Zizai sighed.

It’s a variation of selling scraps of cloth, but the emotions behind it are countless times more intense than selling scraps of cloth. It seems that live streaming sales are also very popular.

For small people with no traffic, they have almost reached their limit.

Wang Jiani watched with interest. Luo Hao didn't quite understand what the girl liked, but as long as she liked it, he didn't care.

“I’ll sell it!”

"I'll deliver it!"

"Money! That's money!!" the man wailed, as if all the money in the house had really been given away by the woman.

"Money is all you have on your mind! Money and women are all you have on your mind, right? You got someone pregnant outside, what do you want the money for? Are you going to leave it for your little vixen to spend?" the woman yelled.

Hahahaha, Shen Zizai laughed when he saw this.

This thing is really interesting. No wonder the girl likes to watch it and I like to watch it too.

Isn’t this better than those romantic TV dramas?
And if he looked, even Shen Zizai's rock-hard will seemed to be shaken, so why not take advantage of it himself?

Before he knew it, the cell phone was in Shen Zizai's hand.

"Director, what are you doing? Do you want to buy something?" Chen Yong asked when he saw Shen Zizai subconsciously taking out his cell phone.

"Oh no, I've been brainwashed." Shen Zizai stuffed the phone back in his pocket. "This thing is really amazing! I know it's fake, but I was moved after just two glances."

"That's right. The essence of selling cloth has not changed since the late Qing Dynasty. It always touches the deepest part of the soul." Luo Hao said, "Taking advantage? When you were operating a few days ago, wasn't the nurse in the operating room deceived?"

"Yes, yes, yes, what about her problem?" Shen Zizai asked, remembering it.

Giving you 500 million and letting your man leave you, this kind of thing happens in reality and becomes a scam.

"What else can we do? We can't get back the money that was defrauded." Luo Hao said.

"It's true, privacy leaks so quickly nowadays." Shen Zizai shook his head and sighed.

"Don't believe any news you see. During Double Eleven, a large snack shop sent me a scratch-off ticket. If you scratch it, you can get a 10% discount on all items in the store," said Chen Yong.

"Oh? You bought it?"

"If they ask me to scan a code, I definitely won't do it," Chen Yong said. "And I don't believe that the 10% discount is real. The fraud and sales models have changed now, but just remember one thing - don't be petty."

"Yes, speaking of this, I thought of something." Luo Hao said, "In the future, there may be no more agents."

"The agent is gone?" Shen Ziyi was stunned.

"Geely has launched the feature "Nearby Jobs" and is looking for Zhuzi to be the spokesperson. We are negotiating the endorsement fee."

"Fuck me!"

Shen Zizai seemed to see countless money falling from the sky.

"I've offered a price of 15 billion, and they're negotiating. You can imagine Tencent is the same, it's a big business, but they're still negotiating for such a small amount of money." Luo Hao said with disdain.

"15..."

"Qinling needs a share, Beidong needs a share, Harbin needs a share, and the Ministry of Forestry also needs a share. There are many people who need milk from above, so there is no choice but to ask for more. Otherwise, if it falls into Zhuzi's hands, I guess there will be little money.

You have to give it to me. Bamboo is under a low eaves, so it has to bow its head.”

Shen Zizai is concerned about Zhu Zi's endorsement fee, while Chen Yong is concerned about nearby jobs.

Tencent is trying to wipe out all the intermediaries.

What about the future? A job nearby, a rental house nearby, a nearby…

Yes, this feature should have been launched a long time ago. Analogous to the original "People Nearby", it is estimated that someone has already thought of developing these features.

But when it comes to other people’s interests, you can’t just develop it whenever you want.

When the largest comprador capital started Didi, didn't it also have to face resistance from taxi drivers everywhere?

I think Tencent has already dealt with all the shady things that happened later.

"Let's not talk about this. There's nothing we can do about it." Luo Hao stood up, took out a few white candles from the drawer, walked to the corner, lit one, and put it steady.

