White armor

Chapter 608: The "cunning" light bulb
"Here I am." Luo Hao said with a smile.

His voice was gentle, as if he was waiting for an old friend he hadn't seen in years.

Luo Hao didn't show any hostility at all. He was just about to open a beer bottle and put it into the man's hand.

The big black beside him was already eager to try, but he didn't pounce. Instead, he observed the opponent carefully, with half of his face looking particularly ferocious.

"You're not at work?" the horse-faced man asked subconsciously.

"No, I'm waiting for you." Luo Hao stood up. "Since you're here, come in and sit for a while. I'll call the police. Don't worry, it will be quick. Just sit anywhere. Don't be polite."

The horse-faced man's expression suddenly changed and he turned around to run.

"Don't run, or you'll be bitten to death." Luo Hao warned.

Then Dahei pounced forward like lightning. Although half of his face was not very useful, it was even more terrifying.

The horse-faced man's neck was grabbed by the big black man, and he immediately became scared. His legs went weak and he knelt on the ground.

"Brother, we were wrong. You...you...let it go first."

"Hei, come back." Luo Hao called out.

Big Black opened his mouth and glanced at the horse-faced man, half of his face showing a ferocious expression, as if threatening him, then he turned around and sat down next to Luo Hao.

Majestic yet ruthless, Dahei's performance intimidated the two little thieves.

"Come on, come on." Luo Hao greeted them while holding his phone. "Come in and sit down. It's just stealing, not a big deal. You'll be locked up for half a month at most. Why risk your life?"

The horse-faced man had a sad look on his face. He thought Luo Hao was right.

Luo Hao's smile was amiable, but the dog next to him looked like a veteran. Even half of his face was chopped off, what did this dog go through?

What kind of good family would keep a dog like this?

The horse-faced man felt the cold wind blowing on his neck and walked in cautiously.

"No need to change shoes." Luo Hao smiled, "Sit down, don't be polite, it's like going home."

As he spoke, Luo Hao called the police and made two more phone calls.

"How long have you been scouting the location?" Luo Hao asked after hanging up the phone.

"More than a month."

"Who asked that?" Luo Hao asked with a smile.

"No one let us." The horse-faced man took advantage of the young man's silence and said, "We two brothers just wanted to steal some things to sell for the New Year. You see, we came in during working hours, and we really didn't mean any harm."

"Oh, stop it." Luo Hao said with a smile, "What can we have at home now? We even took our computers to work. Are you two getting married and you're stealing my bedding?"

The horse-faced man looked embarrassed.

"It's okay. If you don't want to talk about it, then don't talk about it. But~~~" Luo Hao stretched out his voice, with some teasing in his tone. He looked like he was indeed not in a hurry.

"Brother, we really don't mean any harm." The horse-faced man defended, "Really, really, look at my eyes."

Luo Hao looked at the stupid thieves. It was already this late and they didn't realize what they had done wrong at all and were still acting cute here.

"Don't look around, or be careful that Dahei will really bite you to death." Luo Hao sighed, "If that happens..."

"No, in that case you have to go in too. We are just..."

"No, I just simply don't want to see blood outside of the unit."

Luo Hao spoke lightly and the young man thought he was bragging, but the horse-faced man vaguely guessed that he was telling the truth and his expression became even uglier.

"Brother, can we be considered to be confessing what we are saying now?"

"I don't know the details, but it's true." Luo Hao did not lie to them, but explained seriously, "If I really bit you, not only would you suffer, but you would also have to go to the hospital for treatment. I just think it would be troublesome."

"This matter is very serious, bigger than you can imagine. Don't even think about running away." Luo Hao warned the two again.

"..."

The horse-faced man felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a fly.

I have done nothing wrong to anyone. Since they pay me a lot of money, it's not a big deal. I just need to do some tricks.

I didn't expect that the male owner would bring a dog with only half a face to wait for me.

Oh shit!

When the horse-faced man saw the large black and white bone stumps, he trembled violently in his heart.

Most people just need to keep a pet dog, but who would keep a vicious dog with half a face?

Soon, a group of people arrived.

The horse-faced man was stunned when he saw the person coming in and saluted Luo Hao. The uniform he was wearing was not an ordinary police uniform.

