White armor

Chapter 574: Fighting, wait a moment!
"Master Qi, I heard from Chen Yong that you have been very busy recently?"

"Oh, don't mention it." Taoist Priest Qi's face was filled with sorrow when he talked about this matter. "What does it have to do with us whether you say you travel or not? We are cultivating immortality. We have already taken a step back and opened the store this weekend. Professor Luo, you know about this."

Luo Hao nodded. Some people from the provincial capital came to Funiushan on weekends before, and he had been there twice. It can be said that Funiushan has changed a lot. From the earliest deserted to traffic jams, it seems to be just a blink of an eye.

“Before the opening of the Ice and Snow Festival, people from the Cultural and Tourism Bureau came to talk to me and arranged a meeting!”

Taoist Priest Qi looked distressed when he talked about the interview.

"He told me a lot of truths. It was really annoying."

"Hahaha." Luo Hao laughed. Funiushan Mountain can be regarded as a small scenic spot. The provincial capital really put a lot of effort into every corner. When meeting with Taoist Qi, he would probably have to talk about a lot of rules, so as not to offend the southern tourists.

Otherwise, if a conflict breaks out, what if Taoist Qi chases the person and beats him to the ground?

As expected, just as Luo Hao thought, Master Qi sighed and continued, "They also said that we must satisfy the tourists and that this is merit. They don't know shit about merit!"

“How many tourists are there now?”

"A lot." Taoist Priest Qi sighed again with a smug look on his face. "Today we are closed. I applied many times and I also got a day off through the letters sent by the Qi brothers from the association. Professor Luo, you said that you doctors work like slaves, but I! I work like a slave, too."

"!!!" Luo Hao expressed his dissatisfaction with Taoist Qi's statement.

"Oh, Taoist Qi." Luo Hao changed the subject, otherwise Taoist Qi would have said something else. "I saw Chen Yong swearing while driving. You Taoists can swear, and it's okay, right?"

"That's not the case. Taoism is about following one's heart. The young man from the Chen family has road rage, which is a disease, but it's not a big deal. But what we are talking about is following one's heart is the ultimate state. Before that, there was anger but not violence. To cultivate the mind, one must first cultivate virtue, and to cultivate the body, one must first control anger."

“That’s how I imagined it should be.”

"The young man from the Chen family is more casual, and he has learned too many different things, so he can't be considered a Taoist priest."

"Have you been saying auspicious words every day these days? I heard Chen Yong say so." Luo Hao asked.

"Well, my voice is hoarse from talking so much, and drinking cups of Sterculia lychnophora every day can't make up for it."

"What do you say when fortune-telling?" Luo Hao asked with a smile.

With nothing to do, Luo Hao paid attention to the movements in the backyard while chatting with Taoist Qi.

"All kinds of... in your words, it's called rainbow farts."

"Haha, what if your fortune teller can't find a job?" Luo Hao asked.

"Oh, this, if that's the case, I would say that your ancestors have blessed you, and your descendants are blessed. You don't have to worry about food and clothing, and you don't have to work like a slave. You are born blessed, and your parents have raised you for a lifetime."

Emmmm.

Luo Hao sighed in his heart, it was true. If you put things in a different way, they would sound better and not be so disgusting.

Although Master Qi did not mention that if you can't find a job you can only lie down at home, there is nothing wrong with what he said.

This is also part of emotional intelligence. Unfortunately, AI robots have little emotional intelligence. If they could learn this, they could be used in clinical practice.

"What if we encounter someone who drops out of school?" Luo Hao thought of another scenario and asked Taoist Qi.

"Originally, I should say that you were impetuous and ultimately failed to complete your studies. But now I have to say that you are a real genius! Your fate is good too. If you can master a skill, you will have a great future."

Luo Hao pondered. He didn't like what Taoist Qi said, but he didn't know what to say in such a hurry.

"Nowadays, you will be unemployed after graduation. Although I live alone in Funiu Mountain, I still know something." Taoist Priest Qi said calmly, "Just drop out of school, be an apprentice somewhere, learn some skills, and you won't starve to death. In this prosperous era, as long as you are not lazy, you will not starve to death."

What Taoist Priest Qi said made some sense, and Luo Hao smiled.

