White armor
Chapter 632 Hypnotizing the Big Cock
Chapter 632 Hypnotizing the Big Cock
"What do you mean by not wanting to live?"
"I didn't quite understand what you said, but that's roughly what you meant. Let's talk about it when we meet." Luo Hao didn't really care.
"Do zoos still abuse animals nowadays? No way, it can't be possible." Chen Yong wondered.
"Development is the only truth." Luo Hao said something without thinking.
"???"
"Last century, I saw giant pandas performing on bicycles in a circus. How many beatings did they have to receive before they could learn it? Without money, even national treasures have to perform to earn money. Of course, things are different now," Luo Hao sighed.
"That's right." Chen Yong understood what Luo Hao was talking about.
Now there is no need for giant pandas to ride bicycles. As long as they act cute, they can get applause. The related content of Bamboo on the short video platform has received over one million likes.
But what did the bamboo do? It did nothing and was just being lazy.
If they fall behind further, the giant panda cubs will be put into the arena by Europeans and Americans to fight to the death with wolves.
As for the bird, God knows what's wrong with it.
Chen Yong no longer cared about this matter. Otherwise, why would Haodong employ so many employees? They can't just sit there and do nothing.
Soon, the lights of the electric bike appeared, and Wang Jiani appeared in sight riding the electric bike.
After opening the door, the two-seater electric car was a bit small, so Chen Yong consciously sat in the driver's seat and said, "You two can make do with this."
Luo Hao put his arms around the girl's waist and let her sit on his lap.
"No, but I just doubt your road rage."
Chen Yong didn't say anything.
"To the Tiger Park."
"Tiger Garden?" Luo Hao was startled. He clearly heard the sound of birds.
"The live chicken that was used to feed the tigers flew up by itself and everyone tried to catch it, but the chicken seemed very ferocious and Dahei didn't help. One security guard sprained his waist," Wang Jiani explained.
"Promising." Luo Hao smiled. No wonder he didn't understand it clearly. It was a chicken.
"Isn't the Tiger Garden very deep? How did the chicken fly up?" Chen Yong started driving and headed straight for the Tiger Garden.
"I don't know. I didn't see it at the panda house. Later, Zhuzi seemed to hear the tiger roar and wanted to go and see the fun, so I went to take a look."
"Oh, stop struggling, I'll bring the bamboo over later."
"Luo Hao, will Zhuzi eat Qinling jackals alive in Qinling?" Chen Yong asked, "You idiot!"
As he spoke, he scolded the wolf in the yard passing by, and his road rage had already burst out.
The wolf bared its fangs and looked fierce as it confronted Chen Yong.
Countless dirty words came out of Chen Yong's mouth. As long as he touched the steering wheel, Chen Yong's heart would become unstable.
Even if there were no living things, Chen Yong would curse the pebbles and trash cans on the roadside.
Luo Hao and Wang Jiani have already gotten used to it and treat Chen Yong as if he were air. Luo Hao tells Wang Jiani what happened today.
After all, life is dull most of the time, so when there is something interesting, both Luo Hao and Wang Jiani are happy to share it to make life more colorful.
They soon arrived at the tiger garden. Dahei came over early in the morning, but when he saw Wang Jiani sitting in Luo Hao's arms, he bared his teeth, jogged behind her, and roared a few times.
"Don't yell, don't yell." Luo Hao soothed.
Although Chen Yong was road rage, he did not scold Dahei. Luo Hao even felt that Chen Yong's road rage had improved since Dahei appeared.
After getting off the car, Luo Hao saw a chicken standing on the rockery next to the tiger garden.
The big rooster is majestic and powerful.
"Why feed this stuff to a tiger?" Luo Hao was a little surprised.
"Professor Luo, Professor Luo." The security captain came over in a hurry. He was not in a hurry, but he pretended to be anxious. It was a performance without props.
"This is to keep the Siberian tigers wild. They behaved well during the ice and snow festival a few days ago, but were caught by the tails by tourists and played with. Comments online said they were no longer wild."
"Huh? Since when did the director start listening to what people say on the Internet? Why would a domesticated animal have to be so wild?" Luo Hao was a little surprised.