Everything was just as he had guessed, this mess was unfathomable.

The people who came took the two men away, but Dahei shouted "Oh" and bit Luo Hao's trouser leg to remind him.

"what happened?"

Luo Hao was a little surprised.

Dahei smelled the scent of the horse-faced man, ran to the location of the wireless router, and looked back at Luo Hao.

Luo Hao remembered that the router at home had been breaking down for some time, and it seemed that Danizi had asked someone to come and repair it.

"Wait a moment." Luo Hao dialed the video and Wang Jiani was watching Zhuzi in the backcourt.

"Luo Hao, what's wrong?"

"Big girl, do you think they are the two people who came to repair the broadband?" Luo Hao reversed the video and let Wang Jiani look at the two people.

"Yes, it's them two. Why are there so many people at home?" Wang Jiani was stunned.

"Don't worry, it's okay. It's being dealt with. Let me take a look at the bamboo." Luo Hao said with a smile.

After taking a look at the bamboo and comforting Wang Jiani, Luo Hao had the wireless router taken away for sampling.

When the wireless router was picked up, Luo Hao saw a miniaturized device similar to VoIP.

Luo Hao first knew about this thing after Dahei found it in the well during the last hospital fraud incident.

It just looks a little weird.

But Luo Hao didn't care much about it and let the relevant departments take them away.

When they left, the two stupid thieves were still crying out for injustice.

Luo Hao ignored the two stupid thieves and didn't care about their fate. After they went in, they had to say everything and they had no say in it.

After sending Dahei to the hospital, Luo Hao drove to the hospital.

Luo Hao felt a little heavy-hearted along the way. The old man he met in Baltimore was in front of his eyes.

Although Luo Hao subconsciously felt that it was impossible, he always believed that this matter was related to the old man.

If I don't go abroad, they will use all kinds of methods to extend their evil claws to me.

This is really troublesome, Luo Hao thought to himself.

It looks like my car needs to be upgraded again.

In recent years, scientific researchers, especially leading figures, have frequently encountered car accidents. Luo Hao only knows of three or five such incidents. He doesn't believe that they were all accidents.

Although the country is safe, it is not that safe, especially for yourself. You have to be cautious in the country, just like now.

Obituary? Luo Hao didn't want others to see his obituary.

As for mourning, Luo Hao would rather let the old man's family mourn.

Chen Yong has always wanted to make a drone for himself, but he doesn't know when he will be able to see the old man and shoot him.

Arriving at the hospital, Luo Hao changed his clothes.

As the year draws to a close, there are very few surgeries, and today is not Luo Hao's surgery day.

"Why are you late?" Chen Yong asked.

"I moved house with my big girl, which took some time."

There were many people talking in the office, so Luo Hao didn't explain to Chen Yong, but gave him a look.

Chen Yong was a little surprised, but didn't say anything.

"There is no surgery and the patients are in stable condition. You can go and do what you need to do. There is no need to come to the hospital." Chen Yong said.

"After finishing my work, I came to the hospital to have my eyes checked." Luo Hao sat down in his seat.

It's cloudy today, the sky is covered with dark clouds, there's no sunshine, and Luo Hao feels a little cold.

"Xiao Luo? You're back?" Shen Zizai happened to pass by and took a look at the office. Seeing Luo Hao playing with Erhei, he greeted him.

"Director." Luo Hao stood up.

"You go about your business."

"I'm not busy, why are you going to see the director?" Luo Hao asked.

"Chen Yan has a consultation there, would you like to join us?" Shen Zizai invited Luo Hao.

"Okay, what patient? Mesenteric artery bleeding?" Luo Hao asked.

This is one of the most serious diseases that Chen Yan can ask the interventional department to consult, and it is even more difficult to treat than bleeding from many malignant tumors.

Shen Zizai smiled slightly, "No, guess... By the way, Xiao Luo, my son Yifei is in the top 50 in the whole grade."

"Congratulations."

"It has to be you, Xiao Luo." Shen Zizai sighed, "If you hadn't taught him a lesson, that brat wouldn't have been so motivated."

Luo Hao smiled and said nothing.

