White armor
Chapter 537 Cupping for Women
Chapter 537 Cupping for Women
Whenever Chen Yan felt that he had no idea where to start the operation, Luo Hao would poke, pick or cut with the blunt scissors in his hand, and the operation would suddenly become clear.
One village after another, one village after another, one village after another, one village after another.
In less than 20 minutes, the IUD that had been stuck outside the intestinal wall for who knows how many years was completely exposed.
No matter how severe the edema was, Luo Hao's blunt dissection was still clean and efficient. Not a drop of blood was shed, but pus continued to come out.
With this technique, it’s no wonder that Professor Luo just laughed at that time.
Chen Yan sighed inwardly. He originally thought that Xiao Luo's ability to free intestinal obstruction with his bare hands was first-rate, but he didn't expect that his ability to use laparoscopic equipment was top-notch!
Even if I perform surgery for another 30 years, I still won’t be able to catch up.
The most important thing is that I am already over 50 years old and have passed my prime. I will get worse day by day. Ronaldinho, on the other hand, is not even 30 years old yet. It is the time when he is on the rise. He will definitely be better in the future.
Chen Yan knew what was going on and completely gave up the idea of competing.
"It's out." Luo Hao made sure that everything was fine around him and gave a reminder. He then put the three parts of the broken IUD together and saw the complete "V"-shaped IUD.
"It's the Mother-Loving Ring again." Luo Hao said with disdain, "Nearly all the accidents are caused by the Mother-Loving Ring. How dare you call it Mother-Loving Ring?"
"Something always goes wrong?" Chen Yan asked.
"The IUD that is least recommended for clinical use is the IUD. It has a high pregnancy rate and a high incidence of incarceration and perforation. Nine out of ten cases of incarceration and perforation in young women are caused by the IUD."
"Here, this one too."
As Luo Hao spoke, he took out the mother-loving ring.
The time bomb that had been wandering in the body for 20 years was finally removed.
"Xiao Luo, put it on the sterile tray. I'll take it to show the patient's family."
Feng Zixuan said behind him.
"How did Xiaozhuang perform?" Luo Hao asked.
"Haha." Seeing the maternal ring being taken out, Feng Zixuan was in a good mood. In just 30 minutes, Xiao Luo solved the problem that Director Zheng couldn't solve in several hours.
He now regrets that he should have asked Luo Hao for help earlier.
"Xiao Zhuang was well taught by you. When I went in, she was crying with the patient's family." Feng Zixuan said with a smile, "If I didn't know the situation, I would have really believed it."
"..." Luo Hao sighed.
Xiaozhuang is indeed gifted. Last time Wen Youren instigated the patient's family to ambush the First Medical University, he said that he would have to cry.
Isn’t it being used?
But it's too quick to put what you have learned into practice.
"Xiao Luo, awesome!" Feng Zixuan put on sterile gloves, took a look at the maternal ring, and praised.
"Oh, it's just a coincidence." Luo Hao said perfunctorily.
"Your medical team is amazing, and Dean Zhuang has a sharp eye for putting Xiaozhuang in early on." Feng Zixuan praised without any hidden intent.
Luo Hao was sweating profusely.
Is it appropriate to speak like this in front of so many people?
There was something weird about what happened today. From the chief of gynecology to the director of medical affairs, they all looked different from before.
It might be that Zhuang Yongqiang was really angry today and the pressure was great enough to overwhelm Director Zheng. Even Feng Zixuan's movements were distorted and different from normal.
"Director Feng, please don't say that." Luo Hao hurriedly explained.
"We are all family, why are you so modest?" Feng Zixuan, wearing sterile gloves, weighed the sterile tray. The IUD "jumped" a little in the metal tray, but there was no sound of metal collision.
The IUD is covered with connective tissue that has grown over the years. Although it has a perfect shape, it looks like a living thing.
Feng Zixuan took the plate and turned around to report the good news to Dean Zhuang.
Luo Hao did not turn around and leave the stage. He simply started to rinse and suck it clean. Luo Hao carefully checked the location of the local edema, which was the most likely to cause problems.
Finally, Director Shi was asked to use a strong light source to check if there was any bleeding, and then the abdomen was closed.
"Then I'll leave." Luo Hao hurried to the locker room.