"Hey. This has always been a tradition. Otherwise, the Siberian tigers would get fat very quickly and might have the three highs." The security captain spoke in a chaotic and illogical manner.
Luo Hao squinted his eyes and looked at the chicken, trying to communicate with it, but although the chicken had no hostility towards Luo Hao, it refused to come down.
"Luo Hao, you're at your wits' end." Chen Yong got out of the car, and returned to normal after taking his hands off the steering wheel, teasing with a smile.
"Nonsense, who am I?" Luo Hao answered, imitating Chen Yong's way of speaking.
"Then take it down. I think the chicken is all blown up."
"Let the bamboo come, I'll take it."
Luo Hao said hello to the security captain and drove his electric car alone to pick up the bamboo.
As soon as the car drove away, Dahei jumped in and sat in the passenger seat, as if he was going to patrol his territory.
"Brother Hei is really awesome!" the security captain praised.
"Don't you care about Luo Hao? Just bring the bamboo out if you say so." Chen Yong asked.
"Ah? Professor Luo signed a contract when he brought Zhuzi to Haodong. We all know about it. Doctor Chen, don't you know?" The security captain was surprised.
"What contract?"
"Zhuzi doesn't have to live in the panda house. She can walk around freely in the panda house as long as conditions permit. But it seems that she can't walk around freely. She needs to be accompanied by Professor Luo and ensure safety."
"Professor Luo said at the time that it was to preserve the wildness of the bamboo."
Gan!
To keep the bamboo wild? Nonsense. Chen Yong curled his lips. Luo Hao said this to Ha Dong just to make it easier for him to walk the bamboo.
Just now this guy was scoffing at the idea of maintaining the wildness of the Siberian tiger, but he didn't expect the boomerang to come so quickly.
"It's really nice to have Brother Hei sitting in the passenger seat. Captain, why do you call him co-pilot?" A security guard obviously liked Dahei very much. He looked at the backs of Luo Hao and Dahei as they left, with a doting tone in his words.
"That's because we have mobile navigation now." The security captain also watched them leave. "When I was driving a truck, the co-pilot was not just a useless person."
"Ah? Isn't the co-pilot sleeping there? At most, there should be a feeding function or something."
"Stupid!" The security captain reached out and patted the security guard on the back of his head, scolding, "That was now. Thirty years ago, I was only a teenager, following my dad to drive a truck. I sat in the passenger seat and had a lot of work to do."
"What are you going to do?"
"The first time I sat in the passenger seat was when my dad's partner was sick and there was a shipment of goods that needed to be transported, so he asked me to go with him. Sitting in the passenger seat, I had to keep looking at the map, looking for landmarks, and determining my location. If I lost focus, I wouldn't even know where I was."
"That's not all. The co-driver also needs to know how to drain water, add water, pump oil, rock the car, push the car, rescue, and write records for wiping the distributor."
"What does it mean to wipe the distributor?" The young security guard looked confused.
The security captain ignored him and continued, "Actually, this is all normal work. At that time, there were many car thieves and road bullies. It was a good thing to give some money to let them pass. Some people knew something was wrong at first glance."
"One night, a car blocked the road. My dad was quick-witted and drove the car backwards at 40 miles per hour. A dozen people with weapons in their hands almost surrounded us."
The security captain recalled the past with deep emotion.
It was really hard to make money back then.
"!!!"
"I was holding a hammer in my hand and sweating all over. It was really scary. People were really barbaric back then. Otherwise, one year a banner was hung somewhere: "It's not a crime to beat a car thief to death."
"I go!"
The young security guard could not understand the environment at all.
Killing a car bandit is not a crime? The four words "car bandit" alone are beyond his worldview.
"So I like him, Heige. If he was there, the journey might not have been so dangerous."
Big black?
It seems to be too much.
"Captain, do you think Zhuzi can call the chicken down?" asked the young security guard.
"Professor Luo knows what's going on. Can you please show some respect to him?" The security captain said disdainfully, "You're already in your twenties, and you don't have any sense at all."
“I don’t think so.”
"Professor Luo just wanted to take Bamboo for a walk. As for the chicken, it was just a side job. Bamboo, it is said that it can be eaten raw."