"Chen Yan has admitted a patient with a foreign body in the rectum, what a lightbulb!" Shen Zizai did not keep the suspense and directly stated the situation.

"Then why are you looking for us?" Luo Hao had already taken out his cell phone, ready to summon Miao Youfang.

"Senior brother, are you looking for Xiao Miao? I'll call him." Zhuang Yan said.

Luo Hao was a little dazed today and didn't notice that Zhuang Yan was following him.

"Okay, go ahead and hit me." Luo Hao replied casually to Zhuang Yan.

Shen Zizai smiled and said, "Xiao Luo, have you ever removed a light bulb from your rectum?"

"I haven't done it myself, but my Union Medical College medical records database has similar medical records."

"!!!" Shen Zizai was surprised and stunned.

"It depends on the specific situation. It is indeed very troublesome to take this thing out intact." Luo Hao sighed.

"Why do you stuff everything in there?"

Shen Zizai said with disdain.

Luo Hao just smiled.

"Xiao Luo, what's up today?" Shen Zizai looked at Luo Hao with concern, "I feel like you're not as happy as usual today." "It's almost Chinese New Year, I have to go to Da Nizi's house."

"Oh no." Shen Zizai laughed, "I thought it was a big deal, is this it?"

"Well, I haven't been there, so I'm not sure."

Shen Zizai wanted to joke that the first time is unfamiliar, the second time is familiar, but this sentence might be ambiguous, so Shen Zizai forced himself to hold it back.

"Director Chen is the same. He asked us to consult on this kind of thing. I think he just wants you to go and see it, but he is too embarrassed to tell me." Shen Zizai said as he walked.

"I may not be able to get that thing out." Luo Hao thought, "In the medical records of my Union Hospital, there are three successful plans."

"!!!" Shen Zizai didn't expect there were so many plans.

"But the history of all cases of rectal foreign bodies is the same, the patient accidentally sits something in the rectum."

"Hahaha."

"It's so boring." Luo Hao scratched his head, "Especially light bulbs. Director, you mentioned light bulbs... By the way, I heard that after the play played by Fan Wei was released, the number of patients swallowing light bulbs in the hospital emergency room increased significantly. Have you heard about it?"

"I heard that there are indeed many more patients." Shen Zizai said, "That was nearly thirty years ago. The emergency doctors tried their best to apply paraffin oil, wrap it with gauze, and break it up to take it out."

“But there is still damage.”

"That's for sure. The light bulb... is just bored. By the way, Xiao Luo, I heard that the shower heads in Sichuan No. 4 don't have tubes anymore?" Shen Zizai turned around and glanced at Zhuang Yan before saying this.

Zhuang Yan was calling Miao Youfang, so he was able to gossip with Luo Hao.

"It is said that they have become more and more brazen, especially in the past few years. I heard that they have many groups of thousands of people, and they hold parties before the weekend."

"!!!"

"And over in Pengcheng, dozens or even hundreds of people were gathering in the sea."

"Tsk tsk, really." Shen Zizai praised.

"I don't understand, but I respect it." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Foreign bodies in the rectum and urethra have been seen for many years. Don't think too much about it, just leave it as it is."

As we were chatting, we arrived at the gastrointestinal surgery department.

"I told you to be more careful next time. Last time when I took it out for you, I remember you tied a rope. How come there is no rope this time? Didn't I tell you to tie a stronger one?" came the voice of the gastrointestinal resident manager.

"..."

"..."

Luo Hao and Shen Zizai were surprised.

It turned out that he was a "repeat offender" and had a very close relationship with the chief resident of the gastrointestinal department. If it were an ordinary patient, no doctor would be able to communicate with him in such a familiar tone.

"It was fine in the past. I was careless this time and my foot slipped and I sat in it."

Got it!
Still the same as always, if you're not careful.

Although everyone knows what is going on, the necessary procedures still need to be followed.

"Speak properly and don't be so careless. How can you be so careless!" Chen Yan scolded, "Tell me what to do now."

"Director, why don't you just break it up a little bit and take it out."

"That's the rectum! Once it's scratched, it won't heal even if it's sutured." Chen Yan scolded, "It keeps necrotizing, pus is flowing out... Oh, right, the congenital charm in the TV series seems to be an intestinal disease, with fluid oozing out."

