White armor

Chapter 629 What? It’s a robot?
"Xiao Meng" didn't say anything.

"Hey, why are you so cold?" The doctor on duty said angrily, "Just chatting, you're not dumb."

"Xiao Meng" looked young, so the doctor on duty spoke more freely, as if it was a joke between people of the same age.

"The director is really nice to you, and your medical records are well written. Are you the new graduate student that Professor Luo mentioned?" The doctor on duty continued to ask when he saw that "Xiao Meng" still didn't speak.

"Xiao Meng" just shook his head slightly and continued to look down at the medical records in his hand.

"You have such a bad temper." The other party sighed helplessly, "You usually keep silent all day long. I thought you were afraid of the director and that you were socially anxious. But just now, when I saw you were supposed to speak, you were so talkative."

He gestured exaggeratedly: "Even social masters are not as eloquent as you."

Seeing that "Xiao Meng" was still concentrating on the medical records, he couldn't help but reach out and tap on the medical records: "Hey, don't just focus on reading the medical records, let's chat for a while."

The light cast a faint halo on the medical record paper. "Xiao Meng"'s fingertips paused slightly on a certain data, and finally he raised his head with an expressionless face.

The doctor on duty was chattering, but "Xiao Meng" still didn't say anything and seemed a little out of place.

Luo Hao found that the content of the conversation between the pressing robot and the patient was too rich and the robot tended to be talkative, so he asked Ye Qingqing to help contact and modify it.

I didn't expect that after throwing "Xiao Meng" to Changnan People's Hospital, it would turn out to be like this.

The doctor on duty was really unhappy this time. He felt that "Xiao Meng" looked down on him, so he didn't say a word.

"Tsk, that's rare." The doctor on duty said "tsk" with disdain, turned around and opened the game on his phone.

Sugar palm
Bang bang bang~~
The sound of a flatbed car was heard.

"Director Fang!" A familiar voice came from the door.

The doctor on duty immediately stood up and ran to the door, "Director Zhai, why are you here?"

The person who came was Director Zhai from the Anorectal Department.

"Is this Director Fang from your family?" Director Zhai asked.

"I went to have dinner with the expert and just finished a remote surgery." The doctor on duty specifically mentioned the words remote surgery.

However, Director Zhai did not notice the real intention of the doctor on duty. Perhaps in his trance, he thought that the doctor on duty had said something wrong, which he defined as a flying knife.

There is still a basic sense of justice.

"This disease has nothing to do with our anorectal department. We call it anorectal, but your Director Fang won't allow me to do rectal surgery. The beer bottle is in the rectum. Let your Director Fang take a look."

"Okay, I'll take a look first." The doctor on duty knew that Director Zhai was here to push the patient in person, and that a small doctor like him couldn't handle it, so he agreed.

"What's the matter?" Director Zhai was also a little annoyed, "Damn it!"

“Where are the patient’s family members?”

"I'm on the way. Tell me what this is about." Director Zhai didn't know how to describe this behavior. He just kept talking about what this was about.

"Director Zhai, what do you think we should do?"

"It's stuck very tightly, and the bottle wall is smooth, so it's not hard to pull it out." Director Zhai said, "I took a quick look and felt that surgery might be necessary."

"!!!"

"It's very deep. Those bastards really used a lot of strength." Director Zhai was also very angry.

The doctor on duty guessed that Director Zhai's child was about the same age as this child. The scene must have moved him to tears, and he was afraid that his own child would also suffer such humiliation and bullying.

"Quick! Contact your Director Fang immediately and ask him to come back immediately." Director Zhai tapped the medical record with a serious look on his face. "The beer bottle has been stuck in the rectum for almost 24 hours. The risk of pressure necrosis is very high. We can't delay!"

"Understood!" The doctor on duty quickly took out his cell phone and dialed Fang Xiao's number with trembling fingers. But when he pushed open the door of the treatment room and prepared to explain the situation in front of the patient and the teacher, the scene in front of him stunned him.

The corridor where the flatbed cars were originally parked was now empty, without even a single person in sight.