"Who said that? If Qinling Mountains didn't forbid bringing fire in, bamboo could cook for itself!" Chen Yong said.
"Yes, yes, Brother Yong." The security captain did not argue with Chen Yong at all. Whatever he said was what it was.
"It's true. After staying in the mountains for a long time, Zhuzi came down to have a feast and ate up all the sausages from the villagers' houses." When Chen Yong talked about Zhuzi coming down the mountain, the corners of his mouth raised high and he looked very happy.
Soon, the small electric car came back with a puff.
Zhuzi sat in the passenger seat while Dahei lay on Luo Hao's shoulder. However, the poor little electric bike had almost run out of power. It made a creaking sound with every step, as if it would fall apart at any time.
After all, bamboo is large in size, and from a distance, the electric car seems to be filled with bamboo.
It's public property, so the security captain doesn't feel bad about it, and he won't disturb Professor Luo's interest because of a patrol electric vehicle.
He is a professor at the First Hospital of Medical University. If I get sick in the future, I will have to trouble Professor Luo.
The security captain knows clearly.
After getting off the car, Zhuzi lay down first, then stood up, put his hands on the tree, and saw the chicken.
"Bamboo, go and get it to come down." Luo Hao said.
"Luo Hao, don't drop the bamboo!" Wang Jiani was reluctant.
Luo Hao smiled, "Bamboo is wild, the king of Qinling Mountains, don't worry. Also, let me show you something interesting."
"What's the matter? Bamboo catching chickens?" Wang Jiani was puzzled.
"Yes, bamboo can induce sleep and has a crushing effect on all birds, causing true damage. If possible, it can also deliver critical hits."
"What? Impossible!" Wang Jiani laughed when she heard that Luo Hao was saying the words from the game. She leaned on Luo Hao's shoulder and did not try to stop Zhuzi.
"Hey, what should we do if the bamboo really falls into the tiger park?" Chen Yong asked.
"There's nothing we can do. A Siberian tiger can't beat a bamboo. Besides, bamboo has armor."
"..." Chen Yong was silent, watching Zhuzi uprooting a weeping willow and pulling out a small tree on the side of the road.
"Fuck! It's so strong!"
"The King of Qinling Mountains, this is no joke." Luo Hao looked at him with a smile, not surprised at all.
It was just the beginning of spring, and the young trees had not yet sprouted. The bamboo plucked off all the branches and turned it into a stick.
"Is this going to cause a huge commotion? Luo Hao, what do you think Zhuzi is going to do?" Chen Yong looked at Dahei curiously.
Dahei squatted on Luo Hao's shoulder, looking at Zhuzi with great trust, he was so gossipy.
Then the bamboo came under the rooster with a stick in hand and roared at the rooster. It was not the bamboo that was whimpering, but the real king of Qinling Mountains.
Amid the roar, even the tiger below became quiet, with its tail tucked between its legs and its head raised to watch.
But the big rooster seemed to be irritated and not convinced at all. He turned around to look at the bamboo and flapped his wings twice. The movement was not big and very slight, as if he was ready to fly up and hit the bamboo at any time.
"They say that roosters have strong yang energy, and it's true. Even the Siberian tiger is scared, but the rooster is not. Luo Hao, do you think it's because Zhuzi has beaten a tiger before, so he's afraid?"
"It's really scared. This big rooster is quite interesting." Luo Hao said with a smile, "By the way, where's Sanhei?"
"It's too messy. A little zombie dog will only make things worse. Let's take a rest." Wang Jiani replied, "Luo Hao, are you sure Zhuzi is okay?"
"It won't break, don't worry."
That being said, no one knows how Bamboo actually controls the rooster.
The next second, Zhuzi pointed the wooden stick in his hand at the big rooster standing on the rockery.
Although the bamboo bear was tall and strong and the stick was long, it was still not far enough to touch the big rooster.
The big rooster stared at the bamboo, ready to attack at any time.
However, the next second, a scene that surprised Wang Jiani appeared.
The big rooster seemed to be hit by a spell and suddenly stood still for a second. Then its body softened and it fell off the rockery.
Halfway down, the rooster finally woke up and started flapping its wings hard.