The atmosphere in the hospital today was particularly depressing, and Luo Hao didn't want to stay too long.
At this time, if he stayed for even one more minute, Luo Hao was afraid that something unexpected would happen.
For example...
My mind was quick, but not as fast as Director Zheng's.
She hugged Luo Hao's arm.
Hug?
Hold on!
Hold tight.
Luo Hao was completely petrified, his whole body froze in place, even the movement of his legs was frozen in place.
She hugged her arms and knitted!!!
Countless alpacas were running through Luo Hao's mind, and he had already dug up Director Zheng's ancestral grave clean in his heart.
"Professor Luo, wuwuwuwu~~~Thank you, thank you." Director Zheng had completely forgotten himself and just hugged Luo Hao's arm and cried.
Hey!
Luo Hao tried to take his arm out, but Director Zheng held it so tightly, as if the Husband-Waiting Stone saw his beloved return after a thousand years of fighting. The stone turned into flesh and blood, and he held it tightly, refusing to let go no matter what.
After moving for a moment, Luo Hao didn't dare to move anymore and stood there like a wooden man.
"Director Zheng, please calm down." Luo Hao persuaded helplessly, and at the same time looked up at Chen Yan and Director Shi, seeking their help.
"Xiao Zheng, Xiao Zheng." Chen Yan took off his sterile gloves and pried Director Zheng's hands apart one by one. "What are you doing? You are so old, but you are crying like a bear. What a disgrace."
"Wow, wow, wow." Director Zheng just cried.
"Hey, you, help Director Zheng."
There was chaos in the operating room.
"The patient still needs to be sent down. The operation was performed by the two of us. You have to report the operation process to the leader. Dean Zhuang has been waiting in the office for a long time. Don't let him wait any longer. The longer he waits, the more angry he will get."
"Ah?!" Director Zheng's eyes were filled with tears. Her mind was blank at first, but when she heard the word "leader", she suddenly came to her senses, "You and Xiao Luo performed the operation."
"Why would Xiao Luo care about this? He has plenty of time to chat when he is doing a gastrointestinal endoscopy for the provincial government." Chen Yan said casually.
Director Zheng was so drunk that he had no idea what to do.
"!!!"
"!!!"
Although Chen Yan was just stating a fact, it was an extraordinary fact.
Director Zheng let go of Luo Hao's hand awkwardly, tears streaming down her face, but her eyes showed that she was awake.
"Professor Luo." Director Zheng said, raising his hand to wipe away his tears, "Thank you, thank you."
"You're welcome. Isn't this what I should do?" Luo Hao let out a long sigh.
"Operation...how should I report it?"
"Focus on the IUD and the 20 years, and don't highlight the difficulty and hard work of the operation." Luo Hao hit the nail on the head.
! !
! !
Chen Yan nodded repeatedly in his heart. Xiao Zheng was confused, but Professor Xiao Luo's mind was always so calm and clear.
Talking about surgery without mentioning it is undoubtedly the best option.
The patient's family members didn't know anything else. They only mentioned that the IUD was punctured and then wandered around in the abdominal cavity for 20 years. They didn't know when it landed and took root, and stayed in the colon.
What should I say after this? If Director Zheng still doesn’t know, he can just die.
"Okay!" Director Zheng nodded repeatedly.
"Then I'll leave first. Feel free to contact me if you have any questions." After saying this, Luo Hao left quickly, as if he was escaping.
Director Shi's mask was moving as he laughed, but Chen Yan quickly chased after him.
The patient was carried away and the operating room fell silent. Director Shi was packing up the mobile gastroenteroscopy equipment, while the circulating nurses and instrument nurses were cleaning the battlefield.
"Director Zheng didn't scare you, Li Dan," asked the circulating nurse.
"I was so scared. I was stunned at that time. The hemostat flew past me and almost hit me in the face. What do you think happened? It's not that I'm not skilled enough that I can't do the operation. What kind of people are they?" The instrument nurse is still very angry.
"Don't be angry, the boss is outside and is still apologizing. Director Zheng can't perform the operation... The key is that no one in the province can do it. She is already panicking." Director Shi advised.
"You can't put the blame on me." The young nurse glared outside viciously.
"She was panicking a long time ago. Didn't you see her crying while holding Xiao Luo's arm? I think when she saw Xiao Luo, if the operation hadn't been completed yet, she would have collapsed on the ground."