“Where are the people?!” he blurted out, his hand holding the phone frozen in mid-air.

At the same time, he spoke quickly to the other end of the phone: "Director Fang! Something has happened! The patient with the rectal foreign body ran away by himself!"

"Where's the stretcher?" Director Zhai asked the nurse without panicking.

"Xiao Meng has been taken to the treatment room." The nurse rushed over with a mercury sphygmomanometer.

Xiao Meng? The doctor on duty then noticed that "Xiao Meng" had disappeared from his workstation and didn't know when he took the patient to the treatment room.

This young man is quite diligent but he is unwilling to talk and seems a bit aloof, the doctor on duty thought.

He held the phone but didn't make a call. On a whim, he decided to check on the patient first.

When we arrived at the treatment room, "Xiao Meng" was already comforting the patient and pulling his pants down.

"Did you see it?"

"It's about 5cm in diameter and located quite deep. The nearby rectal mucosa is whitish, so ischemia is suspected, but there are no signs of necrosis at the moment." "Xiao Meng" reported immediately.

Isn't this able to talk? The doctor on duty muttered in his mind, and then reported to Fang Xiao.

After hanging up the phone, the doctor on duty saw that "Xiao Meng" had already started preparing the three-chamber two-balloon tube.

He was asking the nurse for it, and his attitude was very firm.

The nurse spread her hands and called the gastroenterology department, and found out that there was no such thing there either.

What do you need a three-chamber two-balloon tube for? Xiao Meng is very strange, the doctor on duty thought.

The patient's blood pressure is stable and he will be fine for the time being, so the doctor on duty is not in a hurry.

Director Zhai did not leave, but stood in the treatment room watching.

The doctor on duty asked about the specific situation in the treatment room. In fact, he just wanted to gossip and wanted to know how those evil young men would be dealt with.

But to the disappointment of the doctor on duty, the teacher said that the best that could be done was expulsion or transfer to another school, as there were no juvenile detention centers anymore.

Moreover, most people think that less trouble is worse than more, and generally no one does anything to underage teenagers.

The doctor on duty felt like his heart was about to explode when he saw the pitiful patient.

But at this time, "Xiao Meng" came in with a balloon catheter.

"Xiao Meng, what are you going to do?" asked the doctor on duty.

"Take out the foreign object." "Xiao Meng" replied calmly.

"Stop messing around, how do I get it?"

"Try the fishing method." "Xiao Meng" suddenly spoke.

"Fishing?" The doctor on duty looked confused and subconsciously looked at his hands, as if to confirm whether he had heard it wrong - fishing in the hospital?
"Xiao Meng" picked up a urinary catheter and explained, "The diameter of the foreign body is not too big. Put this in, inject water at the front end to form a water bag, and then pull it out gently."

Director Zhai's eyes lit up and he slapped his thigh: "Great! This method is reliable, let's try it!"

The doctor on duty suddenly realized that this was a medical method of "fishing".

Director Zhai urged.

The doctor on duty was also stunned for a moment. What "Xiao Meng" said made sense, and he knew what to do as soon as he thought about it.

It’s just that I had never seen this kind of operation before, so I didn’t think of it. The doctor on duty made an excuse for himself.

"Let me do it." The doctor on duty put on gloves, held the balloon catheter in his hand, and adjusted the patient's position.

He wanted to insert the balloon catheter directly, but "Xiao Meng" said calmly, "It won't go in this way."

"!!!"

The doctor on duty was a little annoyed.

Director Zhai was also watching, "I asked my doctor to send me a rectal dilator, but the bottle wall is too smooth. I tried it, but it doesn't seem to work."

Soon, the anal dilator was delivered and paraffin oil was applied to dilate the anus. The doctor on duty and Director Zhai both tried, but no matter what angle or force was used, the balloon catheter could not be inserted.

After all, the balloon catheter is a soft tube, so it doesn't require any effort at all. It would be fine if there wasn't much resistance. But if there is too much resistance, it won't be able to pass through and will directly make wrinkles in the rectum.