"..."

"Really?" The patient's interest increased.

Although he hadn't seen what he looked like yet, Luo Hao already had an image of the "cunning" Zero in mind.

"What are you talking about? That's an intestinal disease, and what comes out is intestinal fluid. Eat less vegetarian food, or eat spices, and the fluid that comes out will have a fragrance. I'm telling you, I'm not making this up, it's recorded in ancient unofficial history."

"Director, your wild history is quite wild."

"It's all about literature now." Chen Yan said with a smile, "I'm not talking about you, just stand still and don't move. I think you are about to reach the sage moment."

"Director...I..." The patient was in a dilemma.

As they were talking, Shen Zizai and Luo Hao arrived at the door.

"Director Shen is here. Xiao Luo, take a look at this film." Chen Yan greeted Shen Zizai, but pulled Luo Hao to look at the film.

On the AP X-ray of the pelvis, a huge light bulb is sticking out of the pelvis, which does not look proper at all.

"Oh my god! How did he get in?" Zhuang Yan was surprised after seeing the film.

"Keep your voice down." Luo Hao crossed his arms and supported his chin while watching the movie.

"Yeah." Zhuang Yan responded, standing behind Luo Hao and watching with great interest.

"This is deep enough." Luo Hao was also in trouble.

"Yeah, if it wasn't so deep, we would have taken it out." Chen Yan twirled his beard and scolded, "Don't they usually put the head in first, leaving the handle of the bulb outside? How did it go in backwards this time?"

"Director, I told you I sat on it by accident."

The patients should have gotten used to it by now and said it without any shame.

He was obviously a repeat offender, the type who was cunning and cunning, and did not try to hide his lies. Everyone knew he was lying, and he also knew that everyone knew he was lying, but he remained calm and composed.

"It's difficult." Luo Hao sighed.

"If it doesn't work, you can only wrap it with gauze and try to break it up and take it out. Where are your family members?" Chen Yan asked.

"I'll be right there." The patient felt a little guilty when he mentioned his family.

"Let me think, Director Chen, how did you take it out in the past?" Luo Hao asked.

"First, we need to give him muscle relaxant, otherwise he will pass out from the pleasure~
Then find a bigger condom, put it on the light bulb, and then! Pull it out in one go while the anus is not paying attention! I'm afraid of prolapse, but in front of the light bulb, prolapse is nothing! Don't worry about those details. "

"Fainted? Why?" Zhuang Yan asked.

"Xiao Zhuang, focus on serious matters." Luo Hao scolded with a serious expression.

From the corner of my eye, I saw Miao Youfang coming in.

Luo Hao didn't say anything to Miao Youfang, he just pondered quietly.

"Director Chen put on the condom, how did he do that?" Zhuang Yan asked.

Chen Yan was a little embarrassed. After all, Zhuang Yan was the daughter of Dean Zhuang, and the key point was that she was a female doctor. She couldn't say such dirty words.

"Xiao Zhuang, watch carefully and don't ask any random questions." Luo Hao's tone became a little stern.

Chen Yan and Shen Zizai both shuddered when they heard this.

Only Luo Hao dared to say that. If it were me, I don’t know how kind and gentle my smile would be.

"Oh." Zhuang Yan closed her mouth and watched the movie seriously.

"Let's give it a try." Luo Hao sighed, "Well, Director Chen, please help contact an experienced anesthesiologist to go to the catheterization room."

"Cath lab?!"

"Do it under fluoroscopy. Oh, and the old-fashioned three-chamber two-balloon tube is available."

The age of the three-chamber two-balloon catheter is older than Luo Hao, and the time when he retired from clinical practice is almost the same as Luo Hao's age.

Chen Yan was stunned for a moment, but immediately understood why Luo Hao wanted a three-chamber two-balloon tube.

"Not only do we need muscle relaxant, but we also need basic anesthesia. Let's try it when the time comes... By the way, you haven't had a bowel movement in a few days?" Luo Hao frowned and turned his head to look at the patient and asked.

"..."

"Alas." Seeing that he didn't say anything, Luo Hao sighed deeply. Gastrointestinal surgery is a job of digging out manure. The old senior really didn't lie to me.

