White armor

Chapter 546: Add 502 to baby oil, have you ever thought about it?
"Wait a moment." Feng Zixuan pushed the door open and walked out.

The 120 emergency doctor stopped immediately, but still maintained the posture as if to run out in the next second, ready to go.

Feng Zixuan was very clear that the rules were made by himself.

The emergency center requires that the ambulance be launched within 120 minutes after receiving a 2 emergency call. The center implements this rule and enforces it strictly.

"go together."

"Ah?" The 120 emergency doctor was stunned.

"Check the process and see if there is anything missing on your 120 ambulance." Feng Zixuan said lightly, striding forward.

Although the 120 emergency doctor felt a little uncomfortable, he still ran quickly to the ambulance that had just driven out of the garage and parked at the door.

He opened the car door and waited for Feng Zixuan to get in.

Feng Zixuan also trotted along to set a good example.

After getting in the car, Feng Zixuan looked around. The doctors and nurses of the 120 emergency department were very nervous.

Feng Zixuan did not comfort them.

Not everyone is Luo Hao, and Feng Zixuan needs to maintain his dignity in front of junior doctors.

Otherwise, they will definitely ignore what you say and will never follow through. It is not good to be too kind.

Along the way, Feng Zixuan asked more than a dozen questions, and the 120 emergency doctors and nurses answered them nervously.

After all, they have to check and assess every day, so there is nothing wrong with their response.

When we arrived at Ha Mansion, a woman saw the ambulance coming and waved, indicating that it should be on her side.

The car was parked, and the 120 emergency doctor jumped out and asked directly, "How is the patient!"

The woman picked up her phone and took a look. "How did you get here so quickly?"

"???"

"???"

It was the first time that the 120 emergency doctor heard someone question his speed.

Compared with various emergency calls, 120 is much faster than 110. In most cases, 120 arrives, takes the person away, and then 110 arrives a long time later.

But isn't it a good thing to come quickly? Why do you ask this? Is there something else?
Feng Zixuan perked up and straightened his white clothes.

I was careless and didn't wear the down vest with the logo of the First Hospital of Medical University when I went out. The north wind blew through my bones.

"You came too quickly. I thought you would arrive in fifteen minutes." The woman looked indifferent.

The 120 emergency doctor did not bother with her and started calling the patient's family.

As soon as the call was connected, the woman's cell phone rang.

The woman shook the phone in her hand and said, "Go in and wait. It's too cold outside. Don't catch a cold."

The doctors and nurses at the 120 emergency department are at a loss, and it is common to encounter family members of patients whose mental states are worrying when they go out to see them.

But the mental state of the person in front of him is indeed different from that of others.

Simply.

"Are you the patient's family member?" Feng Zixuan walked over and talked to the woman.

"Ah."

"Why do we have to wait?" Feng Zixuan asked directly.

The woman glanced at Feng Zixuan, a little confused, "Do you all have the director in the car now?"

Yo~~~
Things were getting more and more interesting. Feng Zixuan followed her into the elevator.

It became a little warmer, and Feng Zixuan felt his thinking became clearer.

502 stuck, and after waiting for 15 minutes, the scattered contents were connected together, and Feng Zixuan guessed something.

"Let's go upstairs." Feng Zixuan suggested.

"It's still early." said the woman.

"Well, we are here for a house call. If you had called ten minutes later, it wouldn't have been a big deal. But we are already here, and you won't let us go upstairs no matter what we say. It's hard for us to explain."

The woman's face showed a look of contempt and determination.

"Isn't it the Ice and Snow Festival now? The province requires us to be quick in responding to patients and to wear video equipment to record on-site situations. If there are complaints, use the video to speak. If the police ask about it, your attitude seems inappropriate."

There was a lot of truth and falsehood in Feng Zixuan's words, which startled the woman.

With the video equipment, it was obviously not true, but considering the Ice and Snow Festival, with so many southerners falling on the ice, it seemed reasonable that there would be complaints.

The woman didn't expect there would be so many things to do, and she was a little hesitant.

"Go upstairs. Is your lover home with someone else?" Feng Zixuan observed the woman's expression and guessed something. He asked her tentatively, and the woman's face changed drastically.