"By the way, Professor Luo is so awesome. He can separate adhesions as severe as these. Mr. Chen always brags that he is the best in the province at blunt dissection. Is he bullying us because we don't see enough surgeries?" The circulating nurse smiled and changed the subject.
"In terms of level, Professor Luo's level is indeed a little higher than Director Chen's."
"A little bit?"
"Oh, go ask Lao Chen. I'm not a general surgeon." How could Director Shi comment on someone behind his back? He quickly changed the subject.
As he was speaking, Director Zheng came back quickly.
Her tears had dried, and she had regained her former demeanor as a strong woman.
"Xiao Li, I'm sorry." Director Zheng was very humble and even bowed to the instrument nurse while saying sorry.
"Ah?" The instrument nurse was stunned.
"The operation just now was too difficult. I'm a little irritated. It's my fault. Please don't take it seriously."
After Director Zheng finished speaking, he straightened up and looked around.
"It's late at night, and I'm tired of the hassle. I ordered dishes from Fuxiulou and they will be delivered soon. Xiao Li, don't be mad at me. Help me count how many people will be eating so I can order some Buddha Jumps Over the Wall." Director Zheng said with a smile.
It was obvious that she had adjusted her mindset when she went out to report her work to Dean Zhuang.
It is said that those who can become the director of a medical university are all smart people. Even if they lose their composure for a while, they will not lose their composure forever.
"!!!"
"!!!"
Fu Xiu Lou is a big restaurant. A serving of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall costs 688 yuan. Director Zheng’s apology was very sincere.
"Don't count me out. I can't do it. Just return the machine and go home." Director Shi said with a smile, "Xiao Zheng, is everything okay over there?"
"Yes, the patient has woken up, and his vital signs are stable according to the monitoring." Director Zheng replied.
She didn't mention the patient's family, but from the tone of her voice, I think the patient's family was dumbfounded after seeing the IUD, and they also knew to some extent the difficulty of the operation.
It is remarkable that the First Hospital of Medical University was able to perform the operation.
Anyway, the operation was successful. At most he had to lie on the operating table for a few more hours. What could he say?
……
In the locker room, Luo Hao had already changed his clothes. He saw Chen Yan take off his shirt, and his pubic hair was growing like weeds.
Turning around, Luo Hao was stunned.
There are a dozen little stars on Chen Yan’s back.
No, no, it's a heart-shaped mark. Considering Chen Yan's rough appearance with all the heart-protecting hair on his front, the small heart shape on his back is so unsightly.
Out of place.
Weird and weird.
Compared with the emotionally out-of-control Director Zheng and Chen Yan in front of him, they were nothing. Luo Hao could imagine and understand Director Zheng's thoughts.
But Chen Yan?
"Xiao Luo, what are you doing?" Chen Yan asked while twisting his heart hair.
"..." Luo Hao didn't even look at the small heart-shaped mark on Chen Yan's back.
Could this be a new symbol of some LGBT organization abroad? A strange thought appeared in Luo Hao's mind.
"Hey, hey, Xiao Luo, are you crazy? Or is there something wrong with the operation just now?" Chen Yan suddenly became nervous. Luo Hao's name did not appear in the operation record, and all the responsibilities were his own.
Chen Yan must be nervous.
"Director Chen, your back?"
"What's wrong with my back? I asked Lao Qin to do cupping today. I've never seen cupping before."
Chen Yan was also a little confused.
Luo Hao spread his hands, looked up at the sky, speechless, tears streaming down his face.
"Let me see. Take a picture for me."
Luo Hao picked up Chen Yan's mobile phone, took a photo of him and handed it to him.
"Damn Qin Hongli, you old pervert!" Chen Yan was furious.
Chen Yan, with his short stature, a coat of fur and a dozen heart-shaped marks on his back, looks like a monster from a horror movie.
Luo Hao felt that today was a really bad day.
It’s really fucked up. How come all these things happen to me?
A few seconds later, Luo Hao stopped Chen Yan.
"Director Chen, what's going on?"
"I don't know either." Chen Yan called Qin Hongli, director of the Traditional Chinese Medicine Department, with a gloomy face.
"Qin Hongli, you old pervert, what did you do to my back!" Chen Yan started cursing as soon as he answered the phone.