"What if someone cheats after marriage?" Luo Hao increasingly felt that saying auspicious words was a technical job.

"Oh, there are so many of them, both men and women. They are just bored and want to make themselves uncomfortable. Is that thing really that interesting?"

Luo Hao chuckled and said nothing.

"I would say you are very lucky. All those girls are all after you. If you are a girl, it's the same. All those boys are chasing you to your door."

"But some of them are bad luck in love, so you still have to be careful to avoid them, so as not to damage your luck."

"Master Qi, is there really such a thing as bad love affairs that you just mentioned?" Luo Hao asked.

"Yes, the young man from the Chen family was reading a book here once, and he saw a talisman for a wise sword to cut off rotten peach blossoms, so he wrote three copies of it."

"The Chen family's young man has a strange fate, and he has had countless bad relationships. Anyway, I can't write his talisman, and I don't dare to write it, so he has to write it himself."

Luo Hao's heart was moved, "Then he had a girlfriend?!"

"Yeah, that's not bad. I think they have a good relationship and are a good match." Taoist Priest Qi smiled and twirled his beard.

"What if you are upset and say something unpleasant?"

"Oh, you won't let me now." Taoist Priest Qi said with a frown, the muscles on his face were twisted into a ball, and he didn't look like a sage at all.

This is also because the Culture and Tourism Bureau pushed too hard. After all, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. The Taoist temple in Funiu Mountain cannot go against the will of the province.

"Master Qi, if you don't want to, can you not do it?"

"It's a bit of merit, more than usual fortune-telling. In fact, I want to do it. The young man from the Chen family is accumulating merit in the hospital, and his cultivation speed is so fast that it makes me crazy."

"But everything has a limit. Yesterday, the shop was open, and I was tired and went out to take a look. The fortune tellers lined up two miles down the mountain! Don't they have to go to work? Why are they so idle?"

Luo Hao found it quite funny to see Master Qi sighing and looking exhausted.

"By the way, Professor Luo, I see you have a rare treasure on you, but..."

Luo Hao straightened his chest and put it inside his clothes. Did Taoist Qi see it?
"But what?" Luo Hao asked.

"It was given to you by the master of the Chen family, right? Didn't he teach you the most basic hand gestures?"

"No, I performed an operation to remove the impediment on him, and he gave me an old item as a return gift. He was an old man, and he didn't want to owe me a favor, so he gave me a small thing."

Taoist Priest Qi was a little envious, but he did not ask for it. Instead, he said, "Professor Luo, try putting your left hand on top and your right hand on the bottom, pinching the meridians, and embracing yin and yang."

As he spoke, Taoist Priest Qi made a gesture with his hands as he said.

Luo Hao watched intently. It seemed that when Chen Yong and Taoist Qi greeted each other, they would make this hand gesture, then bow and talk.

"Look, this is the simplest Tai Chi diagram. As for the magic weapon, it's better to offer it as an offering."

"Yeah, yeah." Luo Hao nodded repeatedly and made a gesture, but there was no change on the bronze mirror on his chest.

The luck value on the system panel has not changed.

Having said that, Taoist Qi stood up, put his hands together, hugged Xiao Yin Yang, and bowed slightly.

"Master Qi, what are you doing?"

"Lightning-struck wood, I don't know about other families, but it is considered a treasure in our sect." Taoist Priest Qi stood up and said seriously, "I never dreamed that there would be so much lightning-struck wood that I could make utensils. Thank you in advance."

"hehe."

"By the way, Professor Luo, let me show you something interesting." Taoist Qi led Luo Hao to another room.

There were constant noises coming from the room, and Luo Hao felt a little uneasy.

After entering the room, Luo Hao saw... saw a man wearing white gloves on a fascia gun, coiling a piece of lightning-struck jujube wood in a simple manner.

"The young man from the Chen family made it." Taoist Priest Qi laughed. "It's made of wood struck by lightning. Jujube wood is the best. It's extremely masculine and strong, and can ward off evil spirits. But now the quantity is too large, and the quality is not good. The nobles gave little money."

"..."

When Luo Hao heard Taoist Qi say "noble person", he was speechless for a moment.