"No, this method won't work. Well, the patient's family members, please go out and wait first." Director Zhai only then noticed that the patient's family members were watching on the side.

He started to chase people away.

"That's not how you give it." "Xiao Meng" said softly.

"Oh? Then how should I send it? By the way, who are you?" Director Zhai asked.

"It might be Professor Luo's new graduate student from the first year of medical school. I heard from my dean that he scored 425 points in the postgraduate entrance examination this year and will be admitted to Peking Union Medical College." The doctor on duty explained.

425!

Director Zhai stared in astonishment. This was too high.

Awesome!
He was very interested in "Xiao Meng" and asked, "Have you ever done something similar?"

"Director Zhai, I have heard of a case similar to the one in front of me."

"Then you try it. I tell you, go slowly and don't rupture the rectum," Director Zhai advised.

"Director Zhai!" The doctor on duty was a little unhappy.

"We can't take it out either, so why not let him try? I'm watching it, don't worry." Director Zhai said.

The doctor on duty immediately backed down.

"Xiao Meng" thought about it and turned to go out.

"Where did he go?" Director Zhai was stunned.

The doctor on duty complained, "Now Xiao Meng is checking the medical records in our department, and I don't know why. Director Zhai, you see, a graduate student of Peking Union Medical College, although he hasn't started school yet, can't focus his energy on this. Tell me, what's going on here?"

He once again said something like what was going on.

Indeed, Director Zhai did not think there was anything wrong. As a graduate student at Union Medical College, shouldn't he be preparing interview materials at home at this time? Why was he coming to Changnan instead of going to Union Medical College?

I also need to check the medical records. Is he a clerk in the Medical Department?
While I was puzzled, "Xiao Meng" came back with something like scalp needles and saline solution in his hand.

Director Zhai and the doctor on duty asked, but "Xiao Meng" did not answer. Instead, he opened a dissection package, cut off the needle of the scalp needle with scissors, inserted it a little along the wall of the bottle, and started to inject saline solution.

"Slow down."

“The pressure is not very high and acts as a lubricant.”

The thinnest scalp needles cannot penetrate paraffin oil, but a little more water in it can also have a lubricating effect.

This step is to eliminate the negative pressure between the foreign body and the rectum. After a while, Director Zhai finally understood the significance of "Xiao Meng's" operation.

Not bad, this kid's operation is methodical and methodical, he doesn't seem panicky at all, and he has the demeanor of a great general.

Director Zhai felt a little ashamed when thinking about it. He had never thought of eliminating the negative pressure first.

Just like when you unscrew the lid of a can, some people are used to tapping the bottom of the can twice first. The principle is probably similar. Director Zhai couldn't explain it clearly.

After injecting 5 ml of saline, "Xiao Meng" slowly inserted the balloon catheter.

During the process of sending the patient in, he intermittently pressed the patient's abdomen to find the entry route.

"Xiao Meng" did not use any force. Director Zhai saw it clearly but did not say anything to remind him.

As the balloon catheter was inserted, Director Zhai breathed a sigh of relief.

But the balloon catheter stopped after being inserted less than 1 cm. However, "Xiao Meng" then opened the guide wire used for interventional surgery, the thickest and hardest type.

Under the guidance of the guide wire, the balloon catheter was finally inserted completely.

"Your technique..."

"It is used when doing ordinary gastroenteroscopy. It is a little trick." "Xiao Meng" knew what Director Zhai was asking and answered.

"Oh?" Director Zhai was a little confused. He didn't know what "Xiao Meng" was talking about and could only guess.

Water is injected, the balloon inflates, and "Xiao Meng" slowly pulls the balloon catheter.

Gradually, the beer bottles began to move.

"Ah~~~" the patient began to shout.

"Relax, it will be out soon." "Xiao Meng" comforted, "I will be very slow. There is a tear around the anus, it may be a little painful, but paraffin oil has been applied, it will be much better. If you feel any discomfort, tell me, don't endure it all."

He began to talk a lot.

The doctor on duty sighed. "Xiao Meng" didn't say a word to him and didn't communicate at all. But when talking to patients, he was like a chatterbox.