"Ah? Didn't I tell you that you had to try it?"
"???" Luo Hao was startled.
"I said I designed new cups for women, especially young and middle-aged women under 40, so they can feel good physically and mentally after cupping. What did you say? Cups are also divided into men's and women's, right?"
“……”Chen Yan was dumbfounded.
"I wanted to give you a cupping treatment, but you were lying on the examination bed and said you wanted to use a new design. You didn't believe that your endocrine system would be destroyed by a cupping treatment. I say, Lao Chen, you called me in the middle of the night and yelled at me. You must be sick."
Chen Yan didn't say anything and hung up the phone.
His face was so gloomy that it seemed as if water could be squeezed out of it.
He looked even more depressed than Director Zheng just now, and he seemed to have the urge to jump off the building.
Luo Hao roughly understood what was going on. Director Qin Hongli had customized a batch of heart-shaped jars for cupping, specifically for those women who loved beauty.
To be honest, if this thing is used on the back of young and middle-aged women, it would be like putting a tattoo, which is quite interesting.
This shows that Director Qin is very smart.
When Chen Yan heard this today, he had to give it a try, but he didn't expect that there would be countless heart-shaped marks on the macho man's back.
What you said...hahahaha.
Luo Hao almost stopped laughing.
This is a mess.
"Hurry up and put it on." Luo Hao reminded.
Chen Yan's outfit is so eye-catching, especially the two hearts on his shoulders, which always appear vaguely in front of us.
It's really too blind to watch. Luo Hao lowered his head and tried not to laugh.
Chen Yan reluctantly began to change his clothes quickly. He avoided Luo Hao's gaze and changed his clothes as quickly as possible.
"Director Chen... please don't be so angry."
Chen Yan glared at Luo Hao fiercely.
"I'm serious. I heard it from Chen Yong."
"What did he say?" Chen Yan's heart moved.
The young man of the Chen family, Chen Yan, is someone who vaguely knows something about Chen Yong, but is not at that level to know him.
"Chen Yong said that people with bad tempers are short of money."
"???"
"!!!"
"Because fire suppresses metal, even if there is a mountain of gold in your life, it will be turned into gold water and flow away. Men and women should not have such bad tempers. We should strive to be better instead of getting angry. Emmm, the last sentence is too daddy-like, so I'll skip it."
Fire overcomes metal. If you get angry, even a mountain of gold in your life will be melted.
What you said makes sense!
Chen Yan nodded repeatedly in his heart.
The unhappiness I felt before suddenly disappeared into thin air, and my ability to self-regulate is very strong.
"Xiao Luo, your way of comforting people is amazing." Chen Yan changed his clothes, twirled his beard and said with a smile.
"No, it's just some gossip. Chen Yong's words have become the starting point for Lao Meng to talk to patients in the clinic."
Starting move?
Chen Yan understands.
This is how you can communicate and explain things to patients in the hospital.
interesting.
"As you know, patients in our department are often in a bad mood due to liver qi stagnation. Some people come to the doctor's office and yell at the top of their lungs. People who know them think it's a normal exchange, but those who don't know think it's some medical dispute."
"Is this sentence useful?"
"It's useful!" Luo Hao remembered a lot of things and smiled. "It's useless to tell the Chinese anything else. If you tell them that this will cause you to lose money, most people will listen. And Chen Yong was just chatting when he said this. He doesn't look like he's lying."
"To be honest, my temper has improved a lot recently."
Chen Yan stroked his beard and thought about it carefully. He felt that it made sense. It seemed that he should try to have a better temper in the future.
Fire overcomes metal, so even if there is a mountain of gold in your life, it will be melted.
Emmmm, I remember it.
"Xiao Luo, I heard you talk about the IUD. I have also performed two simple surgeries, and the gynecologist said that they were caused by the IUD."
"Well, this thing doesn't work well, I don't recommend it."
"I saw that the gynecologist was quite willing to use it." Chen Yan asked.
Luo Hao's lips moved, but he didn't continue speaking and left in silence.
Chen Yan shook his head. Xiao Luo was a real dog. There were some things he would rather keep to himself than say them.
He didn't leave, but followed Luo Hao to ask about the technical details.
The person who understood the most during this operation was definitely Chen Yan, but he also had the most questions.