This word is too old-fashioned and is not generally used this way now.

"We also need money to practice, so we can't avoid talking about it. This machine looks simple, but it is really easy to use. Although the quality of the products is average, they don't understand."

Luo Hao thought for a moment and said, "How about I get you two robots?"

"Um????"

A series of question marks popped up in Taoist Master Qi’s head.

"Wait until the Ice and Snow Festival is over. I'll get you two robots. Do you want a male robot or a female robot? I hope you don't have any concerns."

"Male, male." Taoist Priest Qi said firmly, "Give me two female disciples. I don't mind. People who come to ask for divination will gossip. Those people gossip without restraint. Although I don't care, it's better to avoid them as much as possible."

"Okay, I'll bring you the breeze and the moon then."

"I dare not, I dare not!" Taoist Priest Qi said he dared not, but his face was already full of smiles.

As he was speaking, a faint masculine energy burst out from the direction of the backyard.

Luo Hao was curious and walked to the door.

"It's okay. It should be the young man from the Chen family showing off his flying sword."

Luo Hao thought that Chen Yong seemed to have made a flying sword for him, and he named the flying sword "Wait a Moment".

The English name is “wait”.

I have been too busy recently and have forgotten about this matter, and Chen Yong never mentioned it.

It was afternoon when several drones took off. From a distance, one could see that they were lightning-struck wooden drones handmade by Chen Yong.

A four-winged drone with lightning faintly interweaving on its wings.

However, even with Luo Hao's eyesight, he could only see a little bit of the silver snake dancing, and he couldn't see more. But Luo Hao didn't expect Chen Yong to play with the drone in such a way that it looked really interesting.

Several drones faintly outlined a formation in the air.

Taoist Priest Qi twirled his beard and sighed, "If Bai Dicheng's master had so many lightning-struck trees, how could the inheritance have been cut off?"

"What is this? A formation?" Luo Hao asked in horror.

"You can put it this way, I don't know much about what the young man from the Chen family has done." Taoist Master Qi smiled, "I don't really understand it."

Luo Hao has been in contact with Chen Yong for a long time and has long been disenchanted with these things.

Chen Yong’s drone was too simple. Luo Hao had a hundred ways to make it look better and more powerful.

just.

Luo Hao didn't want to.

Chen Yong is still young, why does he need to be so strong in the country?

We should try to match the bamboo with something else. No matter how redundant the safety of bamboo is, it is not excessive.

Luo Hao was thinking in his mind.

[As the saying goes, a man is a boy until he dies~~~]

"Hey, Brother Qiang."

"I'm out to do something, don't worry." Luo Hao said with a smile, "I will be there at 5 pm, don't worry."

"Yes, the bamboo is in good condition, don't worry."

Luo Hao hung up the phone and looked at the time.

I really came here unnecessarily today. I didn't get to see any fighting. I just saw a few drones.

Isn't this nonsense? It's just a waste of time.

Suddenly, the backyard was brightly lit, and a faint red light appeared on the ground. Chen Yong's drone seemed to sense the danger, and the silver snakes on its wings were visible to the naked eye.

"Wait a minute!" Luo Hao shouted.

"Boom~"

“Dong Dong~~” “Dong Dong Dong~~~”

As Luo Hao shouted, Taoist Qi's face suddenly changed, "Stop!"

But no matter how he shouted, it was useless. A bright silver light came from the storage room in the backyard, and with a bang, the old room was blown to pieces.

Hundreds of drones took off with a buzzing sound, and Luo Hao was dumbfounded.

Are these all my flying swords?

There was no blood ceremony or any other ceremony, but they were jokingly named "Wait a minute", and they got up already?
"Kakaka~"

The drone paused in mid-air, and the sound of metal clashing could be heard faintly.

"Luo Hao, what the hell are you doing!" Chen Yong shouted angrily, "Stop it now."

"How to stop?" Luo Hao didn't understand either. He just wanted to help Chen Yong.

"Just shout stop."

"stop!"

Luo Hao shouted, and at this moment he vaguely saw that some drones had begun to "transform".

Is it really so steampunk? Who would have thought that flying swords could be played like this?

Luo Hao was a little surprised.