"You will feel something similar when you do a gastroenteroscopy. Don't worry, it won't hurt. We are still injecting water now. It may be the expansion of the balloon. You can feel it a little bit."

Looking at the half-pulled beer bottle, Director Zhai and the doctor on duty were speechless as they listened to "Xiao Meng" talking nonsense.

Indeed, in many situations, we do not tell the truth to patients, such as when giving injections.

But this guy is a little too skilled.

He lied without blinking an eye, not at all like a graduate student who had just finished his exams but had not yet enrolled.

"What grade are you in this year?"

"First year of high school."

"Which university do you want to apply to in the future?" "Xiao Meng" asked while pulling out beer bottles.

However, the patient did not speak. "Xiao Meng" continued to nag, "It is normal to encounter some problems in school. Parents and teachers will deal with them. You don't have to worry. You should put all your energy into studying. The college entrance examination is indeed the best opportunity for ordinary Chinese people..."

Just as he said this, all the beer bottles came out with a bang.

Some feces and intestinal fluid also came out with it.

"Xiao Meng" dodged, and his movements didn't seem fast, but it was as if he had anticipated that something strange would happen.

The splattering feces and intestinal fluid covered Director Zhai and the doctor on duty.

"Fuck!" Director Zhai was shocked and cursed.

"Okay." "Xiao Meng" ignored the panic of Director Zhai and the doctor on duty, and helped the patient lie down. After dealing with the medical waste around him, he waited for the patient to calm down a little and started measuring his blood pressure.

Blood pressure was normal, and there were no secondary conditions due to changes in intra-abdominal pressure.

But "Xiao Meng" was still very careful to let the patient lie flat and opened the door of the treatment room to let the patient's family and teachers in.

He held the beer bottle and explained to the patient's family and teacher.

"Xiao Meng" had a gentle expression, as if nothing had happened. He explained the removal process and mentioned the precautions and possible complications.

The sound of hurried footsteps was heard, and soon Fang Xiao strode in.

The first thing he saw was "Xiao Meng" holding a beer bottle, wearing sterile gloves, and talking to the patient's family.

It's out?! It's out now?!
Fang Xiao was stunned.

After looking at the patient and his family, Fang Xiao knew that the organ should have been taken out.

He was still worried, but he didn't expect... No, isn't "Xiao Meng" a diagnosis robot and a medical record writing robot? How can it be operated? !

Fang Xiao realized this immediately!

This was no small matter, but Fang Xiao did not ask immediately. Instead, he examined the patient's rectal mucosa.

Within a dozen minutes, the rectal mucosa began to have blood circulation and there were no signs of paleness or necrosis, which indicated that the patient was almost intact and could be discharged after two days of observation.

Fang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

"Director Fang, your student is great. He can solve such a difficult case on his own." Director Zhai said with some envy.

"Oh no." Fang Xiao shook his head helplessly.

Director Zhai felt something was wrong. He originally wanted to leave, but in the end he didn't. He stood aside and observed carefully.

The patient was sent back to the ward, settled down, and fasted without food or water. Fang Xiao wanted to observe the patient for another 1-3 days.

We have to make sure that the rectum is not necrotic. As for not eating or drinking water for a few days, that is not a problem.

After finishing his work, Fang Xiao took "Xiao Meng" to his office.

Director Zhai followed him in after seeing this.

Fang Xiao hesitated for a moment, but did not chase Director Zhai away.

After sitting down, Fang Xiao looked at "Xiao Meng" up and down.

"Xiao Meng" didn't feel uncomfortable at all. He stood not far from Fang Xiao, lowered his head slightly, and behaved very politely.

"Director Fang, this student is great. He just asked for a three-chamber two-balloon tube. But we don't have that anymore. Now the gastroenterology department is trying to stop the bleeding..."

"That's not the case, Director Zhai." Fang Xiao looked at "Xiao Meng" intently and asked, "Xiao Meng, can you do it?"

He asked simply, his eyes fixed on "Xiao Meng".

"Will it?" "Xiao Meng" hesitated.