But when it landed unharmed, the wooden stick was still pointing at the rooster, and the rooster collapsed to the ground again.
"Fuck! What's going on?" Chen Yong was stunned.
"Hey, I said bamboo can hypnotize you, do you believe it?" Luo Hao asked with a smile.
"Xin! When did you teach me?" Chen Yong asked.
The security captain was also stunned, but he remembered something and came over with a smile on his face, "Professor Luo, it is said that when killing a chicken, press it to the ground and draw a straight line in front of its eyes, and the chicken will not move. So it is true?"
"Yeah, it's true."
Chen Yong, Wang Jiani and the security guard were all stunned.
What are they saying? Is it Chinese? Is it Mandarin? How come I can understand every word, but when they are put together, I have no idea what it means?
Zhuzi grabbed the big rooster, raised his hand in the air, then turned back to glance at Luo Hao with a serious look.
"Give it to me." Luo Hao waved.
Zhuzi had no choice but to walk towards Luo Hao with the big rooster in his mouth.
The big rooster stopped flapping its wings, as if it had accepted its fate.
"This chicken is lucky enough to escape from the tiger's mouth." Luo Hao smiled and took the big rooster from Zhuzi's mouth.
When it came into Luo Hao's hands, the big rooster started flapping its wings again as if it had been injected with chicken blood.
"Luo Hao, be careful." Wang Jiani was a little worried.
But the next second, Luo Hao raised his hand and pointed his finger between the rooster's eyes.
The big rooster became cross-eyed and immediately turned into a zombie chicken. After a few seconds, the whole chicken fell down crookedly as if it was hypnotized.
"Is it really like that? Let me try it!" Chen Yong thought it was fun.
Luo Hao retracted his fingers and pressed the rooster to the mud. The rooster began to struggle again. Its wings fluttered and dust flew up.
"You don't necessarily have to use dots. If you draw a vertical line in front of it, it can also be hypnotized." Luo Hao and Chen Yong said.
Chen Yong picked up a wooden stick and drew a vertical line in front of the rooster. The rooster seemed to be possessed and became quiet again, not moving at all.
A few seconds later, the big rooster, which was full of energy just now, suddenly fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep.
"Luo Hao, what's the principle behind this?"
"I don't know." Luo Hao said frankly, without any embarrassment.
"Ah?! Aren't you an expert in veterinary medicine?" Chen Yong was puzzled. He thought Luo Hao would talk about a lot of principles in a long stream, just like in the hospital.
"How can I know so much? I heard it from Boss Xia when I was with him." Luo Hao laughed, "I haven't studied it either. Boss Xia's main research subjects are military horses and other things. He has never dabbled in this kind of tricks."
"It's enough to know it, why do you have to know why?" Luo Hao finally said disdainfully.
"All poultry?" Chen Yong asked.
"That should be the case. All the chickens, ducks and geese I've seen are like this. By the way, have the red-crowned cranes returned?"
Chen Yong glanced at Luo Hao with disdain.
This guy really doesn't like the red-crowned crane with a titanium alloy lower beak. He doesn't even know whether it has returned to Zhalong or not.
After all, the red-crowned crane is a national protected animal, but in Luo Hao's mind, it is roughly equivalent to a big rooster.
"I'm back."
"Let's try it next time." Luo Hao said, "Why are you asking this?"
"Luo Hao, you know, after you came back from Baltimore, I smelled a smell on you."
"???"
"I don't know what it is, but considering you always talk about dark magicians, I suspect you encountered a bat over there."
Luo Hao was startled and thought of the elegant old man.
Although that person was ruthless, he could still be described as elegant.
"Bats, bats..." Luo Hao thought for a while, "Bats don't seem to work. They are mammals. Chickens, ducks and geese are all birds. They all belong to the phylum Vertebrata and the class Aves. Chickens belong to the order Galliformes, and ducks and geese belong to the order Anseriformes."
"Both Galliformes and Anseriformes can be hypnotized?" Chen Yong finally found the point and asked curiously.
"Yes, I have hypnotized ducks and geese. But this shouldn't be called hypnosis. Who knows what it is?"
"What about bats?"
"Chiroptera, class Mammalia."