"That's normal. When I was on duty, I met a man who found out his wife and her mistress had stayed at home overnight. He locked the door and called 120 ambulance and the woman's family members to come over. They said the door was locked and couldn't be opened, and they might have been poisoned by gas."

"In fact, we are just witnesses. There are many people and many opinions. You can get whatever you want." Feng Zixuan whispered in the woman's ear, "I don't have any video or audio equipment on me, don't worry."

"You!" The woman looked at Feng Zixuan deeply.

"Don't let anything really happen. I remember calling the police and using 502 glue?" Feng Zixuan smiled slightly, but under her sinister and cold expression, the woman's firm thoughts had been shaken.

"I've watched too many short videos, it's all nonsense." Feng Zixuan said, "Any normal person can feel the 502 glue when they touch it, and they will never use it as a lubricant. I have been seeing patients for decades, and I have indeed seen people use 502 glue as a lubricant or Vaseline."

"But at most he just stuck his hands on his lower body. He even had pants on when we came." Feng Zixuan started gossiping.

"Almost, call the elevator. Now you can still explain it as you are too anxious. I don't want to cause trouble. I hope you can calm down."

At some point, Feng Zixuan's way of addressing her changed from "you" to "you", and his attitude also became condescending, with a bit of official authority.

"..."

The woman was silent for a moment, opened the elevator, and the 120 emergency doctors, nurses, and stretcher bearers got on the elevator together.

Feng Zixuan didn't bother to say anything more and just quietly sorted out everything in his mind.

This woman thinks too simply and seems to have no common sense at all.

When we reached the 32nd floor, the elevator made a "ding" sound and the door opened.

The woman got off the elevator and came to the door.

She hesitated, but opened the door.

There were scattered clothes in the living room, and the image of the impatient man and woman appeared in Feng Zixuan's mind not long ago.

bang~
The woman saw the scattered clothes and went straight to her head, and the door hit the wall with a loud bang.

"Ah~~~"

There was a scream from the kitchen.

After Feng Zixuan entered the room, he stood in a corner with a good view to watch the show. Although he maintained a serious expression, he was in a very happy mood.

Chinese people like to watch the fun, especially Feng Zixuan who had been stationed in the hospital for half a month. His physical body was fine, but he was mentally exhausted to the extreme.

Just watch the fun and relax.

There were two white figures in the kitchen, and the things on the dining table were scattered all over the floor. They were probably dropped by someone in a hurry.

The woman was about to rush in angrily, and Feng Zixuan quickly grabbed her arm, "Calm down, calm down!"

Feng Zixuan didn't expect that the location was in the kitchen. There were plenty of knives in there. If a woman really got too excited, something bad would definitely happen.

Don't worry that what is reconnected is not the 502 glue, but a knife wound.

"Let go!"

"Calm down, calm down, don't do that."

Feng Zixuan grabbed the woman's arm and refused to let go no matter what.

"you!"

Feng Zixuan shouted.

The man and woman in the kitchen saw the head wife and a group of people in white clothes rushing in, and they were frightened and confused.

The man wanted to find something to cover the woman next to him, but he had nothing.

The doctor from the 120 emergency department threw a piece of clothing over and solved the urgent problem.

The man numbly put on his clothes bit by bit along the route he had thrown them, and then threw them into the kitchen.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

"Did you call anyone?" Feng Zixuan asked.

Just as he finished speaking, the elevator rang and the sound of chaotic footsteps was heard.

Feng Zixuan gave a look, and the doctors, nurses, and stretcher bearers from the 120 emergency department tiptoed past the people coming in.

Feng Zixuan had no control over what would happen next. That was not something a doctor should be responsible for at all.

The door opposite suddenly opened and Yang Jinghe waved.

"You go back first, I'll go to Director Yang's house for a while." Feng Zixuan took off his white clothes and walked into Yang Jinghe's house.

"Director Feng, why did you follow me?" Yang Jinghe was a little surprised.

"Isn't this asking us to stay on the front line? I followed to check the routes of the 120 ambulances and the status of the stockpiled supplies, and followed them to see if there was anything missed. I didn't expect to see such a bullshit."