"Director, please tell the head nurse in the catheterization room. It might be a little dirty."

"We are not afraid of dirt." Shen Zizai's eyes rolled, "But today's surgery is not finished yet. If it is dirty, we need to disinfect it. Don't delay the surgery."

Chen Yan glared at Shen Zizai fiercely. This guy had already started to shift the blame and asked him for a favor.

"Then we have to take it out." Luo Hao was a little worried. "What do you think, Director?"

"Forget it, I'll talk to the head nurse in the catheterization room." Shen Zizai couldn't refuse anymore and agreed.

Chen Yan felt that if he said so, patients would definitely have to wait until after get off work to get the surgery.

How to explain this matter? What Shen Zizai said makes sense, but it is another thing that emergency patients have priority in surgery.

The choice depends on what the person making the decision thinks.

"Get ready." Luo Hao clapped his hands, "We'll go over there as soon as the latest surgery is finished."

Chen Yan started to get busy.

The gastrointestinal surgery department does not have a three-chamber two-balloon tube, as they have disappeared many years ago. The gastroenterology department does have one or two, so I have to hurry and borrow them.

"Xiao Luo, how did you get the blood out of your Union Hospital?" Chen Yan asked the resident manager to go and take care of it, and pulled Luo Hao to his office.

"General anesthesia + muscle relaxation, followed by anal dilation + adequate lubrication are necessary. You can try a small rotation when obtaining it."

"Generally, basic general anesthesia and muscle relaxation are required, so that accidents are less likely to occur."

"I once taught a student who said that the anus is also a door. Knock on the door. I know you are home!" Chen Yan joked, twisting his beard, "Let the light bulb come out by itself."

"Oh no." Luo Hao was a little gloomy today and in no mood. "For shallow ones, ask the gynecologist to borrow a speculum to open it as wide as possible, apply paraffin oil and pull it out. By the way, did the light bulb that the patient stuffed in last time have a rope?"

"Yeah, he tied a rope around the bulb. If you're not prepared, you'll have to come to the hospital so many times a year. You might as well just live in the hospital. Tell me, what the hell is going on."

"I wonder what he'll stuff in there in the future." Luo Hao tried to smile. "A few years ago, I saw a British man sitting in a mortar shell from World War II. I thought it was too big and might cause intestinal damage. Now that I think about it, it must have exceeded the threshold."

"I know about that." Chen Yan said, "When I first started working, there was a shortage of materials and not so many things. They used sandpaper to grind tree sticks."

It’s really disgusting to look at, Luo Hao thought to himself.

But even if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Luo Hao would feel physically uncomfortable just thinking about it.

Chen Yan was also a little surprised, "Xiao Luo, why do you look abnormal today?"

"Fortunately, I was busy yesterday and didn't sleep well." Luo Hao said perfunctorily.

Shen Zizai cursed in his heart, he just told himself that he would go to Wang Jiani's house during the New Year, but now it has become yesterday's busy time.

That bastard Luo Hao never speaks the truth.

Half an hour later, everyone took the patient to the interventional catheterization room.

Luo Hao did not call Liu Yiyi. This kind of operation was very dirty. Ever since Zhuang Yan was traumatized by the incident of feeding the patient with feces soup on the helicopter, Luo Hao tried his best to avoid similar things from happening again.

Chen Yan took the initiative to find a familiar and highly skilled anesthesiologist to perform emergency treatment.

"Xiao Luo, did you have a fight with the girl?" Shen Zizai asked curiously.

"..." Luo Hao sighed, feeling depressed.

Shen Zizai looked at Luo Hao, who had never looked so listless before, and patted Luo Hao on the shoulder with an expression that said, "You don't have to tell me, I've been through this, I understand."

"That's how life is. When the passion is over, there's no way a ladle won't hit the edge of the pot. If you're angry, tell me and I'll call you for a 'consultation'. Let's go out for a drink and talk. Don't quarrel with that girl."

While preparing for anesthesia, the anesthesiologist couldn't help but laugh and said, "Professor Luo, I'll give you muscle relaxant right now. Do you think the patient can lay the light bulb out like laying an egg?"

(End of this chapter)