"It sounds similar to Anseriformes. Let's try it sometime." Chen Yong said.
Luo Hao was about to refute, but suddenly thought that if he had the chance to meet the old man again, it would be interesting if he pointed at him and he collapsed to the ground.
"Have you ever seen an animal that has transformed?" Luo Hao asked in a low voice with some seriousness.
"No, but you repeatedly told me that Mr. Qian's roommate was a black magician. I even believed that. Why don't you believe in bats transforming? Vampires and the like should also exist."
Okay, Luo Hao shrugged and spread his hands.
"Let's keep this big rooster. It's a sign of its ability to survive." Luo Hao explained to the security captain.
"Okay!" The security captain nodded and skillfully grabbed the rooster's wings, making it useless no matter how it flapped.
Luo Hao glanced at the security captain, smiled, and returned to the panda house with Wang Jiani, Chen Yong, Zhuzi, and Dahei.
"Captain, why don't we follow?" asked the young security guard.
"Professor Luo has his own things to do. There's no point in us following him." said the security captain.
"Then this chicken is not a good thing for the Siberian tiger. Let's eat it."
"What are you thinking? This is Professor Luo's rooster." The security captain held up the rooster and said, "Isn't your home nearby? You can keep it at home."
"Oh."
"I'm telling you, raise this big rooster until it lives a long life. If anyone in your family gets greedy and kills it to eat the meat, you can pack up and leave before the meat is cooked," the security captain warned.
"Captain, Captain."
The old fluorescent tubes were buzzing on the ceiling of the security room, and the young security guard's hands were sweating as he held the registration book.
He was cut short just as he opened his mouth. The security captain flicked off the ash from his cigarette, and an old scar on his left cheek was revealed through the misty smoke.
"Straighten your tongue before you speak." The captain put out his cigarette butt in the enamel pot, and the bitter smell of low-quality tobacco spread. "We should do what Professor Luo told us to do. You have only been here for half a month, do you know how sharp Professor Luo's scalpel is?"
The quiet zoo outside the window suddenly became noisy.
"You have to report to me every day about the big rooster." The captain said, "If the beast dies one day, remember to hand over the whole body to Professor Luo."
The young security guard's Adam's apple rolled: "But it's clearly..."
"The fact that Professor Luo took Brother Hei directly into the operating room when he was injured proves that Professor Luo is a man of honor. Don't ask too many questions. Just do your best to do whatever Professor Luo asks us to do."
As he spoke, the security captain glanced at the young security guard and asked, "Do you understand?"
"!!!" The young security guard nodded ignorantly, but still felt that the captain was too flattering and it was a bit bad.
"Go away, go away, do as I say. I'll give you a day off tonight, go home and build a chicken coop. If it's fine, you'll be fine; if it's not, you'll be fine too."
The security captain slapped the young security guard on the back of the head.
……
……
The water in the induction cooker was boiling and Wang Jiani put the instant noodles in.
Chen Yong did not complain, nor did he tell Luo Hao about the hypnotic bats. Instead, he sat with Zhuzi and chattered about something.
Zhuzi has a different kind of intimacy with Chen Yong that is different from others.
Luo Hao and Wang Jiani were chatting, playing with their cigarettes in their hands. Their life was simple and comfortable.
Although he only ate instant noodles at night, Luo Hao thought it was okay and he was not picky.
Chen Yong was chatting with Zhuzi when his cell phone rang.
He bumped the bamboo with his shoulder, but it didn't move at all. Chen Yong picked up his phone.
"Lao Liu, I'm chatting with Hadong and Zhuzi, what's wrong?" Chen Yong asked.
On the phone, Liu Yiyi was speaking hurriedly.
Luo Hao lay on the recliner, his mind calm.
Soon, Chen Yong stood up, rubbed the bamboo and came in front of Luo Hao.
"Zhang Rong, there's something going on over there."
"What's wrong?" Luo Hao asked lazily.
"The girl who went there later was called Fan Jiaxuan. It seems that her implants were crushed by Zhang Rong."
Chen Yong frowned and said viciously.
???
Luo Hao was stunned for a moment. Are all young people nowadays so violent? !
(End of this chapter)
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