Yang Jinghe smiled and brought slippers to Feng Zixuan.

"Director Feng is here." Yang Jinghe's wife came out and helped him hang up clothes.

Seeing the harmonious family relationship between Yang Jinghe and his wife, Feng Zixuan praised Yang Jinghe in his heart, thinking that Yang Jinghe was indeed capable.

There is a red flag flying at home and colorful flags fluttering outside the house. Everyone has this dream, regardless of gender.

But not many people can really do it.

Yang Jinghe is one of them, and it must be said that Yang Jinghe is really capable.

"Director Feng, please take a seat. What would you like to drink? Tea?"

"Who drinks tea in the middle of the night? Just pour a glass of water." Yang Jinghe said with a smile, "Director Feng, you have been working really hard recently."

"Haha, it's fine."

There were noises and screams coming from outside the door.

There were also some popping sounds, and occasionally some banging sounds.

There's a fight going on over there.

Yang Jinghe looked disdainful.

"Old Yang, what's going on next door to your house?" Feng Zixuan asked.

"Oh, I've already discovered it. It's just a trivial matter. Director Feng, you're coming with me. There must be something exciting going on."

"I received a call from 120 saying it was stuck with 502 glue, so I believed it and came to take a look."

Yang Jinghe paused for a moment, then said with a disdainful smile, "That woman knows nothing."

"Oh? Tell us more?"

"Oh, that's right." Yang Jinghe said, "502, she must want to stick the adulterer and the adulteress together."

Feng Zixuan gave Yang Jinghe a thumbs up when he saw that her emotions didn't change at all when she talked about adulterers and adulteresses.

Awesome!
With this mentality, most people definitely can't do it.

"It's quite difficult, right? 502 glue sticks to your hands as soon as it gets on, and it's hard not to notice. I wonder what that woman is thinking. She can't even think of such a simple thing." "Well, that's not the case. Director Feng, can you imagine a possibility? What if you mix 502 glue with baby oil?" Yang Jinghe is experienced and directly raised something that Feng Zixuan had never thought of.

Yang Jinghe's wife poured Feng Zixuan a glass of water and went to the inner room to help the child with his homework.

"Your wife is very virtuous." Feng Zixuan was stunned for a moment after hearing Yang Jinghe's words, and said without thinking.

"Yes, that's it." Yang Jinghe's face showed a smug and proud expression.

Feng Zixuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Old Yang was so shameless, and everyone in the hospital knew about it.

"I didn't treat her badly. She got everything she deserved and didn't deserve. That's enough." Yang Jinghe said with a smile, "Director Feng, you know about baby oil, right?"

"You know, Johnson & Johnson? They said that when they arrested Puff Daddy, they found more than 1000 bottles of baby oil in his house."

"Who is P. Diddy?" Yang Jinghe asked.

"..."

The things the two people are exposed to in their spare time are really different. Yang Jinghe probably only watches long-legged beauties when watching short videos, which is different from what Feng Zixuan sees, and what big data pushes is also different.

This is like talking to a deaf person.

"Let's not talk about this. I actually do some research on baby oil." Yang Jinghe waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Why are you studying this thing?" Feng Zixuan was surprised.

Yang Jinghe glanced at her son's study and put her face close to Feng Zixuan's ear, "Be careful, don't let anyone hurt you. Baby oil is greasy. When we were young, we used Vaseline, but Johnson's baby oil is much better than Vaseline."

"I don't know what's mixed in it. But Director Feng, I can't carry a bottle of baby oil with me."

"If someone really drugged me and it was absorbed by the mucous membrane, or if it got stuck and I couldn't pull it off, I, Old Yang, would be so embarrassed."

"No matter which hospital he is sent to, I think some nosy people will upload the video to the Internet. How can I be the director of the hospital then? Right. It's better to be cautious, so I did some research."

Feng Zixuan was speechless.

Yang Jinghe’s three views are different from those of ordinary people.

"What are the conclusions of your research?" Feng Zixuan asked.

As for Yang Jinghe's values, Feng Zixuan didn't care.