If Chen Yan hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes, it would have been hard for him to believe that someone could perform laparoscopic surgery to this level.
Luo Hao answered Chen Yan's questions slowly and methodically.
Walking back to the department, Luo Hao entered the doctor's office, and Chen Yan followed him in. At a glance, he saw Meng Liangren holding the robot dog with one hand and checking the medical records with the mouse with the other hand.
Zhuang Yan was folding paper cranes using the tools she had given her.
Keep practicing hard.
Zhuang Yan is a promising child! Chen Yan immediately gave an evaluation in his mind.
"Professor Luo, you're back." Meng Liangren turned around and saw Luo Hao and immediately greeted him.
"Well, Xiaozhuang, did you communicate well with the patient's family just now?" Luo Hao asked.
Zhuang Yan shook her high ponytail and said, "Wait a moment, Senior Brother. There are still 12 seconds. My speed of folding paper cranes has improved very quickly. When will you let me perform an appendectomy?"
"Our department doesn't do it, so you just need to practice."
"Xiao Zhuang, you can do it anytime you want. I'll find a patient for appendectomy. You do it, and I'll hold the mirror for you." Chen Yan said with a smile.
Zhuang Yan was startled, turned around and saw Chen Yan, and quickly put down the work in her hands.
"Director Chen, I was just kidding." Zhuang Yan said with a smile.
Chen Yan felt a little regretful, but he couldn't do such a thing as poaching people in front of Luo Hao.
The key is that it cannot be dug away.
There is a huge difference between me and Luo Hao. The operation just now proved everything.
Can't compare, can't compare.
"Senior Brother, I feel that my communication skills have improved!" Zhuang Yan was not excited, but thought about it and tried to give a "fair" judgment.
"Oh? How do you mean?" Luo Hao asked with a smile.
"I won't talk about the specific content of the communication. I'll be so embarrassed if I tell you." Zhuang Yan chuckled, "But I managed what my father couldn't, and it made the patient's family feel more at ease. In fact, I don't think I'm better than my father, but I knew that you were going to go on stage, and I knew what was going on."
Seeing Zhuang Yan's confident look, Luo Hao nodded, indicating his approval of Zhuang Yan's words.
"It's good to see improvement. Director Feng also praised you."
"Hey." Zhuang Yan grabbed her ponytail, as if she was about to hang her head on the beam. It can be seen that she was somewhat happy, but she did not completely forget herself.
"Oh, I remember now!" Zhuang Yan's expression suddenly changed, "Brother, I heard from Lao Meng that you were testing pig feed to prepare for diet meals?"
"Yes."
"Can it really help me lose weight?!" Zhuang Yan was already excited.
"..." Luo Hao was silent for a few seconds. "It's good now. Don't keep losing weight. It's good enough."
"Brother~~~" Zhuang Yan habitually acted like a spoiled child, her voice suddenly becoming hoarse, "You don't even know how greasy the food is when you order it from the department. How long have I been working in the medical team? I've already gained 4 kilograms, a full 4 kilograms."
Zhuang Yan stretched out her hand, made the number 4, and kept waving it in front of Luo Hao's eyes.
Pig feed?!
Chen Yan was surprised. What the hell was going on? How could one lose weight by eating pig feed?
When Chen Yan thought of pouring the swill into the pigsty and the pigs rushing to eat the delicious food, and then thought of Zhuang Yan shaking her high ponytail and snatching the pigs from the pigs, his eyes went dark.
The picture is so beautiful and incredible.
"How's the testing at the Academy of Agricultural Sciences going?" Zhuang Yan looked at Luo Hao with blinking eyes.
"I don't know. I'll ask tomorrow."
"Brother, do you have classes tomorrow afternoon? I looked at the schedule and you don't seem to have anything to do."
Luo Hao understood the elegant meaning by hearing the sound of the strings.
"I'll take you to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences after dinner tomorrow." Luo Hao smiled.
"!!!"
Zhuang Yan almost jumped up.
"But then again, do you know what athletes often use your method of starving one day and then eating a lot the next day?"
"Long-distance running? High jump?" Zhuang Yan was just thinking about good things.
"Sumo."
"..."
"If you don't want to be like a sumo wrestler, it's better to eat regularly."
(End of this chapter)
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