Shen Zizai was stunned. He subconsciously thought that Luo Hao was going to perform some mysterious ritual.

This item was included in tomb-robbing novels in previous years. After going down, you would light a candle first. If the candle went out, there would be a big rice dumpling.

"Xiao Luo, do you have... a big zongzi?" Shen Zizai asked in surprise.

"Oh, Director, what are you thinking about?" Luo Hao said with a smile, "We just finished eating barbecue, and the place is full of odor. Light some candles to get rid of the odor."

"???"

"Large carbon particles have an adsorption effect, and the effect is quite good. Director, haven't you used it at home?" Luo Hao said as he lit a candle. "Although the director of the garden doesn't care about bamboo, it's not good to smell the smell of hot pot in the room when everyone comes to check in the morning."

"Besides, when the weather gets cold, if you open the doors and windows to get rid of the smell, you're also afraid that the bamboo will catch a cold."

Luo Hao talked about bamboo all the time, and Shen Zizai scratched his head and smiled bitterly.

After lighting a dozen candles, Luo Hao turned off the lights.

In an instant, the stars in the sky fell, and there were candlelights around him. Shen Zizai felt like he had arrived in the Peach Blossom Land.

"Xiao Luo, after I retire, find me a cleaning job in Beijing." Shen Zizai murmured.

"what?"

"It's so nice here." Shen Zizai looked up at the stars, and a feeling of palpitations arose in his heart, which was only felt when he was a teenager.

After Shen Zizai finished looking at the stars, Luo Hao pushed him away and sent Shen Zizai back to the ward. That was the end of the matter.

As for petting the cat, Shen Zizai said that he hadn't petted the cat enough, but Zhuzi still needed to sleep, so he could only pet him so much.

I am not Mr. Shiba Inu, so it is impossible for me to pet cats all day long.

Even if it was Boss Chai, wouldn't he have returned to the capital to catch the opening of the Ice and Snow Festival?
Shen Zizai felt a little regretful.

Luo Hao settled Shen Zizai down and went back to the office to take a look.

Meng Liangren was holding the robot dog with one hand and reviewing the medical records with the other hand holding the mouse; Zhuang Yan was folding a thousand paper cranes.

Speaking of Zhuang Yan, she is really passionate. Folding paper cranes is a job that is interesting at first but quickly becomes boring, but she never gets tired of it.

"Meng, you're still busy."

"Professor Luo, you've brought Director Shen back." Meng Liangren stood up quickly.

The robot dog beside him also looked up at Luo Hao, blinking its eyes in greeting.

"Is Corey okay?"

"No...it's okay." Meng Liangren hesitated.

"Huh? Lao Meng, what's wrong?" Luo Hao asked.

"Professor Luo, what do you think of the Mother Ring?" Meng Liangren asked.

Zhuang Yan was startled, stopped folding paper cranes, and turned to look at Meng Liangren.

The hospital manager laughed, "Meng, what's the matter? Did you meet a married woman? Young people don't know the beauty of young women."

"The IUD is not reliable. Most of the dangerous clinical situations are caused by the IUD." Luo Hao gave his evaluation.

"what?"

"Gah!"

The inpatient manager and Zhuang Yan both made strange noises.

"Have you admitted patients who are using contraceptive rings?" Luo Hao asked.

"Yes, one was taken in. A maternal IUD was used. I also did a CT scan of the lower abdomen. I'll check it tomorrow." Meng Liangren replied.

"Does it matter?" Zhuang Yan was puzzled.

"Of course it is related." Luo Hao looked at Meng Liangren and liked him more and more. Old Meng has now begun to take precautions.

Although it lacks some theoretical basis, Lao Meng is still interested in it.

Maybe he had thought about some of the things he had encountered before and which ones were risky.

"Sit down, sit down." Luo Hao snapped his fingers, and Erhei came over happily.

"Here, let me tell you about the Mother's Love Ring."

(End of this chapter)