When the drone heard Luo Hao's voice, its rotating wings began to slow down, and the silver snake between the wings gradually faded away.

Soon, hundreds of drones fell to the ground.

"boom."

The door to the backyard was pushed open, and Chen Yong strode out. "What the hell are you doing? If there's nothing going on, why are you waiting for a minute?"

"I received a call. They want us to go to the Ice and Snow Festival." Luo Hao was helpless.

"You really are not good at naming." Chen Yong suddenly realized what was going on. This bastard Luo Hao named the drone "Wait". He just said it casually. He didn't expect that it would activate the drone swarm that he made for him when he was bored.

"Alas." Chen Yong did not blame Luo Hao, but just sighed.

"Have you finished the communication?" Luo Hao asked tentatively.

"Summon your flying sword before you show off."

Luo Hao didn't quite agree with Chen Yong calling the drone a flying sword, but he let him.

"That's it. I'm not interested anymore."

Chen Yong turned around, hugged Xiao Yin Yang with both hands, and bowed slightly.

"I am busy with mundane matters. We will discuss this another day."

"Young man from the Chen family, your reputation is well-deserved. If I'm not mistaken, these are lightning-struck wood? So many?!" One person was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

"Well, we can mass-produce more effective jujube wood than the one struck by lightning last year." Chen Yong said calmly, "There are several thousand kilograms in the warehouse in the backyard. If you like, take them."

After saying that, Chen Yong said goodbye and left with Luo Hao.

The two brothers of the Qi family forgot the most basic etiquette and stared blankly at the departing backs of Luo Hao and Chen Yong.

"Second Brother."

After an unknown amount of time, Taoist Priest Qi spoke softly.

"what?"

"what!"

"Young man Chen is gone."

"..."

"..."

The two people from the Qi family were in a daze.

Chen Yong had already stunned them by flying a few drones made of lightning-struck wood. Lightning-struck wood! That was lightning-struck wood! !

How could he make a drone just like picking up a branch?! In the eyes of the Qi brothers, the young man from the Chen family was a spendthrift.

But he is a spendthrift, and his family is really wealthy.

It was not until Professor Luo Haoluo shouted "wait a moment" that the warehouse was blown open and hundreds of drones flew out. They carried the masculine aura of lightning-struck wood, which could not be faked.

The two members of the Qi family were already dispirited.

"Professor Luo seemed to have requisitioned a batch of lightning-struck wood some time ago, and later made the lightning-struck wood himself." Taoist Priest Qi introduced.

"Own?"

"Do?"

The two brothers of the Qi family are like one person, and they speak in perfect harmony with each other.

"Well, lightning-struck wood is not valuable now, at least not to the young man from the Chen family." Taoist Qi sighed.

Seeing that there were endless lightning-struck wood, he should have been happy. After all, some skills and formations could be modified and tried at will, without having to spend his entire life collecting lightning-struck wood to carefully try them out once.

But at this moment, Master Qi had some conservative thoughts in his mind.

Is it good if there are lightning-struck trees everywhere?
"Just now the young man from the Chen family said..."

"Oh, I'll take you two." Taoist Priest Qi did not doubt him and said, "We have plenty of stuff, but I'm afraid you two can't take that much with you."

"How is this possible! Lightning-struck wood? How many years old?!"

"According to the book 'The Origin of All Laws', jujube wood is an extremely yang thing. Is there a hundred-year-old jujube wood that has been struck by lightning?"

"There are a lot of thunder jujube wood." Taoist Priest Qi twirled his beard and smiled. "The so-called thousand-year thunder jujube wood is just a little older, so the probability of being struck by lightning is a little higher. As long as you keep being struck by lightning, the effect will be ten-thousand-year thunder jujube wood."

"!!!"

"!!!"

This is the logic and the words are the same, but why does it feel wrong when it comes from Master Qi's mouth?

Ten thousand year old thunder date wood?
That thing seems to have never existed in the world of cultivation.

Thousand-year-old thunder date wood is rare enough and is a top-grade material for making magical instruments.

In his old house there is a broken wooden sword made of thousand-year-old thunder jujube wood, which the old man regards as a family heirloom.