Fang Xiao sighed and was about to call Professor Luo Haoluo, but his own cell phone rang.

It’s Professor Luo calling!
Fang Xiao quickly picked up the phone and said directly, "Professor Luo, can you see it?"

This question was so confusing that Director Zhai was stunned.

"Xiao Meng does not have a surgical system, but this is just an operation. There are more than 500 similar operations in his medical records. The most recent one was a related case I performed using a three-chamber two-balloon catheter."

"..." Fang Xiao was speechless.

"I just watched the whole process. Xiao Meng did nothing wrong in principle. The patient's rectal mucosa is fine. Director Fang, don't worry."

"That's good, that's good." Fang Xiao hesitated to speak.

"Director Fang, Xiao Meng must not be allowed to perform the surgery. He can't do it." Luo Hao changed the subject and Fang Xiao was stunned involuntarily.

"What about other operations?" Fang Xiao asked.

"You can ask it to change the medicine."

"Okay. By the way, Professor Luo, can you do emergency suture or something?" Fang Xiao asked.

"For now, please don't do that. Be careful. I will hurry up and update the prototype. When it comes to operations like surgery, the more cautious you are, the better."

Fang Xiao then breathed a sigh of relief, chatted with Luo Hao for a few words, and hung up the phone.

"Director Fang, what did you mean by phone?" Director Zhai was a little confused.

"Oh, Xiao Meng is not a human being."

“?!” Director Zhai was stunned.

"It's a robot made by Professor Luo."

"Fuck me!"

"Director Zhai, there's still...something on your face that hasn't been washed clean yet. Hurry up and wash it." Fang Xiao saw a stain on Director Zhai's temple caused by a drop of intestinal fluid, and he had been annoyed with it for a long time, so he reminded him at this time.

"Damn it, Xiao Meng dodged so quickly just now that he wasn't hit at all. Instead, I, who was just watching the fun, got hit all over the face and body." Director Zhai had no choice but to wash his face carefully in Fang Xiao's office, using Fang Xiao's towel.

"Director Fang, is it really a robot?" After washing, Director Zhai reached out to touch "Xiao Meng".

"This skin, the elasticity of the muscles inside, are you telling me he's not human?"

Although he said so, Director Zhai already believed it to some extent.

Normal humans would be unhappy if they kneaded themselves like this, but robots don't have so many taboos.

No matter how Director Zhai tried to persuade him, "Xiao Meng" showed no emotion at all.

"Well, the muscles and other motor systems are technical data provided by Professor Luo. By the way, it seems that a company called Clone in Poland made the upper body, but it was too complicated, so they didn't continue."

"Uh..." Director Zhai was shocked by the technological progress.

He never expected that there was such a good robot. It was beyond his imagination.

After pinching it a few times, Director Zhai confirmed it and said with envy, "Director Fang, do you know the experience center?"

"I know. The policy was relaxed a few years ago, and now it's being rolled out in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou. That means... ahem... foot massage is included in the medical insurance. That's probably what it means."

"Yes, it's a borderline game. First- and second-tier cities are already saturated. Recently, I saw someone opening one in Changnan as well."

"What's wrong?" Fang Xiao asked knowingly.

"I don't even need to look at the dummies in the experience center to know what's going on." Director Zhai said disdainfully, "But this is different, it feels exactly like a real person! If this were to open an experience center, it would be packed every day!"

Fang Xiao smiled helplessly.

"Don't laugh, making money is not shameful!" Director Zhai said, "The policy will only be relaxed for a period of time. Maybe one day a document will come out and all the experience centers will have to close. This thing is just a gust of wind. Once you make money, you've made it. When you look back, it will be over."

"Hey, Director Zhai, do you think that Professor Luo can't think of what we can think of?"

"???"

"Professor Luo said at the very beginning that it cannot be sold in the country."

"What?"

"Policies change frequently, and he is careful about his reputation. If he is really implicated in something like the Experience Center, will Professor Luo still have any shame? What if he becomes an academician in the future and people say he is an academician of the Experience Center?"

(End of this chapter)