"I didn't want to deal with some prohibited items, but I tried all the common things in life. Especially 502. It is said that a Russian man and woman were stuck together by 502."

"You can't trust what the short video says. Just for this matter, the accompanying pictures are of both Russians and Chinese people."

"But this incident reminded me, what if 502 is mixed with baby oil? Although the effect will be weakened, it will tear off a layer of skin and bleed profusely. How can I go to the emergency department?"

"The next day, the news spread throughout the provincial capital's medical circles that Old Yang had fucked himself to the point of bleeding."

“……” Feng Zixuan was silent.

Yang Jinghe and this guy actually have paranoia, he actually thinks about so many things.

"I tried it, it's totally useless." Yang Jinghe said.

"why?"

"The substances in baby oil can dissolve 502. If you sprinkle some baby oil on the hardened 502, it will dissolve quickly." Yang Jinghe laughed, "Short videos are all lies. For the sake of traffic, they dare to make up anything."

"!!!"

"It's all knowledge. From what you said, I guess the woman across the street mixed 502 with baby oil and wanted to stick them together. Then the 120 medical staff came into the room and saw the two people stuck together."

"She herself didn't even know to try it first to see what was going on. So let's just say there's a problem here."

Yang Jinghe said this while pointing to his head, indicating that the woman had a problem with her brain and believed everything others said.

Thinking of that scene, Yang Jinghe laughed out loud.

"Old Yang, keep your voice down. The children are studying." Yang Jinghe's wife stopped him.

Yang Jinghe immediately lowered his voice.

"Naked, stuck together, took photos, and sent them to the company group. The man across the street seemed to be a businessman. I met him twice and we usually said hello."

"Tsk tsk." Feng Zixuan sighed.

"It's unbearable no matter where it's sent to. What do you think, Director Feng?"

"indeed."

When he thought about what would happen if it was posted in the hospital group and everyone felt the same way, Feng Zixuan felt that it would be better for him to just jump off the building.

"But she has no practical spirit at all."

Yang Jinghe repeated it jokingly.

Feng Zixuan thought about it and realized that this was indeed the case.

Calling 120 ambulance means you have to wait for 15 minutes. That should be the time calculated.

"Her plan was full of flaws. She didn't even know who the woman her husband brought home was. And it turned out to be in the kitchen?"

"Ah."

“Hahahaha.” Yang Jinghe laughed, “Believe in the self-media bloggers who post short videos, that’s nonsense.”

Also.

The noise of fighting outside the door died down, and the voices of 120 emergency doctors and nurses were heard.

The hospital came to clean up after the fight. As for what happened afterwards, Feng Zixuan was too lazy to take care of it, mainly because it was not his responsibility.

"Okay, I'll leave first."

"I'll take you there." Yang Jinghe stood up. "Wait for me a moment. I'm going to change my clothes. The 120 ambulance is full of people now. It won't be easy for you to follow, Director Feng."

Feng Zixuan thought about it and felt that it was true, so he didn't say anything polite.

After getting in the car, Feng Zixuan said with a smile, "Your son is in the first year of high school, right?"

"Well, the kid keeps saying that he doesn't want to work hard anymore and will find an aunt in the future. It's because he watched too many short videos and learned it from others." Yang Jinghe was a little angry when talking about this.

"..."

"Alas." He sighed, "Director Feng, just tell me, why do you want children? Without children, I, Yang, am comfortable and at ease."

"If there were more children in the past, it wouldn't matter. They could do whatever they wanted. When I was a kid, there were six boys in my family. My fourth brother went out to collect grass for pigs and slept outside for two days. My mother didn't even notice."

"It's different now." Feng Zixuan said, "Then how do you educate your son?"

"I found a few ladies in their forties a few days ago and went to KTV. Didn't he want to find an aunt? So I found an aunt for him."

"!!!"

Fuck, Yang Jinghe is awesome! Feng Zixuan praised in his heart that he could even think of such an unconventional method.

"What are you thinking about, a beautiful, generous aunt? What nonsense." Yang Jinghe said, "You can't be like those people, a divorced Arab prince with two children."

"Hahaha."

"Bullshit."