It is said that the ancestors had a quarrel with each other because of this thousand-year-old thunder jujube wood. Not to mention the ten-thousand-year-old thunder jujube wood, those are only things that can be imagined and do not exist at all.

"Okay, let's go and take a look." Taoist Priest Qi explained clearly to prevent the two from being tempted by the money, and led them around a bunch of drones.

The two members of the Qi family were possessed at the same time, each picking up a drone, and their faces changed drastically at the same time.

It is definitely a thousand-year-old lightning-struck wood!
The wood of the drone contains strong lightning and thunder, and there is a faint power of heaven and earth.

It is much better than my own heirloom.

This is real? !
"Master Qi, I think Professor Luo doesn't seem to be a cultivator." someone asked.

"There is no need for repair and cultivation. Apart from prolonging life and strengthening the body, the role of magic has been greatly reduced."

"How is that possible!"

"How is that possible!"

The two brothers of the Qi family said in unison.

"Look, I heard from the young man from the Chen family that this is an automatic facial recognition system." Taoist Priest Qi pointed to a small black dot on the drone, "Enter the command and the target information, and these drones will directly crash into that person. This is a drone made purely of lightning-struck wood, and the military should add various things to it."

"..."

"..."

"The young man from the Chen family is just having fun. He is not useful in China." Taoist Priest Qi said, "Now fighting is prohibited in China, and your sparring just now was the upper limit. If it was a fight of life and death documents before the founding of the country, the overwhelming drones alone would be enough to give you a headache."

"I have a secret technique!"

"It's useless. You have a secret technique that can be used a few times. This kind of lightning-struck wood is infinite in the eyes of the young man from the Chen family. It is as worthless as the grass and trees in the back mountain."

Taoist Priest Qi said this and led the two of them to a warehouse. There was a U-shaped lock on the door of the warehouse, but it was not locked. It could not protect against gentlemen or villains.

Is the thousand-year-old thunder date wood placed here?

The two brothers of the Qi family stared at the "U"-shaped lock in a daze.

This is not a joke!

Such precious things were just piled up casually in the backyard.

The Qi family is a thousand-year-old family, but the thousand-year-old jujube wood must be preserved in the home in the safest way.

Even if the head of the family wanted to take a look, he had to bathe and change clothes in advance before he was qualified to ask the thousand-year-old thunder jujube wood to come out.

In a Taoist temple in a remote mountain area in the northeast, thousand-year-old thunder jujube wood was just piled up in a warehouse with a "U"-shaped lock hanging outside, and it was just for show?
In the past, the two brothers of the Qi family would never have dreamed of such a thing.

Taoist Priest Qi took off the U-shaped lock and opened the warehouse door.

As soon as I opened the door, the strong breath of thunder and lightning hit me in the face.

Looking around, there were one-meter-long wooden blocks neatly stacked in the warehouse. They looked new, but each of them was filled with a strong smell of thunder and lightning.

The aura was heavy, stronger than the wooden sword made of thousand-year-old thunder date wood...

The two brothers of the Qi family were stunned for a while, and one of them stepped forward.

His knees seemed unable to bend, and he took a step forward straight and reached out to touch the thousand-year-old thunder jujube wood.

It is not jujube wood, but its masculinity is stronger than that of the thousand-year-old thunder jujube wood.

"Giggle~"

The man made a gurgling sound in his throat and a mouthful of phlegm came up. His body swayed and he fell backwards like a piece of wood.

……

……

"What did you discuss?" Luo Hao asked.

"Oh, it was the last question. They came to ask me for my solution. I told them that it is not enough for them to just stay in the sect to practice. Travel thousands of miles and read thousands of books. How can they forget this ancient teaching?"

Chen Yong's face was full of pride.

Luo Hao could guess that Chen Yong must be pretending to be something big!

"I just don't allow them to fight, otherwise I will definitely give them a hard time!" Chen Yong said, "I have almost finished studying this lightning-struck wood, Luo Hao."

"Oh? What's the use?"

"It's actually useless." Chen Yong's smug look faded and he sighed, "You have more and more interesting things over there, like robots?"

"Qingqing has applied to go to the lunar satellite laboratory to do experiments. Are you interested? I'll see if I can find an opportunity to go there too."

(End of this chapter)