"What happened next?" Feng Zixuan was curious.

"Later? My son started crying before I even did anything. He still has some basic aesthetic sense. He really thought that auntie was so easy to please. By the way, a few years ago, Pei Yingjie had a patient, 23 years old, who had a nine-section whip stuffed in his urethra by auntie."

"I remember this. It was removed during surgery." Feng Zixuan hesitated for a moment, "Old Yang, are you really going to give your son a nine-section whip?"

"I can't bear to do that, but if the kid keeps saying he doesn't want to work hard anymore and wants to lie down with his aunt, I might have to give him a nine-section whip." Yang Jinghe said calmly, "It's better for me to give him a nine-section whip than for someone to use a steel wool to whip him in the next few years."

“……” Feng Zixuan shuddered.

"Director Feng, it's not that I'm cruel. I do have some money, and now it seems that I can support him for the rest of his life. But the world is changing so fast!"

Feng Zixuan nodded.

"When I was a kid, people with a monthly income of 40 yuan would be reported in the national newspapers. But what about now? If I can only earn yuan a month, I will die of poverty. How many years have passed? Only about years."

"I don't know what will happen to the little money I have left. Instead of letting others play the nine-section whip, it's better for me, as a father, to do it myself."

Yang Jinghe spoke calmly.

Old Yang is really crazy. He even kills his own son.

Although Feng Zixuan also admitted that Yang Jinghe was right, it would be better for him to do it himself rather than let the old lady do it.

but……

Feng Zixuan changed the subject, "What happened next? Was your son scared?"

"You're such a wimp, you're not like me when I was little. It's only been a dozen minutes and you're already scared without even using any tricks."

harm.

Although I know that it was Yang Jing who disciplined her son, this method is somewhat questionable.

Feng Zixuan looked at the flashing neon lights outside and thought of Yang Jinghe taking his son to KTV, feeling very happy.

Only Yang Jinghe could come up with this idea.

"Director Feng, have you been on the front line the whole time? That's not possible."

"The province is paying special attention to this, and so is the hospital," Feng Zixuan said. "The number of patients with fractures has increased by 130% recently. I have to keep an eye on this, and don't wait for something to happen before the province issues a notice of criticism."

"I heard that the orthopedic ward is full."

"That's about right. Someone has to be in charge to coordinate." Feng Zixuan looked at the bustling scene outside. "Otherwise, it will be a mess and leave a bad impression on people."

"You really take it seriously." Yang Jinghe said with a smile.

"Fortunately, they are mostly simple fractures..."

Before Feng Zixuan could finish his sentence, his cell phone rang.

His heart sank. Could it be that he was just a pessimist and what he said was coming true?
Sure enough, if nothing unexpected happened, an accident would happen.

"Director Feng, an emergency patient, a foreign tourist, ruptured his trachea due to holding his breath and sneezing."

"..." Feng Zixuan cursed himself in his heart for saying that.

"The heads of the cardiothoracic surgery and respiratory departments have contacted Director Xu and Director Tang." Feng Zixuan's staff reported concisely and to the point.

"How are the vital signs?"

"It's stable. The patient is ready to leave and says he's fine."

"Steady the patient, I'll be back soon."

Feng Zixuan hung up the phone and called Luo Hao without thinking.

After explaining the situation, Feng Zixuan reminded, "There is snow on the road, drive slowly."

"Okay, Director Feng, I'll be there as soon as possible. But don't be nervous, there's usually no problem with this situation."

"No need to open the chest?"

"It depends on the situation. If a thoracotomy is required, that's fine. I'm here for you," Luo Hao advised.

Other people's advice is just empty talk.

Luo Hao advised, but he had strong strength to back him up.

After hanging up the phone, Yang Jinghe said, "Director Feng, since Professor Xiao Luo came, I feel that you have less worries on this side."

"Yeah, that's about it." Feng Zixuan didn't hide anything and said directly, "I don't believe what others say, but Xiao Luo said it's okay, so it's really okay."

Yang Jinghe was slightly stunned. She believed in Professor Luo, but she didn't expect that Director Feng also trusted Professor Luo so much.

(End of this chapter)